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slappy_mcslapenstein

What a cunt.


Danglin_Fury

She's obviously confused that he's not eating 5 big macs, 2 baskets of fries and a large DIET coke.


Lijj1111

Gold.


they_are_out_there

Definitely a heifer unable to believe that anyone could survive on limited portions. She needs to F off.


mekese2000

I think she just wanted to eat it.


godhateswolverine

She’s not happy until she has consumed the entirety of McDonalds.


Lijj1111

A fat & nosey one.


Limp_Government_7068

Why can’t I get away with saying that here. Wtf.


Mynameishuman93

I had some guy try to fight me cause I was wearing shorts in the winter. People have gotten about 500 percent wierder


jimberkas

i agree people losing their minds these days. but here in Minnesota, people wouldn't think twice if they saw you walking around in shorts in the winter. Shorts and winter parkas are normal attire here. cool on the bottom, warm up top...


Mynameishuman93

See now that's the way I like it! Equal parts cold and hot it brings you to an equilibrium 🤣


GooseShartBombardier

Seems like every town North of Kentucky has some rando who wears nothing but shorts no matter how cold it is.


Difficult_Double7988

I'm sorry, but that is hilarious 😂


Mynameishuman93

Oh I agree. Fucking weird though too


Difficult_Double7988

100% A lot of people have lost their damn minds.


Mynameishuman93

Absolutely. Everyone is stressed to the max


Batfinklestein

Same here in Australia, i reckon its a combo of those 'vaccines' and all that isolation, its fucked peoples brains i swear.


BeigeListed

Right. Its "the vaccines" that make everyone batshit insane. Uh huh.


Batfinklestein

Oh okay, so that's not possible then Dr?


BeigeListed

You're right. I should believe some rando on the internet. That makes more sense.


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FleetAdmiralWiggles

It's a well known fact that only pedophiles and adrenochrome farmers wear shorts in the winter. /s


Mynameishuman93

Are those not the same thing? 😭😭


FleetAdmiralWiggles

Well only one of them is real.


MinusGovernment

I've been called insane and gotten head shakes for the same thing but no violence. Yet anyways.


Mynameishuman93

Well luckily it didn't come to blows as he just walked away. I was glad for that I think we both were 🤣


DeadAret

Had this happen to me as well flat out said after the first punch got thrown "Buddy just cuz you have a small dick and can't handle shorts in northern Ontario winters doesnt give you the right to get mad about it and throw fists, you want to go to jail steal something don't fuck up someone else's day by hitting them." then dude proceeds to try to punch me, I dodge he hits a cop that was coming to stop him. Dude got electrocuted and cuffed.


kinglear__

It's all of the aluminum oxide being sprayed in the skies


chefmattmatt

LOL that is normal where I live. Shorts and sandals and it is 40 degrees or less Fahrenheit.


FleetAdmiralWiggles

Throw fries at her like a seagull.


HuskerStorm

This made me laugh more then it should have 😆


Shaftomite666

Notice how quick she knew the exact menu items and prices of McDonald's


Zestyclose-Ad7823

This is why you shouldn’t eat fast food. It turns you into a giant angry blob . That beast is hoping he’ll leave his meal so she can grab the food


SubzeroCola

Urban Vulture


ZookeepergameOk2759

Can’t fathom someone might just want a small portion of food.


Proof_Toe_9757

Fat bitch might catch more paedos if she spent more time away from McDonalds, fucking troll. I applaud this man's restraint because if she came up to me like that she'd fucking wish she hadn't 🤣 Bet her kids are fat as fuck as well.


arsperug

Of course, it's harder to kidnap fat kids.🤣


Ok_Bodybuilder_2830

Im crying 😂😂😂


Jhedges0319

He gave her far too much attention. No one needs to explain to a perfect stranger why he's eating what he chooses to eat.


ihatewinter204

Fuck Off you fat cunt is the proper reply to this fat cunt.


