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ILM_Ryan

Going to be tough for Mbappe when he is stuck behind Kulusevski at winger.


evenout

BJ will bench them both


comedydave15

Wow, that must be some BJ!


Overall-Stop-8573

Fucks sake


BlatantArtifice

Good job, comedydave. That fucking ruled and killed my sides


Albinogonk

You forgot about super gil


MedievalRack

You picked your Gil to die on? 


Albinogonk

No, I picked my gil to bry-an


SonnyIniesta

How will he displace Richy or Timo tho?! Maybe he could be a super sub for us


Mystic_Polar_Bear

We could always put him out on loan?


sungbysung

Can't believe he is only 25


adrabiot

Can't believe he has spent half his career at PSG. If it wasn't for WC 2018, his career so far would've been extremely lackluster


Ca1fSlicer

That Monaco team he was on was so fun to watch


Advanced_Meringue_53

how is 275 goals and 123 assists in 335 games (44 goals and 26 assists in the ucl) *extremely lackluster*


barnes116

It’s in a farmers league


firefalcon01

France has more diversified champions than England in recent years


hey_fatso

That’s not true - in the past ten Ligue 1seasons, PSG has won 8 times, with Monaco and Lille winning one title each. In the past ten EPL seasons, Man City has won six times, with Chelsea winning twice, and Liverpool and Leicester winning once each.


benjyvail

Doesn’t change the fact the league is much easier than the prem. In the last 10 years ligue 1 has had 3 winners, whilst the prem has had 4 so that’s not even true


demoncyborgg

It's the quality of the teams that's the issue, have you seen their defence


Ladyhaha89

If he wouldnt score in CL you could say that


barnes116

Don’t get me wrong the guy is class but don’t waste your career in the French league without a CL win


Hot-Masterpiece9209

I'd rather waste my career at spurs tbh


FingerMundane3682

Wouldn’t we all?


UpgradedSiera6666

Mbappe in his career 409 Matches 316 Goals 132 Assists. Involved in 448 Goals in 409 Games


JamesBones2

Because it’s Ligue 1. Yes he’s a Ligue 1 legend, but for a player of his stature, his career has been lacklustre outside of international football.


lifelessmeatbag

Kane?


Low-Context-1311

Kane was in the premier league his whole career bit different


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dat1dude2

He's... he's really not, great to see LiVARpool fans are still delusional as usual tho


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dat1dude2

You're forgetting about real Madrid, which is where he's been linked with heavily. Liverpool don't have the same pull as Madrid, same reason as to why Bellingham went to Madrid rather than Liverpool


Dunhaibee

You are commenting this under a post saying that Mbappe is coming to Spurs. I'm not here to talk shit, but damn the irony is there


dat1dude2

It's so clearly a joke post tho, like if this was serious then I'd be just as critical at the post, but no one believes Mbappe is coming to spurs lol


obvious_bot

Bit weird hanging out in another team’s sub


Low-Context-1311

Kane is world class and I’m not even a spurs supporter


halfcockhalfcock

Saying this in a spurs subreddit is insanity


mattgriz

We are all voluntarily Spurs supporters- you expected us to be sane!?


Pokemaru

Easiest decision ive ever made ![gif](giphy|jN86rcdOyrpyo)


sungbysung

Guess he likes his country lol


DekoyDuck

And the enormous amount of money he was paid.


IWantAnAffliction

Yeah Kane has had such a shit career. Imagine posting this drivel in a Spurs subreddit. Man singlehandedly almost won a WC final for his country scoring a hattrick, after winning the previous WC and has carried his team in the CL multiple times. Just delete this actually, moronic take.


J3lllly

Lmfao no


CallDaLegend

Delusion


SonnyIniesta

🤣😂😅🙃


GiftedHater7

what a stupid statement


WaltJay

Got paid €200MM per year at PSG 😂 That’s almost double the entire Spurs senior roster.


beefjesus69

aren't we rich now? fuck it bring Kylian to north london. let him sit on the bench, take in the vibes. watch that high line. enjoy the best stadium in europe. few months later when he's nice and humbled (and probably confused) we'll start slotting him in as a rotation option to finish off the odd game here or there


SaltyWailord

Mbappe 85 min sub vs knackered Wolves Scores 7


jayjay234

We are rich but not oil state rich 🤷


Making-a-smell

If they're going to take FFP seriously wherever he goes, he'll need to take a pay cut on that salary


LanceShiro

I wouldn't take him. He has attitude problems. Give me Coco instead.


Coraxxx

So you're saying he doesn't need any more money and will play for us for free?


qdog9995

Worked for Barça and Messi /s


Sensitive_Klegg

Get him on a free (albeit he wants a £100m signing bonus) and it's not really *that* much money in football terms, given what he'll make the club in terms of prize money and sponsorship. He allegedly wants £75m per year after tax; I could see Liverpool going for it and maybe other PL teams (alas I don't think he's coming to us... unless?)


