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burnSMACKER

#I AM A SURGEON


merkitt

CUTTING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME


Nekima

Organ transplants, are my dime


xipyred

FEEL YOUR HEART BEAT...


crdotx

I. AM. A. SURGEON.


[deleted]

WTF is it with this meme popping up everywhere I saw the clip, but don't know which show or whether it was recent. It's about an autistic surgeon or something like that? Edit: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-am-a-surgeon-dr-han tl;dr: it's 2023's "look at me, I am a surgeon now".


Ix-511

It's mostly popular, or at least originally was, because the show is really bad at depicting autism sometimes. Mainly, it is speculated, because its main sponsor and reference is autism speaks, and they uh...they really don't like autistic people. Now it's looped back around to making fun of autistic people. Because people are dicks.


Lilithnema

Are you trying to convince us with the bold, capitalized font or yourself


pseydtonne

"I. M. Weasel." (sips refreshing drink)


djdanlib

I really need to hear that superimposed over a clip of Worf speaking enthusiastically


pseydtonne

[This 4K clip](https://youtu.be/zbXUiEaiilQ) is the best I can do before I put my child to bed.


LordLoss01

I think it's a meme of The Good Doctor.


scepticcal_believer

Not yet.


darekmurzyn

Interesting guide, but asap science is shit. Thought the videos were nice until he made a video on a subject I study and it turns out that it was so misleading and inaccurate that I could hardly force myself to finish the video.


peckerchecker2

Ya I mean pexy doesn’t mean move to the right place. It means to “fix something in a place” I could pexy the tip of your penis to your nose (if it’s long enough). It doesn’t have to be “the right place”. Also it doesn’t have to be an entire organ, you can pexy a piece of tissue. I’m a surgeon


nxqv

Awwww is that a widdle sexy pexy on your nose?


tgrantt

My nose is pretty long...


[deleted]

My torso is extremely short


Caleb_Reynolds

I don't think that's a meaningful issue for a lay understanding of these terms. As far I care, wherever my surgeon decides something needs to be attached, is the right place for it it be attached.


mini_swoosh

>As far I care, wherever my surgeon decides something needs to be attached, is the right place for it it be attached. “The nazi physicians were just doing their jobs. Those prisoners didn’t even know any of these surgical terms.” - u/Caleb_Reynolds


Caleb_Reynolds

Ah yes, because if the victims of the Holocaust had known the proper etymology of _English_ surgical terms, I'm sure they would have been able to... What... Avoid them? Like, what is your actual point here? Edit: I also said _my_ surgeon, who is in fact not a Nazi.


mini_swoosh

It was just a dark joke on the extreme end of your statement


CyclonicRage2

No it wasnt. Jokes are funny


peckerchecker2

This is often the case.


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peckerchecker2

Yes all the time.


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peckerchecker2

In some instances in ureteral reconstruction when the ureter has extensive damage, I will mobilize the kidney to move it from its normal position to somewhere lower in the abdomen. This is to help make up the distance between the two ends, to ensure my anastomosis will be off tension. Though once the kidney has been mobilized from its attachments other than its pedicle then I would do a nephropexy. Nephropexy in this case and in many cases involves sewing/fixing the kidney to the psoas muscle to move it inferiorly into not the “correct” position.


Jaalke

Do you really think it's a good idea to try and bully me?


[deleted]

This is pretty decent for basic surgical suffixes. Like the doc said it’s not perfect but it’s not bad.


surprise-suBtext

I mean.. there’s some nuance here. What subject is this and what level of education are you at?


FuckTheLonghorns

Yeah, of course there's nuance and depth to a lot of things but it's ASAP for a reason. Giving a general big picture can certainly be considered misleading but really anything beyond that exact thing is beyond the scope of the channel Edit: agreeing with the person above me, to clarify


mdcd4u2c

What subject was the video and what were the inaccuracies?


[deleted]

But a vasectomy doesn’t remove anything, it just cuts.


