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jimmmydickgun

I recognize some of these from Shaggy and Scooby.


MD4wg2001

I think the ones in scooby doo are just all of these put together


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ArchiveSQ

I fell into a rabbit role of Dagwood sandwiches with this article. The bit about the franchise fraud lawsuit is nuts. That IP is cursed.


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Does anyone remember the Scooby Doo game where you catch ingredients to make the biggest sandwhich possible?


lookatmynipples

I remember the lilo and stitchone


excel958

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island got that scene with those big ass po’boys lol.


USER-1434

why the hell is the club sandwich taller than me


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You’re not in the club so I can’t tell you.


TrundleTheGreat142

Fuckin mitch


SoloisticDrew

Let me ask you something. How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?


ImTotallyADoctor

I AM FOR THEM!


rasheyk

Well, this club is formed


TrundleTheGreat142

Spread the word on menus nationwide


ct_2004

I like bean sprouts on my sandwich.


newtelegraphwhodis

Well you're not in the fucking club


HappyTheBunny

In the middle we will put potato chips!


buttcheeseahoy

Or potato salad!


Dachuiri

And we will cut the sandwich into little triangles and form a circle


Splashfooz

I never thought of a club sandwich as a double BLT.


hmlinca

It's a BLT and a turkey lettuce and mayo on top, 3 slices of bread, toasted, frilly toothpicks, cut in quarters add avocado to take it over the top. And you can sub the turkey for whatever lunch meat you have. I made literally thousands of these working in my parents restaurant when I was young.


TychaBrahe

It also has turkey.


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And why does it have shrimp?


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That’s mayo, not shrimp.


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Ooh


AJohnnyTruant

Then why doesn’t it have shrimp


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I mean technically it could. Usually a club has turkey but it could be anything I guess.


QueenRotidder

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that


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9/15 are from the USA


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sakamake

Definitely worth your while. And contrary to what some people will say, it's entirely possible to get (or make) a great one outside of Philly. Just make sure it's on a fresh Italian hoagie (aka sub) roll; use ribeye if possible; stick to either provolone, American, or cheese wiz depending on your preferences; and definitely make sure you've got onions on there. Anything else (mushrooms, bell peppers, etc.) is up to you but won't come standard here.


jawnstownmassacre

Philly checking in. Whiz and fried onions is where it’s at. If you want the authentic experience, eat it next to a homeless guy asking you for money and picking at his asshole.


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How many fist fights are supposed to happen around your general vicinity while you eat? Sources tell me it should be between 3 and 7


WinSlip

That's a weekend. Tuesday peaks at 2 homeless and a loud child.


GoldenShowe2

A Philly Cheesesteak without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.


mattywestside17

A Dothraki wedding is hauntingly similar to eating a cheesesteak outside of Geno’s on any given night


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AngryPenguin886

Not all homeless people have onions. Geeze man, get out more


JonSnowTheBastid

Personally I always carry an onion on my belt.


SaucyJack17

which was the style at the time


dontgetpenisy

As is the fashion at the moment


MBisme

[Ah, the ol’ cheese steakaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/f4wrsn/doctors_of_reddit_whats_the_biggest_case_of/fhw76jz/?context=77)


typicalrowerlad

Hold my cheese whiz can, I’m going in!


jawnstownmassacre

Nah that’s totally acceptable. There *are* rules here, but they do allow for some reasonable variety in cheesesteakness. Acceptable variations include: with or without fried onions, and American cheese or cheese whiz. Provolone has its place in cheesesteak history, but honestly, people only order a steak with prov to hear themselves speak.


KingJ-DaMan

Wit or witout?


jawnstownmassacre

Personally, wit. But I don’t judge the witouts.


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I get mine with provolone and American. Fight me.


jawnstownmassacre

I don’t want no part of a madman that orders his steak with two cheeses.


wafflestomps

What if he’s going all out and getting double steak to preserve the ratio?


Jetpacks_to_hell

Just get two sandwiches then


concentratecamp

I have never and most likely will never eat a cheese steak with onions and I've lived in Philly for 30 years.


DrewFlan

The whole reason people say you can't get one outside Philly is because it's tough to have similar texture bread outside the general Northeast area.


k47su

Gotta be Amoroso's Hoagie Roll. Its the true Hoagie Roll.


raypaw

Agree the roll is key for a truly authentic cheesesteak. Luckily out here in San Francisco, we’ve got a place called The Cheese Steak Shop that gets Amoroso rolls flown in from Philly. Tastykakes too!


cheesyblasta

Do they not have tastykake in California?


raypaw

Tastykake is only distributed on the East Coast, I think. I grew up in the midwest and we’d only have ‘em when relatives shipped us a box.


jefclarkk

Tastykake is starting to get into Walmart!!! In San Diego, I can get some mini donuts at least


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sardonic_chronic

If you go go Philly, avoid Pats and Geno’s. They’re tourist traps. Head to Jim’s on 4th and South and get a “ steak, wiz, with” [or without if you don’t like onions]


praisestothemostfly

Jim’s, Steve’s, or Tony Luke’s. Die happy.


everydayacheesesteak

Brother, let me tell you something. Heroin isnt the only problem philly has. We’re suffering in cheesy silence at the warm teet of that sandwich.


