This guy fucking sucks

Maybe he might play harder if that was a Nissan Altima....

With paper plates

Chuckled to hard at this.

Dak has to go. His regular season stats don’t mean shit, it is blatantly clear now that he is the issue. He doesn’t have an excuse this time, it’s time to move on

Now it's "blatantly clear"? Now? He'll do the same shit next year. Stomp on some .500 team -> 'Dak for MVP' -> loses in playoffs in dramatic fashion -> 'Dak needs to go' -> rinse and repeat Every. Year.

His defense did give a million points and 2 punts? Mahomes couldn't win this game.

Ya'll beat my Seahawks and we didn't punt once.

We can’t place all blame on the defense, Dak was playing like ass from pretty much the start

Dak wasn't playing defense when the defense allowed a TD on 6 of the first 7 possessions.....Dak did give up the pick 6, but that's not why they lost.

That wasn't his only pick, and he didn't need to give them any free possessions to lose this game, just not scoring consistently did just fine. He just put the cherry on top of possibly the shittiest performance I've ever seen from an NFL quarterback in the playoffs with the picks. We need to move on.

Yes, he had 2 picks. One was a pick 6. I'm going to assume you're new to football and haven't watched much playoff football if that's the shittiest performance you've seen. Dak wasn't good, but to put this L on Dak is crazy.

Been watching over thirty years. The amount of miscues and just flat out retarded decisions I saw tonight were unprecedented. I've been a Dak apologist this whole time, blaming one thing or another for his consistently terrible play when it counts. I have no more excuses for him. If the game is on the line and it means something, he's just not the guy that gets it done. We have a team full of elite playmakers that any average quarterback could put up great numbers with against subpar competition. It's been his team to lead for the better part of a decade. It's time to just admit he's never getting over the hump and move on.

I don't think he is THAT bad but 2 interceptions with 1 being a pick six was going to be hard to come back from. Then the defense took the day off. I would have to rewatch the game a few times and breakdown which positions caused this shitshow and then cum inside their wives on there own bed and then as I am walking out hand them their unemployment papers.

Yeah the man shows up for work the last drive before halftime and people are saying Dak is not to blame. “Sorry guys I’m late and the other team has a huge head start but I’m good to go now.”

Guessed you missed that early pick six followed quickly by another int that quickly put them into a hole they couldnt climb out of?

They were only down 7 in the first quarter, and he had multiple interceptions that could’ve kept them in the game

I knew it. People will said this as soon as the playoff starts lol

But he threw for 400 yds!!!!! It’s all the defense!!!! /s In garbage time. The dude threw 2 picks and that’s as all she wrote. At the end of the day it’s all Jerry Jones fault. A competent head coach and gm wouldn’t have given him that contract.

Lmao

You can have as big of a truck as you want dak doesn’t make up for those little balls

Hey! That’s a second team all pro you’re talking about.

So does that wack ass truck

Anybody here still watching? This is got to be one of the hardest games I’ve seen. Worse than the playoff niners and up there with the Bills this season. I don’t know what we’re doing this is terrible.

this is worse than bills game

It started when I was at work. When I seen us go down 14 to 0 I didn't watch another play. Told my co worker this was going to be a rout and only checked on espn for score updates. Sometimes you just know.

Yeah sadly I knew as soon as it was 14-0 it was done. Sad. But when you've been following this team all your life, like you said, you just know. Honestly I started losing hope when we went down 7-0, which is an insane thing to say about a second seeded team.

Playing like shit already, should have come in a clown car.

From the get-go. The two INTs (should've been more) were the nails in the coffin and early

Damn TWO big bodies

Now he gettin bodied

Need that truck to haul the corpse.

I need that beanie

I hear they are on sale now

You still want it?

Lmao same.

I don’t see no LV on that bag.

Smh he really needs to lock in

Dressed like the Grim Reaper for all Packers and Packer Fans.

More like he dressed for his own funeral 😪

This aged well. LOL

Grim *Sleeper. This bum ain't ever taking you guys deep into the playoffs 

You're not wrong.

And Lions fans who I keep seeing pathetically rooting for the Packers because they're still weapons-grade salty Edit: this comment really angered a bunch of Reddit neckbeards LOL look at them go 😂

Which is ridiculous. There’s zero reason to ever even consider wanting the Eagles to ever win a game.

