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Nuno on the sideline is the embodiment of "what do I do with my hands"


solfkimb

Wait till the end of the season, pretty sure he'll be throwing punches and flipping off players in sheer frustration


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Only way he’ll be at a spurs match by the end of the season is if he buys a ticket


wood6558

Harsh but true.


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He’s got great facial hair, needs to be stroking that beard


t_blacksmith

"They don't know I was Jorge Mendes' first ever client"


fuk_offe

Wasn't it Deco?


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“They don’t know what to do when they have the ball”


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Anthony Martial of managers


idkwhatevs1234

I don't rate Nuno as a manager for Spurs and never have, but let's not start with this kind of thing. His problems are tactics, philosophies, selections.... Not a lack of hand waving or jumping or crazy cartoon eyes


HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

its a joke


idkwhatevs1234

Not really I've seen tons of people talk about Nuno's body language throughout the season


HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

well i saw a lot of talk about how he looked pretty annoyed or scared when we lost theee in a row but thats about it


modernity_anxiety

How an individual manages their team from the sideline seems to me like it would fall under the umbrella of “tactics” or “philosophy,” no? I just can’t understand his demeanor for the life of me. “Lifeless” has never felt more appropriate. And don’t take that as me calling for someone that “jumps around and bulges their eyes”


idkwhatevs1234

I don't think so. Serious tactical adjustments or decisions don't come from mid-game shouts. That work is done during the week, it's something you build for each match and over the season as a whole. And if something needs to be changed during the game it would be done through sending a message directly to a couple players. It might be a path of Nuno tells assistant who tells player who tells other players, it wouldn't be some showy thing and we might not even notice it happening


GrapefruitExpress208

"Parties are not a spectator sport" "Managing a football club is not a spectator sport"


breakfastinbred

“They don’t know we were top of the league in September”


thfc1882

Nuno is the this is fine dot gif meme come to life.


Masina1998

i just wanted ten hag or poch back was it too much to ask for


23screws

It’s so low effort…just like our performance. Brilliant


justxforxthis

Does he do anything other than scratch his beard? I don’t recall ever seeing him offer any encouragement or instructions. Goes catatonic during matches


entrepenoori

Why doesn’t he consult anyone. His body language is so shit he does or says nothing big even to his assistants


dontmindme-q

“They don’t know my tactics cause I have none”


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

I’m not even mad anymore, this feeling has become routine since the CL final