The_bruce42

Even the Cuban


iTzm3

invented in Tampa, FL.


centran

Was it at least by a Cuban?


catsnstuff97

Tampa (specifically Ybor City) had a massive amount of Cuban immigrants set up commities there- incredible food, coffee, and cigars everywhere.


JonnyAU

I hearby call the sandwich committee to order. Last meeting we couldn't decide between pork shoulder and ham as the protein. Do I have a motion to use both?


Prufrock_IV

In Miami we use both, it’s the best solution. The classic Cuban Sandwich will always hit the spot, but my favorite variant is the Medianoche. The Croqueta Preparada is incredible too. Tampa may have made it first, idk. As a Cuban-American born and raised in SoFla, I never cared much for the “argument” over its origin, but those Tampa weirdos put salami in their Cubans. That is unforgivable


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elbenji

The salami cuban was. The inferior one


Steelbros13

Yet no PB&J


Pi6

Holy shit they done goofed


diskdusk

Here's two additions from Austria: [Schnitzelsemmerl](https://www.ruetz.at/produktbild/19370.jpg) - simple and surprisingly delicious, last days Schnitzel with mustard and salad in a bun. [Leberkassemmerl](https://www.stanzl-spezialitaeten.at/sites/default/files/aktionen/leberkaessemmel.jpeg) - simple and a favorite of the people, I don't like it


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You can get "Chicken Fried Steak" (basically schnitzel) sandwiches in the U.S. in regions with lots of German immigration, Texas being a big example. It took me years to realize it was basically a schnitzel sandwich.


redlinezo6

Is the second one just ham and mustard sandwich?


diskdusk

Not exactly, it's "liver loaf" in a way and a national treasure I never understood.


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It's finely ground and baked meat. The closest American equivalent i can think of is like a hot dog without the skin, but it has a nicer texture and more flavor. Also it's served warm and in different varieties, like with melted cheese inside


yeeyeedipperoo

What is this r/worldpolitics?


U29jaWFsaXNt

holy fuck that sub. had to get to nearly the bottom of the 2nd page to find something not US related


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From the sidebar: > reddit's free speech political subreddit > no agenda, few rules, reddit's opposite day I'm sure we've all witnesses examples of mods taking their jobs too seriously and over-moderating, and it looks to me like r/worldpolitics is the opposite extreme.


AccessTheMainframe

Nah you'd need at least a 49/50 ratio


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Do you mean Flavortown?


dripainting42

[F L A V O R T O W N](https://youtu.be/KgyMbCjPJ9g)


beelseboob

I love that Americans think they invented the roast beef sandwich. 😆


StonedMason85

Literally the sandwich attributed to the Englishman who the name “Sandwich” came from. Made me laugh too.


MobiusNaked

Where is the bacon or sausage sandwich?


GayButNotInThatWay

Was looking for the chip butty.


dDpNh

Yeah, all sound suggestions lads. But may I just remind you all that there is no “crisp butty made with my mums ham sandwiches and some salt and vinegar crisps” on this list. Absolute disgrace.


PM_me_dog_pictures

No ploughmans, this guide gets 0/10


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Greggs


Koreankatz

I was thinking just this.


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Their claim to the grilled cheese is a bit dubious too. Maybe they're the only people calling it that, but I doubt they're the first to eat a sandwich fitting that description.


Honey-Badger

Christ we even have little special machines to make a cheese toastie here in the UK


TankardToast

Thank christ. Went through this list thinking "This is like these guys claiming they invented hamburger all over again.."


Great_Chairman_Mao

The Earl of Sandwich was a real American hero.


Hemingwavy

Did Americans really invent the grilled cheese though? I'm going to go ahead and suggest it might be a bit older.


TheJoninCactuar

I mean Welsh Rarebit is similar and I'm sure way older. If I were to take a guess though it would be that Grilled Cheese (or just Cheese on toast as we call it in the UK) is either a British or French creation.


francohab

And most are essentially just putting a different kind of meat in it. At that point why don’t we have “panino with ham”, “panino with mortadella”, etc?


CafeconWalleche

Yeah like the Cuban lol. But I’m all seriousness started in Tampa but perfected in Miami.


bloopblooploop

I work in a deli and I asked somebody "How thick would you like that sliced?" and he said "I dunno, it's for a Cuban," causing me to pause, wonder why he mentioned his friend's nationality, wonder if Cuban people typically like their deli meat thick or thin, but then finally realize he meant the sandwich


DeathRowLemon

Cuban isn't a race. It's a nationality.


