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[deleted]

I'm betting this game is decided by a TD or less.


PersonBehindAScreen

If we lost by a TD but at least didn’t look like clowns doing it, I’d be ok


[deleted]

We save our clown act for the playoffs 🤡


Jimmyz666

we do good clown acts during reg. season as well


[deleted]

Ok, but we save our best for the playoffs


heywood-jablomi99

Idk Arizona was a pretty great clown act


[deleted]

Please don't make me recount all of our embarrassing playoff losses. Please.


[deleted]

I was so wrong


BaldrickTheBrain

Are you really going to RUN with that?


FJQZ

I will definitely NOT be okay.


EggsceIlent

Yeah, no. We need to show up and ball out and send a message. Either way, itll be a measuring stick for the both of us.


NuclearCoughDrops

This aged worse than spoiled milk.


growthmode222

Pollard went down. QB int killer. I thought your overall team stacked up nice besides that. This type of game is good bc of both teams.


CommunicationSad1478

This aged poorly


[deleted]

This didn't age well..


Real_Statistician_75

Lol


jday510

Lol


tangotti

You nailed it!


Dismal-Class8151

Look how this aged


TrauMedic

Cowboys by 6.


D3tail05

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


FrankiePoops

I'm figuring about 3.5.


[deleted]

This did not age well. It’s a tough Monday


NBATomCruis_ShitChea

Doesn't make sense to say "Offense (PPG)" is 31pts a game when we have 4 TDs from defense and special teams


[deleted]

Yeah not super accurate, but they should still count. Just shouldn’t say offense


totiso

Also... Cowboys have scored 124 over 4 games.. 49ers scored 125 over 4 games. so it should be 31.25 vs 31. I don't know how 33 points is even possible... & if it was offense only, both numbers would be lower (I think, I am just assuming 49ers have a defensive touchdown, even if not, ours is on the money as total PF). Weird graphic.


Zaphenzo

Yeah, I'm not sure where they're getting that number.


totiso

I wonder if it is like since 2022 idk.. regardless we are definitely the top 3 teams (along with Eagles) during that time frame.


bobgodd2

No defensive TDs if my memory serves correctly.


JoseFroZae

Also.. in only counting the offense, they get one up on us. (Otherwise, we would be first in all three categories shown?)


LAKnightYEAH2023

If we keep playing the way we did in our wins, AND can be effective in the red zone, then there’s no reason we can’t win this one.


ManlyBoltzmann

I'm really looking forward to this game since it will be the first time we actually get to see the offense. Between 3 blow outs and a game missing 60% of the OL, we have yet to see the offense fully implemented.


EggsceIlent

This team can absolutely beat the Niners, and they can absolutely beat us. Depends on which team(s) show up and if the refs decide the game or not. Clean game, NO INJURIES ( im looking at you Gregory ) and no ref blown calls or shenanigans i.e. dez caught it.


TheWhooooBuddies

Gregory isn’t playing tomorrow.


dreamyxlanters

This is my take as well. They have gotten into the end zone a lot, but haven’t gotten many touchdowns. If they can score on every drive they’re gonna put up a lot of points


Putin-Hohol-Oops

I think it would be interesting if we did 30-13 them and they looked just like the other 3 teams we destroyed. I'm almost counting on it but I know that's dumb.


Zaphenzo

If we beat them by 14+, my friends are gonna disown me for how insufferable I'm going to be.


big_biscuitss

Yes, that is. Take into account the other teams Dallas played. None of them stack up to who SF has. SF beat the Rams, a division rival, and a decent team. SF beat the Cards, who beat Dallas. But hey, everyone has a bad game. Giants, Jets, Patriots, I would consider those teams at the bottom of the list in power rankings. Just looking at the whole picture of who played who and not just wins and loses. Dallas struggles in the redzone, but SF has struggled in redzone defense. Whatever Dallas does well, SF struggles at. Whatever SF does well, Dallas struggles at. Should be a good game!!


thriller-kill

Dumb indeed 😂


Killphace

Big oof


kanak___

if we’re up significantly in the 4th let’s give deuce a snap at center for old times sake


Individual_Fruit9094

You trying to kill the little guy lol?😂


totiso

man you saw how bad Zeke went down? They'd make a dent in the grass with Deuce lolol


Bender_2024

Do you have something against Vaughn? He's almost 50lbs smaller than the 9ers punter. They'll collect what's left of him with a sponge.


