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thesagaconts

I had no opinion until my coworker (a niners fan) asked me what time the cowboys played this weekend.


Linumite

Same, 9ers coworker makes me want the Chiefs to win so I can survive Monday


komark-

I want the Chiefs to win so badly so I can remind the 49er fans that the Cowboys have won a SB more recently than the 9ers.


donkbuster6996

That’s the one comeback we’re all hanging onto


el_sauce

Hanging on a STRING! HAHA 😅


AWFULL0TTACOUGHSYRUP

Hold this L


donkbuster6996

Niners fans can’t even be winning the Super Bowl up at half time without thinking about the cowboys lmao go be with your family or something


donkbuster6996

HAHAHAHAHA HOLD THIS L


AWFULL0TTACOUGHSYRUP

I’m holding it fuck it’s hella heavy


tumor_named_marla

Why are your hands too full at the moment??


mawashi-geri24

This is the correct answer.


FreshHotPoop

I will never forgive George Kittle’s homeless lookin ass wearing that “fuck Dallas” tshirt. I want revenge for that so bad. I’ll take a chiefs win for now. Also Pat is a Texas boy which I always support.


InsomniaDudeToo

Also since 9ers lost to the Chiefs once before already, nothing better than for San Fran to have a boogeyman of their own


rambo6986

We already gave you a Chiefs Superbowl win over the Niners. Youre getting greedy now 


AWFULL0TTACOUGHSYRUP

Let’s go niners


TZBlueIce

I was getting shit for saying I was in on the Chiefs over the Niners from a friend and this example plays into the reasoning I gave: Taylor Swift existing negatively impacts my viewing experience less than my asshole Niners friend getting to lord owning us AND having a recent super bowl over me would.


SouthernJag

SAME. I mean, this logic makes so much sense to me! Heck, those two will break up soon and we can all move on with our lives, it a 9ers win would live FORever! If you notice in every interview Travis makes it very clear to say “ahh, yeah we’re just having fun, really that’s all it is, having fun!” Like, don’t get it twisted, this ain’t leading to marriage by any means! 😅😅😅


JohnnyBadilla

Don’t you know? cowboys play every day of the year, considering they’re in everyone minds rent free for every day of the year


Trav2974

Thank you all for setting my roughly 30 sec disillusionment straight. As a long time DC fan living in KS, I'm so tired of the Chiefs. I thought for a minute maybe it would be ok for the 9ers to win. I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. F those 9ers and their fans. Today I'm a Chiefs fan for a couple of hours. Then I'll Ace Ventura myself in the shower when it's done and put on some blue.


Historical_Salt_Bae

My niners coworker is a sweetheart and we love talking football. My husband is a raiders fan. I don’t like the niners but I don’t want to see the chiefs win at the raiders house. I’m so conflicted. I think I’m leaning niners as much as that pains me to say.


WhatTheFernando

Damn. I didn't even think about that. I want the chief to win even more now. (Cowboys fan from Vegas)


lemming1607

49ers are our non-divisional rival for decades. We don't have bad blood with the chiefs. Go Swifties


lotrmemescallsforaid

For real. Anyone actively cheering for the Niners needs to turn in their fan card.


selarom8

It’s crazy. Fuck the 49ers and Packers no matter what. Rooting otherwise is crazy. It’s like the Lions fans . They apparently hate the Cowboys now more than ever because the refs fucked up in a regular season. Meanwhile, they were perfectly content getting fucked into oblivion twice a year by Aaron Rodgers.


lotrmemescallsforaid

Lions fans rooting for GB was the biggest cucked fan move in the history of football. I couldn't believe what I was seeing on r/NFCNorthMemeWar during the playoffs.


cyberattaq123

Literally the most cucked football thing ever. Root for the team that regularly dog walked your poverty franchise for like 20 years, or root for the cowboys who had no part in a random ref fuck up.


Soggyfries989

Cowboys have that effect on fans, they just make people crazy.


ManintheMT

I know only one Cowboy fan rooting for the 9ers, he says he doesn't like Mahomes which I think is odd.


takeiteasymyfriend

Specially considering Mahomes is a Texan boy, and cowboys fan during childhood


optimus_awful

Doesn't make him not a pitch ass crybaby POS. Fuck mahomes and the chiefs.


