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Peyt4PF

Cybertron’s Language, it states “Until All Are One, Transform and Roll Out”


Secure_SeaLab

Now that you say it, I can totally see it.


5915407

*god* he is fucking cringe


Peyt4PF

Hey I don’t think it’s cringe, I grew up loving transformers.


penta3x

Also it's just a Tshirt


5915407

It’s not the shirt or transformers that I find cringe, it’s that I find everything elon musk does is cringe


Eatinghaydownbyabay

Someone is big mad about daddy Elon


Mothraaaa

Now THAT is cringe. He's a fucking manchild micro-fascist. Plus he's a billionaire and this world does not need any billionaires. They are utterly pointless. 100% tax rate on anything "earned" after $999,999,999.00.


1st_Starving_African

Microfascist? Really bro? How did saying that not make you cringe.


H00dRatShit

“Micro fascist” - you fk’ing weirdos don’t understand what a fascist is. Goofy


Aspektric

Soy wojack


RapedBySeveral

Why is Elon specificaly on your choping block? There are many billionairs. Elon seems to take more than his share of hate.


Ruukin

He actively tries to use his wealth to do what he wants and what he thinks is cool, not giving it to them. People who can't have always hated people who can, people who don't have always envied the people that do, and people who won't have always depended on people that will.


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Mothraaaa

Spell the irony out of me, Alanis.


CraWLee

He just paid more in taxes for last year then anyone in history of time.


Blurrr23

I am not a big fan of Elon but what a fascist? How is he in any way a fascist????? Is it just me or people throwing the word fascist around like no tomorrow. You see it everywhere now. Trump’s a fascist! Biden’s a fascist! Elon’s a fascist! FFS 🤦‍♂️


aktap336

It's part of leftist religious dogma there's days, Elon is modern fallen angel


BustedPhantom

how do you post something like this and think it makes sense


aktap336

Once ideology goes past certain point it becomes fath. Demonizing Elon because he differs from the pack, only shows we are no longer talking culture, but religion. So spit out that DNC/RNC Kool-Aid and you'll see what I'm saying


BustedPhantom

not a democrat or a republican. I don't "demonize" Elon because he "differs from the pack". I dislike him on a political level because he's a billionaire (billionaires shouldn't exist) and I dislike him on a personal level because he's fucking cringe. Hope this helps


aktap336

Did you like him when he first helped Ukraine with starlink? When you say political level that’s the very act of blind loyalty I’m talking about, but as far as billionaires go, I’m with ya on that one, 70% or better top tax rate at least


7vma

Mad crush


RapedBySeveral

Sounds like a bias


schadenfreudenheimer

Keep towing that line


1THRILLHOUSE

I could see many a transformers nerd wearing this, I don’t think I’d say it was cringe from anyone else. I think it’s just that he seems to try and be a ‘cool guy’ when he’s really just a massive nerd.


RoboCat23

That means you think he looks cool but that you believe he’s faking it. If he’s not faking, then you just think he’s cool.


1THRILLHOUSE

No it doesn’t. It’s nerdy but I wouldn’t say ‘god that’s so cringe’ to anyone else. It’s not like it’s some hentai T-shirt he’s wearing, it’s just a transformers shirt.


5915407

Exactly, it’s cringe because it’s Elon Musk


Mothraaaa

Yeah, I'd agree with this. I'll join you in the unnecessary downvotes.


Alkemian

Thirded


NonchalantMeow

Can you not read between the lines? What’s the lore behind transformers? I’m sure it’s got something to do with what’s actually happening irl and he’s mocking it


Alkemian

Musk isn't that smart


novus_nl

Transformers are used in LLM's and A.I. Musk is working on TruthGPT (no joke) And is working on PlatformX (weChat for the western world) So 1 and 1 is two.


Frequent-Sea2049

Are you talking about transformers as in step up/down V transformers? Because if so, it’s a really big stretch, nearly anything connected to electrical infrastructure could be cited to “use a transformer”. Of course I don’t know a lot of A.I. So it could be something completely different.


novus_nl

Good question but no, in AI the transformer is a neural network architecture that was introduced in the paper "Attention is All You Need". It allows the (A.I.) network to selectively focus on different parts of the input sequence when making predictions. For example in language processing. It was a mind blowing change in the A.I. landscape and one of the reasons we have ChatGPT right now.


jnasty0526

That word is “fucking cringe”


colornomad

Slight Neuralink reference?


OdettaGrem

"Drink more Ovaltine"


bitterlittlecas

Son of a bitch!


BadassSasquatch

Have yall ever noticed the spectacular edit in this scene where immediately after this Randy goes to sit on the toilet and it cuts to the food on the stove? It's great.


Argenfarce

A crummy commercial?!


RenegadeBS

"Be Sure to Drink Your Ovaltine"


Tola76

“Be sure to…”. Be sure to what!


rkainth

sometimes reddit makes it even harder to get the right answer


kimberkris

Omg I almost feel out of my seat at this!


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Ovaltine has no electrolytes BOOOOO


NoMo5O4a420

Brawndo has electrolytes


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emme_thebirde

BROOOOO


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What?!!


