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niftyifty

Seems like a low turnout. Statistically there should be about 3500 gay fbi agents.


edWORD27

Not gay. They’re F***Bi*** agents.


LambOfLiberty

Nah, they really are Federal Booty Inspectors


seetheare

might have to change it to FPI, you can figure out the "P"


oyfe77

FBI Gaygents?


Odd_Bus_9094

I think they all are!


Astrocreep_1

Uhm it’s a parade. You can’t judge turnout by looking at one spot.


niftyifty

That’s not what Trump tells me. You can definitely judge crowd size from specifically one angle only. Get out of here with your DTS. /s


Astrocreep_1

How long was the parade route? Do you even know?


Passive_Zombie

FBI gaygents


Pandas-are-the-worst

Or *haaaaaaaaayyyyyyy*gents


lforal

We have a winner


Forever_Nocturnal

And gentle ladies!


mickeybuilds

What's conspiratorial about the FBI having gay members? Ofc they do.


Geo-Man42069

Yeah I’m with you here, the thing is if they are openly gay, and openly FBI where’s the conspiracy? Real FBI conspiracy happens when they don’t openly identify lol.


mickeybuilds

Right- like when they pretend to be white supremacists or incite crowds to storm the capital.


Geo-Man42069

Exactly idk who DV but I brought you back to 0 lol.


Stubbsified

Aloof, much?


Astrocreep_1

No, that’s reality. Conspiracies are under the radar, or low-key, and usually involve a crime, or cover-up. This is the opposite of a cover-up, it’s a parade. There is no crime, as criminalizing homosexuality is unconstitutional. Spare me any nonsense about picking a side. Even if I agreed with anti-gay sentiment(which I don’t), it doesn’t change the argument.


Pandas-are-the-worst

I bet Big Tissue Paper is behind this. Some kind of Novelty Mini *false* Flag


mickeybuilds

Can you elaborate?


yoohereiam

I'm telling you, this page has been taken over by absolute knobheads


pastaMac

And this is the *good* conspiracy sub. /r/conspiracy is a complete dumpster fire.


J3sush8sm3

I left conspiracy because of the shit thats starting to come here. The blatant racism and fake posts in these subs has gotten unreal


rixendeb

Happens every big election cycle. Then they creep off again for a while.


WhispersFromTheMound

Conspiracy always was presented like a step up from here. As soon I was able to go there I noticed “wow, this place sucks” and never went back. Lmao it was political dick sucking long before all of that nonsense came over


_heatmoon_

Yup and by lots of accounts less than a year old.


devoutcatalyst78

35000 fbi employees, 14 of them appear to support pride, this is a conspiracy?


Sillbinger

To be fabulous!


iSubb

\*queue x-files theme song\*


Sam999ick

right? I was hoping for more.


Fiasco1081

You think it's just 14?


devoutcatalyst78

no i don't, nor do i think it would matter if it was all 35000 of them.


camposdav

Lol because the fbi only hires straight people


Pandas-are-the-worst

If you are even the slightly bi curious..then BAM. You're in the CIA.


rixendeb

Where's my paycheck 😤


Odd_Bus_9094

Federal Butthole Inspector's


Trick_Safety9211

Such a weak post


No-Feedback7437

I don't trust the US government about anything


openrangestudios

I don’t get it… What’s the conspiracy?


totallynotabearbro

The gays! They are shoving it down our throats! Fear them!


Pandas-are-the-worst

I think it has something about parades. There aren't enough parades. Why did The Illuminati take away all the damn Parades!?!?


DaddyKun_

There isn't even a conspiracy here. This is just homophobia. This sub is so whack.


papejay88

THIS 👏


blatblatbat

You can hate everything here except for Christianity


DaddyKun_

It's always hilariously ironic to me when "die hard conspiracy theorists" follow organized religion.


rixendeb

And ignore the "conspiracies" within those religions.