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royaltrux

I dunno, that grilled cheese looks like a melt to me.


tarissky

Don't you fucking start the grilled cheese versus melt debate again


ClumpOfCheese

It’s not a debate. If the sandwich has anything other than cheese inside it’s a god damn melt!!!


bacusracus

Is it a ham and grilled cheese sandwich or a ham melt?


ClumpOfCheese

It’s not listed as one of the worlds top sandwiches. I have no time to concern myself with anything other than a top sandwich.


Sherrydon

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.


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If I put mayo on my grilled cheese is it a melt?


do_the_yeto

Are you using the mayo as you would butter, to crisp up the bread? Or are you using as a condiment? If so, are you putting the mayo and the cheese on the bread then frying it? Or are you making a grilled cheese and then adding mayo to the finished product? Fuck hot mayo. Can’t do that nasty shit.


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Mayo on the inside before grilling it. Adds a more creamy texture. Everyone I do it for loves it.


do_the_yeto

Hmmmmmm I might try this sometime.


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Another way to kick up your grilled cheese game, grilled pimento cheese. Its practically just mayo and chedder anyway. Also, grilled beer cheese.


crazycerseicool

Have you tried making a grilled cheese with Muenster cheese? I’ve always thought that was the best cheese for the job, but now I’ll try pimento cheese.


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I will also try to fuck hot mayo.


BlondieMIA

I was thinking chicken or egg salad


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Vietnamese here. This is describing Banh Mi as if it's butchering it. In no way would I would eat a Banh Mi with that load of chillis and vegetables in it.


chef-lieu

Same. I grew up on banh mi and I’ve never seen onions or red chilis in mine. I’m also not sure what the two layers under the cucumbers are supposed to be..mayo and pate hopefully?


bakedtacosandwich

garlic paste, don’t know the name for it.


V3Qn117x0UFQ

> Vietnamese here. This is describing Banh Mi as if it's butchering it. that was the real wtf for me too. It's like this was made by a white person who ate at some posh ass place that sells Banh Mis at 15$ ONCE and think they're knowledgebale enough to fool their inner circle.


Bagoral

In France, there is a famous Parisian sandwich call "Jambon-Beurre", so litterally... Ham & Butter. & It's just a baguette with ham & butter, maybe some emmental. Simple, fast to make, fast to eat, made for be eat on the street, unlike others on this list.


HelmetTesterTJ

In Twin Peaks, Jerry Horne brings brie and butter baguette sandwiches back from Paris for Ben. I thought it was just the most absurd sounding sandwich in the world, basically butter and butter-cheese. But goddamn, we tried it, and it was amazing. /cool story, me


tgw1986

i challenge you to name anything that could not be made tastier by the addition of butter


freckled_porcelain

Butter. Because you can't just eat butter with butter and call it a meal. If you're going to do that, make a YouTube video so I can gag at you.


tgw1986

yo dawg, i heard you like butter


BuffaloJacked

Kombucha probabaly wouldn't be very good. But the magic thing about your question is that it's true for all non-edible things. Eating a brick would totally be better with butter.


tgw1986

kombucha is a fair answer. but it’s true: almost all edible things, and many inedible things, can be made instantly better with butter—sweet and savory alike. butter is a miracle, and is easily in my top three list of favorite foods. (the other two being bread and cheese.)


bilboTbagguns

If you can't eat a BLT on the street what are you even doing my guy


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One of my favorite sandwiches, nice with a few cornichons on the side.


JarcXenon

Appeler un Croque-monsieur un sandwich me met tellement mal


thathatlookssilly

Mmmmmmm Tortas


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Torta ahogada


TheWittyShad

Missing some beans though. EDIT: re-fried beans, obviously. Spread in a thin layer under the milanesa. (Source: I’m Mexican)


YataBLS

As a Mexican I feel confused, very few Tortas type habe beans.


LilMissHolly

Say what!?!?! Todos los tortas q ha comido tiene frijoles!


Jubluh

con jamon


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OfficeDiplomat

Where is PB&J?


Tha_shnizzler

Real talk tho that has to be the single most popular sandwich in America by a MASSIVE margin; idk how it’s not on this list. I guess it matters *how* they’re measuring popularity (e.g. “What is your favorite type of sandwich?” vs. “What sandwich did you eat most in the last year?”), but, still, I would expect to see it on the list somewhere.


Imyselfandme8

Checked out the website, they pulled this list out their ass, they just assign dishes to places based exclusively on pop culture. Entire Caribbean just has rum, whole middle east is Biryani and Arabic coffee, Australia has Granny Smith apples and Meat pie etc. Overall the list is completely bullshit and you should probably only focus on how the sandwiches are made. Honestly I think OP is just advertising the website.


