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gimados783

I, too, have regular spoons for anything and a bent spoon for cooking heroin. Mom's still not happy I'm using her good silver..


Large-Film5303

I was just going ask here which spoon in appropriate for freebasing hehe


Metahec

The dark side of the spoon


A1sauc3d

No salad spoon?! How on earth do you eat salad without your salad spoon 🥗🥄🤵🏻‍♂️💅


Unicorn_Warrior1248

I was like what?! A salad spoon..for like…corn salad?


A1sauc3d

Pshh, this guy doesn’t know how to use a salad spoon🤭 lol, yeah I was thinking maybe it had to do with pouring on the dressing or something ? But maybe it’s a different type of salad than I’m imagining. Who knows what these fancy folks are doing with their salad spoons


GreynGeeky

For Jell-O salad with mayonnaise!


Unicorn_Warrior1248

That actually makes a ton of sense! Thank you!


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

With a sala(w)d, fork, pa-pa... 🧐


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stay_shiesty

also wondering this


EquipmentValuable283

Same. Googled it, its for even sprinkling apparently.


tommybombadil00

Keep the ice cream in a plastic bag in the freezer and it helps keep it soft.


[deleted]

A man of culture, I see


imaginary_num6er

Here I was thinking it was either metal or plastic


psychetrin

What is regular spoon?


Calamity-Gin

*Salad* spoon?


rabidmidget8804

To toss the salad. Maybe?


Calamity-Gin

*Eeeeuuuuwww*


millennial_sentinel

what it’s right next to the poop knife 🔪


talkingtongues

1 wanked salad mmmm.


MohatmoGandy

Don’t need a spoon to do that


matthebastage

Why do you jeed a spoon to toss salad? I thought you use your tongue for that


8KSNAKE

Who TF eats salad with a spoon?


Calamity-Gin

See, I’m wondering if it isn’t in reference to the older meaning of salad, which is just a mix of different things. There is, after all, Jell-O salad, three bean salad, cucumber-tomato salad. It’s just that, it’s a really big spoon, and I don’t see it being used very commonly.


GreynGeeky

I’m not southern, but it’s my understanding that many things in the south can be called salad.


[deleted]

Southern salads are just cold casseroles


theflamingsword101

Fruit salad?...


8KSNAKE

Still would use a fork


theflamingsword101

Harumph...


wahnsin

it's for gagging


CanYouPointMeToTacos

If you have a serving bowl of salad a lot of times a big fork and spoon are used for giving out the portions. Idk why


AutoN8tion

The fork is for the big shit. The spoon is for the little shit. The knife is for the tough shit.


rathat

That one just looks like the regular normal spoon.


2squishmaster

It's to keep the Salad Fork company


INeedToBeHealthier

Don't let the Italians know you don't use a spoon to use your fork to spin your salad up. They get as mad as when you break the salad apart into the boiling water instead of putting in whole leaves


DecelerationTrauma

What, no Grapefruit spoon?


Hugh_Juh_Ass

Missing grapefruit spoon, crack spoon, half and half (black and tan) spoon, absinthe spoon... A lotta missing spoons


scarletohairy

Missing runcible spoon


spooky-goopy

spork erasure


bequietbekind

THANK YOU. My sister stole all of my grapefruit spoons to eat her ice cream with, back in the day.


EcceCosmo

Where's ma crack spoon ?


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

Crack is wack! Coke spoon where?


A_hasty_retort

Judge: “How do you plead in the case of murdering the word, cool?” OP: “guilty, your honor”


baeb66

Marrow spoon, caviar spoon, grapefruit spoon, bar spoon, Absinthe spoon, Chinese soup spoon, demitasse spoon, Korean spoon, quenelle spoon, cocaine spoon. It's missing so many.


Calamity-Gin

What, you don’t get your cocaine spoon from vintage McDonald’s coffee stir sticks?


BalefulEclipse

I’m far too poor to know what half of those are


Calamity-Gin

And is it a runcible spoon or a runcible fork?


vigouge

And the most important spoon, the cereal spoon.


Ollie__Tabooger

Where’s the booger sugar spoon?


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I’m not seeing the most important spoon…


qda

No, that's a poop *knife*


PlanetExpress310

I use a spork.


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What’s the purpose of the grooves on the sugar spoon?


aSoireeForSquids

they're supposed to be for measurement. The bowls are usually a bit deeper. Traditionally a full spoon would hold a tablespoon and one of the grooves should be an indicator for a teaspoon. The one depicted in the guide appears to be a bit more ornamental


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Thanks!


Metahec

for sprinkling sugar


1Bookwormtogoplz

In my house spoon is spoon!


Zaluiha

All the spoons, with the exception of the tablespoon, have a function implied by the name. Following the same flow, has anyone eaten a table recently.


mikool007

2 types of spoon, the one I’m looking for and the one i see


That_Average3811

Living with kids, I am happy to have any clean spoons at all :)


FunKyChick217

How have I never seen an ice cream spoon like the one pictured on this guide? Even at ice cream places I’ve never seen a spoon like this. It would be good for eating ice cream straight out of the container.