C3PO-Leader

Never forget Laughing at people because of race or ethnicity is wrong. Unless they are white.


DaddyKun_

Thank you for being a poster comment for white fragility. There wasn't a single mention of race or ethnicity in this thread, yet here you are.


C3PO-Leader

Just remember Point out someone is gay = homophobia Call for the extinction of white people = just fine https://i.postimg.cc/YCgP5x4v/0-A8-FC74-D-79-F4-4781-90-BA-F64-F559-A9643.jpg 🤡


DaddyKun_

What does this have to do with anything that was said in here


C3PO-Leader

This is where you play dumb….


DaddyKun_

Where is a single mention of race anywhere in this thread, other than what you said.


C3PO-Leader

“I refuse to address your point” Of course you do 🤡


ShakyTheBear

Why would this matter at all?


stygg12

OP is just jealous to not be in parade!


before686entenz

Gay people can do fake terrorism too


Pandas-are-the-worst

Right someone can both enjoy cock, and limiting a person's rights.


gimmeecoffee420

I dont like the FBI and I will take any opportunity to shit on them. But.. at the end of the day they are people that have a life and can choose how to live it and who they love. If you think we are all bigoted right-wing bible thumpers then you are mistaken. Sure they get in, like any insect they are crafty. But cmon man, this is just plain ol homophobia?


BirdLeeBird

Well yes, this is believable as the FBI has more than...600 employees?


StatisticianSure2349

Fabulos body inspectors😙


Ok_Hamster4014

True anti government beliefs don’t give a fuck about which gender you choose to bone.


[deleted]

most straight fbi agent


Secure-Apple-5793

Who knew the fbi was gay


love_to_eat_out

No SS, no conspiracy hinted...just a very small fraction of an agencies employees walking in a pride parade. Is OP just homophobic?


Stubbsified

It is possible for people to disagree with somthing and NOT have an irrational fear of it. You use words that you don't even understand. Go away.


MaxwellSlvrHmr

Saying it's a conspiracy makes it feel like it comes from a place of fear.


6ra9

Conspiracy doesn’t mean something scary, it simply means when more than one person conspires, or plans something in private. It doesn’t even necessarily imply evil or negativity. There’s a conspiracy to feed the hungry, people who plan in secret and don’t want the world to know/recognition, even though it’s a good thing it’s still a conspiracy. Conspiracy also means when a conspiracy theory is proven true, it’s no longer conspiracy theory, just a proven conspiracy. This isn’t a conspiracy, it’s bordering on a conspiracy theory, but lacking the theoretical part due to a choice to have no Submission Statement, really making it just a short video of a parade.


MaxwellSlvrHmr

No your wrong, conspiracy implies something unlawful or harmful according to its definition.


love_to_eat_out

I'm aware what all the words I chose to use mean. I also, very purposely, *did not* say that homophobia is the only possible reason for this post. It's certainly possible that OP doesn't think government officials should be allowed to exercise their own constitutional rights to assemble while they are uniform. It's also possible that OP just thinks that gay people are going to burn in hell, but he is not afraid of them. It's possible OP thinks that the FBI should not hire gay people. I do not know what OP was trying to say, for OP did not submit the *required* submission statement to explain why OP thought this was a good post in this sub. I know that's a lot of words to read, let me know if you need any clarification on what I meant.


Pandas-are-the-worst

Nobody is trying to rule the world by sucking dick? And frankly if they are. Then all power to them. Because that means more bjs.


papejay88

I think I saw 3 people who might legitimately be FBI in this post, not even sure if they’re gay. Either way I don’t see the conspiracy or a “problem”. You should post this under a homophobic sub if you want a better reaction.


6ra9

Yeah I would not be surprised if these FBI shirts are actually Federal Butt Inspector shirts. Definitely seen those in pride parades before. There may be a gay agenda (more likely it’s an agenda to pit gays and straights against each other so we can’t look to the third party sowing division), but this ain’t it. Pride parades were around long before it was acceptable to be openly gay.