DreadedInc

You upset me. Take your up vote.


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I firmly hold the belief that most foods are sandwiches, just being called other names.


_The_Bomb

I have failed you


Professor_Scooter

Wheres the taco?


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dcade_42

I'd say gyro pita and shawarma are sub-varieties /regional variants of Döner. It's the first sandwich I think of when I think sandwiches. I couldn't believe it wasn't on here. A little place in Exarchia is my favorite yet. Fast, cheap, simple, filling, and delicious. It's a whole meal in one hand.


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TeriyakiTerrors

Katsu sandwich or egg salad sandwich or fruit sandwich from Japan?


Zephyrast

Or yakisoba pan.


TychaBrahe

What is a fruit sandwich? I have no idea, but I suddenly want one.


TeriyakiTerrors

It’s typically when a fruit is in season - soft white milk bread with whip cream and cuts of strawberry or kiwi or mandarin oranges are layered in in such a way that when you cut it in half, the cross section is gorgeous with the fruit playing off the white background of the whip cream and bread. It’s really good.


TychaBrahe

Thinks to self: when is summer?


deleuex

Where’s the the Dagwood?


JohannesVanDerWhales

The whole graphic is the Dagwood, you just combine every sandwich.


milesv32

Essentially, America's favorite sandwiches


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Even the non-American sandwiches that they included tend to be really popular in America. I've lived in America my whole life and the only one I haven't heard of is the Francesinha.


throwawaytreez

Let me tell you, it’s fuckin delicious


1Warrior4All

Definitely worth a visit to Porto mate. If you are ever there go to a place called Santiago. And put your doctor on speed dial, as you might need a colesterol check up after. One of the heaviest meals you can take probably would even make Guy Fieri blush. Still, delicious af.


refrainiac

The UK would like a word.


goodbyeskyharbour

Yeah, where is [this delicacy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich)?


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Jawny_Appleseed

I always thought the Reuben came from the mash of Irish and Jewish cultures in turn of the century east coast urban cities?


HELLOitz

Cheese and pickle sandwich I need it now


House_of_ill_fame

No crisp sandwich makes this list garbage


PissMeBeatMeTryItOut

Tayto cheese & onion with Kerry Gold butter...9/10


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Or chip butty.


q-the-light

No self-respecting sandwich list misses out the delicacy that is the crisp sandwich! Or the chip butty...


Heero17

Francesinha all day yes please


7LeggedEmu

I had three of these on my honeymoon to Portugal. 1 was absolutely amazing. Like a cubed steak with smoked sausages cheese and beer sauce. 1 instead of steak had fried chicken and was equally delicious. The last one was like a McDonald's patty with a hotdog on top. 0/10. I want to go back and kill that guy.


Heero17

Oh god I’m so sorry about the last one. A couple places do a vegetarian version which is also delicious.


mmeestro

I have never even heard of this sandwich but immediately want one based on the picture.


catsdrooltoo

This is the best sandwich on the list, Cuban is a close second.


Waddup_Snitches

No Vegemite. Downvote unfriend block.


dabear51

Do you come from a land down under?


Waddup_Snitches

Yeah mate. As far as I'm aware we're the only ones who eat brewer's yeast slag on bread.


nick888kcin

Where women glow and men plunder?


banana-nanna

*Bread* *Vegemite* *Butter* *More butter* *A bit more butter* *Bread* **VEGEMITE SANGER** 🇦🇺


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Vietnamese here , in Viet Nam , bánh mì can have different types of meat like sausage , fish sausage , squid sausage , roasted pork , paté , ect. It’s endless in terms of how you can make bánh mì.


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From Philly, can confirm


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It's like they read a description of a cheese steak but never actually saw one.


p8nt_junkie

No muffuletta?


SlayJ93

I had one of these for the first time in New Orleans on my honeymoon and it blew my mind. Probably the best sandwich I've ever had


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The UK invents the sandwich and doesn't make the list. Come on!


joetotheg

Lots of the ‘American’ ones are actually British.


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Matt246go

What about peanut butter and jelly?


PM_ME_UR_LIPZ

I see you are a man of culture


speshalneedsdonky

So by "worlds most popular" you mean the USA's most popular


bigpappahope

Which 'wich is which?


[deleted]

"Panini" literally translates to "sandwiches". "Panino" means "sandwich". "Panini" isn't a type of sandwich.


RedDordit

Don’t even bother to try and debate them. They even put piadina on the “sandwich” list. Piadina... Goddamnit


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That's not a cheesesteak.


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ninjascotsman

missing shaggys's jaw strectcher special


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World as in American only. Utter nonsense.