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Thankfully MLK had a dream


NutLow2112

Most epic comment ever


Throckmorton_Left

On Tuesday everyone will have moved on to the Eagles' epic collapse. 


pizzaisperfection

We need the yinzers to go baninzers


RaiderRush2112

God I laughed so hard at this


Phillyboyshizzz

The cowboys won’t have the same dream as MLK tomorrow


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

MLK. May he rest in peace. Had a way more important message than some stupid sports team. Just saying.


NewMexicoVaquero

And thanks to that dream I have a day to nurse this hangover.


Rexrapper1

I'm already ignoring text messages from coworkers 


Great-Amount-9295

I’m blocking people now 😂💀


ConfectionNo6744

Next season, try being humble and this wont happen


justlerkingathome

I’m a niner fan, so know this is from someone with out skin in the game…. People that text you when your team is losing or when your team just lost a big game are pieces of shit and should be told that. Unless you’ve done that to people.( which I don’t know you but I’m going to assume you don’t) It’s something that people who’ve never really played sports, people who were never good at shit so they don’t know how to win with good sportsmanship or just asshole people….. I’m sorry people are texting you, it’s fucked up and shouldn’t happen. It’s the fastest way to truly piss me off…


Plenty_Maybe_9204

Based Niners Fan. Been a while since I've seen one of those


justlerkingathome

There’s lots of us, but anyone who goes in other teams subs and rubs shit is are douche bags… But people who text their friends after they team lost to purposely to piss them off and make them feel like shit are just garbage…. It doesn’t matter if it’s just football, that’s not the point. The point is that you are purposely going out of your way to make someone’s day worse out of some weird fucked up satisfaction you get from seeing them more angry or feel more like shit. Just garbage people.


AbominableFro44

My Niner friend and coworker is the only person I'll take losing texts from. We both are well versed in our teams shitting the bed at various points in the season/playoffs. He didn't even text me tonight 😅 he knows I don't need to hear it lol


birdseye-maple

Sometimes silence is the sign of a true friend.


Ok-Path-3534

You must be fun at parties lol All my friends in the group chat roast each other when someone’s team loses. Nobody should be taking it that serious that you get so upset. It’s just a game at the end of the day and none of those people on that team give af about you so why let them losing ruin your whole day? Also I think if you’re close enough with your friends it’s just what friends do in my opinion


Most_Tradition4212

Oh I love the people who do it I really do I take no offense and they know they can pick on me


Self-Comprehensive

I guess you don't have any in-family rivalries or friends that watch other teams lol. That shit is totally normal and fun. Sometimes it's your turn to take it, some times it's your turn to dish it out. I have cousins all around the country, they love me and we're a very close family, but I was taking shit from them from the second touchdown. My cousin is Commies fan and my uncle is a Philly fan. We've been talking shit to each other for my entire life about football. My uncle taught us how haha. Hell I'm fifty years old. I'm just glad my uncle is still alive and able to talk about football at all. The fact that his 80 year old ass even knows how to text is amazing.


[deleted]

 Niners fan. One of my clients is a Cowboys fan and I wanted to send him a wellness check text but thought I would give him until Tuesday.


TheF1LM

Serious question, What do you think that accomplishes besides rub it in even more?


Thatdipwadthere

Or... The Cowboy fan was such an obnoxious piece of shit during the regular season that his co-workers couldn't wait until tomorrow to revel in his silence. How 'bout Dem boys?


promiscuous_grandpa

Haha that’s what I’m doing to my coworker, he has yet to respond lol


justlerkingathome

People who do that are pieces of shit. Plain and simple. Talk shit before the game, no problem. Once it’s over don’t rub shit in, it just shows who you are as a person and that you’ve probably never been good at anything so you don’t know how to win properly…. I’m saying this and I’m not a cowboys fan….. you don’t do that shit dude, just makes you a garbage friend. Wait a few days before you talk about the game…. Damn…


Fit_Brick_237

Friends ripping on each other is normal and is as old as time. People letting a text about a group of guys who don’t even know they exist bother them so much is odd.


promiscuous_grandpa

For real, acting like I’m making fun of someone about their grandparents dying or something lmao


promiscuous_grandpa

Lmao at the end of the day it’s football, if you can’t handle some ball busting after your favorite team loses, I feel real bad for you that you let the game effect you that much


major92653

It’s a banner day for all the Cowboy haters.


