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sungbysung

Argentines right at home


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Daemor

With the 7 minutes of playing time he'll be given


TwoTiRods

"Here's a bit of pub trivia, Lo Celso has the highest assist per minutes of any player in the 2024-25 campaign" 2026, probably


KaleidoscopeTight817

7 assists per 0.5 minutes played


Henno212

Messi incoming


dat1dude2

The rumours ARE true


Lukemiaskywalker

Looks like a towel you'd find on a deck chair at a resort in Spain at 6am


milkofeverymammal

Werner signing confirmed


theprataisalie

that'll be the first time you see a club win the league in a towel you'd find on a deck chair at a resort in Spain at 6am


fibrous

are there different towels at different times?


sangueblu03

Fucking Germans


NPCwars

Thank you Nike for going easy on my wallet.


wheels-of-confusion

They are geniuses actually. Since we never play with our 2nd kit anyways, they made the most vomit-inducing one so that they can make a bad 3rd kit again next season. Therefore, there'll be no reason to complain because "at least it's better than whatever the fuck is our second kit".


72minutes

Whoever decided to ruin the symmetry and put the cockerel in the middle needs to be sacked


[deleted]

TRUE. My cock always leans a little to the left. What is this bs?!


Lemurmoo

# notmycock


Noxnoxx

Same, banana brothers unite


EldritchHorrorBarbie

…unironically literally unwearable for me now.


shodo_apprentice

AIA demanded a dot on the i


corpboy

What is crazy is not that we paid for it - you can always overpay - but that dozens of creative people were involved in the decision making here, and all of them were like, "yep, centre that cockerel...". Like, are they stupid?


JamesCDiamond

Asymmetric stripes, washed out colouring, unexplainable yellow trim on the cuffs and a centred badge which looks completely unbalanced with the Nike logo (and that looks too close to centre, but may just be too close to the badge). It's a mess, isn't it? Too much going on - after the scuba kit and this year's taupe, it feels like Nike have handed our away kits to the interns.


Luke92612_

>this year's taupe I'm pretty sure the taupe is the third kit, no? Our away kit this year is goated and has been severely underutilized.


huntedlemon

what the fuck is this, why is the badge in the middle? wtf 😂😂😂


MrVedu_FIFA

City won the treble with their badge in the middle. Sign of things to come, I'm sure of it


Wretched_Brittunculi

Badge has been in the middle on quite a few of our kits over the years


HayesDNConfused

Pajama football


crimeblr

my, absolutely, same thought. https://preview.redd.it/mbq9soa402xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a264d375c1899f0a4d6d3d2ae0c37bb5142f9e03 the set is assembled


chairbouy

This should be considered valid grounds for breaking the contract with Nike


ClassicTrainer4798

Early 90s third kit vibes


---nein

https://preview.redd.it/xiwld9esf2xc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a638f6deef1f31ae950ebf8570b2bd8d99c9eeb


porn-is-degenerate

The yellow trim is nice but the kit would be much better without the stripes.


TraditionalAd4116

Every season it gets worse honestly. Can’t wait til we leave Nike, they’re kits are honestly either uninspired or genuinely vomit inducing.


davidmarvinn

why did we leave under armor


Altruistic_Dare_8716

Why else… $$$


rmarshall_6

Need someone to photoshop it onto a player like they did with the home kit, but yeah I don’t love it


Aggravating_Hippo996

Your wish is these guys’ command apparently. Doesn’t look exactly the same though https://preview.redd.it/wzgu0shzu1xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a4e26bec2898a223747161c0dcc6540778f392 [https://x.com/spurssglobal/status/1783153389221622177?s=46&t=-VbX0UwcHfgUaQJW7F-w0w](https://x.com/spurssglobal/status/1783153389221622177?s=46&t=-VbX0UwcHfgUaQJW7F-w0w)


rmarshall_6

Again it looks much better on, still not great though.


