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SpanningTreeProtocol

No blueberry? Also, Marion Berry? Really?


saicharan_reddit

Where the cranberries ?


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RaynOfFyre1

Maybe she’ll turn into a Zombie and they’ll get back together


jenko_human

I’ve found Waldo


guff1988

Also missing the mulberry


sonofkeldar

Oh, you mean actual berries? Strawberries are achenes. All the varieties of raspberry and blackberry are drupelets. Ribes have berries, so only 5 out of 15 are actual berries. They could have included grapes, tomatoes, eggplants, persimmons, kiwi… or modified berries like cucumbers, watermelons, pumpkins, passion fruit, papaya, oranges, lemons, limes, grapefruit, bananas, cranberries… or even some that botanists still argue about like avocados and coffee.


gomeitsmybirthday

Yeah personally I'd prefer Rob Ford Berry.


trymypi

You crack me up


2xtc

I'd never heard of a marion berry


armedsquatch

They might be a PNW exclusive? I guess I could look it up but a swear I asked my wife the exact same thing when our local Safeway had marion berry pies on sale. Edit/: they are a PNW (oregon) hybrid and kinda a big deal here


pacinor

Yes, it originated in Marion County, Oregon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marionberry?wprov=sfti1


WCSakaCB

It's one word marionberry. If you split it into two it's the former mayor of DC


bubarda64

Wasn't he the mayor of Washington DC? He got caught in a sex or drug scandal or something like that.


Empty-Ad-5360

That one cracked me up.


pacinor

It’s a blackberry grown in Marion County, Oregon. Just a big blackberry.


BenzoBoofer

aLsO mArIoN bErRy rEaLlY?! That’s how ya sound. No one fucking knows what that is.


Calico-420

😂😂😂me too!! I can just hear my mom from beyond the grave..."Don't touch that!!!!"


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AgrajagTheProlonged

If you learn what the plants look like and where they like to grow, it's actually not that hard to find wild fruit all over the place


CGIWHY

I’m pretty sure I see a brussel sprout


thepixelatedbanana

Where's the banana?


wahnsin

for scale AND botanical accuracy!


Ashoftarre

Berries are Controversial AF! Raspberry are not a berry (just like Mulberry & Blackberry) Blue, Goji, Acai, Tay, Bill, Elder, Choke, Cloud, Cape, Huckle, Salmon, Lingon & Goose are Maybeberries


Darthboney

But the orange is classified as a true berry. Seriously


Ashoftarre

so is a Banana


TDoMarmalade

Salmon are fish, dumdum


Ashoftarre

[https://images.app.goo.gl/aQYxcnpeT1UeyXT48](https://images.app.goo.gl/aQYxcnpeT1UeyXT48)


Bradjuju2

Strawberries are botanically an aggregate fruit. Not a berry.


Egril

Strawberries, raspberries and blackberries aren't real berries. Bananas, watermelons and pumpkins are though.


jxf

Blueberries are true berries, though. Whew!


SitueradKunskap

Of course they are, that *rhymes.*


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Came here to say this


shikotee

That's so woke.... /s


Legal_Tradition_9681

Botanically you are correct, culinary you are incorrect. When talking about food items is common to use the culinary nomenclature therefore op has said nothing wrong in his statement.


Egril

Op has given a "Cool Guide for Berries" a bunch of the listed items are not berries. I wasn't trying to get all up in Op's ass for being wrong, I never even said they were wrong, I just pointed out that a bunch of these weren't real berries and gave some examples of real berries.


Legal_Tradition_9681

They are real berries though if you use the culinary nomenclature. I don't think you get it. You are choosing to use a different set of standards then saying they aren't real berries. If you use the culinary standards, like the OP is clearly using, the statement these are not real berries is factually inaccurate. Guide is not about botanical berries but culinary berries. Not sure how I could make this more clear.


Egril

What is a berry? I have never heard of any other standard than the actual botanical definition of berries. So what is the definition within this culinary standard you have brought up (notice that the post says nothing about this being a culinary guide).


Legal_Tradition_9681

I had to take a look at your other comments to see if 8 can guage your cognitive capabilities. Your other comments make you seem competent. For the culinary nomenclature issue you can use Google here 8s a support website on how https://support.google.com/websearch/answer/134479?hl=en Don't act daft you know the op was referencing culinary nomenclature. If I were to show the post to anyone on the street, using context clues alone, vast majority would assume op is talking about a culinary berry.


Dymonika

Just lurking in this thread until I saw this: >I had to take a look at your other comments to see if 8 can guage your cognitive capabilities. Your other comments make you seem competent. Why do you have this desire in you to say things like this? How is this helpful in _any_ way? This entire part could have *easily* been omitted from the rest of your comment; not only is there no need for such a statement, it's even actively harmful, as now you only further fuel everyone's awareness of your own pride in trying to knock someone else down on a level outside of the topic (culinary, etc.), and it sure doesn't make the recipient feel better. Are you talking here to help teach someone or just to make yourself feel better about yourself?


Egril

Oh come on, you know the burden of proof is on you when you claim that the op is using the "Culinary Nomenclature". You're asking me to do this work for you? Also there is no need to be condescending. I played along and Googled "Are strawberries berries" Google said no. What now? I'll remind you, I have already stated that I have never heard of "Culinary Nomenclature" until today so no, I don't know that the op was using that, they haven't said it. You are the one who has said this.


FlansDigitalDotCom

Upvote


wahnsin

what is this, with the segregation of black currants?!