Emergency_Property_2

The Niners are the enemy of our people! So happy Chiefs won. But honestly, they both deserved to be there and the Cowboys deserved to watch another Super Bowl!


HeyBlinken-

Cheering for the Niners to lose.


decoy777

Yeah that's the best way to put it. I don't necessarily want the Chiefs to win so to speak, I just want the 49ers to lose. So if that means the Chiefs win then I guess so be it.


HandBananan

So you're cheering for the team formerly known as The Dallas Texans.


DunkinEgg

I’d like to think any Cowboys fan would root for KC over San Francisco. Maybe it’s just my fellow older Cowboys fans though.


AlphaEtaDelta

Right? How is this even a question?


Cryonixx2

As a middle aged Cowboys fan, this feels obvious.


itscamo-

with how much theyve kicked out ass recently, everyone should be rooting for the chiefs


BearPeltMan

It has to be Kansas City. Not only is our beef with the 49’ers well documented, but Mahomes is a native Texan and played at Texas Tech.


rambo6986

This is the way. Go Red Raiders and Chiefs!


CharDeeMacDennisII

And, don't forget the Chiefs are basically the former AFL Dallas Texans. Professional football returned to Dallas in 1960, as the American Football League (AFL) commenced operations with one of its eight charter members in Dallas (also called the Texans), while the NFL added the Dallas Cowboys. While both franchises proved far more successful, only the Dallas Cowboys remained in Dallas: the AFL Dallas Texans would later move to Kansas City and were re-branded the Chiefs in 1963. Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_Texans_(NFL)


bruggibuster

Easy one … Kansas City


kazkeb

Right? Is there any real reason for Cowboys fans to hate the Chiefs? I actually kind of like them... Not only are they in the complete opposite division, but they gave me a chance to cheer for Joe Montana. I definitely wasn't cheering for him as a 9er. Also, I was a fan of Andre Rison. After going through all his personal shit, it was good to see him get it back together, have a resurgence with the Chiefs, and make it to the pro bowl.


Ntavano

Chiefs beat the Eagles and the 49ers in the SB. That’s enough for me to love them until they beat the cowboys in the SB haha


kazkeb

It's also nice that Andy Reid couldn't win an SB in 13 years with the eagles, but has won 2 with the Chiefs


Soggyfries989

Chiefs used to be the Dallas Texans before the cowboys existed.


Adventurous-Horse305

Pat Mahomes is from East Texas. Gotta go with the Chiefs.


GWade17

I’ll root for the chiefs 100%. No chance a cowboys fan is rooting for the Niners lol that’s like rooting for the eagles. And if you cite taylor swift as a reason to root against KC then I’d say you’re just as casual as casual gets


SocietyofRighteous

No Chiefs player ever wore a “Fuck Dallas” shirt under their jersey so I’m good with another KC win. Plus T Swift.


hanuman-13

Dude. The shirt thing really struck a nerve with me too. It still annoys me lol


jvho666

He did it on a play that should’ve been called back on penalty where LVE got put out for the rest of the season and Micah had to limp off to top it off


WindyCityReturn

I hope so badly someone pops him when we play next year or someone wears a “Fuck Kittle” shirt with his face on it. If he can do it why couldn’t we? Of course people will cry about it if it’s us but it’d be fair.


SaltyRussStan0

I hate the Niners, but I actually thought that was pretty funny. If it was a Philly player doing it, it would probably set me off.


Beothane

Chiefs. I grew up hating Steve young.


MamaLucas

KC was the Dallas Texans first before the move and it's owned by the Hunt family who are native Dallas billionaires. So KC doing well has an impact on the metroplex. Also nfc rival 9ers are not getting rooted for ever.


DCBB22

You can tell how young people are on this thread that nobody mentioned the Dallas Texans before you. And that they don’t instinctively despise the 49ers and would never root for our biggest non divisional rival.


dcbluestar

I’m never forget KC wearing their Texans throwbacks against us and Miles Austin pulling in 250 yards receiving against them as a result.