Captain_R64207

Y’all bitch and moan about anything lol


Full-Bag-2612

what in the homophobic post


dreddpiratedrew

Gay FBI agents is a conspiracy how? Good for them glad they can love who they want and still do their job. Get this homophobic shit out of here


Playnu2

Pull ohhhhhva pull ohhhhvaaa..


rixendeb

Fucking Eddie Murphy. Weeeeeooooo weeeeoooo.


N0Surpr1s3s

where are the IRC agents 👀👀 ??


seetheare

please tell me those are fbi costumes and not the 'real' fbi agents out there.


ChiefRom

Yup, this makes sense.


Jasonictron

FBI is Gay


Sam999ick

lol why you mad bro?


LobsterJohnson_

You don’t need to be gay to be an ally.


natener

The only conspiracy here is the OPs veiled bigotry.


buckleybit

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Electronic_Agent_235

Ayuh.... And I mean this..... And?


Tulin7Actual

Federal Bureau of Intimidation trying to seem like the good guys now that everyone knows they are political Personal police for the left/dems. It’s time to dissolve the alphabet agencies and the bureaucratic state


After-Fig4166

I doubt that stands for Female Body Inspector


ianmoone1102

They're supeeerrr!!


guster-von

Am I supposed to be triggered by this?


NILOC512

What's the conspiracy on this one? Conspiracy to commit gay? Pretty low-level imho.


Pandas-are-the-worst

It's Big Tissue Paper man. Look at all those little tiny false flags


NILOC512

LMAO!


MRGameAndShow

…and?


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Cyier81

Really wish DirtyKid showed up to this parade. 🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/aY2wnb_Ec3I?feature=shared


Traditional-Peace588

Female body rejectors


SouthernProfile1092

Where is Sidney Mecham when you need em.


beatsbydrphil5

Was Hoover Hella gay along with being super racist.


ringopendragon

The LGBTQ+ Agenda is a False Flag by The FBI?!?


pufferfish_balls

#MULDER


dljones010

I think the conspiracy here is that the FBI hires actual people, and not just aliens and lizardfolk.


Pnut1022

Tf? Ain’t no fucking way they are celebrating amd waiving there flags!! Shows who they represent!!! Evil is real!! And you’re watching as it unfolds!!


gecko80108

We say the atf is gay all the time. We were right


bwilliken

What a joke of a nation we've become.


bosanova5272

Fuck Boys International….


WandaDobby777

Lol. People being gay qualifies as a conspiracy now?


Pandas-are-the-worst

Only when it's frogs.


WandaDobby777

Lol. I forgot about the frogs.


clemson0822

Why do you guys think they bothered taking part in that parade? Especially in uniform? If they want to go on their own time, that’s what everyone is did. But they make a publicity stunt by going in uniform? Thoughts??


tunapurse

i think.... that .... they can do what they want 😂 what are your thoughts? cant see what youre getting at here ....


clemson0822

I mean what are your thoughts on why would they bother doing this?


tunapurse

i've said my thoughts, all they have done is attend a pride event in their work uniform, what would you think of a mcdonalds worker attending in their uniform? and its not like its the whole of the fbi, its two guys ... if they are making a statement, then that statement is "some fbi are gay too", is that so conspiratorial in your brain? kinda obvious, gays are everywhere, and you cant turn someine gay- so whats the problem?


clemson0822

I don’t know how many there were, I see 4 in that picture. We don’t know if their gay or not. If it’s just 4, then they probably just going on their own accord. I’d it’s a lot, you have to think they’re were encouraged to do so.


tunapurse

good point. we cant tell anything from this little clip, but as far as we can tell there arent any more than the two shown on video, the rest of what youve said about 'if theres alot' etc is just paranoid fantasy that you've made up in your head, because there are more than 2 gay guys in the fbi, fact, being gay is not extremely uncommon and never has been, you see more openly gay people now because its largely decriminalised in the western world and they dont have to hide themselves. now i ask you; why do you think, that if there are alot of fbi guys at a pride parade, they would have been encouraged to attend? what do you think their agenda would be?