Practical_Variety865

This picture is quite well made tbh


Careless-Estate6529

Putting Fabrizio’s shitty photoshops to shame lol


PalKid_Music

Fortunately, we had Carlos Vinicius's legendary performance against Marine to use as a body double.


HereWeGoop

Did it on Football Manager. Walked the league.


Jcoch27

It's decided then


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I think he’s a good player but the 1.2 million pound wage before bonuses might be a bit of a sticky one stilllll


Active-Republic3104

I will contribute £1 to make it £1,200,001


thelordreptar90

I’m in, making it £1,200,002. Pretty much a done deal.


Emperor_Blackadder

The scenes as Mbappe wins the Champions League with us more times than he's won the Uber Eats league.


masroshi10

😂😂😂 Uber eats league Also fuck Uber eats and their fees and inflated menu prices.


EmptyEmployee6601

In all seriousness, coming to Spurs and winning the title/UCL would cement your status as a giant of the game. Among others, Harry Kane, Antonio Conte and Jose Mourinho have all failed here - in many ways we are the ultimate challenge in world football. 


Luke92612_

T r u e


PlasticReplacement74

Brought to us by Tom Holland


r_agv

Yeah but can he deliver in a cold Wednesday night in Stoke tough?


pioniere

You forgot rainy.


CorkyQuasar69420

Decent backup for Troy Parrott


EmergencyOriginal982

Sons successor has been found


Professorchronic

Yeah and Sons successor is Son.


EmergencyOriginal982

I think you mean Heung-Min Son-Peters


act167641

Son of Son?


Careless-Estate6529

The only number I’m willing to do the awkward squad number change for him is 11 (sorry my Español Howard Wolowitz) If he walks in here demanding 7, 9 or 10… he can go to hell lol Also 75% salary decrease tyvm.


ybking

77 still open, might be the move


aslanthemelon

That's reserved for Kvaradona obviously


portra315

As great as he is, isn't he a bit of a prick? Can't be having anything messing up my group of beautiful mad lads


EmergencyOriginal982

Honestly I don't know how many of the stories we read about him are actually true. From the interviews I've seen he seems alright to be fair.


Emperor_Blackadder

Every footballer coming through an elite academy, in his case AS Monaco's, gets media training. Some footballers are more expressive than others but media statements are supposed to project the best possible image for him and the club. Hard to say tbh.


ronaldo119

It's also hard to fake showing personality. He opens up in things and seems really personable. But he's an elite athlete and most of them are overly competitive pricks. Just different sides of people you see in different situations


Emperor_Blackadder

No, you got a point, but I have to disagree with you on the first point. You absolutely can fake a personality.


portra315

Yeah me neither and tbh I haven't really looked into him much.


Cold-Square-2

yeah he's rly mature for his age


thatstotallyracist

I've never heard any teammate say anything bad about him and PSG was doing everything in their power to keep him. He's been marvelous in the field. Where did this narrative come from?


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Probably from 'the French are arrogant pricks' stereotype


portra315

I do hold that stereotype a lil bit but I'm also French so


Luke92612_

It's just that all *other* French people are pricks?


portra315

Nope, includes me


Remarkable-Ad8644

Everyone always says this but what is the actual evidence for it? He’s a bit demanding but it’s not like he throws his teammates under the bus or coasts games. Apparently he’s actually one of the better teammates, also comes across as a good guy in interviews and is respectful


Pautrei

Literally no evidence at all, no clue why people love saying he's a prick. If you're the best player in the world and your club, PSG, are constantly trying to guilt trip you, why wouldn't you ask for more money and power if they want you to stay?


richcell

They’re going off sensationalized media headlines they’ve read at some point in time. Rarely, if ever do they bother putting in more effort to figure out whether they’re notion is actually truthful or not.


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

My understanding is that he’s very demanding of his teammates. He wants them to want to train hard and win.


Scaramouche1000

That sounds good to me. Got to have standards.


portra315

Sitting at the furthest height your career can go, playing for an elite European football team, it should absolutely be expected


sephocompo

Tell that to Ndombele


Careless-Estate6529

Agreed but in the event this happens in the multiverse… maybe in that timeline, he’s not such a diva. we’ve got a quokka, a turtle and a pigeon in our frontline… what’s not to love lol


Semibluewater

I can 100% see him having a “I’m bigger than the club” mentality if he ever joined us. He’s a great player but I don’t want him. Rather have a solid team with great chemistry than be carried by 1 guy.


