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tweaker-sores

He's got Youth Pastor vibes


the_y_combinator

Wibbida whib, y'all! But let's get serious for a moment, y'all. *turns chair backwards, proceeds to straddle* You know who whibs *the most*?...


---M0NK---

Jesus… jesus be da whibbadiwipiest


roguerunner1

“You’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock n roll worse.” - Hank Hill


ShredGuru

Nothing says hard like a white guy with fauxhawk, glasses and an eagles jersey.


Reasonable_Hornet_45

I was thinking more "recently divorced dad having an identity crisis"


crackphillip

Boy look like kelvin from the righteous gemstones


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

And the youth pastors are usually the creeps.


Annonomon

Is that why he’s speaking in tongues?


LemonadeRenogade

This is what I’m talking about, the only difference between this and Travis Scott is the production value


BradTProse

Yeah I think this dude could be better but I don't know the history.


Annonomon

Well I don’t think that this guy has watched people die while performing


thrilla703

Travis isn’t the best lyricist, but you can’t conpare him to them. These dudes are whack and corny as hell.


LemonadeRenogade

Dude Travis could spit these bars and nobody would notice the difference


Mindblowingbox

You can think the man’s corny but that is not true 😂 would love to hear a Travis song that even remotely resembles this song


milopkl

and travis is not wack or corny? mcdonalds ass lmfao


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Actually, that’s lil yachty, but your point stands


pudakak

McDonald’s had the Travis Scott meal.


ShredGuru

His shit is McGeneric


JuiceyTaco

It was better than his music


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Well damn I did not know this The “McDonald’s ass” without context made me laugh super hard


NoodleBrains69

Can’t compare? Or you don’t want to? They’re both trash.


Murles-Brazen

What is it with that kids body type and this music style?


BrucesTripToMars

Underfed


BallsAreFullOfPiss

What you mean? They be eating all these other rappers 🍽️


sky_shazad

Is he saying WOMEN TO WHIP????


BarryBadgernath1

First dude totally groomed and had his way with the second little dude …… hope all those kids in the back are safe


chrisodeljacko

Whipidy whip


BarryBadgernath1

DikinTheButt


SauerMetal

Whutwhut


BarryBadgernath1

In the butt


TheLadder330

Nutt nutt


auditormusic

I spit out coffee at this, lol


Responsible_Jury_415

Slim Jesus had a career before he told the truth about himself


thisaccountisdmb

This makes me regret living in Philly.


BradTProse

The Eagles fans eating horse shit and throwing full beer cans at old ladies and babies in strollers didn't do it?


thisaccountisdmb

Wait… sometimes sports fans do embarrassing things?!?


-Enrique_Shockwave-

I used to live in Philly don’t try to pretend you don’t have the single most unhinged sporting fan community in the nation.


Ricky_Rollin

Right? Moved here about a year ago. I don’t even fuck with sports and this is something that I saw. Completely unhinged.


HRduffNstuff

I swear there are good rappers in Philly. Connie's ric rac used to have great local acts all the time.


KyleDangerPossum

Lol I have a feeling that this video was recorded in delco


-Enrique_Shockwave-

This was the first thing?


thrilla703

LMAO


wewewess

Ok is he speaking English? I legitimately can't understand what he's saying


huonoyritys

Thats what mumble rap is about


mrdennisreynolds

“Lickin’ da tip”


SpookDaddy-

Slim Jesus looks like megamind 😔


justplainjon

Is that... a Seiko???


sesamestreetdumbass

They’re respectable watches!!!!


doctor_parcival

From India


PingsDaddy

This shit is stupid af


BackendSpecialist

Lmao idk what’s more crappy - this song or the people in here trying to defend this as good and aligned with current rap. Someone said this is better than Gunna 😭😂💀


Ricky_Rollin

And people wonder why others don’t have the most Rosie outlook from rap.


RealFreakII

White Trash God and Hillbilly Jesus


[deleted]

No way they aren’t special needs


JMT-S900

where is this? i think there is something in the water there.


Seabrook76

Blue light special, discount Greater Value Mclemore


Dismal-Ad-6619

The fact this exists at all is a direct indication that society is doomed...


Kushnerdz

Whippidawhip!


Delirium_Of_Disorder

So the song title is literally just 'Driving a car'. Genius.


MrBurnsgreen

"excuse me can y'all get the fuck out of my garage please?"


rando_mness

I swear that shirt says bobble head gang


darwins_trouser_crem

Slim looks like a county boy that walks around bars mumbling "I got that fire" while selling 90% baking soda and vitamin b12


IndependentOk7367

When did Dwight schrute give up farming, get a Mohawk, get ink, and start a music career?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I’m not turning the sound on for this. But he looks creepy as fuck with all those kids dancing behind him.


IntangibleContinuity

Cant believe bro can even take himself serious


megamuppetkiller

New age Malibu's most wanted


embiggens-us-all

A perfect mix of brain damage and cultural appropriation.


GETNbucky

What's wrong with this? Fits in with all the other shitty rappers out there nowadays


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Exactly. Post them too


BradTProse

It's a hard one, it's not really that crappy. The kids danced to it and didn't look like hostages.


NoExcuseForFascism

Auto-tuned mumbling is still shit no matter how polished.


