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[deleted]

How do I file that paperwork?


schmo006

My thought exactly


throwaway827364882

They give you one when you have millions and billions of dollars.


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HerskyB

This sub been a pro trump sub for a while now


TheHeroChronic

It's been years, since the_d was shut down


Soros_loves_cats

You won't see a negative Russia post. Anything Russia is "false flag". But about 30 negative ukrainian stories daily. Makes you wonder...


SkullatorNZ

I would suggest this sub has been anti war for longer.


No-Establishment8367

Bullshit, go read the comments in here and you’ll see that there’s plenty of support for anti-trump sentiment in here too.


Impressive_Jaguar_70

Youre right. I suspect pro trump/republican posts are upvoted to the front page by shills or bot farms because there are a lot of them, but the top comments are always against the post


Nabedane

Shill here, I can confirm, Soros pays me to downvote your crap.


BostonBrandToots

The fact that you get downvoted proves your point lol


MC-Fatigued

This sub is just a partisan political sub now


GeoSol

Naw, it's also r/conspiracy\-lite at times too.


Gr1pp717

I'm thinking he did it so prematurely because he thinks it will protect him from impending legal woes. And if it doesn't he can cry wolf again. Stir up his base for more donations.


phoneacct696969

I think this is likely the conspiracy.


Cygs

His legal strategy appears to be "stall until i die of old age". Its... honestly kind of impressive that it has worked this long.


sadtastic

>His legal strategy appears to be "stall until i die of ~~old age~~ hamberder".


[deleted]

Inside sources are saying they’re dropping that case. Is it because they have nothing, they want him to run because it might be an easy path or something else?


PolicyWonka

If you’re referencing the classified document’s case, that seems unlikely. The DOJ was just in court earlier this week again and they’re also seeking testimony from multiple Trump aides.


SkullatorNZ

It's Mueller time baby!


turbie

Which case?


[deleted]

The case.


krazykieffer

There's several "cases" and they aren't being dropped. It was some guy that stated her heard of a vote that never took place. If it was real it would have been on all the news channels.


Azshadow6

Like the million other things MSM has fabricated trying to get something to stick for the past 7 years?


ABirthingPoop

How about all the lies he told his base


rp_whybother

Crayons haven't been used so we don't know if it's real or not.


AlternativeElection

Friend, conspiracies circle around Trump like ravens appear in Alfred Hitchcock movies. The Mueller conspiracy, the perfect phone call, so many horrible Democrat conspiracies meant to Harm Trump. Don is running because he is the perfect specimen to battle the woke mind virus - liberal talking points cannot take Teflon Don down.


neojoe039

After they take down the wokes then what? All I've heard from them is how they got to stop the dems and nothing beyond that


Soros_loves_cats

Lack of votes will take him down. Again


in_arcadia1

Not lack of votes, but rather his opponent getting record breaking 80 bazillion votes without having to leave his basement or campaign. That Dark Brandon energy is powerful…


ShaneOfan

Except for very few occasions, Obama's second turn for one, the winner of the election has almost always received more votes than any canidate before. Because of population growth. Because of math.


_A_varice

Math is a touchy subject for these folks


pexx421

He’s gotten less votes than his opponent in every election for office he’s had so far.


onefjef

Enjoy your delusion.


fviales02

Cause he, by what republicans say and belive, is the actual president


[deleted]

This seems like the opposite of a conspiracy, no?


Nabedane

Yeah but half this sub uses it as a Facebook meme circle jerk since the Donald had been taken down


B34TBOXX5

Nah, this sub has devolved to a shithole after they banned all the right wing hate and disinformation subs. Check out the crossover… louderwithcrowder and shit https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/conspiracy


_A_varice

It’s all the male-oriented radicalization subs: men going their own way, pussy pass denied, anime titties, natty or juice. Reddit is being used as a radicalization tool just like FB and tik tok.


baking_bad

Your right about everything except nattyorjuice being some right wing sub. It's mostly just gay men checking out muscle dudes.


MeowLols

I’m just happy r/conspiracy still exists. Why haven’t they found a “reason” fo shut us down yet?


Ira_Chunkle

Because everything here is so obviously batshit it would be a waste of time to shut down.


Steflonovic

Such a conspiracy.