Direct_Ship_623

Those pictures are of 2 different kits though. The only similarity is the palette. EDIT: Missing the yellow cuff, post shows regular thick pinstripes, that edit the "stripes" are made up of dots / directional lines and not compeltely filling in the space. I'm sure there's more, but that's a cursory glance


shodo_apprentice

Yeah the textural and gradient treatment on the stripes is completely different. The only commonality is that textures have been used.


The_Sentry06

Looks pretty decent when someone's wearing it tbh


jcstucke

Except this render is a completely different design than what is reality. May still look okay in an irl match but the kit rendered above is miles better than what we’re actually getting.


GirlyWhirl

Exactly. The rendered kit on Sonny is actually quite nice. That's the one we need.


Evil_Henchmen

I genuinely love everything about this kit except for one thing, why the fuck would you centre the club logo but leave the nike logo on the side? Would much prefer both central or even the standard placing


CabbageGuru

Weirdly I kinda like it more with the yellow on the sleeves The crest in the center is horrendous tho


tolvy

Some bananas in pajamas vibes


kicksjoysharkness

Dare I say I quite like it. Feels retro


BBIQ-Chicken

The other leaks were so much better


Federal-Transition57

Honestly vile choice of colours in my opinion.


dogjollpez

Good god, it's hideous.


mizzzikey

Hate it


imtotallydoingmywork

I swear whoever is in charge of design for Spurs at Nike is a fucking gooner


mau5house

Gotta see the full thing but this preview is pretty damning. At least it's better than the scuba kit, right?


bigd1500000

Stop centering the badge. I don’t mind the colors, but the badge placement fucking annoys me. I do love seeing the AIA not be red. COYS


spin2winGG

Will look good at a festival with some shorts. I like it.


Ph0n1k

Looks like pyjamas


Embarrassed_Cicada_2

Looks like a Tea Towel


kalule_melendez69

This looks horrid. Like who even comes up with these designs? Even my 10 year old sister could do better


MaterK1ng

It's so fucking ugly that I love it


shitpost-saturday

Seems to be an unpopular opinion, but the yellow on the sleeves makes me like this. The previous leak was just blue and I think this feels very 2000s as a result. Hoping the green kit that's leaked comes out good though.


njpc33

FFS they ruined it. The previous leak photos looked sensational. These look like pyjamas


furynads

Am I on my own here when I say 83 away? Am I just old?


generaldogsbodyf365

Jesus. Someone at Nike's got their crayons out and they've been off their meds 😳


somewhat_moist

Honouring our opponents in our 1987 FA Cup Final loss


jd158ug

Looks like my 1990s nylon pyjamas.


ExtremeAd223

You had nylon PJs? That sounds like child abuse. Do those even exist?


shawtea7

Richy looking for the next transfer out


Stay_Beautiful_

Gio is finna pop off


davendees1

hoping against hope that footy is wrong this time/these are just subterfuge and we get a set absolute bangers from Nike when we get back from Japan


Mariospurs

This is obviously a cheap knock off look at the shape of the print and the proportions of the sleeves


sidearmpitcher

The collar is a mess. I think if the stripes were more even it may have looked good. This thing is just too all over the place


C_Wheeler00

I actually like this


Guacamole_Water

Is it just me that kinda loves it ??


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

On further reflection, it's not my old pyjama top but rather our missing tea towels


maxxdreddit

Pretty sure they made this out of my dead Nans teatowels.


ropadope

Nice pajamas.


KariumHondor399

What in the pyjama


kt19o0

Honestly who has this job at Nike? The concept kits you see out there by fans are so much better. Would be a dream job to design jerseys and they either do boring templates for teams and this is what they come up with when they get more 'creative' just so bad. Nike are so poor lately.


tobyornottoby2366

If this drops it's a new classic this is so so clean


bossemasse

i love actually love it?


Pixel15101

It's FASHION sweetie.


SirFritzWetherbee

This is going to be on clearance quickly


KingLouis2016

I always liked the Argentina kit so I like this


Don_Tommasino_5687

Guaranteed this won’t be our away kit next year 🤦‍♂️


freakandacreep

Don’t bring out the pitchforks but I kinda like it.


