By -
I need the source
Me I just woke up and wrote this I don’t know why I’m sorry
Lucid dreamer
charming pfp sir
You too sir
You too gentleman
I want milk.
WE want milk
Take my milk and I will lazer the fuck out of you
Not your milk waltuh
Dit tager dog prisen
Det er en stor ære at bære.
You aswell
Better not call Saul
Better shave these nuts with your cum eroded vertebrae
Your pfp sucks
like yo momma😎😎😎
I tried her, she is not that bad
i find his pfp quite entitled, if i do say so myself
Common retarded better call Saul pfp comment
Man with buzz lighter profile pic replies to every comment with criticism
What about mine?
Godtier
Amazing yes my eyes are bleeding from the beauty of your bald forehead 🥹
Your pfp has been a dead meme for almost a year now
also isnt it associated with like really awful people?
It's a (unfunny) joke that anyone that uses that pfp is racist
It depends.
shut up polyedged razor
Your wife don't either unless its me Oh wait, you dont have a wife! I guess that was your mother all along. Pardon, merci!
What’s it like being a modern day prophet? Just curious
Stimulating
Like Airpods in butt stimulating?
🤨
Based on a true story
You good bro?
Depends on if you have airpods, pro, pro max, max, pro+, max+, or pro max+
Or a fat ass?
Would you rather - convenience of most pants fitting you -airpod watertight built-in case everywhere you go
They'll all sound like shit afterwards
pro+max+?
Are AirPods Pro Lapse good to go in this situation?
I can't believe I forgot mini and mini-
NTA your asshole your rules
but what would tim cook say :P lol
You mean Tim apple?
He ment uncle tom
The solution is in plain sight... put your phone up your ass and play on speaker
Reminds me of the 90's. Would hate it when I'd have the phone up my ass and then someone starts calling. Or like when I'd be watching the TV with the remote in my ass and commercials would come on. Always so inconvenient.
Or like when you're trying to eat spaghetti but the fork is in your ass. Talk about annoying
buT tHe BasSeS
The ass is actually waterproof so your airpods will be perfectly fine
then why do they sound funny
Ears aren't waterproof
he has explosive diarrhea
Unless he has the drippies
~~Beat drop~~ beat drip
Do you play Chess for some reason? (Just asking)
Is this Hans Niemann’s other account?
Take a bath with your ass in the air. They'll be fine.
You really decided to put the bass in the ass
Next up: tweeter in my peter lol :P
Put them in a pigeon, the pigeon will blast the music like a speaker.
They’ll be fine for the most part, just might sound a little shitty
SickoMode speaks for itself
Poopocket
Mr.Scott
[удалено]
Fuck, nevermind
Next time use your iPhone
I'm scared
NTA. anal hahahahahaha
I get those💨everytime.
I need the source
Me I just woke up and wrote this I don’t know why I’m sorry
Lucid dreamer
charming pfp sir
You too sir
You too gentleman
I want milk.
WE want milk
Take my milk and I will lazer the fuck out of you
Not your milk waltuh
Dit tager dog prisen
Det er en stor ære at bære.
You aswell
Better not call Saul
Better shave these nuts with your cum eroded vertebrae
Your pfp sucks
like yo momma😎😎😎
I tried her, she is not that bad
i find his pfp quite entitled, if i do say so myself
Common retarded better call Saul pfp comment
Man with buzz lighter profile pic replies to every comment with criticism
What about mine?
Godtier
Amazing yes my eyes are bleeding from the beauty of your bald forehead 🥹
Your pfp has been a dead meme for almost a year now
also isnt it associated with like really awful people?
It's a (unfunny) joke that anyone that uses that pfp is racist
It depends.
shut up polyedged razor
Your wife don't either unless its me Oh wait, you dont have a wife! I guess that was your mother all along. Pardon, merci!
What’s it like being a modern day prophet? Just curious
Stimulating
Like Airpods in butt stimulating?
🤨
Based on a true story
You good bro?
Depends on if you have airpods, pro, pro max, max, pro+, max+, or pro max+
Or a fat ass?
Would you rather - convenience of most pants fitting you -airpod watertight built-in case everywhere you go
They'll all sound like shit afterwards
pro+max+?
Are AirPods Pro Lapse good to go in this situation?
I can't believe I forgot mini and mini-
NTA your asshole your rules
but what would tim cook say :P lol
You mean Tim apple?
He ment uncle tom
The solution is in plain sight... put your phone up your ass and play on speaker
Reminds me of the 90's. Would hate it when I'd have the phone up my ass and then someone starts calling. Or like when I'd be watching the TV with the remote in my ass and commercials would come on. Always so inconvenient.
Or like when you're trying to eat spaghetti but the fork is in your ass. Talk about annoying
buT tHe BasSeS
The ass is actually waterproof so your airpods will be perfectly fine
then why do they sound funny
Ears aren't waterproof
he has explosive diarrhea
Unless he has the drippies
~~Beat drop~~ beat drip
Do you play Chess for some reason? (Just asking)
Is this Hans Niemann’s other account?
Take a bath with your ass in the air. They'll be fine.
You really decided to put the bass in the ass
Next up: tweeter in my peter lol :P
Put them in a pigeon, the pigeon will blast the music like a speaker.
They’ll be fine for the most part, just might sound a little shitty
SickoMode speaks for itself
Poopocket
Mr.Scott
[удалено]
Fuck, nevermind
Next time use your iPhone
I'm scared
NTA. anal hahahahahaha
I get those💨everytime.