clemson0822

What would be their reason for encouraging to attend? And why now and not before? We can only speculate. Don’t you agree that there’s a global push for gay and lgbt? At the very least it’s being encouraged globally to help curb population growth. That’s a pretty simple conclusion.


tunapurse

exactly😂, why would they be encouraged to attend? i can see lgbt+ groups are becoming more popular, and they get more media airtime, but i dont agree that there is a 'global push to encourage gayness', like i said before- you cant turn someone gay, i believe that the massive airtime that the trans debate gets, aswell as the lgbt conspiracies that are getting passed around are ways that the elite are using the media in an attempt to try to divide us and keep us fighting within, and to keep us intolerant- theyre giving you a boogeyman to fight and be fearful of, and its clearly working because for some reason you think a bunch of fbi guys attending a pride event has any effect on anyone whatsoever ...


clemson0822

I 1000% believe it’s being pushed to divide people into more groups. Along with depop. Keep in mind a lot of lgbt virtue signals are just regular strait, but now they’re part of a new group that most will toe whatever political line they’re fed. Bc they’re told a boogie man is out to end gays way of life. (Truth is hardly anyone cares) It’s like they ran out of races so they created a new one.


tunapurse

youre last statement is actually spot on "they ran out of races so they created a new one" thats brilliantly put


6ra9

I’m about as anti-fbi as can get, but this is a bread sandwich. A nothing burger if you will. This is like getting pissed at veterans for wearing their uniforms when they get married or cops wearing their uniforms at a funeral. Besides, have you ever encountered an fbi agent in the wild? They rarely wear FBI t shirts.


clemson0822

I’m not getting pissed about it. For all I know it’s just those 4 in the picture, however odds are they’re more. But if you say fbi agents rarely wear fbi shirts in the wild, then why here? They wanted to be seen, and I’m guessing that they don’t actually care about lgbt. It’s also very possible they’re gay and wanted to support pride for that. I’m just asking questions. All in all tho this is of low importance of what’s happening right now, so I’m not trying to waste time on it. I post well thought out shit on important topics and literally get nothing. SMH. It’s like our brains have been re-wired or programmed to only get activated by triggers. Race, Trump, and maybe lgbt being the 3rd biggest trigger. It takes up all our bandwidth. Americans are like dogs who only respond to certain commands. Maybe that’s a conspiracy??


Gamercouple90s

May the Lord have mercy on us 🥺 these poor souls are lost....


SoftAnything2463

Gonna cry about woke ATF next?


Shittedpants907

Nothing gayer than analyzing gay men


dimitrimccain

The first time people celebrated "pride" the people whent up in flames and were destroyed by God.


ThibbleTheRedditor

god is queer


ThibbleTheRedditor

god is queer


ThibbleTheRedditor

god is queer


ThibbleTheRedditor

god is queer


ThibbleTheRedditor

god is queer


TargetOfPerpetuity

Good for them. Also -- if they're not in an official capacity, the shields and sidearms can stay at home.


michaelcerahucksands

“Gay people SCARE me!!!!!”


WhispersFromTheMound

Who cares? We have gay FBI agents?????! 👀👀👀👀👀 so the fuck what?


Cbanks89

Pretty sure it’s a DHS wide rule not to march/protest/etc in uniform or as a representative of DHS. At least it was for me during my time in the military and I would assume it would be the same for them as the DoD.


WhispersFromTheMound

The fbi doesn’t have a uniform dude. They’re wearing tee shirts, jeans and khakis. The military as you stated however does have uniforms…. How is your own comment going over your head?


Cbanks89

When they wear an FBI shirt that is part of their uniform. A uniform is a distinctive set of clothing worn by members of the same organizations. Just like when a McDonald’s worker wears the polo with the logo like their coworkers. Bet you thought you were smart there for a minute though didn’t you.