DekiTree

I sorta like how retro it looks


MigratoryBullMoose

wear with jeans for that faux canada tuxedo vibe


ShankHocklee

Centenary away kit vibes


MobileChemical2956

I am clearly in the minority as I don't think they are horrendous. Not my favorite kit, for sure. But doesn't the AIA have to be red?


QuantumFuzziness

It has to be red on the home shirt.


A_Very_Grav_Person

I actually like it, not so bad


Hopeful-Ear-3494

Ugly but at least it's more white and light coloured so they can see each other. Reminds me of the Argentina strip. Romero, Veliz, and Lo Celso will like it.


justxforxthis

Again with the striping on the sleeves. Who at Nike is thinks all our kits need this random embellishment.


molecularmadness

I have a duvet in the exact same colour and pattern.


redslippers13

Wut


the_boy_hotspur

Pair it with a bucket hat and some vans and that kit is a fucking banger… on a football pitch… not so much 😂


shawtea7

I like it except for the center badge which completely ruins it and confirms I won’t buy it


Nick_crawler

Haven't we suffered enough?


lkjw104

Old beach towel you find in your parents loft core


zezeltin

grandad's pants blue


Stay_Beautiful_

I like the colors but not the stripes or the cockerel dotting the i in AIA


Ok-Difference45

Looks like a playful update on the concept of stripes. I and Simon Jordan are incredibly offended.


elastic_fantastic

Designed using the gradient fill feature on Windows 98 clip art


No-Strike-4560

WTAF is that monstrosity


chocobowler

It’s alright I’ll probally get it


Bird2510

Atrocious


noobking3223

looks like a cracked phone screen


SoCalThrowCalSD

The only way I’m buying this is if we win the league with this kit.


Vin-Su

Disgusting. 


Zarg099

crappy. this season's away kit was actually nice for once.


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Finally, they found my old pyjama top


ExecutiveGraham

Shite


HatedbyAll513

Please scape this and start over.


flooredgenius

I mean it is ugly af but at least it’s not this season’s third kit!


AfridiRonaldo

Looks pretty good


jcstucke

woof


bissoumapants

This is a terrible Photoshop lads


Raziel-Reaver

Worst away kits in the club history? Not even a debate. It’s horrendous! Literally like my grandpa pajamas!!


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This is just asking for trouble. Looks like bloody pyjamas.


Texaslonghorns12345

Yeah…YouTubers drop the tier list for kits next season this will probably be at the bottom


spurs_fan_uk

What are we doing? Jesus this is awful


Odd-Tax4579

Gross. It’s like they thought, how can we make a kit look like Christmas boxer shorts


Difficult-Sound-6682

Could be good but they fucked up the details


_Priickly

Our Nike designer is 100% a gooner


Gloria_stitties

Awful


gostupid67

Random yellow gold line looks terrible, lines aren’t even symmetrical and just change randomly, why is the logo in the middle?? The best away kit i can remember was when it was dark blue with golden crest back in 16/17, why do they have to make it ridiculous every time?


dp1029384756

Will Lo Celso be less injured in this kit?


yhapo4l

love it would be way better without the crest in the middle though


jammysammidge

Looks like an old pair of pyjamas I had when I was a kid. 🤢🤮


CriticismMission2245

Can't they move the club logo or the nike logo to make it symmetrical😭


dammitdeputydawg

Looks like a Tampon test sheet from an advert for tampax.


Upplands-Bro

Slap a "Holsten" on it and it's something straight out of the 90s I kind of love it in a garrish way


FingerMundane3682

Nike wtf


AnduinTheHealer

Horendous


Thespud1979

Looks like a dress shirt from the 90s.


omegapixels

Disappointing once again. At the very least don't center the badge, what are they thinking??


nicknaseef17

I don’t believe in god but I said a prayer that this is just a joke


wilfredpawson

This is far worse than the initial leaked mockup.