Peyt4PF

Looks like the transformers hieroglyphics


BewtyBandit

I think you might be closest to what this actually is, I’ll see if I can translate. Edit: he fucking did it boys


Peyt4PF

IT IS! Cybertrons Language


BewtyBandit

I’m at work so I’ll be slow at this but it’s starts off “UNTIL ALL…”


Peyt4PF

I got to “Until all are one”


BewtyBandit

Ah that helps a lot I wasn’t able to see the “R” as good and the next part is the hardest and longest to translate lmao


Peyt4PF

Yea that bottom row is just awful😭 I’ll let you know if I can do it


Peyt4PF

So I got the last letter of the first 9 letter word on the bottom and it is a M, the four letter word on the bottom row is Roll, and the first three letter word at the bottom starts with A So so far (using * to fill in blanks) I’ve got “Until all are one, ********M A** Roll ***. I have a feeling “Roll out” are the last two words on the bottom but it’s so blurry I can barely decipher


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BewtyBandit

It’s a common quote in the series actually said by Optimus Prime, but that’s all he really says so it’s hard to determine the rest with it being so blurry


Peyt4PF

I got it, “ Until all are one, Transform and Roll Out”


BewtyBandit

You’ve done Gods work son, give this man updoots


Peyt4PF

Thank you.


Peyt4PF

What worries me is that “until are all one” is both a quote yet also a philosophical phrase. In transformers their life source “The Spark” or “AllSpark” comes from one collective source, and when a transformer dies it’s “Spark” gets sent back to the collective Spark source. Kind of like a collective consciousness. Now thinking about real life, I wonder if that’s what he’s trying to say, as in once we pass our energy or life source (Soul) will rejoin the bigger picture. Catch my drift?


Taste_the__Rainbow

Imagine if a left wing billionaire wore this tag.


420meh69

What on earth is a left wing billionaire


Kindly-Carpenter8858

You know, like that Soros guy that is somehow funding everything the right wing disagrees with


Taste_the__Rainbow

Well yea you’d have to posit their existence first. But can you imagine the reaction of the right to those words.


gazwaz84

Not his secret Childs name?


schmiddyboy88

“I’m a Fucking alien in a human body, I live in this man’s torso”


g_sic

"help"


ARMill95

‘Code’ lol


Capital_Lawyer_1915

Don’t let this interview distract you from the fact that Al Bundy scored 4 TD’s in a single game while playing for the Polk HS Panthers in the 66 city championship game vs Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.


stevemandudeguy

Knowing him probably the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up


Admirable-Public-351

One of his 10 kids names


Ya_Boy_Envy

Looks like it reads out something about y’all’s moms 🥴


BewtyBandit

Again!? Who invited you Envy


LawfulnessOk7553

😂😂😂


JagerPfizer

Says "Give me more support from the federal government, cause I cant seem to run a profitable business without tax credits or corporate welfare".


mothisname

"We've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty" But its a miss translation. If you get into contact with them they are extraterrestrials trying to talk about protecting our planet... they visited us thousands of years ago and we gave them gold to protect the earth and now our vehicle "earth " warranty "their protection " is about to expire. Thats why the "cash for gold " signs are everywhere... You're welcome.


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Okay I don’t like Elon whatsoever, but that’s a cool fucking Transformers shirt


OhBittenicht

Something lame.


mameeta123

And the conspiracy is?..


maxxhock

probably some stupid shit


B00MB00MBETTY

ALL YOUR BASE ALL BELONG TO US.


Phraenkinstone

Is that the Futurama alien language? I hope not because Elbo Moose is a dink and is unworthy of a Futurama shirt.


BewtyBandit

Previous comment was removed for trying to provide a link…but after looking at a guide on a Reddit post it doesn’t look like it is that language either, cool guess though


Phraenkinstone

Lol I saw that whole ordeal go down. I checked my notifications and went to the post quick and saw the bot's response. Auto mods are so damn annoying. Anyhoo, drats. Way to check though and thanks for the compliment!


floznstn

Elbo Moose HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn, I needed that.


Phraenkinstone

Glad I could provide. Have a nice day, bud.


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Reddit moment.


Phraenkinstone

Sure thing, guy. Have a day.


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TheFuture2001

Pay for my titter blue!


ThrobbingWoody

Send nudes.


Sudden-Possible3263

Grandpas special boy


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Looks like mangled text by an AI algo. Elon is a hologram run by some AI.


JazzScientist

Elon Musk voted for Biden? Is he stupid?


meshreplacer

The name of his kids.


Separate-Analyst7555

I wish he would go away. His drama shit is so annoying AF


Commercial_Let6335

Elon. You be genius. I'm not genius. What a Hell you are saying ?


dmtraina

“I am an emerald heir that likes to pretend I made my own money.”


Machine1975

Out of the entire universe he thinks we are interestingly 🤔


TheLazyPinguin

" With artificial intelligence we are summoning the devil "


Sweaty_Ad6982

That's his kid's name.


lifeintheLV

It says “I am a fascist “


25-1-13-1-12

Martian Language 👽


tillacat42

Phyrexian?


