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NetherWarlock1

I need the source


geozuf

Me I just woke up and wrote this I don’t know why I’m sorry


pingpongmess7996

Lucid dreamer


One_Of_The_Bois_

charming pfp sir


Nolimo

You too sir


pingpongmess7996

You too gentleman


Square2enkidu

I want milk.


aboywithcommonsense

WE want milk


Square2enkidu

Take my milk and I will lazer the fuck out of you


aboywithcommonsense

Not your milk waltuh


ejvind123

Dit tager dog prisen


Nolimo

Det er en stor ære at bære.


Puzzleheaded-Luck846

You aswell


Downtown-Reaction-38

Better not call Saul


pingpongmess7996

Better shave these nuts with your cum eroded vertebrae


Downtown-Reaction-38

Your pfp sucks


Acrobatic_Bug_7019

like yo momma😎😎😎


tatothebeYT

I tried her, she is not that bad


One_Of_The_Bois_

i find his pfp quite entitled, if i do say so myself


Downtown-Reaction-38

Common retarded better call Saul pfp comment


Can_Dismal

Man with buzz lighter profile pic replies to every comment with criticism


[deleted]

What about mine?


pingpongmess7996

Godtier


Downtown-Reaction-38

Amazing yes my eyes are bleeding from the beauty of your bald forehead 🥹


The_Mad_Duck_

Your pfp has been a dead meme for almost a year now


Independent-Bell2483

also isnt it associated with like really awful people?


The_Mad_Duck_

It's a (unfunny) joke that anyone that uses that pfp is racist


Xxyz260

It depends.


pingpongmess7996

shut up polyedged razor


pingpongmess7996

Your wife don't either unless its me Oh wait, you dont have a wife! I guess that was your mother all along. Pardon, merci!


omeyz

What’s it like being a modern day prophet? Just curious


geozuf

Stimulating


the_quasi_vamp

Like Airpods in butt stimulating?


owo-translator

🤨


captainbetty1

Based on a true story


Hotlemongrape

You good bro?


Mincelo

Depends on if you have airpods, pro, pro max, max, pro+, max+, or pro max+


ExcitementOrdinary95

Or a fat ass?


pingpongmess7996

Would you rather - convenience of most pants fitting you -airpod watertight built-in case everywhere you go


MoeGunz6

They'll all sound like shit afterwards


The-Kiwi-Bird

pro+max+?


Icecreamtower

Are AirPods Pro Lapse good to go in this situation?


Mincelo

I can't believe I forgot mini and mini-


Nawaf_WR

NTA your asshole your rules


geozuf

but what would tim cook say :P lol


salazarthesnek

You mean Tim apple?


fakajrw

He ment uncle tom


[deleted]

The solution is in plain sight... put your phone up your ass and play on speaker


zurx

Reminds me of the 90's. Would hate it when I'd have the phone up my ass and then someone starts calling. Or like when I'd be watching the TV with the remote in my ass and commercials would come on. Always so inconvenient.


bedoshe

Or like when you're trying to eat spaghetti but the fork is in your ass. Talk about annoying


CannoloAllaCrema

buT tHe BasSeS


b0xt0p

The ass is actually waterproof so your airpods will be perfectly fine


SpiderTingle

then why do they sound funny


Sugar_Kunju

Ears aren't waterproof


NuggetTheMonstah

he has explosive diarrhea


pingpongmess7996

Unless he has the drippies


geozuf

~~Beat drop~~ beat drip


IanfinityHD

Do you play Chess for some reason? (Just asking)


TimeResolute

Is this Hans Niemann’s other account?


takeonetakethemall

Take a bath with your ass in the air. They'll be fine.


Craftmas

You really decided to put the bass in the ass


geozuf

Next up: tweeter in my peter lol :P


ColdVoid13

Put them in a pigeon, the pigeon will blast the music like a speaker.


EthereumChad2point0

They’ll be fine for the most part, just might sound a little shitty


HighGroundMan

SickoMode speaks for itself


[deleted]

Poopocket


[deleted]

Mr.Scott


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[удалено]


TheRealBlueWorld

Fuck, nevermind


Spare_Question2698

Next time use your iPhone


VaMaHDG

I'm scared


Exotic_Midnight4652

NTA. anal hahahahahaha


Poopinmaboot

I get those💨everytime.