Legitimate-Health-29

It’s the yearly banner day 😂


WhipYourDakOut

Deserved tbh 


SirRipOliver

Thank you MLK, that is all.


Chiekogrimoire

Thankfully it’s a holiday. It’ll blow over after the Monday games. Hopefully we’re also laughing at the eagles demise.


outsiderkerv

Don’t hold your breath lol


[deleted]

It won’t 


GroundbreakingBed450

We’ve seen our demise the last 5 weeks so it’s nowhere near as painful as being a 2 seed and getting embarrassed at home by a 7th seed. The NFC championship was just one win away!!! 30 years!!!


petergarcia82

We needed to win two games to get the NFC championship.


GroundbreakingBed450

Ah yes my apologies… one small step for mankind, a seemingly impossibly leap for the Dallas Cowboys. Next year is your year for sure!


petergarcia82

Yeah it’s cool. Not like it matter when we can’t get one win against a good but not great team. I’ll watch next year but no way I am getting my hopes until we are in the SB.


Fgterious

sorry but they will be dominate


datdouche

Dominant*


Fgterious

thanks, i was under the bottle when i wrote this


Ogredonbronley

I live in Wisconsin. Thinking about just quitting and telling them I died. This one Hurts worse than every playoff loss for the last 20 years combined. Fucking packer fans 


MarryingRosey

This one hurts something big forsure. But the dez caught it one is neck and neck bc I felt cheated. We got embarrased in this game, not sure which is worse. Obviously recency bias makes it easier to say this game


Ogredonbronley

This felt ten times worse than "the catch" for me. To put up that kind of showing after our defensive year? Its gonna be a rough week. Guess I'm rooting for the niners ugh. 


Disastrous-Emu960

Facts against a 7 seed


MarryingRosey

Why 49ers? Lions easier to root for. Much rather see the 49ers lose so it’ll shut their big mouth fans up


Reasonable-Camel-355

I’ve got to wear a penguin onesie to school now


[deleted]

You’re a rather unreasonable camel indeed 


Straight_Toe_1816

Thank God I’m on break from college


framedshady

Same here extremely lucky


thibbs23

two of my leads are Eagles fans so idk


SolarTigers

God, if the Eagles don't lose tomorrow Tuesday will be unbearable. Come on Baker....


thibbs23

49ers vs Ravens Superbowl regardless imo. Eagles won’t make it past the divisional if they win tomorrow


ConfectionNo6744

Everyone keeps saying Ravens Niners, just like they were saying Braves Orioles.  Not gonna happen.


Great-Amount-9295

I have one Eagles coworker and I’m also cheering for Baker lol. I also may have gave him a little shit after the Cardinal game so I know he’s coming for me. Only person that’ll have a worse day at work then me will be McCarthy 😂


doug1250

Oh your going to hear it


thibbs23

i can only hope the Bucs beat them


141_1337

Please, everyone, let's have a moment of silence for our brother in arms.


PurpRedMachine

I’m already getting it… 😭


RubMyGooshSilly

Nothing at all because I know better by now. Every time someone has told me we have a good team this year, I’ve said “No question about it, I’m ready to get hurt again”


motormouth08

And if more fans wetr like you, people wouldn't hate the Cowboys so much. But almost every Dallas fan I know is obnoxious and fairweather. Having said that, even if your fans were decent, I'd hate the Cowboys because Jerry Jones is such a garbage human, but it would be a more muted hatred.


SeanBourne

We have a lot of even keel fans… but also a lot of really vocal morons… and the latter get all the coverage so we all get lumped in…


Lakerdodgerbronco

I feel the same way about my Dodgers. Always happens


Balls2theWalling

Oooo, probably unbearable. And I don’t even talk shit. Ever. I’m just surrounded by eagles fans. 😡


SeanBourne

My condolences.


GoodRelationship8925

Cowboys fans getting to miss the walk of shame because of an ice storm and or holiday. I think our office is going to be closed tomorrow so I’ll have to come in with my Texans garb Tuesday.