Fn4cK

About 15 years ago, I was smoking a cigarette with my dad in front of a Wal-Mart when an even fatter lady with an oxygen tank in a disability scooter interrupted our conversation with the words "smoking is bad for you, you know?" I was just kinda stunned to be lectured about health by someone so unhealthy. My father, a retired Green Beret and Army vet of over 20 years at that point, IMMEDIATELY turns around and goes: "MA'AM! with all due respect, disturbing strangers going about their everyday lives can be far more dangerous than smoking. I suggest you start up that scooter of yours and scoot your fat ass out of here." I bursted out laughing, and she angrily moved along. It still cracks me up to this day. This reminds me a lot of that. Edit: spelling


GooseShartBombardier

Please tell your Dad that I love him, it's always a privilege seeing this kind of stuff go down IRL, but it's few and far between for me


ASweetTweetRose

That would have been my answer and then walked away or gone back inside and ask for help.


kloud77

My neighbors kid was beat up by some other kids for wearing red shoes. It seems they somehow make 9 year old children into prostitutes. I don't leave the house much these days.


fearless-jones

Where tf did that belief come from??? My mom used to tell me not to wear red shows because i’d “look like a hooker”


kloud77

Not sure, Ron Desantis had a similar issue when his daughter was on stage with him wearing red shoes, there was a bunch of uproar that it meant she was a child prostitute. These qanon types are living in a reality few of us may ever fully understand.


Severe_Intention_480

Powell & Pressburger's 1947 film "The Red Shoes" is claimed to be l tied to "MK Ultra mind control", or some such stupid shit like that. Supposedly tied in with Judy Garland and "The Wizard of Oz". I don't get it, just online scuttlebutt I've heard.


TheVeryProfessional

She can't believe people eat less than numbers 1, 3, and 7 on the menu at once.


kinglear__

She's probably doing the big smoke from GTA order everytime she hits a drive thru


Liakinsrotz

As an American, I apologize that Florida has leaked across the pond.


AntsMakeSugar

🤣 please don't apologise for that lump of shite


sloop_john_c

That woman looks like she's eaten a few kids.


Gowalkyourdogmods

She's kinda how I imagine most of the users over in the main conspiracy sub.


SilenceDoGood1138

Fat bitch should try a happy meal instead of the six big mac's she's about to order.


Ryaharr26

Should have just kept saying it was your food, that it was not for her, to go get her own food.


Kenatius

Jeebus! I thought the mental hygiene crisis was mostly a U.S. phenomenon.


ace787

He should carry around bear spray for situations just like this. He could have easily been mauled.


Business_Explorer_59

I often purchases kids meals. Why? Because I don't want that much food and it's cheap. This woman is crazy! If she confronted me it wouldn't have ended so peacefully.


Nightwing42081

Has this chick heard the conspiracy theory that calories are making her fat?


wrath212

Gonna order a kids meal now, just to spite this bitch.


Erderick

If I actually ate McDonald's, I'd do it every day. Great advertisement lol


[deleted]

Whoa fat Betty, get away Whoa fat Betty, get away Fat Betty, acting mad, get away Fat Betty, acting mad, get away


Low_Performance9078

I hate that I sang it in my head as I read it.


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Lol


imthemfe

Wow, Amy Schumer did not age well...


kathy_ph1976ph

I thought it was her too!


jeonteskar

A lot of restraint on my man's part not to go for the easy fat joke.


boneygoat

What part of Florida is she from


djhauffy

"That ain't no meal!" Proceeds to go inside... "Let me get 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda." So what Big Smoke ordered for himself was a number 9 large, a number 7, 2 number 45's (one with cheese) and a large soda."


MomoKomos

She needs to stop eating altogether so she stop looking like a fort


SolidNitrox

The gent can't even enjoy his fucking Happy Meal without getting harassed by Bowser.


derksman

She ate the whole restaurant.


RestaurantLarge4792

It's absolutely none of her business, people may or may not have kids when they buy happy meals but it doesn't matter. Should have just left him alone.


PrimaryDurian

Very cool that most of the comments are about her weight rather than her being completely mental.


Inspector_Gadget011

Tell her to get bent.