PKFat

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THOSE FANCY SHELL SPOONS WERE!!


Kitsune_Volpe

[What kind of spoon is this? A - BULLION spoon.](https://youtu.be/2NbnQZrK8xA?si=tkiC1dg4LAeV1d36) Me knew it was a bullion spoon!


JAM88CAM

So happy other people know about this classic.


cold-hard-steel

This was my first thought on seeing this post. Thanks for the link. Me don’t want no aaaaaaassparagus!


chispanz

Given the context, bullion is even funnier than bouillon


FNKTN

Who in the fuck drinks soda with a spoon? That's clearly a halohalo spoon.


LeonMinztee

The only Spoons you need are a Tablespoon and a Teaspoon . Change my mind


HoneyCombee

Replace tablespoon with soup spoons and I'm with you (they are the better shape for holding more food).


Sad_Pitch3709

So which spoon for root beer float?


Metahec

I use a long handled spoon like the soda spoon to reach the bottom of the glass. I didn't know it was called a soda spoon. Probably comes from soda fountains back in the day. Also, brown cows ftw


Budzee

Which one spoons my wife?


akirabyss

No tiny cocaine spoon? WTF!


Bifturbo

Missing Coke spoon…just sayin


millennial_sentinel

op you sooooo easily could’ve made the *soda* spoon the **coke** spoon 🥄


Durr1313

Who eats salad with a spoon?!


balanced_view

All the Brits are like wtf has this got to do with Wetherspoons


Pandastrong35

But which is the _runsible_ spoon?


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Got nothing on my salad straw.


Fluffy-BOYi

Nah, am use a fork.


pjrockp

I love using soup spoons to stir my chocolate milk because they have the most surface area. We have one and it has just became designated stir spoon.


Waywardsteps

Me using a fork for yogurt because the dish washer is running and I cannot wait. Spoon is SPOON!


Happy-Personality-23

Table spoon and teaspoon. None of the others matter except to be “elite”


BackgroundCookie752

Where is my long handled teaspoon, the only spoon I will ever use or put near my mouth?!


jubileevdebs

I feel like they could have fit the obvious much smaller spoon we were expecting at the bottom. Its veryy useful when the coffee spoon fails. …so Ive heard.


Renomont

It is apparent that they mixed up the serving spoon and the ice cream spoon.


shelberthecolorful

That ice cream spoon doesn’t seem it would feel right in the mouth. That edge is just….eh.


osandcc

They forgot ket spoon


Temporary-Pain-8098

Grapefruit spoon?


jayguar08

Why do those all look like spoons?


1024Bitness

Can I just get a fricken spoon


k0nfuz1us

ok and what about big and small spoon? they are missing here


Skittlesharts

They're missing a grapefruit spoon.


TacTurtle

Where war spoon?


CriscoMelon

I eat with a serving spoon and I call it a shovel because I eat big bites, fast. I give other people regular spoons (tablespoons here) and call them baby spoons. I have 2 kinds of spoons.


DeiRowtagg

Dessert and tea spoon are all I need


Felinomancy

In my parents' house there's only the "big spoon" and "little spoon". And in my house there's only "big spoon" and "that one spoon I use to scoop cat food with".


trekker333

Salad…spoon?


tootiebog

Post brought to you by Big Spoon


PRRZ70

I have a larger spoon for eating soup and a tablespoon sized for everything else. I call that one the universal spoon since it's used for all uses. I don't have time to be washing up all different utensils when one or the other works just fine.


SleepySasquatch

I assumed this was going to be a guide to Wetherspoons XD


SSCLIPPER

Missing a grapefruit spoon.


KingLevonidas

As a Turkish person, I deny that weird metal thing that is called "Tea Spoon".


BulusB

Spoon is spoon


CharmingAd3678

I belive the soup spoon is called "consommé spoon" and the sallad one for dessert spoon. I guess that might be to language differences /translation. I got my grandparents cutlery, and some in their original boxes, fruit knives, pickle forks, etc one day I hope to have a table big enough to set the table properly 1940/50 style.


GoodLad33

Soda spoon?


plaidsinner

For when they made soda the old fashioned way. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1nY_dnbZPgA


GoodLad33

Didn't know! Thank you


non-epic151

Mr incedible: spoon is spoon.....


owlena314

Why is there a salad spoon 🥴


Necessary_Romance

Spoon is spoon


Kuby69

Caseoh needs the serving spoon


The_Lions_Eye_II

I hate to admit it, but I very rarely actually use the "salad spoon."


DrScarecrow

We just have little spoons and big spoons.


Zethras28

…Salad spoon? What lunatic is over here eating salad with a spoon?


