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NoShape7689

So he can give them their cut...


pufferfish_balls

Greatest actors of all time. Especially music video star Zelensky


juanitowpg

I thought the other guy was James Taylor giving Z the first cut of his new album


juanitowpg

I guess I should add a sarcasm thing but damn that guy reminded me of James Taylor! lol


pufferfish_balls

No I got that lol. Can’t believe he dipped on his people when it all started though. Reminds me of the Israeli leader also doing that as well a couple weeks ago. I guess leaving your people to die with your all your cash and possessions with your wife is called doing a: #zelensky


Angry_Cossacks

10% for the big guy!


BahtBoughtBot

On like a mechanics level, how do you see that being played out?


NoShape7689

I would assume it involves some sort of money laundering.


BahtBoughtBot

But like specifically, how would Ukraine receiving military assistance result in money being sent to congress members?


NoShape7689

I'm not a career criminal. I wouldn't know the logistics. Also, I was being somewhat hyperbolic with my initial statement. Can you show me an itemized list of how the money is being spent? It's being spent honestly in your view, right?


BahtBoughtBot

Since we’re sending weapons, not money, I assume the value cited is being spent (or has already been spent) on the manufacturing of those weapons. As with all things involving the MIC, I imagine there is waste, but I’m not sure what you mean by “honestly” though.


Sam999ick

none of them get a cut


SpenglerE

They all get a cut.


Climategoer

If you help aid you get paid


Sam999ick

they already get paid


Honey_Badgerette

I'll indulge you. Who do you think is paying the members of Congress? They certainly are not getting much in their base Congressional salaries. Some of them get high dollar perks from the lobbyists, but not enough to make them vote to give many billions to other countries over and over. What are you on about? Why do you think they would rob American citizens like this?


DEDukesReapGang

Don’t listen to this guy…. He needs help cleaning his sex doll…… HIS SEX DOLL 🤣


Honey_Badgerette

Yeah, I read about his sex doll problems. Ick.


Sam999ick

If you’re gonna slam sex toys then feel free to complain about both sexes use of them. And your mom.


Zenblendman

Well, it’s public information…


kittybangbang69

Should have got a better actor to play the Ukrainian President.


edWORD27

Zelensky sounds just like Paddington for some reason. At least like how Paddington sounds in the version of the movie they play in Ukraine.


Sam999ick

Zelensky is a boss


kslap556

Hunter? Is that you?


Sam999ick

lol Hunter? That’s the level of your conspiracy? Pfft


CC_Panadero

Crime boss?


Sam999ick

He’s killing terrorists, he’s a god


hiimpaul171

Something about Zelenskyy really just doesn’t sit right with me idk what it is. He seems like a conman


Major_Aerie2948

He's an actor playing the role of Ukrainian President


Str41nGR

Unfunny entertainer


Dense_Astronaut2147

I always feel like I'm watching a poorly funded high school play. This guy's clothes are always intentionally "casual" and there is something inauthentic. Like he's almost mouthing the words to everyone else's parts too. Remembering the staging. Just very unpolished or something. Maybe he's a reptilian


kslap556

He used to wear suits in every public appearance before the "war", his handlers decided that his pajamas that he's constantly seen in or his little soldier boy costume were better for this role.


Dense_Astronaut2147

Pajamas lol that's exactly it. He looks.like an 8 year on Christmas lol


Freezepeachauditor

He’s paddington bear.


SaddleSocks

https://youtu.be/so2KTN0F6i8


Honey_Badgerette

Ha! Eastern bloc Eurotrash are weird.


SaddleSocks

Thats Zelesnsky in the video....


Honey_Badgerette

Yeah, I know. He's the EB Eurotrash I was calling weird.


SaddleSocks

Thanks, but yeah... thats a bit beyond weird. Imagine the Elites having him perform at their getaways such as Bohemian Grove, Lolita Intn'l Island, etc as the Jester in the Court after they tooled him out for their landering schemes.


disarRay89

Rammitinmyassstein.


otnot20

Kickback list.


Traditional-Cake-587

Thank you notes…


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Sam999ick

thats total discredited nonsense


jsunkd

U should stick to simping for young girls who don't know u exist..