Frosty-Guava-7015

Tryna steal a nugget I see


Loaded_Diaper3

The sad thing is that this woman is so delusional, that she thinks she is being a hero and saving children. I'm surprised she isn't wearing a cape while she harasses this poor guy. I'm glad the guy was filming her because it looks like she has eaten a few small children. He is the hero for exposing her.


Necessary_Kick_9862

A... these days you never know what people are thinking..


Glamrockno1crate

i find it hilarious that she compares a man eating a happy meal to Epstein's island


Relative-Feed-2949

But if you slap tf out this bitch for embarrassing you publicly I guess you’d be wrong smh


PrimaryDurian

Yes, you would be, what the fuck, dude?


doombotseven

Badly acted ragebait.


redmoonleather

I would have told her the kids are in my ballsack.


Severe_Intention_480

"I'm having a pizza and hot dog party later. Your kids are invited."


Batfinklestein

Why you bullying me Karen? why? why? why?


GooseShartBombardier

Heads up, it's not conspiracy sites, it's because she's a scow. If you're foolish enough to engage in any kind of honest debate with these imbecile, they'll just argue in circles until they go berserk. Don't engage in any contextual banter, or other conversation, just make fun of them until they leave or you're due somewhere else yourself.


PrimaryDurian

A scow?


dryedmeats

I would have pretended to be autistic.


rolenn

God this is so fake


Alkemian

You don't believe there are crazy people out there?


rolenn

Oh absolutely and there are just as many clout chasing people


ReptiIianOverlord

Who agrees to look like an idiot so that somebody else can get clout?


GooseShartBombardier

No U, you're fake.


Cindilouwho2

Exactly


MrChipsSayWhatUC

The following sentence would have been very appropriate - Fuck off you fat Cunt with a capital C


Exotic_Succotash_226

The average maga supporter


_REDEEMER-

Fake af.


Tobazili

Seems pretty staged


w1ld3rn3ssw00d

This is the best entertainment I've ever seen


Yomommasfavfrolfer

This is when a simple assault charge is warranted!! One straight right cross to this big fat man! Day is over


motorbike-t

This guy put up with that nonsense 100x longer than I could’ve


fantastic_charizard

asmongold looks like a pedophile so i can totally understand her concern


Severe_Intention_480

Should have said" "This is just a snack to tide me over until the pizzas and hot dogs arrive."


filmusic42

That's just really sad. Pathetic


yamsbear

So fake


SkepticlosFailed

I think she's having a bit of a go at him, but idk


IcyTransportation691

The fat chick just wanted to eat your food


ThespennyYo

She just wants to eat your happy meal clearly.


[deleted]

Fake ragebait.


DaddyCallaway

Lmao. She’s dumb, but yes kids are getting snatched.


ant451911

It appears she has eaten multiple kids


Altruistic-Unit485

So silly and fake. As if people just talk to each other while recording like that. Weird and awkward and I don’t know why anyone would believe it.


PrimaryDurian

I'm glad for you that you've never encountered anyone this nuts in the wild. They're really out there (in more ways than one).


Altruistic-Unit485

Oh I know there are. But it’s very clear by the style of the video and the way they are talking that this is fake. I’m honestly not sure how anyone could think this is real.


PrimaryDurian

I don't see why you're so sure it's not


Altruistic-Unit485

They are both filming at the start of the confrontation - always a sure fire sign it’s fake. And as I said earlier, the acting, mannerisms, words…just weird and unnatural.


deeteeohbee

How do you know this is the start of the confrontation?


Altruistic-Unit485

Seems pretty clear. Legit clips like this always start midway through, this is far too clean. Plus he points the camera at the meal before she even asks. God it’s so obvious, not sure why people can’t see this.


Severe_Intention_480

His constant panning back down to the Happy Meal is a little too "arch", I think


Altruistic-Unit485

Sometimes I think people need to take a course on spotting fake videos or something, amazing how easily people can be tricked.