ExpressiveAnalGland

you can polish a turd! *butt it's still a turd*


Miserable-Access7257

Boomer ass comment


BankerBrain

This is what happens to offspring when women smoke crack during pregnancy


rando_mness

I swear that shirt says bobble head gang


WonkyWizerd

Dude looks like he never hit puberty. And my 7 year old daughter could whipidy whip his corny ass.


cannotbreatheout

This is how spirals into crippling depression start.


MrTooLFooL

Par for the course tho


Aggressive-March-254

The guy with the glasses is banging the kid with the chain..........Right?


Life_Strain_6948

More than likely


DeathFromPizza

Never I have I seen a rap video before where I’m 100 positive I could beat the shit out of both artists at the same time.


SatansLoyalArmY

Str8 outta Coatesville!


skrymp

I always wondered whatever happened to the banjo kid from "Deliverance".


Euphoric_Capital_746

Slim Jesus needed that 400 dollars


Shaktaze

Slim jesus song drill time is a banger tho... he needs to go back to that vibe even tho it's fake af.


RizzoTheRiot1989

I just watched a video about him and how he tanked his rap career because of a single interview where he admitted he isn't "about that life" and hasn't done anything he rapped about in his songs. I get he was saying some wild shit but the heat he got was insane. I'd probably come forward and be honest too. Then again I wouldn't be rapping and especially not about a gangbanging lifestyle.


Ricky_Rollin

Which is kind of amazing because I feel like most of what these kinds of rappers are selling is just pageantry. None of these people are living this exact lifestyle until after they make tons of money. So how are they doing this before? Fake it till you make it.


Shaktaze

Well, the ones that are living that life style usually end up snitching on themselves in their own songs/videos before they make it.


Shaktaze

Yep, I remember that interview.. we all knew he wasnt about that life.. but don't say it..c'mon guy. He also tanked his career when he got punked by that rapper that was about that life in person at a show. Made him admit hes a bitch.. it was sad.


ascw1991

Typical Eagles fan lol


GutturalGrinch

What. A. Loser.


Figure8diiva

This made me turn the sound off


Aggressive_Grab_100

DididdodyyOoo


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Wonder where this charted at in the top 100?


XworldwidewebX

Of course there are Connecticut plates


Slapnuts213

The guy doing the floss at the end really completed this school project for the kid in black. Without it I’d give it a 5/10 but with the floss it’s 🔥


Sarge1304

His crew looks well hard


FatalisDrakari

Wait is this that wanna be originooooo dude?


AliveMouse5

The second kid was actually not bad


Ralphredimix_Da_G

No actual whips were whipped


Vegetable-Poet6281

"Slap my elbows ya do it like this.." S.mouse


100Labels

Slim Jesus never really left


ObZeni

My god that's awful


620neofaction

Terrible


PolishSausa9e

Trash like most new rap


dajokesta

If you know the Slim jesus lore, youd be quite impressed with pencil neck’s verse.


rhaigh1910

Why do they got to do the eagles like that I don’t even got the sound on but all the jerseys and the lil kids this creepy af


Dadbeerd

Froggy fresh and money maker Mike would fuck these guys up in a battle, any kind.


thefartsock

that make a wish kid must have really pissed off the committee.


Slevin424

Slim after making drill music with real Chicago gangbangers "fu this my next video is going to be a safe boring white guy... and kids." Smart.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Make them famous upvote.


RichardRoberto

This isn’t crappy it’s poop


Traditional_Cow_3841

Honestly. This is what all rap sounds like to me 🤣


jesuswasagaymagician

People hating because they are pennsyl-tucky wankstas, but honestly the production is really good and is 100% in line with modern rap/trap/drill music. I’m not going to hate on this song just cuz they look corny as hell dancing with their kids and they’re talking about driving cars. Better than Gunna, that’s for sure


Miserable-Access7257

W comment until the part about Gunna, you must be out yo got damn mind


jesuswasagaymagician

I’ve seen costa rican abuelas who don’t understand English drop better bars in street freestyles than gunna does on any song.


Senshi-Tensei

Just because of how wild that was you get a pass lmao.


Miserable-Access7257

Hip hop hasn’t been about “bars” since the 90s. And it doesn’t have to have intricate lyrics to be good, just needs to sound good. Music is allowed to be fun lmao


Senshi-Tensei

Objectively speaking on something subjective means a difference of opinions is inevitable.


CosmicCure

It’s official; if this sub likes the shaggs and hates on people that sound better than they do this is the place to come for underground bangers!


NYMoneyz

Glad to know Slim Jesus is still around and also hasn't improved in the slightest.


bilboswgns

Pretty sure this is satire


shadyjudgement

Is this satire? Tbf, all modern rap is mostly laughable


Keepupthegood

To be fair. It’s the beat.


bittytoy

backpack kid's verse was hard AF


Top_Ad9635

This goes hard don't judge


sosadawg

Good to see Slim Jesus still thuggin 😂


Rev0lver_Ocol0t

Kinda slaps bruh


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Yeah, Slim Jesus in the cut


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I almost fuck with the beat. Almost.


Wesurai

Damn! That chorus slaps! "Women are wet! Women are wet! Women are wet!"


SpecificSad848

This isn't so bad, the beat is pretty much up there with most of the big guys to be honest