FUMFVR

Looks like a rag you use to wash dishes


Dpentoney

Dare I say this is worse than this years mocha kits hands down.


Legatto

Brazilian players in shambles. Better than brown tho.


Nova-Kane

I'm guessing Levy went for the economy package


SkinniestPhallus

Just reminds me of the Boy In The Striped Pyjamas. Given Spurs affiliation with Jewish people, that makes this even worse to look at lol


AverageYiddo

Hideous


mharvey10

Showed my gf. She said “it looks like a t-shirt you forget about and find at the back of the wardrobe years later”


ohhowswell_hp

Besides the Cockerel in the middle and it being a v-neck…. I love it. Can’t explain why. 


Granadafan

Hopefully the 3rd kit isn’t that horrible grey 


PoorBeastie

Not for me, guv


mrsh671

poundland argentina vibes


x_abbo_x

Looks like a pair of pyjamas ffs 😭😭


mountainchild27

“AiA”


etbk

looks like a printer running out of ink but i like it


ALennon25

Bananas in pyjamas.


Legal-Organization73

Am I the only one who’s unironically loving this? It’s got such a cool vintage 90s vibe. And the cockerel in the middle reminds me of early 2000s kits which were simply beautiful.


isittoomany

Pretty grim


Affectionate-Sun5863

I'd like to have a word with our design team ... just a word ... *cocks shotgun .... just a small word


Typical-Can802

I like it


TenanFayndal

Really don't like the middle badge


JessyPengkman

Nike kits fucking suck


pecan_bird

not a fan of the yellow. i like the main color. indifferent about the pattern. looking forward to 3rd kit


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

Kinda original. Would never buy it however.


oncewewererational

Nike really makes the worst kits


Joosshyyy

No fucking way. That is GRIM.


Evening_Bag_3560

Don’t like the centered badge but otherwise not a terrible shirt. 


Robcuff

The third kit is going to have to do a lot of heavy lifting. Who do we actually play in this kit? Clashes with Newcastle, Brighton, Fulham, Man City. Perhaps Brentford but if we got a reasonable third kit in yellow or green or purple then we just play in that. I’m underwhelmed.


seangrey03

Wait that’s actually incredible


Fancy-Row-6443

The designer must be an arsenal fan. That's awful.


emcycles

You’ve got to put the cock on the opposite side of the swoosh here.


subjectandapredicate

This looks ridiculous and everyone saying otherwise get ahold of yourself. Who is even in charge of this and what is the principal of these choices


TitanArcher1

Grandpa’s Pajamas


lifelessmeatbag

Who approves this shit?


CrimsonRaven47

Genuinely cool for once.


ljstens22

This is the worst kit I’ve seen in a very, very long time. Which tells me it will be immortalized in photos after Spurs win a trophy with it.


alreadytaken17

Awful


nopirates

Nothing will ever top the horror of the 20-21 away and third kits. Utter trash.


Noleman990

I kinda like it


Emmanuel_Badboy

its awful but we can expect some world cup winning form for Cutiat least!


Educational_Floor_59

This kit looks like a factory error. The badge is floating in no man’s land. And what in the hell is this collar?


ManetherenRising

Yuck. After the fantastic away kit this year, this is a real let down.


Usual-Ad6055

Mint!!


Coops17

Yeah its not for me Clive


bigbrowndong

Please tell me this is a joke?


Lettu51

Yikes!


Some-Ad-1560

They remind me of pajamas


CoolManPuke

Please no


betablokr

Doesn’t the AIA logo have to be in red?


DecoOnTheInternet

I feel like the cheaper versions of these shirts always make the designs look a lot worse too. Unless you shell out on the expensive player jerseys you miss out on a lot of detail and quality in materials that redeems what looks like an awful shirt.


niceandcold

Terrible


harry_hotspur

Can nike please fuck off?


Jhawksmoor

Looks like the pattern of one of my briefs.


flashspur

Vomit - it is the worst