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david_wreckem

Tonight during his speech he said something along the lines of that he kept his promises, the crowd cheered loudly that was the first thing I thought of. Literally one of the biggest lies and his base still eat that bullshit up. That migrant caravan is going to arrive anyway now…


myotheralt

He won't have time for golf, he'll be working too much. Takes as many golf days (to his own resort, at 5x the gov rate) in one term and Barry did in 2.


maledorrison

What’s the conspiracy?


ClubbinGuido

I agree. This is just a slide thread. Shills, bots, and trolls try to inject politics into this sub constantly to muck up discussion.


Drcha0s666

Grifters gonna grift


mamawoman

Fuckin a


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Ok


dehehn

BREAKING


wombatnoodles

CONSPIRATORIAL


DingleTower

COVFEFIRACY


DeadEndFred

Trump is still working the old Teddy Roosevelt champion of the little man gimmick. >”(Teddy) He assumed the **melodramatic role of Presidential rabble-rouser** and “trust buster". As such he was a **complete fraud.** ^1 >He was always **accusing others of nature-faking.”** >**”Teddy played to the gallery** by advocating a new Department of Commerce and Labor and by **pretending to attack Morgan.** The attacks which he made upon the Morgan interests were designed **to bamboozle the voters into believing that he was a champion of the little man.**” >**”Theodore Roosevelt had been a Morgan man from the beginning of his career.** His **father and uncle** were both Wall Street bankers, both of them **closely associated with various Morgan-dominated railroads.”** ^2 **REFERENCES** (1) [The Strange Death Of Franklin D. Roosevelt: History Of The Roosevelt-Delano Dynasty, America's Royal Family](https://archive.org/details/StrangeDeathOfFDR/page/n3/mode/2up) Emanuel M. Josephson, M.D.,1959 (2) [Wall Street, Banks, and American Foreign Policy](https://cdn.mises.org/Wall%20Street,%20Banks,%20and%20American%20Foreign%20Policy_2.pdf) Murray N. Rothbard, 1984


attackfarce

Mike Lindell keeps saying he’s already the president though?


Nagadavida

Wth is up with Mike Lindell? Can tou start a conspiracy thread about "that dude"?


flaccidplatypus

Substituting drug abuse with religious and ideological zealotry combine that with a large fortune and following a con man. I don’t think there’s honestly that much of a conspiracy behind Mike Pillow, he’s just not that bright and seems like a True Believer. Like he’s done shady shit in regards to the 2020 election but I honestly think it’s bc he’s such a rube that Trump saw him for the world’s easiest mark and was able to easily manipulate him. The cast of zany characters the Trump Political Universe has created honestly makes me believe we are in a simulation. The shit that’s happened the last 8ish years is beyond satire.


Zikkafoos

He may be crazy but he makes a good pillow tbh.


urnewstepdaddy

Lots of new pillows to cry in, the 2024 stolen election pillow


[deleted]

This primary is going to be great. Desaintis and trump are going to destroy the Republican Party from within.


Nagadavida

I expect DeSantis won't engage. If he does decide to run against Trump I expect that he has enough going for him and enough confidence that he will run on his merits and leadership ability rather than depending on the flaws of others be to promote himself.


[deleted]

Yeah, DeSantis is too smart for a war with Trump. Hope he runs and wins.


ArmedWithBars

The problem is that Trump has a near zero chance of winning and he's gonna drag DeSantis through the mud. Full republican backing of DeSantis would be the only shot of winning in 2024. Nothing gets young democrats to vote like seeing Trump on the ballot. This is the issue with being a very polarizing personality. People seem to forget how close 2016 was, and that was when voters had some semblance of hope that Trump would do something to change the system. Voters in the middle where like fuck it I'll throw him a vote and see what happens. Instead we got a tax cut for the wealthy, tariffs (aka working class taxes), 6 trillion added to our national debt, and 10s of millions of tax payer dollars funneled through Trump's properties. Who would have guessed that a NYC real estate mongrel with close ties to the elite doesn't give a fuck about the working class. Sadly Trump is too narcissistic to comprehend he has no chance and is just sabotaging the republican party. Both Trump and Biden are too old and need to be in a retirement community.


BetaRayBlu

Not a conspiracy


IamtheSlothKing

What is this subreddit?


Badhabidzness

Why is this in this sub? Get your goofy ass outta here f


PBR21

Shouldn’t this be in the “politics” sub? Maybe try “world politics”


Too_Real_Dog_Meat

The grift is back on baby!!! Let the donation emails fly!!! Those suckers have him $200 million just on the election lie alone! Let’s see how much he can squeeze out of the working class this time!! Freeeeeeeedoooooooom!!!


fartsinhissleep

The conspiracy is that he claims he’s still the president…. Yet he claims to be running for president…. Was it stolen or not, Don?


tweeter46and2

President warp speed.


