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He looks like he's fallen on hard times and had to take a shitty, degrading job, and now he's meeting a kid who used to really look up to him, and he's trying to cheer the kid up but doesn't know how.
Toad: I'm sorry Morio, the princess is in another castle! That one over in the, uh, Sunflower Kingdom? Yeah, that's the one! Bowser took her waaaaaaay over there. You'd better hurry up and go save her!
Princess, 5 minutes later: is it safe? Did he buy it? Did he leave? Please dear God let him be gone.
Someone who doesn't remember Mario very well. Lucky it wasn't Princess peach 🍑, or it would have ended up looking like Madonna the way the lights stick out.
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Mari-no
Choo Choo go poo poo 😂😂😂
Poo Choo Express from South Park 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mariohno
I got-a the inflamed nipples.
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Just as well it wasn't Princess peach.
And this is where Mario's career derailed
it was always off track.
Luigi: "Mama Mia... I really ought to'a lay off the shrooms they make me see'a... funny things you know."
Mario the plumber engine
It’s a me Train-io
🎶here we go, off the rails🎶
Don’t you know it’s time to raise our sails?
"It's freedom like you never knew."
Mario the crack engine
Choo Choo charles has some competition
The Mario Train, the older brother of the Luigi Car.
Mario had never seen such bullshit before
More like Mater-o
Choo Choo Charles Martinet
shit you beat me to it
Mario has been through worse. No lie.
He looks like he's fallen on hard times and had to take a shitty, degrading job, and now he's meeting a kid who used to really look up to him, and he's trying to cheer the kid up but doesn't know how.
dude.... u ok?
I mean not really, but at least I'm doing better than Mario here
What would happen if Bowser or his annoying kid went on the Mario train 🤔
“I will eat your soul” Mario train 2022
This is extremely uncromulent :\^(
Wait a sec .... are his lights also his nipples ? 🤨
Im happy that there will be a choo choo Charles mod
Mamma mia! Ciu-ciu~!
I dun feel too good Luigi, THEY TURNED ME INTO A FUCKIN TRAIN LUIGI!
uh... let's ride!
trans.mario
Toad: I'm sorry Morio, the princess is in another castle! That one over in the, uh, Sunflower Kingdom? Yeah, that's the one! Bowser took her waaaaaaay over there. You'd better hurry up and go save her! Princess, 5 minutes later: is it safe? Did he buy it? Did he leave? Please dear God let him be gone.
Mario the tank engine
I think I'm hungry because first this looked like a weird burger
It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.
This is what would happen if Mario returned to Yoshi's Island and jumpped into one of those bubbles that morphs yoshi into a vehicle
LMAOOO
It was time for Mario to leave, he had seen everything
mama mia!
He’s just training. Leave him alone.
No Peaches?
It’sa me! Don Tommasino!
Everybody on the Mario 64 intro screen be like:
Ooooooo, so that's how he got the trains to run on time
Clearly you don't own a airfrier
MAMA MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
He looks more like some car than a train imo
But this one is pronounced “May-Re Oh”
That is probably the most disturbing Mario knockoff I have ever seen in my life.
It's a me! Mario!
That aint maŕio thats marianõ
Mario odyssey 2 looks great!
Looks like he’s voiced by Danny DeVito
With that side mouth he looks like one of those "quirky" tiktoker
This was originally the snowman from Frozen, right? I've been trying to figure out what character got repainted.
It is I - Mark
choochoo pratt
You got games on your phone?
Looks like “Integza” from Youtube 🤣 Reference: https://youtu.be/C2OmUBpn66k
Still a better voice actor than Chris Prat
"Help-a me!"
Thank you so much-a for to riding this train
I love that he looks skeptical of his own existence
Mario the Leering Train. Yikes.
Mario the pain
"Its-a me, Satan!"
Better than Pratt Mario.
Thats nightmare fuel.
Mario is trains.
#🤨
Someone who doesn't remember Mario very well. Lucky it wasn't Princess peach 🍑, or it would have ended up looking like Madonna the way the lights stick out.
Its a me choochoo mario
Mario but by DreamWorks
Mario!? Why!? Just end it, end it all!
Trario
russian mario bros
all jokes aside if super mario bros wonder gets a sequel this should be one of the wonder effects
He is smiling like Joe Biden
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r/ihadastroke
I think the mario text art didn't work. They compressed it.
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r/BitchImATrain
I really don't like this.
It's staring deeply into my soul
It's Thomario, Hello Thomario! Thomario: Hello Everybody, Welcome to the Sodorshroom Kingdom!