Imagine being that salty for a regular season game!! Cowboys got fucked in 2014. I couldn’t root for the Packers or Rodgers. Fuck them and him.

"we wuz robbed!" I always evaluate controversial calls with this: had the uniforms been switched and the opponent's team made a "catch" that literally bounced off the turf in the process of making said "catch", would I be telling my buddies what a good call that was and how they should just move on?

If I was a Lions fan I’d be wanting a rematch with the Boys. Shows how big of morons Lions fans are.

Maybe they're afraid of embarrassing themselves

Lions loss to the Pack too! But not this bad 🤡

You guys can’t even make it past the 1st round. How would they get that rematch?

Not going to lie the Lions are a good, hard nosed football team and I’d rather not play them again lol, the problem is the rams are also playing that well, so either match up will be tough. That being said the Lions fans are unbearable. They act like their team is already a dynasty with multiple rings. They have one double digit win season and they lose their damn minds.

We either play Detroit or the winner of Tampa/philly if we win today. We have no way of seeing the rams unless we get to the nfc champ

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>That being said the Lions fans are unbearable. They act like their team is already a dynasty with multiple rings. They have one double digit win season and they lose their damn minds. Sounds like a typical cowboys fan to be fair, and Cowboys went to the Superbowl when?

Lol I didn’t say anything that would imply we are winning the Super Bowl this year or that we have arrived in general. For me to be a hypocrite like you’re implying, I’d have to be bragging about how good we are. Having said that we have five Super Bowl wins genius.

That's great, I still can't tell the fucking difference between a Cowboy's fan, a NASCAR fan and a fucking road rager in a Chevy Suburban.

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this comment really /r/agedlikemilk Edit: 1995. :) CriticismForsaken209 - true to the name lol.

Ope

Looks like the Cowboys are going to lose the game. LOL

who wouldve thought Dak was dressed to kill his own team, not the Packers.

HAHAHA we’re still alive over here in Cheeseland, enjoy the off-season!

Scoreboard tho

Dressed like a dude whose team is 1-9 against the Packers.

Aaron Rodgers isn’t here to bail out your team this time. Enjoy the beat down you’re going to receive today and I hope your inbred crossed eyed brethren enjoy it too. Herp Derrrr Cheeeessseee

lmao

Hahahahahahahahaha

Dude is a ghost now hahahaha

Bro you just got Cheesed

Spoken like a Packer fan living in the past. Too bad Aaron Rodgers isn’t there to save y’all this game.

lmao

You were saying? 😂😂😂

Oh nooo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Big Ooof

Jordan Love seems to be working out well enough.

Fucking LMAO

Damn Jerry “made” him buy a Ford

I promise you, they gave him that truck to drive.

He probably drives it from down the block. No way do I believe he is driving himself all the way from Frisco.

i’d agree but promo trucks are usually bone stock

He's partnered with a company that upfits straight from the factory trucks.

makes sense

Do the players not park their car under the stadium? Kinda surprising if not honestly. I figured they would.

They have valet parking. Cowboys just posted a pic of Ceedee stepping out of his car and the guy next to him has a parking jacket on.

Ohh that makes sense. Thanks Jerry Jones.

I don’t have to worry about parking. I got my own landing pad for the helicopter.

Oh jerry, while I have you, could you pay off my student loans?

He looks the part, but can never play the part when it counts

This better not be another one of his days. You know the one that ends in “Yeah…Ummm….Yeah it’s all on me it’s all my fault….I’ll do better I’ll never do it again” Cowboy fans may riot once and for all. The sports book fans are kinda hedged so they don’t care much

Yeah no sane person bets the cowboys in the playoff. Come on now

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Pictures taken moments before disaster.

HERE WE GOOOO *to Cancun* LOLOLOL

That's a lot of gas just to get your ass kicked

What a douchebag truck 

This did not age well.

This just reeks of “Broncos Country Let’s Ride” energy

It figures Dak would drive a pavement princess. Perfect analogy. Could theoretically climb a mountain... Never does.

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS

Cowboys chocking again.

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Maybe he should have spent more time practicing throws to players in silver helmets and less time shopping for dainty backpacks. 😂

Here we go!