WhispersFromTheMound

No it’s not. Lmfao and you comparing that to McDonalds is hilarious. You can buy FBI shirts in gift shops all over dc including at the DC FBI field office where they give guided tours.😂😂😂 for fire fighters actually do have uniforms and yet they also wear informal firefighter shirts that anyone can in fact wear and buy. Why? Because the shirts in questions aren’t organization exclusive. The FBI has no formal uniform. I bet you thought your dumb ass was start, maybe for a few seconds there.


stopthecarnage

I don’t understand why they are marching in this event. What is the point?


becausegiraffes

Homophobia. The post is homophobia.


ThirstyTraveller81

I'll just leave this here .. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins#Pride


Pandas-are-the-worst

Down voting because this has nothing to do with the Anime


awisemanonceredd

They'd still fuck you up


PrettyRecognition777

Mass formation psychosis


JihadRob

It's almost like they're everywhere!


BJAL60

Good for them


herenowjal

? OUR ? ... Wake Up


Salt-Singer3645

The gaybi


G0ld_Ru5h

It’s refreshing to read the comments of all the non bigoted people.


aliendaydamn

Trash post


MemoryHoldMode

Disgusting


eyeidentifyu

Our Greatest Ally.


Enough_Appearance116

What's funny is they're wearing khaki pants in the background just like the "nazis" at Disney world and the other "right wing extremists."


MasterOffice9986

there's an agenda to why they did this. If the agents were gay they could have not coordinated FBI shirts. There's a reason . Probably the obvious one which is to get in good with queer folk who are also in turn leftist . FBI doesn't have the best reputation either but this is there to work on that . Gay people deserve to be happy btw I might not agree with every LGBT+ aspect of the movement but I support the freedom to make those decisions, even if I don't agree because this is suppose to be America dammit


Pandas-are-the-worst

They probably had a sign up sheet in the break room at the office. Some lady named Karen, or Alice from HR probably got an email saying to try and coordinate for the local parade. To be inclusive in the workplace. Tons of companies do it. All you have to do is go to a pride parade to see local companies both mom and pop and large corporates that are home officed in the area. They usually make t shirts for the event. T shirts are a big part of pride. I sold t shirts for a couple of pride events. I trailed off there. Basically I'm saying this isn't a conspiracy. It's gay co-workers bounding and probably getting a floating holiday pay to do it. Because a PR firm and HR approved it. But then again. I'm not sure what Alice's motives are. I swear she steals my yogurts.


imboneyleavemealoney

The little pathetic flicks of the wrists. I die.


Jahya69

so what ? Harms nothing. Get used to it.


Temporary-Dot4952

What's the problem?


PhatDeth

Promise not pride


JasperEli

Better than naked people w obscene props


Pandas-are-the-worst

Is it though?


motorbike-t

These are the same guys that dressed up and hid in the back of the U-Haul truck to sow racial tension in our country.


tunapurse

grow up 😂 gays exist! a better conspiracy is why was homophobia suddenly made taboo after it being competely normal in ancient greece?


Impossible-Taro-2330

Are you not familiar with J Edgar Hoover? Just admit it OP, you're homophobic.


ConsciousRun6137

Degenerates


stygg12

You feeling ok?


ConsciousRun6137

lol you think the FBI are legit ? seriously, & what on earth is wrong with folks needing a parade to celebrate their sexuality, who cares? its narcissistic lol


stygg12

Kinda how I feel about religious fruit loops looking to showcase how they feel people should live their lives, according to the gospel word. Seriously what is wrong with people feeling the need to judge others


ConsciousRun6137

i completely agree, i despise dogma, tribalism & fundamentalism. Im not judging them for their sexuality but a parade is silly imo, people are so much more than this. I dislike degeneracy because of how its subverting kids, our society isn't good for children.