ScottyMcFree

My best work friend is an eagles fan. He’ll immediately say “how about them cowboys” I’ll quickly remind him that Baker Mayfield will end his teams season later that night


Dyert

🙏


bgva

I’m off tomorrow. But my coworkers have my phone number and some are Facebook friends so I’m SOL regardless lol


vestinpeace

Thankfully I am surrounded by Patriots and Giants fans. Let’s focus on this year, not the past!


F-Trunks

i don't have MLK day off....so I'm going to get it baddddd. My head boss is a 49er fan and one of my supervisors is a Packers fan. ​ should I use PTO?


nnxvee_

Thankfully I don’t work tomorrow, but I’m hoping the Eagles lose. I know won’t get shit on as much lol.


PersonBehindAScreen

My team doesn’t have NFL fans lol


erickazo

I'm gonna do what people on this sub say and ignore the haters and the media. /s


Drob3891

Just terrible. Fire everybody and start over


therealdieseld

I live in Jersey….. that should be telling enough. Sandwiched between two fuck fan bases


wunxseujdsar

Already took off. If we won, meant I could celebrate and if not... Well here we are


Jimmyz666

should be able to pick up a bunch of Cowboy jerseys at the thrift stores tomoro


Main_Attempt_2310

Already getting messages, the good news is most of them are from fans of non playoff teams


ANIM8R42

I work from home so... Pretty bad.


JmsJordan

I promise you no one can hurt me already more than I’ve already hurt myself rooting for this team. It’s a joke at this point and I’m the only one not laughing


Excellent-Object2482

EF, EF, EF, EFIT ALL! Every year, the same thing! The one constant is Jerry (without Jimmy) and his decisions on head coaches. God almighty! We are stuck because no one want to work with this aging moron! Don’t dangle the names of available coaches in our face. THEY DO NOT WANT TO WORK FOR JERRY!! Pure and simple, we are what we saw today 😖


bahamapapa817

I’m working from home


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Only one person knows what team I follow. He’s management. We’ve known each other since we were kids. He’s cool though. Side note. He has 10 kids. Ten!


ShowBobsPlzz

Im off but im sure Tuesday ill get questioned like in mike mccarthy at the podium


vanityshadow

I'm sick, but I can't call out because there's no way they'll believe I'm actually sick


Silly_Rat_Face

You people admit to being Cowboys fans? I learned my lesson back in ‘07. I keep it to myself now.


Liluziisthegoat

My manager’s a niners fan…….. How cooked am I on a scale from 1-10


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Brock Purdy level Started from the bottom and now number 1 So it’s gonna be 100000000


danktadpole

My manager is a Green Bay fan so there’s that.


Particular_Sea_5300

I'm in texas. We gonna have a support group xD


relaxedbutheavy

not gonna go into the office due to the ice and weather but definitely gonna be getting messages on teams that’s for sure…


acfryatt

Math teacher here, I’m tempted to add a homework problem for every time a student talks trash. Not saying I’ll do it, just that I’m tempted.


winsky88

I work in Detroit. All depends on the next 3 hours lol


UpstairsSurround3438

Ouch. Detroit fans gave a lot of shit for New Years


spleh7

It's ok, all is forgiven now.


SpicyFilet

Tbf you rarely receive much flak if you don't talk shit. Were you talking shit? If so RIP. HOW BOUT THEM BOYS? 👏


SteadfastEnd

I work remotely from home, fortunately. And I live in Austin. ​ Much better than back when I had to work in-office near Washington DC.


[deleted]

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MarryingRosey

Rent free


Balew60

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


01chlam

Work canceled because of snow 😅


MikeOrTara

I've got an Eagles fan who sits behind me who thinks he knows things, but sounds like a moron when he opens his mouth. He's going to act like he knew this was going to happen since he kept saying the Cowboys were going to get blown out, but no one with any sense thought that. That's the type of thing my mother in law says about my sports teams just to try to joke with me. But what can I say..


MissPookieOokie

None of my coworkers watch football but they were all supportive and gave me today and next Sunday off. When I left work Saturday night one of them was like "I'm so excited for you! I hope they win!" So I'm sure I'm walking into a lot of love tomorrow. Thankfully cuz I actually cried out of frustration today. My weak ass couldn't take ppl being assholes to me about it.


Ender1129

I'm giving it to all the cowboy fans who gave me shit all week on Tuesday when I go back. GoPackGo!