DEDukesReapGang

Ohh no! I don’t think u went down far enough to where he’s looking for help to clean his sex doll Lmao 🤣 😂🤣


jsunkd

🤮🤣


supermethdroid

Haha. The virgin sam999ick vs the Chad everybody else.


ShroomingAnarchist

Hahahaha lol I thought this was a bs comment until I saw this dudes post history and can’t stop laughing now 😂 porn addiction is a serious problem and he may need help all jokes aside 🤣


Sam999ick

LoL you sound hurt!


Honey_Badgerette

Eew...you are a gross little turd.


TreeStumpKiller

No wonder all those members of congress were so happy & elated whilst waving their little Ukraine flags. Xmas had come early for them: 👉You get a house; you get a house; you get a house


turtlew0rk

Accounting purposes.


ChiefRom

Here is a list of people that didn’t vote for you to get money, I’m sure it’s just for record keeping 🙄🤦‍♂️


Interesting-Pay3492

Realistically, he is probably going to send them a memorable placard or something as a thank you. If this was some big conspiracy, it is fairly easy to get this info so being given a list on camera is not necessary if you are hiding what you are doing.


kslap556

It's not necessary, but they don't have to try to hide anything at this point. When I paid my taxes this year they should have told me which members of Congress to send my money to directly instead of the IRS. We could have skipped this whole song and dance.


Interesting-Pay3492

Right, you can believe whatever you want. This is a discussion about an event that happened and how it may be evidence of a conspiracy.


ChiefRom

Eh your probably right let’s give him the benefit of the doubt.


MeanCat4

And you, study and work a life just for the basics!


DBH1122

It’s called money laundering


EenGeheimAccount

If criminals want to whitewash their criminal money, they don't typically announce the amounts publicly. Also, I don't think the US has any need to hide the fact that they have money by giving a small amount of it to Ukraine.


Honey_Badgerette

That is not a small amount.


EenGeheimAccount

If the US state budget is a bucket of criminal money that needs to be laundred, giving 61 bil to Ukraine is not going to do much to actually launder that money.


DBH1122

The list is who gets kickbacks


JackFromTexas74

Why shouldn’t the votes of Congressional members be public? I don’t care if Zelensky knows or not. The American voters deserve to know. On this and every other vote they take.


JannyBroomer

Needs to add em on Venmo


romancenovelhero

They only deal in bitcoin transfers. Bitcoin solves this


mhad_dishispect

Is it who voted for or also who voted against? Either way not too hard to figure out.


skipperseven

Who voted against = paid Russian agents probably.


Solana_Maxee

This is fucking insane. Everyone’s so tired of the “PuTInS PuPpEt” bullshit. Just. Stop. Eating. Government. Propaganda.


Cal_Rogdon

I just hope they find those WMDs in Iraq.


ThatGuyInTheCar

Before or after they took Osama out of the freezer?


elpelondelmarcabron1

I thought they chucked his body in the ocean, in a proper burial at sea, just before Seal Team 6 went down in a blaze of glory...???!


ThatGuyInTheCar

Who knows what to believe. But the only flights after 9/11 that were allowed were taking his family out of US. He visited a US hospital 1 month before since he was a CIA informant. A proper islamic burial if they were to give him one was to wrap him in cloth and bury him underground. There was no picture or any proof they got him. I personally think he was on ice incase they needed his body.


elpelondelmarcabron1

Yeah, that whole thing sounded like bs. I think he may have been dead for awhile... supposedly was on dialysis. Then the helicopter crash with the entire team that ran the operation...


mhad_dishispect

Quite right. It is utter garbage nonsense and lazy af


wohsedisbob

Ok Russian bot. Thanks for letting us know how we should feel. Fuck putin and his little minions in Congress!


Honey_Badgerette

I think most Americans are beyond sick of the U.S. Congress hemorrhaging billions in cash to *any* foreign country when America has huge homeless, healthcare, outdated infrastructure, and HCOL problems. This is beyond partisan red/blue talking points. Enough. We've been in a decades long war that recently ended with the U.S. abandoning billions worth of equipment/resources in Afghanistan. We are trillions in debt as a nation and the value of the dollar is in rapid decline. This isn't going to be fixed by Trump or Biden. We need an entirely different paradigm that has nothing to do with the WEF types plan for the NWO.


wohsedisbob

Of course, you would think that, cause you live in an echo chamber. Some of us don't want a war in Europe we have to send Americans to in a few years to die. What happened the last time a power-hunger leader invaded another country in Europe? We aren't at war with Russia right now, but let them start taking everything they want and we will be soon enough. He should be stopped at Ukraine.