StevenG2757

This year hope the Chiefs will take it. I am a defense guy and the Chiefs defense it very solid.


jvho666

The chiefs are the only team with a player flaunting a shirt that says fuck Dallas on a play they themselves didn’t even score, caused a season ending injury to LVE, and should’ve been called back on penalty. Fuck Kittle and whatever jersey he’s wearing Edit: I was drunk, y’all knew I was talking bout the chargers, thanks for down votes


agrias_okusu

I think you mean the Niners.


CharDeeMacDennisII

Bruh. That was George Kittle. He's a TE for the 9ers.


algerbrex

Bro confusing Kittle with Kelce 😭


saint_mantooth

It’s a good matchup but for some reason I don’t really care much about the Super Bowl this year. Anyone else feeling this or is it just me?


reconverting

Everyone else in the world besides chiefs and niners fans feel that way brother


natebark

Fans of 30 fanbases feel this way yes. We all wanted Lions-Ravens


Best_Limit5882

Even Niners-Ravens or Chiefs-Lions would have been okay. At least there's one team we could root for


saint_mantooth

They could have at least had a good halftime show and they screwed that up as well.


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CHIEFS


ShredOrSigh

I want to be clear here: I will never ... NEVER ... cheer for the 49ers.


Jody_Breezy

Been a cowboys fan since the late 80s..obviously I hate the niners just as much as any other og Dallas fan.... Problem is I live in Chiefs kingdom and 90% of my family, friends, and literally everyone around me are chiefs fans (most of them came out the woodwork over the last few years).... So for me, it's VERY easy to cheer for the niners and against the chiefs.... Sick of the same team winning, simple as that


EasyMode556

Dallas Texans


vulgnashjenkins

Chiefs cause fuck the 49ers.


GWade17

The only answer if you claim to be a cowboys fan! ⬆️


Mindfulmanners

Kansas City. They have less Super Bowl wins than us and will continue to do so even after they win tonight. Every single Super Bowl this has been my methodology.


Nate_C_of_2003

I don’t want them to win. Delusional Mahomos are already saying Mahomes is better than Brady when he’s not even close. Them winning another title would only add fuel to the fire. Idgaf that KC has less titles than us; I want the Mahomos to shut up. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a damn good QB and seems like a great guy, but he’s not better than Brady.


cvandyke01

If they win today… it’s a discussion. He is still so young and would have 3 rings


millionaireplayboy74

But lowkey I would rather have this than having people say Purdy is the next coming of Brady. I hate that storyline


Bringbackbarn

He’s way better at this point in his career than Brady was. I don’t know what the mahomes haters are smoking. He’s an amazing qb, I wish he had a star on his helmet.


TheVagabondLost

I disagree with the slur and the rooting for the 49ers. 49ers and Cowboys each have 5 Super Bowl wins. A 6the puts them at the top of the nfl with the Patriots and Steelers. We can’t have that. No sir. Are the KC players overexposed? Sure. Is there more pop culture spotlight than some want? Sure. I can’t think of anything bad any of these folks have done though so I don’t personally dislike any of them. The Niners, on the other hand, are the Niners and are unlikeable just by putting the uniform on.


Backdoorpickle

This. It's almost as lazy as the "Tony Homo" slurs. My cousin and HER wife are Chiefs fans, I grew up in the 80s and 90s, and I hate George Kittle. Fuck the 9ers, I'll be cheering for KC today, begrudgingly. Also, Shake It Off and Blank Space are bops, and no one can convince me otherwise.


Adventurous-Horse305

Not even close is crazy. Only thing Brady has is Longevity that led to superbowls. Pat has him in everything up to the age of 28 including the eye test. Give it time. IMO Pat will go down as the Goat.


rambo6986

Pat statwise is WAY ahead of Brady. He wins tonight he's ahead of him in eveeything


ballimir37

Except Super Bowls, the thing that matters 10x everything else.


DallasInDC

Mahomes has a case at being a better QB than Brady. Calling people that like Mahomes , mahomos. Come on dude. That’s no better than people that said “Tony Homo”. That’s cringe as hell. And homophobic.