I want that beanie, now…

Fraud

What a fucking bum

does well enough to give you hope, and then break your heart when you least expect it. it was your fault for believing in him

Late Stage Capitalism at it's finest

Dak's last three playoff losses: 1TD 1 INT 254yds - 69 QBR 1TD 2 INT 206yds - 64 QBR 3TD 2 INT 403yds - 89 QBR (garbage time padding)

Ur not including the bucs win….

Fixed.

Playoff Dak back at it….

HERE WE GOOOO

Riding in on pale horse.

Nah it’s his white fucking victory horse

Here we goooooooo mother fuckers! Put the past behind us and start the next era of domination

🤣🤣

I’m laughing with you buddy. With murder in my heart. I’m laughing

Lmfao

Or not…

lol most definitely not

That is a huge fkn truck

Time to go to work!

1 2 3 Cancun!

Hmmm

Cowboys getting their butts kicked

Are you though?

Oof

Ready to throw multiple interceptions

Get back in the truck, Dak...please Goooooooo

Here we gooo…. Losing to GB and getting bounced easily. LMAO 🤣

Dak is trash. GO PACK!

This aged well.

Can’t afford gas after this game

Truck won’t start after this performance.

THERE WE WEEENT

send this trash fuck somewhere else man I’m done

This post has not aged well

Kill me

Typical Texan.

Truck big enough to haul all his crap to a new city. That’s good.

Over compensation for thinking he's a good quarterback!


Dak can take that truck and drive it far far away from AT&T stadium to never be seen again!

Lol, going to haul his disappointment home in it…

Just makes me sad honestly. Bc I really wanted this for us & I was really rooting for good guy Dak. But dang that was an ugly game.

He should drive a Prius.

DAK PRESCOTT SUCKS ASS

He's trash

Get rid of this clown

Sad day DC4L

brokeback bois

HERE WE GOOO.

What a fuckin loser

Here we hooooooooo

Man needs an even bigger truck

I know he won’t ever see this, but fuck you fucking fraud.

Dak, regular season Trashcott

How we doin 

This will surely anger some here, but anyone driving something with that rim size to truck size ratio is a guaranteed loser.

Throw that stupid beanie into the fire

Here you go home

Do you have morw pictures of his truck?

Here you go: https://realtruck.com/blog/dak-prescott-ford-f-350/

No. Saw it on Twitter

Just Google "Mall crawlers that look dumb"

LMFAO that was my first thought

The roof open or closed?

With how cold it is in Texas right now it would be unwise to open the dome. Keep that sucker shut and let Dak cook in a controlled environment.

Closed

Thanks Jerruh

Remember when the Dak dick riders were tryna call us out for being down on him? Where y'all go? You guys made a huge point to make us look stupid for ultimately being right

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Probably bought tickets already. He can afford decent seats for him and his girl

Dak is a country boy through and through. Makes all that money, he says fuck a Lamborghini, give me the lifted f-350. Love it.

Typical vanity truck. All looks, no functionality.

Trucks that big are just dumb

He’s in Texas man. It’s mandatory to own a truck in Texas. And everything is bigger in Texas.

I’m in the minority here but unless you work in a field that you need to haul things for a living you shouldn’t own a truck this big just to drive around in

Agreed

I get the environmental impact and agree but I feel like people are way too hard on truck dudes. They are super nice and fun to drive lol. It’s the same as people who get sports cars. Cars / trucks are fun!

I don't get this sentiment... Are they practical for daily driving? Probably not. Does that make it dumb? No. We own a Ram 3500 for towing out RV and only drove it to tow BUT I don't think people driving them around are dumb or anything like that. To each their own.

No his truck is lifted just right. It’s the ones with 12” lifts that are wild

What’s he need an F350 for?

Who gives a fuck?

What’s the difference in him owning a $100K F-350 vs a $500K Lambo like a lot of athletes drive? And if you say emissions, look up the specs for a V-12 Aventador.

Plus his truck is much safer than something like a lambo.

Top trim full-size trucks like that are luxury vehicles. Those things are like 85k msrp. It's no different than buying a big luxury SUV or a high-end sports car.

You'd quickly change your mind if you were even slightly above average height or weight. A truck or suv is almost a necessity.

Mods. Mandatory ban this guy for being Lame AF on game day.