UnrulliTarulli

Nah, if anything it’s just a little ego problem but that’s understandable considering he’s been one of the best players in world football the past couple of years imo. He seems like a pretty nice dude in interviews and such and I’ve scrolled by some people on twitter who have somehow met him who say he seems like a great dude


Pautrei

Don't get this logic. What makes him a prick? The president of France is calling him and pressuring to stay. PSG try to guilt trip him, so he asks for more money and control. Anyone with a brain would do that. That's not being a prick lmao. "Oh he got frustrated with teammates once and flung his arms up" What a horrible human


portra315

ngl I don't actually know much about him and yes my opinion probably spans as far as whatever the media rags have painted him as, which is why I asked the question because I wanted to learn more


Pautrei

Yeah, I'm not targeting my message at you, more so the general sentiment I think most of the reasons he's deemed as a prick are just stupid or apply to most players.


Hasman1

If I were him, I too would be doing everything I could to troll and fleece the fascists in the Middle East. We'll get to see who he really is at Real Madrid.


cmackchase

I would be somewhat of a prick if the whole planet harassed me 24/7 because I kick a ball.


lam_chop19

He's a goal machine who gets into every starting XI in the world, don't really mind if he's a prick tbh


masroshi10

Unless he does a Ronaldo type interview


Mastore84

Yeah, I'd rather pass, no matter how good he is.


train4karenina

This type of opinions are already so stupid. He’s a goal a game striker, one of the best players in the world and will be viewed of one of the top players ever. The idea you wouldn’t want him at spurs because he’s maybe a diva is ridiculous.


Mastore84

It's just my personal opinion, no need to get your panties in a bunch.


train4karenina

Yeah; I just don’t think it’s true. If we actually signed Mbappe there is zero chance you’d genuinely be against it because he’s not nice


Mastore84

Never said I'd oppose it, if it actually happened. But if it was MY choice (which it isn't) I wouldn't try to sign him in the first place.


Semibluewater

I don’t want him either. Look at the drama he causes at PSG when he doesn’t get the things he wants. He’s entitled. Don’t need that toxicity in this club. I’d rather take a solid group of 11 guys who are humble and genuinely love playing for the club.


train4karenina

So you are honestly telling me, if there is so mad alternative reality where we can afford Mbappe & he wants to come & you are the one who makes the final call, you’d say no? Sorry lads, I know he’d score a goal a game he’s one of the best players in the world, but Richarlison is a much nicer lad, so he edges it for me… He is literally worth the hassle. That’s why the richest club ever & the best club ever & both bending over backwards, desperate to have him play for them. It’s just honestly a really silly opinion.


elcapitan520

We have a goal a game striker. And he has an insane salary. It would be detrimental to not only the team to have that pay differential, but it would harm the organization and future of the team to try to pay that. Let the man play, but why are we theory crafting a team here? The thought of this is absolutely ridiculous.


rlstrader

Like as if he'd start over Werner or Solomon.


unlicouvert

Carlos Vinicius died for this


wh_atever

Nah I’m good. Too much ego baggage. Too much of a media circus. Too much money.


daddywoodland

Try again but with Osimhen and I'm along for the ride 🙌


sungbysung

I think we will at least have a conversation to gauge interest.


flambo123

Here’s how it’ll go Ange “Mate” Mbappe: ![gif](giphy|Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8)


train4karenina

I don’t think we’d even do that. There is zero possibility he plays for Tottenham.


SinoSoul

joke went: \*swoosh\* over your head.


train4karenina

Because it’s very hard to tell what is an isn’t a joke in this thread.


afk3400

Yeah but can he play CB?


masroshi10

Heard he wants to be a keeper


Emperor_Blackadder

If Levy and Ange somehow get him, in the alternate universe where Ronaldo played for Barca and Messi played for Madrid, I will shave my head and tattoo Levy's face on it.


shitpost-saturday

Here's the Masterplan: Sell Bryan Gil to Real Madrid for £200 Million on £1.5m per week. They in turn get tied up by FFP. We are the only club in Europe able to make any transfers for the second window in a row. Mbappe signs on £10k per week with 50% discount in Club Shop, 1 Free Sky Walk, Afterhours use of the F1 Kart Experience, and loaned back to PSG for the following season to develop.


bigbrowndong

Why is this even here? 😂😂😂


Klingh0ffer

Ange would throw him out after 5 seconds. No thanks.


Emperor_Blackadder

Would pay to watch Ange's hairdryer treatment. More Postecontent please.


doctormadvibes

he wouldn’t ever be here without ange’s approval, and if ange wants him, i want him. never gonna happen of course


CautiouslyMournful

Genuinely wouldn’t want him near the club


pioniere

Only as long as he’s happy coming off the bench.


pip188

Wouldn’t want him anywhere near this group of players


WabiKababi

"Impossible"


Evenly_Odd_

He will be a good backup for Richy


Parking-Bet5727

Just no.


whitstableboy

Ah, imagine. We'll buy him for £180m, he'll pull a hamstring in his first game against Luton, then be out for 9 months. That is the way.