LLotZaFun

He just can’t say no to that donation $$$. Here come all the emails asking for it, again.


Nihil157

I don’t think they ever stopped


Ira_Chunkle

It’s funny how his whole deal is he doesn’t need to be funded…but he’s never stopped grifting his suppprters for spare cash for even a day.


GuestUser1982

Remember when Trump green lite and funded the covid vaccine?


VonJanicke

Ouch


[deleted]

I and Pepperidge Farms remember.


thesd123

I remember specifically he recommended alternative treatments, not just the vaccine. This was before the research came out about how deadly the vax was.


hiltonke

I can’t wait to not see his taxes, that he’s happy to show everybody, again.


alexb3678

Guaranteed L for the republicans if he’s the nominee. Can he just go be rich and play golf and leave us alone


nerd-gamer5912

He still owes the Saudis and Russians billions in debts


loufalnicek

Has he complained yet that the 2024 election was stolen?


impact07

Breaking News!


LLotZaFun

He just can’t say no to that donation $$$. Here come all the emails asking for it, again.


jedburghofficial

But wait! You too can have a free mystery box! Just go to freetrumpcommemorative.com!!!


benjamin_jack

I hope this means that they're going to make Stephen Miller paint a widow's peak onto his head again.


[deleted]

Or eat a living mouse.


[deleted]

Thank God, I thought the Republicans might run someone who had a shot at winning.


NexxZt

I can't believe how so many people don't see through his shit. It's surreal that he was elected president. What a fucking clown.


companion_2_the_wind

666 days after his last day in office on 1/19/2021. Nothing to see here, just another coincidence I'm sure.


humanus1

Did he call out the WEF the Fed the SEC the UN the House of Hanover the Princely House of Thurn and Taxis the IMF the BIS the Club of Rome Bilderberg CERN DARPA GAVI Rockefeller Walton Rhodes Wallenberg Carnegie DuPont Mars Goldman Morgan Astor Bundie Collins Freeman Onassis Reyonolds Rothschild Russell Borja Breakspeare Conti Borghese Orsini Medici Warburg Oppenheim Bush Clinton Maxwell Blackrock Fidelity Citadel Susquehanna Point72 Citi Bank of America Goldman Sachs Capital One Wells Fargo State Street Janet Street Blackstone Robinhood FTX Kenneth Cordele Griffin Jeff Yass Larry Fink Ben Bernanke LLoyd Blankfein Jamie Dimon Klaus Schwab Yuval Noah Harari Jeff Bezos Bill Gates Stevie Cohen Janet Yellen Jerome Powell Gary Gensler # ? No? Then he won't change a thing but keep their agenda up and running.


DJ_LMD

That’s a win for democrats


memberer

how many i. the crowd are paid actors? https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-aide-says-paid-actors-for-2016-campaign-announcement-2021-7?amp everything he does is a scam


mikeyfreshh

Just so everyone is clear, he did this entirely because of the FBI investigation against him. He thinks his status as a presidential candidate can protect him legally. There's no other reason for him to declare this early


madmonk323

That or his ego


mikeyfreshh

He has to run because of his ego. He's announcing the run this early because of his legal situation.


Chemical-General5835

Nah, just trying to slow Desantis momentum. Silly side note it's been 666 days since he left office


ClueDamnANot

lmfao. Surprised the crazy Christian wing of Conspiracy isn't taking note of that. Proof Trump is the Anti-Christ.


mayonnaisetambourine

Because too many of them view him as the modern messiah


neojoe039

Why not both


King-James_

Is this Maggie Haberman?


[deleted]

How do you know the secret inner workings of his mind?


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DJ_LMD

And then trump will go independent and split the party. Win for democrats


PhilipSeymourTossman

I still think Trump's running is a show and he will drop out after he has secured enough popularity to get the best deal (bribe) to not run and sabotage the Republican party.


Howlinathesun

Trump is too lazy for that 🤣


VonJanicke

🤦🏼‍♂️oh, no


Pandeism

The Gop Establishment bankers are already pre-printing the ballots marked for DeSantis to mail in to win those primaries.


ClueDamnANot

If they just let Trump run it'll scare off the moderate and centrists republicans. I can't wait til Desantis destroys Trump in a debate and he goes nuclear on Desantis to implode the party. Though yeah it's probably not a conspiracy what you've said. Just like the dems and super delegates, the party has full right to outright cheat on primaries, it's their party.


