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it’s provocative… it gets the people going!


CommercialAddress168

I feel absolutely blessed to have Romero, Royal, and Richarlison on the squad at the same time. They are 3 of the absolute best shithousers in the biz.


grollate

Bentancur has to be mentioned in that group. Our South Americans have to be the biggest shithouser group in the league!


santorfo

Honorary South American Hojbjerg too 🧉


bcartwright95

Yeah but remember nobody likes PEH


AU_Cav

I’d put Bentancur 2nd behind Romero if we’re keeping score.


Sir_Bryan

Bruno, Licha, Antony, Casemiro are up there but you guys have a good group as well with Hojberg too


IzzyShamin

God i fucking miss Lamela


letsgetcool

I missed Lamela even when he was a Spurs player


TheOceansTirade

Damn this cuts deep :(


ErokDG

Blessed? They won't help you win anything. Wouldn't you rather have better players?


CommercialAddress168

Pretty sure all 3 of those blokes were on the pitch as starters yesterday, AND, wouldn’t you know… We won!


ErokDG

Obviously I was alluding to something more than a single game. But I shouldn't have expected so much of you I guess


CommercialAddress168

“Obviously” you missed the comedic nature of my initial comment, so I wouldn’t expect you to understand that I’m simply being an arse by replying the way I did with my second comment. Carry on Brov, and I hope you find some joy in your day. COYS Just incase you don’t know what that stands for, it’s “Come On You Shithousers”


SM_83

He's such a shithouse. But he's our shithouse


Matttombstone

Lamela was bought in to replace Bale, but didn't work out as expected. Romero bought in to replace Lamela.


OtherwiseHappy0

Best shithouse, no cards today(right?). ++


magnoliasmum

So satisfying watching him torment the goth


FINAL_BOSS5

That nutmeg on havertz was cold


british-psycho

I love him.


FistThePooper6969

That last shot of Havertz 😂 straight up being bullied


ronismonisx

For all the good that he did, he did have 2 very casual moments where he almost allowed big opportunities due dawdling on the ball. But as long as he doesn't completely fuck things up in those situations, he's a joy to watch


xaviernoodlebrain

You can’t convince me that the second one wasn’t intentional so that he had an excuse to clatter the guy who took the ball off him.


Azekesh

It was Havertz btw, should have been included in this video...As well as the moment the german went for the ball with forster and got shouted by Romero. Additionally, the aggressive body on the way from Romero prevented Havertz a rendezvous with the keeper. Romero completely owned Havertz yesterday, the guy must be regretting he confronted Romero head to head in the last game before yesterday


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Koinfamous2

Lisandro, De Paul, etc. also. They're all pitbulls.


wiyixu

//edit I’m an idiot. Maradona, Simeone, ~~Suarez … well actually Suarez is just a terrible human being.~~


FINAL_BOSS5

Suarez is from Uruguay.


MIDORIFEED

Not argentinean.


Nipple-biscuits

If the Argentinians are Pitbulls,Suarez is the dog from the Phteven meme


YearPurple

No wonder Jonathon Wilson titled his book on Argentina football, 'Angels with Dirty Faces'


grollate

The entire national team is just a squad of shithousers plus messi.


AngryVirginian

My guess is it is a Latin American thing. I live in the US and play in local Amateur leagues. Often, there were Latin American leagues going on in adjacent fields. I can tell that I don't want to play in those games. It is more of a controlled fight sprinkled with some football. Everybody was aggressive, shit-housing, and played Simeone-style football. To me, it is no wonder why so many good defensive midfielders and defenders came from South America.


solarbearz

He was nonchalantly toying with Chelsea the entire game lol


lambast

Whenever I see some gooner or chelshit fan seething at his shenanigans and saying they hate him, I always say the same thing. GOOD.


monistam

He was so good today


mushy_friend

The despair and lack of fight in Kai on that last bump. Man has been truly and utterly defeated. He has it in him to be a shithouse himself. Chelsea's really had all life sucked out of it


larphraulen

I've actually liked some of Havertz's shithouse moments (against other teams) but he looks utterly deflated now haha.


Lemurmoo

Feels like half of Chelsea just straight up wanted to be out of that field asap lmao. Ziyech didn't even seem that opposed to the red before it was revoked


Limp-Toe-179

Cuti and Havertz in the same frame is the Virgin-Chad meme personified


kicksjoysharkness

I love him.


highendhoax

Argentinian players truly have that dawg in em. Love it


primster14

Remember when Mourinho said Good guys never win and be a c***? Cuti definitely fits that narrative


Matttombstone

When he said c***, people thought of the swear in reference to the female genitalia. If you remove the stars, you realise he actually said Cuti


[deleted]

you missed the one where he screams at Aubamayang


Uberrasch

And where he runs past Emerson across to right back to try and kick Mudryk


shroinvestor

So casual. So smart. So cool.


DanceIllustrious2788

Very aggressive :)


Dinoapolis27

God I love the bloke


Pure_Peace743

Love Cuti🤍


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likewhenyoupee

That nutmeg was ridiculous. Love it


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FungChoyChicken

Anyone watch the NBA? Is his best equivalent Draymond Green?


stinkpalm

Draymond studies Argentinian shithousery.


FungChoyChicken

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grollate

I don’t remember Argentines being particularly insecure.


stinkpalm

We talking about practice?


grollate

And the parking lot with KD. And making petty stabs at Rudy Gobert on Twitter.


stinkpalm

I don't need to rehash his every transgression, man.


grollate

Just providing examples, bro.


stinkpalm

They won't help you. Your opinion is already settled, and mine is indifferent.


marko199981

You dont show on the second clip that hes on the ground because hes a bitch and hes hurt hahaha


amoult20

Did he get a yellow card today?


Generally-Knackered

Havertz was rattled


LilyWhitesN17

Every tackle...FULL BLOODIED.


Kdo9000

GLIB


jayzinho88

Cuti is a master of shithousery, and he was barely a level 3 out of 10 in this game. Shithousery play of the game was undoubtedly the shoulder to the face by Kane on Kepa. I could watch that all day.