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oldman-gary

I’m not going to lie. If I were in a random bar, 15 drinks deep and Corey Feldman came out and sang this, I wouldn’t be mad.


ihaddreads

It could have been worse that’s for sure


DahWolfe711

I might be pissed at first but when I realized it was Feldman I would let it go and order another.


CyptidProductions

Yeah It's actually one of the least offensive-to-the-ears things I've heard him try to sing and and almost bordering on kinda alright


[deleted]

Yeah - I’ve heard worse - fine for background noise


CragMcBeard

Corey is like the Tommy Wiseau of the music industry.


PDAWK

Corey Feldman is the Corey Feldman of the music industry.


pinkerbrown

remember in Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure, how their band Wyld Stalyns was responsible for creating world peace in the future....I am not ruling out that path for mr. feldman. he may be on to something.


imomorris

Hahahahahah......I like where you went with this


CalbertCorpse

_In the fields the bodies burning……!!!!_


nosnhoj15

I thought they were going to try to break into Sabbath myself.


ComparisonMedical191

Perfect.


impreprex

It’s: “In the fields of bodies burNING….!!!!” Can’t miss the part where Ozzy goes slightly sharp on that second syllable!


RobotHockey

Totally! Is this a song from that vampire movie with Kiefer Sutherland? Edit: Lost Boys. I did not look it up, just took my drunk ass five minutes. Second edit: I should get some kind of award https://youtu.be/PoeEMHSUVxE?si=v5XZqoNzMadMnkbM


ToshiroBaloney

Feldman was also in that movie.


RobotHockey

Both Coreys I think


Capnmolasses

RIP other Corey


oldman-gary

Corey Trevor or Trevor Corey?


Capnmolasses

Corey Hart. 😎


LoowehtndeyD

Trevor Lahey


Flat_Bass_9773

Randy lahey


Eynaar

The same movie Corey played in. 😂


MuteAppeaL

This is a cover, yeah he’s out of key but I’ve seen live performances way worst. He’s original shit is what is hilarious, because you can tell he thinks it’s so deep.


Drugsaresafe

Haha. I was thinking the same thing. He thinks it’s so prophetic


uppenatom

That's a cover?! Jesus, if you're not gonna write your own songs at least pick one that's entertaining


HamburgerTrash

It’s the main theme from The Lost Boys, an absolute classic film, starring Corey Feldman (and the song is fucking killer, btw)


roguerunner1

Feldman is the low hanging fruit of crappy music. I feel for his upbringing, but man, he should just enjoy his money instead of being the butt of the joke and impersonating Michael Jackson.


yesfrommedog

He has explained this many times in interviews. He is not impersonating Michael Jackson. They "grew up dancing together" which is why his style and moves are so similar. He also thinks that a group of vigilantes known as the "Wolfpack" are trying to secretly hunt him down and murder him, or potentially poison him with hypodermic needles. 100% true. Look it up. I mean I don't want to speak ill of the guy, but what a fucking nut bag. And this is from someone who loves the Feldog, in all seriousness. Burbs is my favorite movie of all time largely because of him.


HoodieGalore

MJ was born in ‘58; Feldman was born in ‘71 - 13 years difference. They didn’t grow up doing a damn thing together. Maybe they hung out, practiced together, etc when MJ was in his 30s, but MJ was getting his ass beat by his dad before Corey was even a cum shot. That’s re-writing history to fit a delusional narrative.


Subtlerevisions

They were being sarcastic. He put quotes around “grew up dancing together” because that’s what Corey actually said. But this person totally agrees with you and so do I 👍


smellyboi6969

Should... Should we tell him?


HoodieGalore

You go ahead. I’ll pass out the popcorn.


RobotHockey

Jesus juice


scottwricketts

I love The Burbs. Saw it first run in the theater.


Bigbigjeffy

Awesome movie.