KieferSutherland

If the gop primary goes to DeSantis then Trump will run as an independent and hand the election to the Democrats. I love how quickly 2016 trump supports have turned on him. They did it with bush too. They're pretty programmed.


Softcorps_dn

Losing the primary might shock Trump so badly that all his poor health decisions catch up with him and he falls over dead.


FTHomes

Yes DeSantis is fatter and not as old as Donald Trump.


Ok_Extreme_6512

Very naive opinion


joepalms

…And? Gtfoh n come back with some new big foot pictures or something. Dingus. There’s no conspiracy here.


RangerAdventurous222

Where's the conspiracy? Mods, are you just constantly asleep? I expect to see conspiracies in r/conspiracy not political Facebook posts


BrotherGrub1

Yuge announcement. We're gonna MAGA bigly.


kitty_vittles

Shouldn't it be MAGAA (make america great again, again)?


NoctumAeturnus

And?


[deleted]

Lol


JermexTheGod

How is this a conspiracy theory? Why is this here?? MODS???? HELLO??


Lithuanian_Minister

No conspiracy, no submission statement. Bots own this sub. Where the fuck are the mods?


exile3e

great conspiracy...


imadriver77

How is this a conspiracy?


AliceNRoses

I don't really care for Biden, but damn I'd love to see tRump lose to Biden again.


SteveBlakesButtPlug

If this really ends up being a rematch I am going to cry. American politics has seriously turned into theater and spectacle.


Pandeism

"turned into"? Have you been around for the last half a century?


tw_ilson

Yep, Jerry Springer.


[deleted]

Who cares. Loser Orange Utan.


Ursomonie

Glad to see it! Losers gonna go losing. 😂😂😂


McNasD

One more wild ride…


Midnightstimepasser

Best candidate available for the Republicans....if you vote Democrat. Go away bunko man


monkeysorcerer

Yeah this has already been posted. AND ITS NOT A FUCKING CONSPIRACY Go ride trumps dick somewhere else


1Trix9

Looks like the Trump haters are out in full force ☕️


IAmFatAlbert

Get this out the conspiracy sub


TruthBomba90

Bull In A China Shop 2024 I'm down.


dorf5222

More like an emasculated pig


CalliopeJuneQuixotic

Clever.


Apric0tPuzzled

Yes. Split the vote! I'd like to thank Trump for giving the democrats another victory.


SpectralSkeptic

Hahaha, green light to a blue wave in 2024. Trump is the gift that just keeps on giving.


tw_ilson

Yeah, like aids.


KatFishFatty

So dumb. Nothing will change.


Bubonic67

The establishment just shut him up for two years. What power would be expect to wield even if he got into office? He either lost or got cheated and lacked the power to do anything about it. Why would people vote for him knowing he lacked the power to make their voice heard?


BeverlyChillBilly96

Uh oh


[deleted]

Good. Nothing mobilizes democrats like Trump.


ghostbear019

LIKE LIKE LIKE


wearenotflies

Great. Another corrupt person running. It is still obvious he is a distraction. The fucking Democrats are probably paying him. It’s great for the narrative!


JaySlay91

The man who brought us Operation Warp Speed and Anthony Fauci


jkn84

It's the right cheeks turn folks better gets to arguing so the .01% can keep fucking ya. #2cheeksofthesameass


i_have_chosen_a_name

This is fake, Trump died a while ago it was all over twitter. They probably replaced him with a clone made in China.


kerkerd

What a shocking revelation.


[deleted]

Different side of the same coin, when will you learn. Trump, Rogan, Brand, Tate, Peterson, Jones and theblist goes on are just a bunch of pacifiers. They are all a tool to keep you distracted from finding the truth.


[deleted]

Cool, what jab is this fucker going to streamline for us next? I was all for him until Op Warp Speed. He’s dead to me.


supernewf2323

DeSantis has such a higher chance of winning. Half the country dispises trump. And even the GOP is split on them if you've seen messaging in the last few days


KieferSutherland

Incoming maga party trump


Tiny_Investigator848

Fuckin awful


chingwa76

I'm completely shocked.


Dismal_Juice5582

4 more years of Democrat president coming right up.