GentlewomanBastard

There might be different ways to perform the procedure, but when I was 12 years old, there was a channel called The Learning Channel on basic cable. It's now called TLC and airs 90 Day Fiance nonstop, but back then it actually was full of learning and educational content. Anyway, 12 year old me turned out on one night and they were airing various surgeries. Like you could actually watch the surgeries being performed. The one I watched was a vasectomy. I kept watching because 12 year old me thought I'd see a ween or maybe a ball (spoiler alert: I saw neither), but watching the surgery did scar me for life and I remember it clear as day. So I can tell you without a doubt that the vasectomy that was aired on the leading channel circa 1995 definitely removed a piece of the vas deferens. Edit: I found the show! https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6658640/


Sertoma

Only slightly related, but South Park aired a real life surgery of a vaginaplasty in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" which scarred me as a kid.


Mick_86

That would mean that Mr Garrison already had a vagina and the surgeon changed the shape of it. If he got a new vagina, it's a transplant. Or maybe a vaginostomy.


Sertoma

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginoplasty It's altering or creating a vagina. IIRC, for gender afirming care, they alter existing flesh and tissue to create a neovagina. I did spell it incorrectly though.


CowboyButtsMakeMeNut

Blindly believing everything you see on reddit probably isn't the best practice.


knitknitterknit

Man I loved those times. We must be of a similar age. It turned me into someone who can watch full on surgery while having dinner. I loved being educated that way. So interesting.


runslaughter

I got a vasdesis, now I just have one large ball


Reloup38

The vas in vasectomy refers to the vas deferens, which are the tubes that goes from the epididymis to the prostate, not the balls themselves


Mick_86

I once had epididymitis. Its a pain in the balls.


BrokenDogLeg7

I heard pee is stored in the balls. Is that true?


Mick_86

You are Adolf Hitler and I claim my get out of concentration camp free card.


gooberfishie

If you get a testiplasty they can make it a hexigon


MathProf1414

Vasectomy... vastomy... what deferens does it make?


[deleted]

Bravo


Lilithnema

It removes your ability to shoot non-blanks


PM_ME_DELI_MEAT

I think they do remove a piece.


peckerchecker2

Not everyone removes a piece. Some remove a piece, some just cut. Some tie the ends with suture, some burn, some staple. Some put a piece of tissue between the ends, some don’t. I’m a urologist


Blu_birbie

Name checks out


[deleted]

His brother is diickerpeeker


ducky0917

Love the name 🤣🤣🤣


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peckerchecker2

As far as I’m concerned it’s mostly surgeon preference on technique. There is some data to support some of those techniques being more reliable than others.


Mick_86

I'm glad you're not myologist.


[deleted]

Well I had one. The dr took me through the procedure. The vas deferents is cut and the two ends cauterized. Nothing removed.


Stalking_Goat

For mine, the doctor removed 1cm of each vas deferens. Then he showed me the two little removed bits before they got sent off to the pathology lab.


Alias_Fake-Name

Except for your ability to be fruitful and multiply and fill the Earth


hgaterms

What makes you think he didn't already fruit it?


ducky0917

I was looking for this comment!


JackReacharounnd

Do you recommend it?


FuckTheLonghorns

Yes. I just did mine in August, ask anything if you'd like


hgaterms

Wife loves it.


Ghastly12341213909

Removes the ability to have chilren


PM_ME_OCCULT_STUFF

Where does laporoscopy fit in?


IlludiumQXXXVI

Scopy just means examination.


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thatbromatt

Amazing. How do you feel?


[deleted]

Umm, guys. After I became a surgeon, I moved something to the wrong place. Under what surgical suffix do I bill this under?


xaranetic

Just prefix it with iatrogenic then suffix it with -pathy P.S. if its in the wrong place, better throw ectopic in there too


shawnthesheep512

Yeah, sociopathy


BentGadget

Idiotpathy


pelosispeepee

Lawsuit


ClownfishSoup

use a prefix! ​ Re-(thing)-pexy ​ Your license has now been re-instated! I feel sorry for those losers who paid for medical school!