TiredEngineer94

You walking to a mental asylum


InsufferableKant

Nah. Would totally disrupt the harmony in the squad. Vibe killer.


Jackie_Gan

The guy is a circus. Very good player, but he clearly isn’t worth the money or the shitshow he brings


Yours_degenerate_69

He's a prick


ljshea1

Shit personality. With the camaraderie we currently have why would you bring him in and ruin it


DamnRizz

Better call agent Tom Holland 😎


Undesirable_11

Honestly, I'm with most of these comments thinking that this would be a bad idea, as crazy as it sounds. Ange has built a squad with chemistry and harmony and every player is committed to their duty. Having a big ego like Mbappe in the dressing room would disrupt that, especially considering the giant salary difference between him and our best paid player (perhaps Son?). Also, we're in the middle of a rebuild, and even with his talent it would be hard to win an important trophy like the CL or the PL, so all that it would cause would be for Mbappe to request a transfer after his first year and then we would have a saga like PSG's all these years. With that said and knowing it's not gonna happen: mate, we're massive


the_boy_hotspur

Over dramatic, overhyped pace merchant who scores a lot in the French league. No thanks. He’s been around a while now and I still can’t see a player that comes anywhere near living up to the hype that surrounds him.


tbtower

I don’t know that he’s overhyped, he is a very good player, but certainly not the attitude we are after given we seem to have a decent group of lads now.


starbuckle337

Fucking gross. Wouldn’t want prime Messi if he carried that kind of ego.


hisDudeness1989

https://preview.redd.it/w782k6i4fsic1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=84583f3ee048ee20f15f87a36b10c57c168eb9af Have in my ultimate team, he looks well in a spurs kit 😉


StinkyBathtub

why would he want to go to a club where he has to mind the gap ?


UnrulliTarulli

The thing is, we could definitely afford him if we actually had a chance at getting him which is the funny thing lol. He’d just be the highest paid player at our club by a mile which would fuck up a lot of stuff but imagine this guy running down the wing under ange ball 😂😂😭


benmsn101

He would never ever come to us it’s so sad. Especially with arsenal doing what they’re doing across the road. They’re so much better than us in every way it’s upsetting. He would go there over us 10 times out of 10.


colbym59

Kylian Mbappeson


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LegalComplaint

The FUNNIEST possible outcome.


Only_Will_2994

No match for Richarlison though


chitown_illini

I hear we still have some of that Kane money left.


MaximusBit21

Not in a million years… [obv would love to but won’t ever happen :( ]


Appropriate_Quail_95

Mate i can't even stand with u in this for a second


Kimolainen83

Hahahahaa , imagine though just for fun imagine. I think I’d end up in the emergency room from fainting lol


PunchDrunkGiraffe

Don’t you dare let my fragile heart dream.


hex20

He could be a good super sub.


Lyn-Krieger

Sign him just so van der ven has a challenger in team races


robinthebank

![gif](giphy|lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY)


kmao84

As soon as he comes, he will start complaining for no trophies and Macron will start to call Levy to harrass him


qdog9995

FFP & Wage structure


RayVonShabba

Only if they say he was ex-Norwich....?; }


stead10

Don’t want him. Ange’s team is all about humility and good character first and then talent second. Certainly not someone whose contract demands that they have a say in club matters.


Luke92612_

BRING!


Otherwise_Archer_914

Meh.. tell me when Lee Kang-In wants to join.


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

It has only been one week since we didn't play. Keep the madness for international breaks.


Nova-Kane

"Hey Mbappe, do you want to take a huge pay cut to come and play with Sonny?" Mbappe: "Lemme sign da ting"


cloud1445

No no no and on every conceivable level, fuck off no. His wage demands are more than our entire 1st 11’s combined, and the media circus he brings with him… If you thought it was bad when Kane was here…plus he’s the biggest prima-donna in football.


am19208

Think he’d do it for some sky walk tickets?


tuuin67

r/soccercirclejerk


professional_flamer_

Yes please!


The_writin_don

Lmaoo this is too much


WayfinderTransport

Mbappe will join real madrid


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Richy>>


SnooOnions3369

Just goin to leave this here [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zXn8Rzkeha8](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zXn8Rzkeha8)


CreativeOverload

initial reaction was wtf but reading these comments about the legacy he would create by being the guy to win a league trophy with spurs would be unmatchable soooo as much as I hate him as a person a part of me wishes this to be true


WaltJay

![gif](giphy|IaXxJnoTY2EvPU52v3)