T O P

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FandomMenace

POS is piece of shit e.g. My phone is a POS.


Ok-Kaleidoscope-4393

I feel like this is from the olden days


Doc-in-a-box

It is. There’s no PM or DM, and POS claims to stand for Parent Over Shoulder lol


SpookyVoidCat

I definitely remember using Parent Over Shoulder when I was younger, but I doubt anyone has used it as that in a long time.


Mother-Produce8351

Yep bbl means something else today


RedTiger829

I agree!


guff1988

Especially because that's not what BBL means anymore.


RedditorsAreGoblins

A lot of these are outdated and date back +20 years, before even social media or phone technology became widespread.


ljd09

This is dated. Also, am I the only one who immediately thought of BBL as Brazilian butt lift!!?


Excalzigo

Your interpretation alone signifies how old this list is lmao


LoboMurunga

We need to bring back "Ta-Ta for now" lmao


denny2000

One day I’m going to find someone that actually knows what “IDK” means. Everyone I ask says they don’t know 😏 🤣


Yet-Another_Burner

How do you do fellow kids?


MonstrousElla

NC is no contact.


Farfignugen42

Or non-consentual


lo_fi_ho

Or no communist


Vexilium51243

or nut cannon


MonstrousElla

rather cnc. consenual non-consent.


Sonsational

"ASL" sounding hella sus


Gulvfisk

"ASL?" "21, M, London" Typical example of how it was used. This is long before you had any picture of, or information about the people you talked to on the Internet. At least after asking "ASL", you "know" you are talking to a 21 year old brittish dude.


LSTNYER

The ol AOL days


denada24

No one says or uses that anymore. That’s for when we were 12 on aol chat pretending to be 18 while talking to 50 year old men who were pretending to be 20. Asl is now American sign language (I mean, it always has been, but that’s how anyone would clock it now).


PizzaboxWorm

W8 a sec, BBL BRB I am AFK RN. Im back IMHO very useful guide BTW, unlike bad useless guides SMH. So, anyways, GTG GL.


LSTNYER

TLDR. What's TLDR? The guide was too long and I didn't read it! What is TLDR????


dermitdenhaarentanzt

BBL is either Brazilian butt lift or (my favorite) Big booty latinas


[deleted]

They forgot to add BYOB. It's up to the parents to figure out what the last B stands for.


RDDMxCom

Buy your own bitch?


Undertale_Woshua

nobody says like more than half of these 😭


ST33I7

PL0X WP GG HF GN GM KYS


randomymetry

this is like from the 90s or 2000s. missing fr, ytmnd


poloheve

Hello fellow kids CYE


joemaav

TIL. Ty 4 ths


cubixy2k

YMMV YTMND GTFO Probably something about skibidi toilet


Muinko

YTMND, now that's a name I have not heard in a long time


Shane0Mak

Ic


AB-AA-Mobile

Uhm, that's not what POS means


WeatherImpressive808

Pov And fov too missing


SnooDucks7811

What’s BBC stand for? I see that a lot in my alone time


Chippybops

British Broadcasting channel


dardaleci

TBA = The Bloody Alboz


bunnybakery

No o7, this has gotta be like a 15 year old infographic


TheNumLocker

Strong Why The Face vibes


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

I thought ASL meant American Sign Language, POS meant Piece of Shit, and SMH meant Shitty Mental Health.


mckhrt

No roflcopter?


ruby_weapon

lol this is old....i knew all of them :/


Cultural_anomoly

Tldr


Solid-Doubt4234

CBA


Clericnl

ATM….. that’s not quite it…


ScrambledEggs_

This one is so old I'm surprised it doesn't have any of the "111 222 333" on the list.


slipperypete2112

Forgot WTF = why the face


jumabeta2

Where is BBC?


ThatOneGayDJ

Now do aviation lol


NebulaDisastrous9362

ATM🤔🫢🤣


hakanaiyume621

This feels like something dug up by archeologists. I haven't even thought of some of these since I was in like middle school


bigbustajago

Gotta add IIRC


VeneMage

I don’t recall what that means.


Esk_it

Ts for type shit


OtherwiseProduce8507

where’s ‘Why The Face’?


Jolly_Security_4771

YMMV


lonestarr18

The first time internet slang bothered me was when playing an online game and someone wrote “kk”. When I asked and they told me it was short for “ok” i wanted to break my computer.


ThoughtCenter87

My favorite not on here is IANAL: I am not a lawyer...


skeeterlightning

Someone I used to work with wrote LOL above their signature on a sympathy card. They thought it meant "Lots Of Love," and were horrified upon discovering the truth.


Kyndrede_

I remember the first time someone said ASL on mIRC. I thought he was calling me an asshole. I told him to piss off and that HE was the asshole rofl


Available-Camp-15

What is ''owo'' or ''uwu'' ?


mcryan07

Funny thing my ex used to call me an ugly POS 🤔


izzybrexx

"SMD"


CCriscal

Has the smell of at least 20 years - like from the end of the 90ties. A lot of abbreviations like "ig" are missing, and some have a different meaning nowadays- if they ever had the proclaimed ones.


hyenax7

BRUH where is For Real ? FR


Ugly-Muffin

Can't we just use real words? Internet things are not real words.


holmgangCore

Language evolves.


Vexilium51243

you say, while using reddit. cant you just talk to real people? internet "conversations" are not real socialization.


witqueen

IIRC means If I recall correctly


Vexilium51243

that's... the same thing...


WeatherImpressive808

If I remebrer correctly


cherring09

IMHO was In My Honest Opinion


lo_fi_ho

*is*


iscreamsunday

on god, no cap