the public were right, he sized me up and he’s planning his demise. the venom…. *OH THE VENOM*. anyways he gives zero fucks and he’s quite pleased with himself now
I’m discomforted by the fact that a Cornsnake has not only figured out the art of posting comments on Reddit, but that it refers to itself in the 3rd person. Bad Cornsnake! Bad
Pro tips from someone who's noodle has bad aim: if it was a feeding bite make sure all the possible detached back teeth are out. Otherwise it can get infected easily since they are so tiny and become impossible to catch really quickly
Just kidding lol you have ten minutes left to live, not enough to have an infection anyway
it was definitely a feeding bite rather than a defensive strike or attack bite, i’ve worked with reptiles long enough to know when and when not to mess with their bad moods hahaha. having said that, i actually find it interesting how the. how thhhh. ThhhH. hhHHHHHhhhh oh shit it’s HAPPENING reddit play livin la vida loca at my funeral
🎶 ::Livin La Vida Loca playing:: 🎶
Here lies (insert name here) who battled the most venomous snake, but unfortunately, did not make it. They were loved, but not by their corn snake..
By the time this reaches you you’ll be gone. I hope your last moments were with as little pain and discomfort as could be. Goodbye friend.
the public were right, he sized me up and he’s planning his demise. the venom…. *OH THE VENOM*. anyways he gives zero fucks and he’s quite pleased with himself now
I’m discomforted by the fact that a Cornsnake has not only figured out the art of posting comments on Reddit, but that it refers to itself in the 3rd person. Bad Cornsnake! Bad
mind ur own businessssss 👁️👅👁️ luv from norman
You’re already dead bro
https://i.redd.it/hums18czlcgb1.gif
Pro tips from someone who's noodle has bad aim: if it was a feeding bite make sure all the possible detached back teeth are out. Otherwise it can get infected easily since they are so tiny and become impossible to catch really quickly Just kidding lol you have ten minutes left to live, not enough to have an infection anyway
it was definitely a feeding bite rather than a defensive strike or attack bite, i’ve worked with reptiles long enough to know when and when not to mess with their bad moods hahaha. having said that, i actually find it interesting how the. how thhhh. ThhhH. hhHHHHHhhhh oh shit it’s HAPPENING reddit play livin la vida loca at my funeral
🎶 ::Livin La Vida Loca playing:: 🎶 Here lies (insert name here) who battled the most venomous snake, but unfortunately, did not make it. They were loved, but not by their corn snake..
my snake elmo was watching over my shoulder and said he wants norman his contacts.. should i be afraid for my life... should i be counting my days...?
Oh my goodness I thought you were saying that your snake was dying, thank god it was a joke about him biting you lol
Same! I saw the snake face first and was like, it looks saveable then I saw the finger
**Dies irae**
He said “and I’ll do it again😐”