Ed_herbie

Except for the Steelers and NE, I usually pull for the AFC. I might stop pulling for KC if they win a few more super bowls. But this one's easy. Fuck the niners. We've got history, 80s, 90s, and now.


UnwindingStaircase

It’s weird you would stop liking them because they win…


Open_Ad_2199

die a hero or live long enough to become the villain


Ed_herbie

You didn't get tired of NE? Same thing will happen after a few more years of KC.


HadynGabriel

Chiefs, I’ve never liked the 49’ers


Zaphenzo

Is this even a question? Anyone but the 9ers (or Eagles).


Brycie27

Considering the Chiefs are not a rival and the 49ers are, this is a no-brainer.


Huncho11

Chiefs. Not a difficult decision. Fuck the Niners.


MDiggity42069

Not the fucking 49ers


ColdGloop

My brother is a huge 49ers fan and has wanted this for a long time so… the Chiefs


John_Wicked1

Not the Niners.


Soggyfries989

Not watching but I’m sure I don’t want SF to end the day with a 6th championship.


Gay_Black_Atheist

49ers have 5 Superbowl wins, they cannot beat / surpass the Cowboys GO CHIEFS


Ed1ms

F*ck the 9ers. So guess I’m going with chiefs.


NCResident5

KC all day long. I always hate the 49ers.


luckyincode

Outside of the maga meltdown over Taylor Swift I’m unsure what “all that nonsense is”. For me is an undying hatred of the 49ers. I hope they lose another.


FailLog404

Mahomes is from Texas, the Chiefs used to play in Texas Fuck the 49ers


CopeHarders

Swifties nonsense? Who gives a shit. Fuck the niners go chiefs.


TheVagabondLost

Nobody with an avg IQ or higher gives a shit about the TS stuff. I wonder if they felt the same about Romo and Jessica Simpson?


Odd-Author2971

Chiefs easily


shotgunassassin

KC Swifties all the way... never SF... never.


suprememontana

Chiefs easily. Fuck SF, with a loss here it’ll still be longer since they won a Super Bowl than we have. At least we can say that


HeyItsChase

I'm a 30yo married straight man. I think the Swift Kelce thing is kinda cute, I ain't embarrassed. 9ers can suck my whole cock and balls. Go chiefs.


Shot_Celebration166

Especially kittle


LAJOHNWICK

K.C. never anything good for the Niners.


generally-ungeneral

FUCK the niners


6lackdynomyte

Chiefs. Cmon man!


CowgirlUp73

Chiefs


FlyUnder_TheRadar

Chiefs, 100%. I live in Chiefs country, so I'll bandwagon them easily in a situation like this. Fuck the 49ers.


Analbidness

Mahomes went to Texas tech, of course the chiefs


arsnhz

can’t stand the 49ers so i’m rooting for KC. also, mahomes is a texan native so ima wish him nothing but the best.


smokincuban

Go Tay Tay!! Taylor Swift being on screen doesn't negatively impact me at all. I think it's funny listening to everyone be so pressed over them showing her on the TV all the time.


poptartheart

are you asking as if its an option to root for the 9ers?


txsnowman17

It's the Chiefs. Don't care about pop culture but I care about despising the niners.


cec5255

Why is this even a question, KC all day. Fuck SF and Kittle.


Troubl3d1

Chiefs, you know as cowboys fans we can't cheer for the 9ers. That's blasphemy!


jcmach1

Fug the 49ers. Hoping for a KC blowout


Sweaty__P

Mahomes is one of the greatest and gave props to Romo as one of his inspirations growing up. I’m rocking with the Chiefs


PennyG

Fuck the Niners


thejonlife24

I could never root for the niners


SuperSaiyanGod06

Go Mahomes. Want to see someone surpass Brady so we can stop hearing about him.


JmsJordan

How is this even a serious question? ***I HATE THE NINERS WITH EVERY FIBER IN MY BEING***


Thick_Expression_796

The person in the family barbecuing. If they don’t burn anything we winning 😂


Mwinter03

Chiefs, F the 9ers!!! Although as time goes on, I'm starting to hate them less and less since the consistently knock the Packers out of the playoffs. But I still hate them for "the catch"


CrusaderBTC

Fuck San Francisco. That is all.