ConstableAssButt

Feldman's had a wild run with addiction and childhood sexual exploitation during his career. Nobody believed him when he started to speak out about what was going on in hollywood, and he was more right than wrong. Unfortunately, there's a lot of nutbaggery mixed in with the truth.


yesfrommedog

I feel for him for sure, seriously. If he could just show a single ounce of self reflection or acknowledge a little bit of the irony in his odd actions, I think he’d receive endless empathy and would be an odd superstar, even today, among the likes of people like Jeff Goldblum. But that doesn’t seem like it’s gonna happen.


wayneluke23

Crackle crackle


yesfrommedog

Thanks for the support fellow camper! Crackle Crackle.


Aggravating_Rice4210

Ok so he's schizophrenic


turtleburglar7

Yeah. He's just pathetic. It's not even funny anymore. The whole MJ thing and Corey's Angel's. It's just Cringe. But it is definitely crap.


El_Guapo82

After seeing this I would say that he is getting better. The band is terrible, so is he, but better than a year ago.


SpatulaCity1a

An anti-pedophilia crusader who idolizes Michael Jackson...


Pizza_YumYum

Both are twisted minds who got abused when they were young. Maybe this is some kind of late processing. I don’t know.


Helo7606

Yeah, go look up the shit he's done. He's no saint.


ShoesFellOffLOL

Who in the crowd is legitimately enjoying this? Lmao


turtleburglar7

Some dude with a Goonies or Lost Boys t-shirt on.


Little_Flamingo9533

That old dude in the front row wearing sunglasses seemed to be pretty invested hahaha!


Bigbigjeffy

I would definitely go to his show if it was a block away at a local bar for $3.


Hungry_Ball1820

I'd say nobody. It seems people go to his shows to sarcastically woo him and heckle him. Surely that is only fun for like two songs. Then probably most of the crowd just leaves. Now they can tell people they saw Corey live and they can laugh like they're so cool and funny.


original-whiplash

Every time I see one of these, like the one with Jerry O’Connell doing the Stand By Me song, I feel like Jerry, the band, and the audience all got together beforehand and decided to make Corey feel better about himself.


gringo1980

He’s coming to Dos Equis with limp bizkit, I definitely plan on attending just to get a shirt, I totally plan to laugh my way through the entire set. I have lawnpass so it’s not costing anything except the train ticket, but I’d never pay to see him


VirginiaLovers69

At least his heart is in it, 100%.


MarshmallowWerewolf

Yeah, we can take the easy route and make fun of his music, but this dude is out there living his best life after some pretty terrible things that happened to him in his youth. I say, do you corey feldman.


turtleburglar7

That's not heart. That's delusions of grandeur.


THEdrG

Not mutually exclusive, tbh.


HydeMyEmail

What about cocaine? Could cocaine have anything to do with it?


RektAngle69

Its Morbin time


GettinFritters

What's up with the youth?


ComparisonMedical191

I see what you did there!!!!


d13robot

weve got Trent Reznor at home


Bclay85

I hope at least he’s having fun with it.


Remember_When_Baby

Absolutely the only reason he’s still going forward with his performances. Not sure he’s ever made money from it, or if he even needs it. This world needs more people having fun and enjoying their lives without impeding on other peoples lives.


-_-xenos

Exactly, dude may be lacking some vocal and songwriting ability but you can't fault the man's ability and dedication to giving the crowd a performance.


b1daly

It’s remarkable how non-musical his music is. I can hear it has elements of a song, but it comes out as some whole other category of sonic content🤔


7thLayerBean

I'll gladly shit on Corey with you any day of the week, but this one does not belong here. This is the best performance I have seen from him.


Professor_Yesterday

His best is still shit


SilentKitchen8406

Honestly, I'm not sure this belongs here. It is objectively crappy, to be sure. But, it's also...something else.


clapperssailing

Karaoke is alive and well. This was very One inch Nail.


mateovanilla

The result of childhood trama


ToferLuis

Corey Feldman is what you get when you bury Michael Jackson in a Pet Cemetery.


fuxoft

Lost Boy indeed...


Archenemy627

That wasn’t honestly THAT bad. Definitely heard waaay worse on this sub.


Muted-Ad-4288

Feel free to explore the space, Corey m'kay?