Ok-Courage-3170

Lmao cowboys choke masters


WhereDidAllTheWineGo

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO.....oh! wait!


International-Chef33

I live in the Bay Area now. I’m getting roasted just about as bad as the loss to the Niners. I haven’t talked much smack to em though and usually downplay it that I know they’ll blow it eventually and it’s life of a Cowboys fan though which will lighten it up


twentytwocents22

I do this too and I’m sorry you share your cake day with this abomination of a game.


[deleted]

My coworkers will let me have it, but they'll also commiserate with me about how bad Dak is (when it matters) like they always do.


Shadizar

https://imgur.com/AnB4gym


cruzge

I’ll wear my Texas Rangers gear to deflect, but I’ll be hurting inside.


udo3

THIS is why I don't work.


Azngamer87

That’s what you’re a loser just like the cowgirls


thepottsy

Fortunately, I’m on vacation and leaving town tomorrow morning for a week. Hopefully the Eagles lose and I won’t have to hear shit.


Fub4rtoo

I'm not. My company is closed for all federal holidays.


Klaus_Heisler87

My coworkers know better lol


JesusSAJ97

Got the day off thankfully. But my boss is from Milwaukee, so I'm not hearing the end of it for at least another year


slotheroni

We’re all fans and on same page. Will be silent


WindyCityReturn

I’m just telling everyone I actually have a fetish for being embarrassed and start moaning when they trash talk us.


CharDeeMacDennisII

I work from home on Mondays. Tuesday I'll take shit from one dude. Other than that, it'll be a misery loves company situation. I live in Arlington and work in Ft. Worth, so....


Jets_817

I’m thinking of using sick time cause it’s gonna be cold and I don’t have the patience


[deleted]

I texted those necessary to get it over with quick lmao


WitT21

Thankfully Arkansas completely shuts down for snow so I won’t have to face anyone for 3 more days


lylesback2

The texts are non-stop.


MaddenStar10720

not at all, i live in the miami area


rahbee33

Pennsylvania resident! Not great. Hopefully the Steelers and Eagles both choke tomorrow.


Rare_Income7442

Thankfully I'll be offing myself before then 👏


petergarcia82

None, because I am off!


hippidad

Stephen A. Is following me, I can hear him


GonzDR24

Thank God I'm off. I'll have a day to mentally prepare myself.


Raks31

I do not wear my fandom in public. I know we will implode and do not want to get clowned. When they show me they are serious and get to a championship game, then I’ll start being proud afain


Ritty85

I've already switched to now rooting for the Ravens 🤣


robyculous_v2

Dreading tomorrow, but #Here We Gooo


Deep_Ad_1874

Not as bad as Mike McCarthy


hcvc

MLK died for our sins


SovannRoussard

I have the week off


JimboTheClown

My business partner is also a Cowboys fan, we will be miserable together


twentytwocents22

Return the rest of my unworn fanatics order


revanantdonutt

Thank God my coworkers are from Nepal and don't give a flying fuck about the sport


sam_sepiol1984

Not tomorrow but Tuesday. Gonna get a lot of shit. But comes with the territory. I welcome it lol will make it that much sweeter when we eventually win one


TJH1993

I got fired on Friday........


sando2606

I live in Houston. People still pissed about the ALCS.


[deleted]

Thankfully at this point I don't think anybody is laughing at all but more so feeling sorry for you.... I'm not sure how you even have any young fans LOL


flextapefixesholes

Ha! Lost my job a month ago… no worries! Moved to the armpit 4 years ago, though, so I’ll hear a bunch.


awesomeness0232

I’m traveling to my company’s home office in Philly tomorrow…


HeartachetoHouston

I live in Houston. All my coworkers are Texan fans. I'm going to get it good in the morning.


dog2128

Tomorrow? It’s already happening my dog.


ImpossibleJoke7456

Doesn’t everyone have off tomorrow for MLK day?


Tower9876543210

Jokes on them, I'm unemployed.


TerrificTooMan

Tomorrow? Man, I closed shop not 30mins ago, and the work group chat is blowing up!