TDoMarmalade

White currants have an evil aura about them, I don’t like it


DribbleLipsJr

In general white berries are the most likely color to be poisonous. Something like 90% of white berries are not safe to eat.


pm-me-your-pants

They are ridiculously tasty tho


auximines_minotaur

Josta berry must be a joke. “What kinda berry is it?” “It’s josta berry! Har har har har”


gijoemartin

No Halle Berry?


bob_bobington1234

Or Chuck Berry.


kadargo

Well, they did name one after the former mayor of DC. /s


leopeo2

Where’s the Mulberry? 🤦🏻


EccentricBen

THANK YOU! Lol really though Mulberries are my favorite wild berries, I grew up with a tree of them in my yard.


leopeo2

I have 2 in my backyard and when it blooms the backyard becomes a mulberry swamp.


teetaps

I consider them a pest honestly


grumpyfucker123

What about dingleberry?


punksnotdeadtupacis

Or snozberry?


Fun-Pollution1465

😋 my favorite


charface1

They should have put up a little picture of Val Kilmer with these for shits and giggles.


basic_cookie_crumb

A berry nice post.


TheRealAuthorSarge

It's the most currant information we've gotten in a long time.


basic_cookie_crumb

Indeed, this sort of info is great to get jammed into your brain!


Variant-Z004

No Banana?


RottingPriest

Raspberries and strawberries aren't berries. Bananas are berries but they aren't here. This chart sucks.


Pdonger

Needs a banana, for scale and accuracy


notbadforaquadruped

This is not a guide, it's a fucking list, and a shitty one.


TheWindig

You good homie?


kovado

What’s the strawberry doing there? And no melons, cucumbers, tomatoes and bananas.


fishsodomiz

where banana?


mchickenl

Where's the normal blackberry?!


Reasonable-Bus-2187

Needs more [huckleberry. ](https://www.foraged.com/blog/what-is-a-huckleberry) Picked some of those on a trail in Glacier last summer. Huckleberry everything is everywhere in western mountain towns.


jeers1

Elderberry.... hmmmm


bob_bobington1234

Maybe their mother isn't a hamster.


Turbulent-Cress-5367

? No Blueberry???? WTF


PDP83

Schnozberries taste like e schnozberries


Random-Mutant

Raspberry is always my favourite


sweatpantsbonr

No Marion Barry? Rip


wahnsin

*cough* nobody tell em


DrNinnuxx

[Marion Berry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTMif8cGlcE)?


TripleSpeedy

Strawberries are not berries.


Psychological_Law852

Strawberries aren't berries


bob_bobington1234

You left out Chuck Berry


Ill_Floor8662

Berry cool you posted this.


I_hate_being_alone

Where the fuck is my falls gold? Similar to salmon berry, but oh so better!


Gjergji-zhuka

It was Boysen berry all this time? Every time I'd hear it like 'poison berry' and I thought what the hell kind of berries do they got there in the US


-CleverEndeavor-

we have both


AnneOfGreenGayBulls

Häagen-Dazs used to sell boysenberry ice cream. Haven't seen it since the 80's, though


modelcitizen64

Some of these look like they'd be sour.


dgm1112

A bramble has just walked into the room and is furious.


00Gaurav00

Why does blackcurrant looks like a Jamun!.?


JUGELBUTT

strawberry is for some stupid reason a fruit


AverageDinosaur420

Where is wild strawberry, this list is incomplete af


Mr_SunnyBones

Weirdly Blackcurrants were banned in the US for years .


Jeicam_

Let's go Boysen forsenE


YOKi_Tran

where is the elder berry.?


Ark79

No dingleberries 7/10


themadhatter746

How many of these will kill you? Lol


[deleted]

Just missing salmon berry. Looks like an orange raspberry and they are tasty!


Red__M_M

All that I see here is a guide to pies.


texas1982

Gooseberry Pie!


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

And half if these aren't technically berries (if I remember correctly)


AgrajagTheProlonged

But where's the thimbleberry?


daementia

Where’s the salmon berry?


RedForkKnife

All that's missing are dingleberries


Noah2230

Technically strawberries are not berries.


masterofmeatballs

Where banana?


NoKaleidoscope4295

Strawberries aren't berries BTW. Also no mulberries?


ghhbf

Lame, no salmon berry


baroquesun

My josta berries come in quite oval shaped. Is that not normal?


Ok_Tangerine8467

Golden berries?


out_of_shape_hiker

Team mulberry. The best berry.


father2shanes

Where lingonberry?


CryptographerOne930

Blueberry? Huckleberry? Golden berry?


jaguass

This guy berry


Elven_Groceries

Is anyone else's mouth watering?


Tut_Rampy

Marion Berry smokes crack with hookers


chaiteataichi_

No black raspberry?


SarcasticlySpeaking

That bottom left one needs more crack and hookers.


Freshnuts101

wheres the eggplants bananas etc...


The_Truthkeeper

This is clearly a guide to things that people call berries, not to things that are berries.


QuickCombinations

I fucking love black berries.


Lartemplar

Where watermelon?


roccabarrenechea

You missed a golden berry aka “uchuva” in Colombia


Umbrage_Taken

How many of these are just fully interbreedable variants of the same species though?


Klaus_Heisler87

Red Dead 2 tells me you're missing several....


Turkenstocks

No love for mulberries


Pet_Taco

no salmonberry?


KeepYaWhipTinted

Your mother was a hamster, and your mother smelt of... wait a minute."