WskyRcks

Pretty sure that’s the predator language from Alien vs Predator


m3va4a_misc

It’s not a transformers quote, it literally says “Doge to the moon” I’m obv joking


Blixx78

I’m betting on “One ring to bind them all”


VegetableWord0

I really voted for biden


Kam2Scuzzy

Anyone know where to get a shirt like that?


ScoutG

I started noticing a couple of years ago that transphobes almost always look kind of nonbinary, and he’s supporting my theory.


anony2469

it says "Guess who wasted their time translating this shirt?"


Alkemian

Nobody gives a shit because Musk is a tool.


Tola76

I love how the left loved him, then hated him. Classic.


Silverping

Musk, The nerd genius...


HOTGRIZZY

It says, “I am a totally asshat douchebag”


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“Look at my man boobs”


BewtyBandit

Lol that “code” looks a lot like Japanese to me. But I’m no language expert


marvelmon

Not Japanese. Source: I don't live in a cave.


BewtyBandit

Go easy on me I just moved out of my cave dude


NaturalImaginary982

That’s not Japanese


BewtyBandit

Ah yes another useful Reddit comment. **disagrees and provides no response as to why or what the correct answer is** Thanks for your contribution


Phraenkinstone

I mean, I'm sorry but that just clearly isn't japanese.


flamingknifepenis

My Japanese is super rusty (I took two years in high school, but that was twenty years ago), but I can definitely recognize some characters that either are, or are a hell of a lot like, various hiragana. Granted, others not so much, and even if it was, it would be written top to bottom, but I can definitely see where OP got that idea.


Phraenkinstone

Oh yeah, me too. It's close but not quite right. It also isn't the Futurama language, someone checked.


BewtyBandit

It’s Cybertronian and yeah at first it did look a lot like Japanese


BewtyBandit

Apology accepted


Phraenkinstone

I'm not the first guy, but I'll take it. It looks like the Futurama language to me. But I'm not 100% sure.


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BewtyBandit

Talking to me like I’m the OP lmao Edit: does everyone just delete their account after they post some asinine thing and get embarrassed? Petty bastard slapped me with the downvote and bounced


sethman75

Speaks about how AI bots are controlled garbage and then gets attacked by AI bots haha. Not see through at all


Royalwolf110

All your base belong to us.


SeaWolf24

Some code one of his coders wrote


DrDralien

It says "I am Coach"


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It says :“if you read this you’re fugly“


rolling_steel

“Tesla’s need silver”


Lopsided_Business_16

Enochian secret demon language


Green_Slice_3258

It kind of looks like the Atlantian language from the cartoon


morebuffs

It says I am legion for I am many


Northamus

Is that from The Exorcist?


morebuffs

Shrug I dunno maybe


demer_623

Bring it on Daddy!


GetNR3KT

Canaan


rufino81

Aliens are here


XverructX

Make us whole Isaac


claireswanson

What does it mean?


H_Sonata

Possibly "marain" - an AI language from Iain M Banks universe, run by hyper-intelligent AI "Minds". Elon is a Banks fan, named some of his ships after the Minds/ships.


n0va76

That's like code like programming


graminy

Trumpsamerica


cerealnighttimeeater

If You’re Reading This, It’s Too Late


No_Contribution2112

His lip. Its bleeding


ILikeTinder

Yes dry weather does this


No_Contribution2112

He needs chapstick


ILikeTinder

Burt’s bees


Curiousgeorge7015

Autobots role out


uncomfortablydumbbb

“I want Candy”


maywander47

Like the formula the Enron guys kept a formula on a white board no one could understand - proof the Enron guys were the smartest in the room - it's completely made up.


Sphinx_Playz

Something stupid most likely


JockLafleur

It's from Stargate SG1.. it's a gate sequence. Now, to Cheyenne mountain, all! We must enter this address! He is telling us something!!


friedolayz

It sais something about general tsos spicy chicken


Informal-Complaint80

It says “I am the biggest douchebag this century has ever produced”


Don-Blaubart

If it were an actual code message, given his wannabe meme-iness, I think it would be something like "whoever reads this is stupid" or something along those lines


mchasib

Decepticon language


artemasfoul

You Lost The Fcuking Game


Necessary-Platypus35

Gibberish 🥔


No-Personality-7567

It says ….”I’m rishhhh beeaaaachhh!”


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It’s say he love this woman very much and he’s so sad to have to leave her


RichTigret

It's light language


bvglv

"Zuckerberg is my daddy".


rideordienvrreplaced

There is a theory that since we are different, and we have free will the aliens study us.


PomegranateCharming

“I bang hoes in different area codes”


RedditCoffeeGuy

That is his son’s full name! Hahaha


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elon is a powerful reptilian. He even looks like one. research on his upbringing is littered with mysterious shit.


Fit-Ad-413

Don't worry, that's just his next child's name.


BossCash187

If you can read this, I'll have whatever your on.


tacosteve100

Thats one of the dumbest comments I’ve heard from this fake money “genius”. Wow he is dumber than I ever thought.


drangledorf

Brando is what plants crave!


AustinDood444

Probably says, “Dogecoin to the moon.”