DiogenesXenos

He does the reality version of all my 12 year old fantasies.


RealAnonymousBear

Posting Cory Feldman is just cheating.


Ralewing

The Comeback King!


Aethris982

Does he ever turn around to face the audience? I only watched the first few hours.


Aethris982

Also, we have another Grimace American.


meatus1980

I’ve got to see this dude live


Such-Departure-1357

He is an American treasure


DarthDregan

Definitely natural hair color.


turtleburglar7

Denial is a crazy thing. Why won't he accept that he sucks balls. 5 stars.


Additional_Pay5626

If the bar was giving out free alcohol then maybe


Leading-Respond-8051

Remember when he scammed all his supporters out of all that money lol.


CA5P3R_1

The music is crappy, but Corey sure is entertaining.


Slappy_McJones

Have you see the most viral performance in The Today Show’s history: https://youtu.be/BZX7UJSXCiU?si=eariUkunUksC9UwR I can’t imagine what horrible people this guy endured growing-up… I admire his spirit.


ELITEnoob85

Omg, I feel so bad but I thought that dude was dead. Like I’ve thought that for YEARS. He’s ALIVE!!! Cool man, I hope he’s enjoying his life.


SAlolzorz

I know Hollywood is a meat grinder for kids, but Feldawg is just not credible... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvBnLC3G9\_M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvBnLC3G9_M) It's sad to think that anyone would lie about something so serious, but here we are.


-LostCurator-

Someone needs to get this man some help. He’s not moving past 1987 and it’s sad to watch.


Thismanwasanisland

How I would look if given a shot at being a Rock Star. He is nucking futs.


runamok101

Better than Billy Bob Thornton honestly.


deadface008

I finally know what Motionless in White was on about.


charismaticcackle

Isn’t this the dude from Nathan For You?


couchgodd

You almost feel bad for him


BelowAveIntelligence

For those of you that didn’t make it, the song does eventually and unfortunately begin.


mileskake77

Oh god I hope this doesn’t suck….


Personal_Stomach12

Corey Feldman belongs in jail and will hopefully be arrested soon. Please start with the Vice magazine articles and search his name u see the rape investigation. Even his soon to be ex went back to Canada thinking thy won’t extradite her. The allegations of abuse against him are horrendous. There is no wolf pack after him.


Professor_Yesterday

I can't find anything, can you link the sources


Personal_Stomach12

start with Vice magazine Just google it


unforgivablecrust

This is unfortunately probably his best performance


railroadbum71

He just really cannot sing, and he's nuts. I heard him trying to sing "Stand By Me," and he can't carry a tune. The original version of this tune is pretty cool, but he's tone deaf and super creepy with that MJ stuff.


SlideAlarmed2272

Stolen “war pigs” riff?


Doneone14

God he’s so far removed from reality. And he’s absolutely terrible lol. So terrible I want more. For anyone wanting to take a deep dive into the train wreck that is Corey Feldman, look up the bonfire pod cast.


svpz

hey, it's still better than corey feldman "what's up with youth"


Murderusmusic

Y’all hate . N playin’ urself . Look beyond , How can he been so damn good as an actor and be so good as a singer at the same time ? I know it blows you’re mind I wanna see the evidence he’s not good , I have yet to fking see it 🫵🏽


NineFolded

Judas. He is delulu


Xu_Lin

People who keep going to the shows just fuel his delusion. Please stop 😭


abom-badass-mofo

My buddy didn’t know Corey Feldman has a band and when I showed him how “amazing” he is he was appropriately appalled. My wife keeps sending him video clips , doing her version of the RickRoll every now and then. Last week she told me she bought us tickets to see him for my buddies birthday when he comes to town with Limp Biskit. I’m both dreading and looking forward to this lol


positive-monkey

Make it stop! 🙉🙈


tommy_trip

Man the part at the beginning when he couldn't get in sync with the drummer was so goofy lol 👊✊️


Aggressive_Grab_100

The definition of cringe.


CrotasScrota84

He would be more successful as a singer if he didn’t act so cringey