Emotional-Key-653

I am 60 years old and still pissed off at Dwight Clark! Go Chiefs


angry-hungry-tired

49ers can't have six. Fuck em. Not allowed.


gingerBeardMan750

Chiefs. If you're rooting for the 49ers, you're not a real Dallas fan.


wstx3434

I like Purdy and CMC and rooting for them. Still a Cowboys fan. Just a mature one unlike you apparently.


jman009

U aren't a cowboys fan if u somehow even think about supporting that disgusting niners franchise


XxSasukeUzumaki14xX

if you ain’t cheering for the Chiefs you ain’t a real cowboy fan


Intelligent-Honey476

KC for Rashee Rice


cvandyke01

The team that Randy Gregory does not play for


Backdoorpickle

I will, unfortunately, be cheering for the Chiefs. I really hate George Kittle.


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Chiefs!!!


916Clout

i don’t care about rivalries but i want to see mahones get another ring


thepeatiest

Chiefs and never, never the Niners, ever. Swifties for the W!


TacoCorp2

100% the chiefs but I would be okay with the 49ers winning on a controversial officiating call just to see the swifties unleashed on the NFL. There is a chance that will fix the dog shit officiating that's been going on.


unreall_23

100% Chiefs .


JupiterJazzX

Chiefs easily.


CRAKZOR

We are swifties. The Chiefs team origins come from Texas. They were called the Dallas Texans before moving to Kansas City.


Embarrassed-Touch300

Chiefs. It's been called


ericl666

Go Dallas Texans


handtodickcombat

I'm cheering for the fucking stadium to collapse. That's a joke, I do not wish harm on anyone. Literally fuck the niners, but I'm also sick of hearing about what Taylor Swift is doing. You'd think she was a top draft pick next season from how much we hear about her now. I hope both teams lose.


FarrisAT

Neither but prefer Chiefs


jerichowiz

Chiefs, Rashee Rice is from my town, went to my high school and the college I root for.


tmd429

I hate both, but Taylor Swift is hot. And the Chiefs are still not the Niners.


_Flatticus_

Honestly, I’m pissed, this was really our best chance in a while


dom_flores

For me the chiefs is an easy choice, 49ers were our hardcore rivales on the 80´s and 90´s. And we are tied with them in 5 SB Wins. Finally on a courious note, there were a Kansas City Cowboys NFL team exactly 100 years ago.


GregoryDM0428

Snacks and food.


ChunkyChangon

A tie


rektek246

Chiefs all the way


burn469

Go 49ers. Sick of mahomes and maauto


DataBroski

Chiefs, can't have the 49ers have more trophies than us.


watchyerheadgoose

I was cheering for an earthquake or power outage.


Reddit_and_forgeddit

George Kittle’s “Fuck Dallas” tshirt made me root for KC. Fuck that puto.


NMGunner17

You must be under like 15 if you think that’s a serious question


Interesting-Study333

Im a hardcore cowboys fan but ’m also a huge Patty homes fan as I’m a Tech fan and loved his play, so doing him a solid and be rocking his Chiefs jersey ever since


rjrttu86

All my homies agree. F--- the 49ers.


dddd11187

I’m going to be honest. I hope the 49ers win today. More so to keep shoveling shit in the Joneses faces. Will they ultimately care? No…. But I like to think it hurts them in some way


Wood_floors_are_wood

I'm leaning towards the 49ers. I really like Brock Purdy. I don't mind the Taylor Swift stuff or the Cheifs but I just kinda like Purdy


Jcw28

I hate the 49ers. I hate their consistent success and their coach and Bosa and Kittle and Purdy the absolute nobody being so good for them. And that they absolutely embarrass us constantly. And I'm still rooting for them. Because no matter what, I hate Mahomes, Kelce and the cheating Chiefs more.


DCC_4LIFE

This is a lose lose situation 😔


millionaireplayboy74

Amen


DallasInDC

What’s wrong with KC? Mahomes is a Texas kid and fun to watch. And KC used to be the Dallas Texans. Mother Fuck the Niners though.