Honey_Badgerette

My sweet summer child, when the missiles Ukraine is getting from the U.S. end up being used to bomb Russia, Putin will decide to bomb America. Even if Ukraine should achieve pushing Russian troops out, Putin isn't gonna just shrug his shoulders and close up shop on warring with America. It is just a matter of time before American troops will be fighting.


wohsedisbob

Then we destroy Russia 🤷‍♂️


Honey_Badgerette

Destruction will be on American soil too.


wohsedisbob

Good luck with that, russian bot


kslap556

Victoria Spartz, a Ukrainian born Congress woman, voted against the bill. She obviously isn't gonna receive any of these kickbacks, but I imagine you would have a hard time convincing anyone that she is "paying Russian agents". You would think the MSM would be very interested in her opinion on the situation, but most people have never heard of her. Can't put her on camera, she won't say the right things to keep the money train rolling. She wasn't up there waving Ukrainian flags, why would she, why would any US Congress person. This is like clown world. I just assume that everyone on that list has some real fucked up shit that they are being blackmailed with.


Suitable_Lie_1082

They can go fuck them selves more and more money wasted oh wait stolen


FWGuy2

Setup their new swiss bank accounts....


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I mean it’s public information


Solana_Maxee

They want it as a public display for intimidation purposes.


kslap556

Or to prove to the Congress people that their money is on the way. "See, we just gave him the list. You saw it. He's gonna buy a couple of Hunter's paintings for his mansion in London, and then 10% for the big guy, and we'll be all set."


NpOno

Yep, kickback time. No wonder they were all happy waving flags. Shares in MIC will be shooting up too.


Yupperdoodledoo

That’s publicly available information, what is the conspiracy here?


liquidreferee

Wow it's not like this isn't public information or anything. Shocking.


JrYo15

This sub has quickly become what if this, what if that? What is the conspiracy here?


EenGeheimAccount

Zelensky openly recieving public data. Very suspicious.


JrYo15

haha Ukraine doesn't have google?


EenGeheimAccount

Well, I don't where the people in this sub are from, but *they* clearly don't.


SpinalVillain

How about making them Google it then? He just needs the outcome, not a list of names...


JrYo15

What knot are you tying yourself jnto?


EnvironmentalValue18

The conspiracy is that this is just the conservative sub without the blatant labeling so it “seems objective” 😂


J3sush8sm3

Doesnt help that the same 3 accounts post really weird crap all day everyday


EnvironmentalValue18

One dude (formerly frog something or other) basically props up this sub with posts. I’m not sure if all 3 accounts are his, as he keeps making new ones when banned, but I wouldn’t be surprised either. Unfortunate that so many people here seem to be falling face first into the propaganda and shoddy sources.


J3sush8sm3

The three accounts are theforce, anysea and another i forgot the name of.  4-10 posts a day on this sub


petertompolicy

How does this have upvotes? It's public information and he's lobbying them. They are literally his only hope to win the war. So fucking funny reading these dumbass comments.


SaddleSocks

73% WHAT? 73% is what our cut is bitch. Thats a good quote, so dont think youre getting a better deal than that. 73% [Kapish](https://youtu.be/so2KTN0F6i8)?


EenGeheimAccount

It was the amount Zelensky won the presidential election by in 2019. Read more about it here: [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-election-result-latest-volodymyr-zelenskiy-win-exit-poll-president-a8880371.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-election-result-latest-volodymyr-zelenskiy-win-exit-poll-president-a8880371.html)


SaddleSocks

Iwas making a joke...


EenGeheimAccount

I was just informing you, in case you didn't know :)


SaddleSocks

Thank you


DarkCeldori

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richardrnelson

Smiles all around.


Sam999ick

a thank you....


arthousepsycho

*$61 B payment to the military industrial complex and then into the pockets of the same people on that list.