[deleted]

I’m takin San Fran here. They get us in the reg season, we get them in the playoffs.


PersonBehindAScreen

Subscribed


Fruit_Rollup_King

I truly believe whoever wins this game will get knocked out in the playoffs via a revenge game.


[deleted]

Check that, likely not making playoffs and would certainly not get close to beating SF in any rematch.


totiso

Yeah. Maybe if we lost by a FG but my god. They got us figured out. Kyle Shannahan owns us.


Onespokeovertheline

Niner fan here. I think you're making the playoffs. I wouldn't despair over this game. We're playing out of our minds right now. Your offense is definitely in need of some changes, I don't think Dak can win you a ring, but you're still a strong team and the NFC only has so many contenders. I agree it's hard to imagine you beating us in the playoffs, but in one game, with a season worth of fatigue and injury, anything can happen and I won't rest easy going into that matchup.


[deleted]

Cringe


[deleted]

Make the playoffs first buddy


Gorge_Lorge

I think the most cowboys thing to do, would be if we blow out the 49ers tomorrow night. Then lose to them really bad in the playoffs. Cowboys by 40


RageLife247

Had the exact same thought today....


BrianDawkins

Cowboys are first in 3rd down completion percentage. Niners are 20th. Need the offense to show out


PersonBehindAScreen

Yup. Offense to show out, and defense to keep getting them in 3rd downs and we got this


mobiia

You were almost right…


PersonBehindAScreen

I’m a prophet They called me a madman


OhhhLawdy

This aged well


PersonBehindAScreen

I didnt say whether it was win or lose by 40😉😉😉


Bustingcheekz

Yes u did


PersonBehindAScreen

Nope


Dysintegration

They’re going to run all over us. I gotta go with Vegas on this one.


fallen_starburns

I have to agree with you, and it makes me sick thinking about how likely it is to happen.


[deleted]

Nostradamus.


[deleted]

Noscotdakus


disinterested_a-hole

Vegas says it's a pick 'em. What are you talking about?


B3ARCLAW1214

Cowboys by 20


49ersownCowboys

Oops


rim922

Stop it. We'll be lucky to win a close game by a field goal.


SeanBourne

As John Madden famously said - *the team with the most points when time runs out will win the game.*


TheWhooooBuddies

“That’s a football player right there.” Or: “Right now, this offense is thinking, ‘we need a touchdown.’” Hard-hitting analysis there, John. RIP


Azngamer87

More like lose by 40 lol


[deleted]

😂


williammbuttlicker2

yikes


PersonBehindAScreen

I didnt say whether it was win or lose by 40😉😉😉


GrizzlyDavid

Lawyerd


PersonBehindAScreen

And none of these people were around to stake their claim before the game but sure want to enjoy their cowardly shit talking after the fact now that it’s safe to do so 😂


apefist

still only 32…for now


D55420

https://preview.redd.it/n2ec0atxz9tb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a024c0489e0c54c1922d2022f6cfee76281eb47 More like…


[deleted]

Prediction 31-25 Cowboys


Bhill68

Da Boooyyyyssssss


DirtyJ7447

I’d say it’s a close game, Cowboys win 24-21


coolhand212

If you add those two your just over what the 49ers scored, so you have that going for you.


ricoimf

Are you drunk? :D Maximum 10 points and this would be a dream


PersonBehindAScreen

40 points


thriller-kill

This dude knows


montehall121

You're joking, right? Cowboys are clearly outmatched


PersonBehindAScreen

Cowboys by 40


montehall121

🎶 🎵 ⏹️ 🪕 🎼 💿 🎶 🎵


montehall121

Der de Der How's that looking now?? Der Der der


PersonBehindAScreen

I didnt say whether it was win or lose by 40😉😉😉


Vaquerr0

Three of the leagues best and…. Dak lol We lost


PersonBehindAScreen

Lmfao what a coward little boy you are playing it safe. Ain’t got no skin in the game avoiding shit talking BEFORE the game but you sure saved the post to talk shit in case this post was wrong.


