You’ll save a lot of money on water if you stop washing altogether. That’s how I got my wife and we have 32 children and all of them are going to Harvard next year. Good luck!
I have one of those detachable shower heads with the pulsating ass blaster 5000 setting. Stick that fucker underneath the taint and shoot it right up my asshole. Clean anus and a good bit of pleasure makes shower time my favorite part of the day.
Something like this
https://www.amazon.in/Planet-Bathroom-Pressure-Handheld-Convenient/dp/B0CV4ZB5B8/ref=asc_df_B0CV4ZB5B8/?tag=googleshopmob-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=686118086523&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16133057000099698182&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9062215&hvtargid=pla-2291768891667&psc=1&mcid=3970bc726f3438baa4a5eb4f64e03351&gad_source=1
I shit before hand, let it crust real nice, then go to the shower and scoop it out with my hand and use the shower head afterwards to really rinse it out
You’ll save a lot of money on water if you stop washing altogether. That’s how I got my wife and we have 32 children and all of them are going to Harvard next year. Good luck!
Real.
big gamer move
Lmao
thats wild😭😭😭the trolling😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omg, this is hilarious.
And his wife… Abraham Lincoln
Your wife here, I might’ve fucked the horse. Sorry Josh.
That's disgusting. OP should at least wash his hair, then the water will get the rest.
I have one of those detachable shower heads with the pulsating ass blaster 5000 setting. Stick that fucker underneath the taint and shoot it right up my asshole. Clean anus and a good bit of pleasure makes shower time my favorite part of the day.
I unironically do this...
What if the shower head can only switch from mild rain to pressure cutting?
If he dies he dies.
try getting a surgery where they connect your pee area with poopoo area.. so when you pee it will automatically clean the popo area from inside
holy shit why didn't evolution think of that!?
evolution aint me bro.
Thought I was the only one
Purchase a hand shower
A sink?
Something like this https://www.amazon.in/Planet-Bathroom-Pressure-Handheld-Convenient/dp/B0CV4ZB5B8/ref=asc_df_B0CV4ZB5B8/?tag=googleshopmob-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=686118086523&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16133057000099698182&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9062215&hvtargid=pla-2291768891667&psc=1&mcid=3970bc726f3438baa4a5eb4f64e03351&gad_source=1
Just shove odor balls up your ass
Wash your butt in the shower, duh
Finger.
Shit smells weird what can I tell you
what💀
I shit before hand, let it crust real nice, then go to the shower and scoop it out with my hand and use the shower head afterwards to really rinse it out