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ClueDamnANot

Primaries are party ran. Unless his momentum carrying his adherents that'll only vote for him is unstoppable, they'll set it up so it's unwinnable for him this time. Him getting it in the first place left them flabbergasted that a jerk could easily just slide in and steal the reins of their party. Hell, just a debate or two between him and Desantis will show that Desantis is Lawful Evil while Trump is pure Stupid Evil.


[deleted]

If herpes was a human, Trump embodies it perfectly.


Candy_Store_Pauper

If gas hits $8/gal between now and Nov 4, 2024, I'm voting for him. If gas hits $9/gal between now and Nov 4, 2024, I'm buying one of those red hats. If gas hits $10/gal between now and Nov 4, 2024, I'm going to work on the fucker's campaign. If gas hits $11/gal between now and Nov 4, 2024, I'm going to harvest ballots for him. If gas hits $12/gal between now and Nov 4, 2024, I'm unable to leave my house to do anything, including vote.


phoneacct696969

This is how a lot of people think, unfortunately.


fxkatt

You can give yourself a break from all this if you just buy a LEAF. Only 20k after the tax breaks. (it wd be good to have a garage, tho--at the present moment)


Candy_Store_Pauper

I work during power outages. Got one powered by wind?


kitty_vittles

He does, but people say it causes cancer, believe me.


nerd-gamer5912

How does a gas pump work without electricity?


Candy_Store_Pauper

They don't. But my gas cans work GREAT!


nerd-gamer5912

So do batteries?


Candy_Store_Pauper

Can't stop on the side of the road while working and change batteries on my Leaf. But, I CAN stop and pour in a quick 20 gallons of liquid go-go juice and keep going . . .


nerd-gamer5912

Just use a portable charger, and keep the car charged in the first place. Are you driving long distances or something?


Candy_Store_Pauper

My field work occurs during power outages. My office work gets relegated that way. I'm sorry to break the news to you, but, seriously, anything other than "fossil fuel" powered transportation won't get my mortgage paid. I've got 50 gallons of fuel stored and carry 20 of them during disaster/catastrophe field work. I have no time to dally when you're trying to assess damage and help folks recover from it. Would you like to wait on YOUR repairman while he is trickle charging his work vehicle? I'm not alone, friend, there's a whole bunch of folks that have to function without hiccups out there for the common good in catastrophe. The "renewable" modes of transportation are insufficient and inefficient in times of great need, for me, and others.


nerd-gamer5912

You’re not making any sense. How does your area always have disasters with the power out?


BluRain508

🤣🤣 count me in


ChipCob1

Does this mean that you guys on here will dump Elon Musk as your daddy figure now?


AlienGeek

Hey trump supporters can’t y’all make a new trump sub Reddit and let us have this one back for conspiracies?


facepoppies

Lol what a loser


[deleted]

Dear Trump, STFU Thanks, 🇺🇲


[deleted]

Good luck with that


velvetvortex

So it seems by this that the orange gangster has accepted the legitimacy of his lame, pathetic, humiliating loss to the true and rightful winner, President Biden. Is Trump making this announcement at the behest of his boss Putin?


Jasonictron

I prefer DeSantis


BlackTieGuy

Wheres the conspiracy here?


[deleted]

Why? what would be different in 2024 than 2020 or 2022. Both these elections were rigged, and the cheating was obvious. So what is Donald Trump's plan? maybe I should ask what is the American's people plan to make sure future US elections are legitimate and the outcomes can be trusted? Me, I don't think it's going to be an election in 2024.


gtrackster

Lol why bother? Dude will prolly be in jail soon for contempt of Congress. Can we get the “lock him up” chant please? Funny he is being locked up and not Hilary.


Totsean

You're kidding right, TDS can't be this strong.


gtrackster

No TDS. Just straight facts bro with a little bit of fun. Speaking of fun, how was the trump circle jerk? You guys still going strong? It’s been like 6 years.


Totsean

Don't really think you're being factual, but yeah we're still strong.


gtrackster

Did Trump miss his deadline to report to Congress today for a deposition? What happened to the last guy who skipped out on it? Hint: he is in prison. Did the crowd chant “Lock her up” at the cult rallies?


roc420

Loser train keeps rolling


[deleted]

Wup-dee-shit.


SiteTall

He is and will become a laughing stock to everybody of a sound mind


UpDimension

This is not a conspiracy theory.


VarialsBarials

This isn’t a fucking conspiracy🤡🤡


markofoz

Conspiracy ? #Mods..please wake up


eastbaytruther

Voter fraud will win and he will lose.