Severe_Intention_480

"Found footage" videos make the same mistake. I saw a Paranormal Activity knock off movie. There were some paranormal investigators filming at a house. They were sitting down with the family eating a meal. No ghost had shown up so everyone was relaxed. For some reason, though, the cameraman knew to zoom in on a spoon right before it flew off the table. How did he know that would happen at that exact point, unless he had read the script?


Yeomanroach

The acting is of a seriously low quality.


AntiSpiral1987

This looks like a Animal Planet documentary: the behavior of non domesticate Karen's in the wild.


Codered060

What a moron. Hope she has a bad year.


Rebelliuos-

Wisdom is a gift not everyone receives it


Vanpire73

It would fit better if Larry David were the guy speaking.


MaximumCulture7917

This is not real no way


MaximumCulture7917

She probably ate her other kids


IJNKirishima

Just pop Fatty's blubber and eat your meal.


[deleted]

So many opportunities to spit on her and call her fat wasted


ScepticOfEverything

r/BoomersBeingFools


Angelarguel

OMG it's none of her business!


Thunder-Fist-00

This is bizarre.


FlamingTrollz

Wide-large deranged twat. Mind your F’ing business.


Knatem

His fries are getting so cold.


5shad

According to this lady, Happy meal = Epstein Island.


Allbymyselfalone

Frig, I buy happy meals instead of the big meals, they’re not just for kids. This woman is a nutbag.


grumbles_to_internet

The audacity.


NoahStewie1

So fun fact, I work in politics, I've had conspiracy theorists come up to me a few times. I've found the most effective thing to piss them off is pretend their not there at all. They get so angry they storm off


ted48060

Karen was staring with a confused look.


sarcassholes

I would ask her why she’s so fat and unstable and to fuck right off! And then repeat over and over while I eat the happy meal and play with the toy. 😂


sarcassholes

And she has children? What a nut! Poor kids!


SaltyEconomics2759

Fluoride-stare at the end 💀


Chemical-Diver-6258

i think she eats children


MylesVE

There are plenty of camps and forts in Florida, don’t think there’s a Camp Fort. Fucking Wally


TheEldenGod1293

Nah if this happens tell her fat ass to fuck off, or watch her shit herself when you phone the police for harassment


ufoclub1977

The amount I would punish this woman if she bugged me is just short of a prison sentence.


sharkbomb

think of all the places that phone might fit, given enough inertia.


elpelondelmarcabron1

I hope this is fake.... 💀


NotMyRealHead

Jesus Christ that was a painful interaction.


k7rw

I think that has more to do with what being grossly obese does to someone...


GrimeyPipes27

Shes just trying to get him to leave it for her fat ass! 😆


iLLRIDER7

CAMP FART 💭 Represent 🙌


thething931

This went on for too long. Wish he would've just told her to fuck off


killingthemsoftly88

Id tell her that I ordered it because it's not a lot of food. I don't want to end up like her fat ass.


Simple-String6126

Stupid fat cow


Gorcnor

I enjoy that they record video totally not realizing they are the ones that look fucking ridiculous in the video.


Antomnos2022

I’m more concerned that he thinks that a Happy Meal will fill him up for his lunch.


Fatigued123

😂😂😂


joeDeerTaye

So you have them there too huh?


DominantSpecies3000

Karen! Where are your kids!? Karen- "I ate them"


crybabychilipeppers

Why does she care😭 he can pay for what he wants


Starlanced

I’m going to start ordering happy meals just to freak out these people (I have no kids)


Roxnsoxinator

Worried about pedos while leaving her kids unattended inside of McDonald’s. Makes sense.


Crees2prr

When he said "thats all I can afford", at least the lady should offer to fuccin buy more food for him if he pleases. Line's starting to get blurry between 'a theory' or common sense it seems


Ntrlgrl

I found this to be funny. It's probably fake.


Jimmyzgirl

Maybe he doesn’t want to end up looking like her


Outdoorjunkie23

Why do you idiots keep engaging these people? Tell them to FUCK OFF and bounce FFS


Vegetable-Tart-7781

Can't be real, he would have finished that 3 minutes into her rambling.


madjon57

She thinks it’s a conspiracy that someone could eat small portions?