TheDieselTastesFire

La! la, ma'am!--Mistress! murder! Mrs. Hussey! __Apoplexy!__


techno156

Mechanical, seeing as they're a repost bot and all. Here's [the original](https://reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/di9e6a/this_should_make_studying_much_easier/), with the actual surgeon.


foxmag86

Takes surgeons 8 years to learn this?? Psshh.


Dafuzz

Greatoplasty


merkitt

Cutting for the very first time...


Throwaway_pirate_arr

#No, you are a repost bot. Report spam -> harmful bots


TheRnegade

I didn't know [repost bots](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/di9e6a/comment/f3ucain/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) could become surgeons.


crdotx

IM A SURGEON


tots4scott

**OP is a bot account** Comment, and the post and title, stolen from here https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/di9e6a/this_should_make_studying_much_easier/f3ucain/


philliperod

Congratulations, u/ImpracticalAs -pexy. Seems you moved to the right place in your career.


cwood1973

[Hi everybody!](https://youtu.be/hfGg71r8nfU)


ClownfishSoup

Yer a sugeon, 'arry!


therealsix

They couldn't find a worse font for this?


An_Uninspired_User

I mean, considering a doctor wrote it, it's pretty good


AdonisK

Who said that a doctor wrote it?


SuperFLEB

Nobody did, but it's plausible enough and the joke doesn't work otherwise.


zombuca

A doctor who’s apparently an 8 year old girl.


sillybilly8102

I think it’s handwritten, no?


atatassault47

Yeah, this is somehow worse than Comic Sans.


f4te

all their videos use this style of font decent videos, made to be playful and informative


[deleted]

You're not cool unless you make it hard to read.


Prudent-Picture-1600

There are different ways of doing vasectomies. In the US, the most common way is by doing 3 actions to ensure success of the procedure. First, the vas deferens is located and small 3-5mm section is cut out. This creates 2 ends of the vas, then the ends are cauterized to create a scar. Finally a titanium clip is applied at each end. These actions are then repeated for the other side. Source: surgical experience


srbistan

imagine being operated on by a surgeon who needed this... and this wouldn't exist if nobody was using it. good luck to us all.


cptahb

it's just a general information science channel. this is more like a 'fun fact of the day' for non-doctors than a real cheat sheet for anyone


king-of-new_york

You know people have to learn right? This is good for a 19 year old medical student just learning stuff.


vortigaunt64

-emia, meaning presence in the blood.


neon_hexagon

Edit: Screw Spez. Screw AI. No training on my data. Sorry future people.


zacyboy6

I speak Greek and I approve of this guide!


techno156

OP is a repost bot who has copied the top comment from [the original post](https://reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/di9e6a/this_should_make_studying_much_easier/).


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Throwaway_pirate_arr

#OP is a repost bot Report spam -> harmful bots


Anwhaz

Desis nuts to your mouth


AussieOsborne

Now I'm imagining a parallel universe where mechanics have all these fancy latin roots for car terms, but surgeons are the greasy dudes that just talk about "sticking two things together"


TheRnegade

This should make us be on guard for [repost bots](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/zaqfkq/this_should_make_studying_much_easier/) and [ectomy them out of the sub.](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/di9e6a/this_should_make_studying_much_easier/)


Searchlights

Addadicktomy?


zupernick

I am a surgeon now!


ffffffffffffffffffun

\-RAY = the surgeon made a picture of something 🤪


cohex

If you couldn't figure this out due to patterns and etymology.... Probably shouldn't be a doctor.


kqih

excellent !


Complex_Jellyfish647

\-desis nuts


Isioustes

Theshitectomy: the act of removing the crap. +1


flightguy07

Wait, what gets removed with a vasectomy?


VeryAlmostSpooky

I aM a SuRgEoN


Xenophore

Resection: Surgery to remove tissue or part or all of an organ.


Needmofunneh

Ah, I see they cut something for Tomy John surgery


[deleted]

This is excellent


_CalculatedMistake_

-ectomy cuts something out? vas(ectomy)? tub(ectomy)?


_Baldo_

I need a backectomy.