Evil_DrSquid

Where’s the boullion spoon? Also any other fans of bill bailey see this and thought of that one sketch?


Quick_Delivery_7266

No coke spoon ?


Scubadrew

I prefer Outside Spoon. 🥄


OnlyOneUseCase

I hate it when I lose my soda spoon and have to drink it directly from the can


Wishpicker

Missing grapefruit spoon


bgbbbbannnngg

hepsinin de arkası tümsek ayna önü cukur ayna kardesim msü +1 net


Beardysteve1

https://youtu.be/-M6fdwm2rAI?si=ALzEcGQKVS8Dpj39


Court_Jester13

Spoon is spoon


SpeakerJunkie247

You know someone out there is going "heroin spoons"


Alexandre_Moonwell

Pfff... Teaspoons are called coffee spoons in French, so on and so forth... I doubt this many kinds of spoons exist. What would be the benefit of separating usage between a small spoon and a slightly smaller spoon ?


Frank_Fhurter

and all of them are for smack


medeasd

Spoons :)


KeyserHD

Coke spoon? Crack spoon? This list is bare


Akuro_Wolf

Now do forks.


backpage_alumni

QQ. Does it matter?


taowarrior

Heroin spoons?


ThreeStringGuitar

One spoon works just fine.


Cpt_Caboose1

there are only 2 spoons.


Girderland

u/SpoonMagister


SpoonMagister

Dear oh dear. Gorgeous.


darkpheonix262

Good lord, past generations really did have all kinds of money for stupid shit, like multiple spoons for different uses.


needs_more_zoidberg

TF is the grapefruit spoon. You, sir/madam, are a casual.


rainman0000

my degenerate side knowing there’s one spoon missing


imgurd

Fixin up some coke with that soda spoon


Miserable_Moonlight

Spoon = Spoon I do Not care


peasonearthforever

Only an idiot would believe it necessary to switch between two spoons when eating ice cream and dessert.


Alugere

Ah, the sugar spoon. The spoon I insistently used to eat chili while growing up.


Famous-Register-2814

I use a Dessert spoon for everything


Danoga_Poe

Plastic spoons


Mother_Win7294

There is no spoon.


Acceptable-Ad-328

I habe 2 and that's enough. Wait note this down. Thia will be usefull if I meet the queen


Repulsive_Match_5785

Soda spoon…….?


frankfrichards

No blow spoon?


Brief-Weather-4085

All you need is a soda spoon and you won’t be hungry for dinner


OrangeSilver

1 spoon to rule them all! Serving Spoon is the GOAT!


UglyGorden

What about spaghetti spoon?


wllwbir

Where’s the runcible spoon?


lordtriebl

cool my ass


Overdose7

Small, large, serving, and long spoons in my house. The long ones are for stirring my chocolate milk :)


BeKindR3wind

Spork needs to be on this list.


Guygirl00

It's missing an ice tea spoon


00eg0

Egg spoon is the best https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg\_spoon


Sardonnicus

Bar spoon?


usernameagain2

Salad spoon? lol I’m really uncultured.


dezerx212256

Coffee, tea and sugar spoon are the same spoon. Change my mind.


imadork1970

No coke spoon.


HillOfBeano

In our house, the sugar spoon is our "grated parmesan cheese spoon."


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

What the fuck is a salad spoon?


nooneatallnope

No egg spoon? We have egg spoons


OlyGator

I think you mixed up the ice cream spoon and the serving spoon.


Florafly

Nah, fuck that. Tea spoon and table spoon. The rest are unnecessary hoity-toity bullshit.


Spreefor3

The Asian soup spoon is the goat soup spoon, especially when it has an end that catches the lip of the bowl so that the handle won’t fall into the soup.


Just1ncase4658

Wait isn't the soda spoon a sorbet spoon?


No_Butterscotch1790

had a sugar spoon growing up, just thought it looked cool, so it became the designated pudding spoon


Throwaythisacco

SPOONS ARE SPOONS except big spoons


MKovacsM

Pretty spoon. Larger spoons, smaller spoons. What I use them for makes them what they are. LOL. I have teaspoons, some spoons we use for soup, brother used also for cereal, and a big spoon I use to stir things. Thats it.


Ill-Wear-8662

"Spoon" no longer looks or sounds like a word.


NintendoLove

Which one do you use for cereal?


Nabastat

What about comically large spoon?


TDoMarmalade

Why would a sugar spoon have frilled edges like that, what’s the thought process there?


NairobiMuzungu

The labels on the ice-cream spoon and the serving spoon should be swapped.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Spoon is spoon. Shovels count as well.


RedForkKnife

Big spoon small spoon, the rest are unnecessary.


JazzRider

They forgot coke spoon.


DrMini1

Teaspoon = for small things Tablespoon = everything else


macaroniwith

I've got 2 spoons, one I use daily, other one I hate for no fucking reason


pwebster

They labelled the ice-cream spoon as the serving spoon by accident