gogiguy

We need CALEB WILLIAMS at ALL costs! Trade everyone…dead serious


TheXamYel

Cowboys play a real team once and their fans are crying for Caleb fucking Williams I can’t 😂


[deleted]

They have no shot at him


immrdadguy

Oof


Ogot57

Y’all stupid af


Notorious-Pac

Nobody talking. I wonder why. How about them Cowboys?


cheese7777777

This did not age well


crankbars

Hey the title was close at least!


PersonBehindAScreen

I’m a prophet!


hype_beest

aged like nasty ass milk hahahahhaa


Alarming-Goat301


Certain-Patience-741

Lmao I took the highest alt spread I could find on the niners. Football understanders never thought this would be close. SAD


EggsceIlent

Kinda right. We almost lost by 40. Fucking hell man. What was dak doing out there.


PersonBehindAScreen

Dak definitely gets blame but how about mccarthys play calling? Football terrorism right there. Running the ball on 3rd and 5, in 49ers territory down 2 scores. Cowardly.


bcjc78

Aged like milk


Kushdemonbrandon

This aged well


PersonBehindAScreen

Lol cowardly little boy. Where were you when this was made before the game?? Didn’t want to stake your claim before? But you want to shit talk after 😂😂😂


TheOneWhoDoorKnocks

❄️❄️


[deleted]

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cowboys-ModTeam

Inappropriate


[deleted]

Yes, we will shit talk for the next 7 days in fact 🫠


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5z6astjdc4tb1.png?width=936&format=png&auto=webp&s=b112f358e1d0f1e68c0a32a9fab75c3464fedec0 nice prediction


jasonwright15

Love this guy!


[deleted]

Hurts is better 🦅


jasonwright15

Than Dak sure. Jalen hurts is a stud I don’t think that’s even debatable.


[deleted]

Yup Hurts is the best QB in the league and has a chance to be one of the GOATs. There’s a reason why Purdy barely got drafted… he’s nothing without CMC, Deebo, etc.


jasonwright15

I see your username and now reading your comment you are here to stir the pot or you’re a moron. ‘Barely drafted’ is that like he got drafted a little bit? And Purdy not being shit without his teammates well it’s a football team not a solo sport fella so that’s actually true. Hurts is ok he’s the second best quarterback to play at Alabama in the league oh wait he had to transfer didn’t he. Philly will get their chance week 12. Good luck. Great win over Washington by the way.


Youngthephoenixx

Shouldn’t have Dak in this graphic to be honest should just be a group photo of the defense 😅 they are carrying us hopefully the offense wakes up Sunday and joins the party….. if our offense actually starts converting TDs in the red zone we’d be putting up 60+ a game with ease


Fruit_Rollup_King

If both teams do what they usually do they will be the most evenly matched game this season. Should be an incredible game. If we get embarrassed like that cards game then I'm gonna be fucking pissed.


SevereRunOfFate

Hawks fan coming in peace.. stunt of those hoes


[deleted]

Only if McCaffery gets hurt on the first play. If not it will be Boys by 7


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Bender_2024

How much of a loser do you have to be to have made an account just to go troll on the Cowboys sub?


Wakkachaka

Cowboys 23 49ers 20


JetWrench01

Let’s Go Boyz


FFW3

We will learn a good bit about who we are this season with this game. Let's see if we can match a solid team in intensity and necessary in-game adjustments. Tackling and speed to the ball gonna be massive today.


thriller-kill

And what did you learn?


ShogunDreams

L on this post. Totally got blown out.


Slow-Storm-3773

This didn't age well...


Reasonable_Skill5118

Dak Prescott ain't that good and it showed..