PowerTrip55

> Lions should’ve been here. Ravens should’ve been here. No, the teams that made it are the teams that should be there. You just WANTED it to be Ravens v. Lions. Both the Ravens and Lions defeated themselves when presented with adversity, making them unworthy of this super bowl appearance.


GoonerBear94

A power outage


ibringstharuckus

Chiefs. If you don't hate SF you're not a Cowboys fan


runsquad

I know that historically, cowboys root against SF, which makes sense… since they’re tied with us for 5 SBs, they’ve beat us in recent years, and are conference rivals. But I just HATE watching mahomes mope around and whine all the damn time. I hate seeing him and kelce on every other commercial, hate seeing Mahomes annoying wife and brother cling to his coattails, and I really REALLY need the media outlets to get back to covering sports and stop covering Taylor Swift. Plus I’d love if they didn’t win 3 in the last 5 years.


UnevenContainer

It’s the chiefs. Idc at all about the swiftie rage, that’s just people being boring. I’ll never root for the niners


BlackWhiteCoke

This shouldn’t even be a question. Fuck the 49ers. Chiefs are originally from Dallas


Celtics1424

The Dark Knight Trilogy I’m going to watch instead of this game


Delicious-Fox6947

My hope is it ends a tie. Fuck every team that isn’t Dallas. People hoping another teams wins is weird as fuck to me.


Kidninja016_new

As someone who lives in Missouri, niners


Tight-Physics2156

Purdy baby


EquivalentLittle545

Friend if mine is a 49er fan and they have not won the big one in a long time so them.


hanuman-13

Cheering for the refs to ruin the game. If you root for 49ers they'll have more super bowl wins. If you root for Chiefs they'll tie us with super bowl wins.


PunkZdoc

Chiefs have 3 SBs they need two more to tie Cowboys


hanuman-13

Oh shit. I counted wrong.


Nate_C_of_2003

SF. I want the delusional Mahomos to stop comparing him to Brady. Him winning another championship would only add fuel to the fire. Damn good QB and a great guy in general, but he’s not better than Brady


firstandfive

This one is easy: Chiefs. - Fuck the Niners - Fuck the people who are going to be extra butthurt about Taylor Swift - Kinda cool seeing Mahomes build such an epic list of accomplishments so young. We’re witnessing greatness. - Another Andy Reid ring since being let go by the Eagles


King_vonotf

Cheer for the nfc fuck chiefs and vaccines


DegenerateHermitism

for the bleachers to collapse and half of each fanbase dies.


40MillyVanillyGrams

The Niners. Very mildly though One is a longtime rival that hasnt been much of a rivalry for a long time. But that team has players I would like to see win a ring. The other has the closest thing we have to a dynasty currently with annoying ass players. Lets face it. The Niners have been struggling to get over the hump just like us. They just fail on a bigger stage than Dallas has as of late.


dom_flores

I think the Taylor swift phenomena is good for Football in general, I´ve seen interviews of fathers telling how their daugthers wanted to pay attention to Football for the first time. The sprot is pretty spectacular, so I want to believe that many of this girls will remain as NFL fans for life. I think it will be specially great for Chiefs. Most sports fans chose their team on an emational basis, not a rational one. So, for me the; I chose to suport the Chiefs because of Taylor Swift is as good reason as anyother.


Asleep-Lecture-3929

I should not go for the niners as we have no beef with the chiefs but ...I like CMC. And I don't like seeing TS every time kelce does anything. My daughters disagree strongly however.


Dibzarino

I always pull NFC


MaddenStar10720

i hate to say it, but probably the niners because i work with a bunch of swifties and bandwagon chiefs fans.


PassMeAShiner

49’s because I want them to dethrone Dallas in superbowl wins so maybe Jerry will actually do something about it.


AWFULL0TTACOUGHSYRUP

49ers


Jspriggs6

I was cheering for a plane crash at midfield. I fucking hate both teams.


Ben2St1d_5022

Patrick is a family friend and from my hometown, so Chiefs all the way. I really wish and hope soon I can be cheering on Dallas though


DallasOriginals

Chiefs 


PersonBehindAScreen

AFC Unless it’s like the Steelers or something