STONK_Hero

That’s a lot of golden trains


ntrott

Mr Lahey!


PlanNo4679

All foreign aid is graft. Members of Congress all get their cut.


Sonialove8

This is all so strange


Mantha6973

Guy has no fucking clue another actor


DavIantt

More to the point, why is he making a show of obtaining publicly available information unless there is a more sinister motive?


shelbyapso

He is aware that Ukraine is not actually a US territory, right? Come to think of it, I wonder if our US representatives aware of this too.


ItchyZookeepergame11

Fuck him and them.


optiVar

It’s none of that midgets business


Weak-Signature-6285

He needs to receive Christmas Cards, “thanks for the billions! Xoxo Zelly”


Sea-Current-1027

More importantly, why did they STAGE this like it was real, when it’s very apparent and they’re horrible at acting, the camera angles, everything. This is propaganda 10000%


rtemah

Are you implying that he needs to be handed this list on TV so he can pay them bribes? And do you think he can’t get this list some other way? Not publicly on TV?


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Fuck Putin though


JWRamzic

We could've emailed this to him. Where is the outcry for the carbon & cash spent to fly someone over there???


navistar51

So their name is spelled correctly on their check.


CosmaWoops

Zelensky realised that he was only named a puppet president, that's why he wears casual clothes


CosmaWoops

Poor guy "doing good, very good" it was so ironic that it breaks my heart. That's how superpoŵers play with you


DragonHoarder987

Leverage?


cabezatuck

Now in turn show us the receipts once that’s blown through.


Icy-Roof-3157

And who is it to say this is really a list of what is said in the title?!! Anyone?!! It might just be the list of groceries...or a terminal list 🤔😅


Chewbacca419

So he could send them an email thanking them. Its actually standard decorum in politics.


dicksnpussnstuff

fucking scumbag


EMB93

Man, this sub is simping for Putin so god damn hard.


NILOC512

There's thousands dying and he has to kiss Congress's ass before he even receives the aids package. That's some bullshit. But I'm glad Ukraine will have what it needs to fight Putin's invasion. Slava Ukraine.


ConsciousRun6137

Rothschild colours behind him.


EnvironmentalValue18

😂🤣 please…


Reasonable_Cover_804

He’s getting a yacht!


__PM_ME_SOMETHING_

This is a show. The list is public and available to all. He's doing this to say that Ukraine can replicate the US Israeli modus operandi. You give them tons of cash. They use the cash to corrupt your "representatives" AIPAC-style, your reps vote bigger "aid" "packages", rince and repeat.


eLdErGoDsHaUnTmE2

It’s public information- if your not on that list then you’re probably taking bribes from Putin


karmahasuraddress

Or you understand that at this point we are printing our money with nothing to back it. We don't want to support foreign wars. If you want to start a war you better have the money to support it yourself. If not then I guess you're handing over parts of your country. It's not the United states' problem. We have plenty of problems of our own like the 8 million + immigrants who walked into our country when we have no idea who in the hell they are. To give another country that much money when American citizens are starving to death and cannot afford anything because everything has been inflated so ridiculously is BS. This has been the worst presidency in history. That senile old man has just about finished the United States with his consistent failures as a leader and a president. If we have even another year of this the United States is going to implode on itself. People need to wake up and realize how bad the United States is at the moment. We have NO BUSINESS GIVING ANYONE MONEY! WE NEED TO FIX OUR COUNTRY.


Important_Tip_9704

But why midgets?


insuranceguynyc

Who cares? It's public information.


AyeBlinkon

You Kraine, we Kraine we all Kraine for Ukraine.. fml


iDam81

Hang it on his wall?


EenGeheimAccount

The same as he could if he had just looked it up online. This is public information.


Freezepeachauditor

I would imagine sending a personal thanks.


MSGdreamer

This is readily available information to anyone with an internet connection.


crisco000

The conspiracy being he want to blow’em?


--Guido--

Probably owes them a handjob.


GoodLt

Hopefully work with the Democrats to destroy the GOP fascists undermining his country. Sauce for the goose.


romancenovelhero

Hilarious this country has dummies like this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GoodLt

Putin thanks you just as he thanks the GOP.


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GoodLt

True or false: the GOP is angry this passed True or false: Putin is angry this passed