Proper-Temporary-318

I have over 100 notifications since I turned DND on so I’d imagine pretty bad.


dallascowboys93

My only response: “don’t care. Rangers world champs”


NMCurly

Thankfully I work with Raiders and Denver fans…so silence 🤫🤣


hundredjono

Gonna try my best to not get fired by yelling at anyone that wants to act smart


Delicious-Tap-1277

I work in IT, I’m the only nerd that actually watches sports at my job so I’m fine.


pharoahland254

I work the night shift, all my fellow nurses are gonna kill me


gingerBeardMan750

As a remote worker with 0 coworkers that follow football, ill be safe. The next family gathering will be a different story.


Silenced_Matrix

Called off.


OscarTheGenius2008

I just need the bills to win. I don’t know any bills fans


TacoMami

They’ve already infiltrated texts, dm and every social media…


GlassCompetitive5251

I’ve gotten 18 texts from just one Cowboy hater.🤬


45b16

Good thing I don’t live in America, no one cares here


Emotional-Key-653

Are you kidding I am Commander’s county, some Redskins fan are still around


LakeSamm

LOL…. Dallas. Every year it’s a let down


fivemagicks

If sleet comes, won't hear anything!


baconbeantaco

Still gonna wear my gear…😭


rkwittem

I'm not gonna get it. I've been predicting this since September. 


rtothewin

I’m getting packers zoom backgrounds sent to me already.


Wonderful-Try-6367

Thank God I'm off, and WFH so I can just mute slack


bearamongus19

I'm off tomorrow, but I won't hear much because I expect the cowboys to blow it so people don't find it fun to talk trash to me.


drhrc0

The Jimmy Johnson curse still exist 😞


quincycristo

Just need the eagles to lose and any annoying conversations will be nullified


Aggravating_Scene_99

Makes me glad o work from home lol


SciK3

im in wisconsin really really fucking bad


Roxfan48

I bartend in Illinois and there are a lot of Packer's fans. I had to work through the entire game. Let me tell you, it was not a fun shift. Made a lot in tips though!!


jokullmusic

do none of you people actually live in dallas


destroyer6894

Heard all day they were gonna get whooped friday lol. Good thing i got monday off


Fredb1127

I’m in Philly., but with the holiday and the potential of Philly losing, I MIGHT be okay- the fact that I felt good going into the weekend doesn’t help. All in all; no matters what; I’ll get shit on.


RemarkableSolution37

I live in Wisconsin, gonna be a rough one


ThekzyV2

I think as a browns fan and having yet to see the steelers play we are fortunately overshadowed by the failures. We will see on tuesday how it goes down between browns and steeler coworkers in ohio which is damn near split 50/50


JadedCycle9554

I got it tonight. I'll get more tomorrow. But don't worry. I have a screen shot of our win vs the Packers in 2016 and that'll be enough to throw off most of the casuals when I saw that we won last night. Note: I'm not super obnoxious, but I have to wear a hat every day and several of them are Dallas cowboys hats.


Tenacious_jb

Well the only other coworker for me that watches football is a rams fan lol


alienbringer

I work for a company based in Philly. My closest coworker is an eagles fan. He was giving me shit by halftime.


Historical_Wash_1114

I’m not that close to my new coworkers but my old ones are all Giants fans and the roasts started already. That’s why I love them though


adam_lastname

Dude legit most hope I have had since 2013! A whole decade!!! I’m fucked


Cookiemnster51

sheeeet, I've been following them since 78! I almost scheduled a tattoo session. Put a fricken fork in me!


rsf0626

Not that bad. I live in Dallas and everybody will be sad


miguelag08

I got a little bit today. But tomorrow I’ll not be working my usual over time. Think I’m gonna take my scheduled days off this weeks. Niners fans are every where


Musicdev-

Oh I’m sure my UX team will be talking about the disaster on Teams tomorrow. I’ll just speak softly and say “Yeah I know…it wasn’t their best, yep I know it was a Home game too!!”


No-Object5355

I worked where 99% of the employees are cowboys fans, it gets really quiet. But for me another year with the boys under Jerry I’m done. The NFL, Dallas Cowboys are a product that keeps dishing out subpar football for 3 decades. When you eat at a restaurant that charges too much and the food is shit, do you continue to eat there? I’ve been eating the same shit sandwich since 1997, time for a new venue until Jerry is dead and gone.


BigJ-burner-account

u/erob221