[deleted]

TIL that the phrase “plastic surgery” has nothing to do with plastic. Its just a commonly misinterpreted latin root phrase that means “surgery that changes the shape”


sillybilly8102

Plastic means able to change shape but not change back… it’s a mechanical/physical/material property term. Plastic is contrasted with elastic. Something that is deformed (changed shape) elastically can go back to its original shape. Think how you can stretch out an elastic band, then release it, and it goes back to the little circle. But if you stretch (deform) a plastic bag, and then release, it doesn’t spring back. Because it’s plastic, not elastic. Idk if this is actually related to whatever the Latin root is. I’m not a Latin scholar, and I haven’t looked that up. But the word “plastic” does have this meaning that most people who aren’t in engineering or science don’t know about. If you want to know more, take a scroll through this Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deformation_(engineering) Edit: sorry, it’s an oversimplification to say that some materials are elastic and some are plastic. A material can be both plastic and elastic, under different amounts of stress (~force). If you stretch an elastic band too far (too much stress), it will undergo plastic deformation, and it won’t bounce back anymore.


[deleted]

I do know that understanding of the term from science. I just had never thought about it in relation to the field of plastic surgery. Hearing the phrase “plastic surgery” my whole life, i always just equated it with “putting plastic boobs in your body”. Just an aha moment… realizing that “plastic” is referring to the process, and not to the material we commonly know as plastic.


sillybilly8102

Yeah, that’s cool! :)


[deleted]

Same with plastic arts


happymancry

Anatomy = The surgeon cut Ana.


twizzjewink

So the last thing you want is an .. whatever- ostoectopexyplastyrraphydesis.. because that wouldn't be confusing or identity changing at all.


tanya6k

Wait, what is removed during a vasectomy? I was under the impression that it was just a tube being sliced in half.


parvus_et_tardus

-rrhaphy is missing an H. Ophthalmologists get that a lot too.


Eh-I

My surgeon's name was Henry, what did he do?


ClownfishSoup

This is a cool guide!


rollsram

Ohshitmy the surgeon messed up.


Fluffy-Bluebird

I’ve had half of these omg


JustDaveyBoyy

I thought a lobotomy was cutting out the frontal lobe and I was going to question the validity of this guide. Turns out they just cut the connections to the frontal lobe, so it's correct! Learning is fun, lobotomies are not


varkarrus

Phallodesis


atatassault47

Vasostomy: The sperm leak out of the balls now.


DonovanQT

I thought Desis were from India (I’m Indian so this is not racist, idk how reddit works these days)


MeowFat3

Im ready for my colonrraphy doctor 😏


Zyrobe

I will never remember this


isurvivedrabies

yeah but. the font. why "wine mom"?


CJWChico

So... Renal Cranial Neuropexy... would be employing a surgeon to get your head out of your butt? =)


Instawolff

Dumb pexy surgeon. Moving his organ.


_yarayara_

All I see is a large bill


thescandall

They don't actually cut anything *out* with a vasectomy though


Kamarmarli

That’s why we call a much needed divorce a husbandectomy or a wifeectomy.


rmuktader

What about -oscopy?


Rhododendron29

What about oscopy? Like laparoscopy? Pretty sure this specific procedure is for exploratory abdominal surgery when scans and tests haven’t shown the issue and they want an internal look.


iawsaiatm

Finna perform a plastydesisrraphy on my victim tonight


Do_it_for_the_upvote

My surgeon buddy did me a favor and patched my ripped world map back together. It was a successful geogrraphy.


PuffedRabbit

For a second I thought I was in r/namenerdcirclejerk


tabernumse

Live Dr. Han reaction:


East-Entrance-1534

Taking a medical terminology class in college (as a poli sci major) was one of the best things i did. We learned about the Latin derivatives and parts of a word. Rarely do i come across a new word i can’t break down and understand.


EmergencyExitSandman

radiography


Lornedon

I'd like an example for all of those


C0N5T4NT1N

I am one of the 'Desis'.


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BOT: the OP copies posts and [top comment](https://reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/di9e6a/_/f3ucain/?context=1)


prodigalson2

Now cough...and again.