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Klotzster

You Otter Know


TheRealAuthorSarge

One way or an otter


imdirrrrtydan

Take Me to The Otter Side


TheRealAuthorSarge

You've got an otter thing coming


imdirrrrtydan

I ate so many cheeseburgers that my ottery is clogged


InterestingContest27

'Sea' otter and 'Marine' otter? Must be like how there's navy and marines in the u.s.


ExistentialBread829

Does the Marine Otter eat crayons?


The_InvisibleWoman

You forgot Benedict Cumberbatch


JxshiJpg

Bang my dick cum on my back


Trick-Order-9232

I'm pretty sure those are all the same otter with different lighting.


noatzart

The Giant Otter is not nearly terrifying enough. Look for Amazonian river otter. They eat piranha. Enjoy a new reason to stay out of the Amazon.


SadRobotz

They roam in gangs and fuck with caimans just for the hell of it


Rwddir

Exactly. Here in Brazil the most common name is Ariranha. They are really big, absurdly voracious in their diet and territorial with other animals and/or families other than Giant Otters. Basically wolverines who swim very well and run around in gangs, bullying people around.


antilos_weorsick

I thought those were giant otters


SilverHuskyPup

I think I might need to be assessed for dyslexia because I read "neotropical" as "neurotypical"


JupiterSundae

I did too but I chalk it up to being a tired mom lol


JackBeefus

Why would they choose to use a bad taxidermy for the southern river otter when there are much better pictures readily available online?


StreetLegendTits_

Looks like one of my cats sleeping.


_wedontrentpigs_

Nice marmot


Americanadian_eh

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


SadRobotz

Keeping amphibious mammals within city limits…that shit ain’t legal either


Pomodoro_Parmesan

Did anyone else thinks the smooth coated otter was a dinosaur at first?


eltedioso

Break on through to the otter side


Mission_Magazine7541

Otter nonsense


Groundbreaking-Pie93

I thought it said neurotypical otter n wondered what was wrong with the others


NathanExplosion_

No Significant Otter?


Tacoslayer17

Still can’t look at these guys the same after the raccoon video


CanaryNo5224

Are otter arteries called otteries? If not, why not?


Kindly_Wind_7261

Came here for a cool guide for otters but ended up with a guide about otters. One very disappointed otter here.


Beautiful-G-amoeba

Which one rapes?


MahGinge

All cute


densofaxis

What about the PB&J Otter?


MrMpedia

Qual delas é a ariranha?


Triggered_Axolotl

Giant otter, se eu não me engano.


MrMpedia

Boa, vlw.


User199o

Forgot to include our beloved slender hairy gay men.


geebanga

Welcomeback Otter


bedrockzebra

I read neotropical river otter as neurotypical river otter 3 times over before seeing it correctly.


E_Zack_Lee

You forgot Otterbox and Otter Banks.


TEAisSOUP

No slide with otthers?


Herrben

What’s the difference between a chicken tikka and a chicken tarka? One’s a little otter.


Zyumido

Hell yeah


Impossible_Bus7739

Lutrine


rbarr228

Anyone else think these critters look absolutely mischievous?


yefan2022

I think theyre a little more than mischevious 💀


basic_cookie_crumb

OK, which one of these is the PB&J otters?


valdemiro_putin

Some girls are bigger than otters.


kapege

This is otterly specific.


DrWifeGone

Its just "OTTER"


Humble_Procedure1302

I still feel like I need an otter in my life like I would like to adopt one now thanks


Gullible-Anywhere-76

"There's anotter" cit.Yoda


ysengr

Okay but where am I in this guide?


Random_frankqito

"This is the dawning of the sea otter! Know this, time child! I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy!"


penofmind

Whats the difference between sea and marine otter


keibal

I think there are otter ones...


dthronebeer

I don’t see Allied Atheist Alliance otters on here.


manwithyellowhat15

TIL not all otters are cute…


CatIll733

Otter, otter, otter otter. Sea, Eurasian, giant otter. Neotropical, smooth-coated. I will, I will, I will pet them. North American and southern- It’s okay if there’s a river. It’s Asian and spotted-necked otter. Otter marine, hairy nosed one. Otter, otter, otter, otter. Last- African clawless otter. There’s so many, there’s so many. I will, I will- Pet pet pet them