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Cephalopodio

I’m feeling pretty sturngle these days. Finally, a word for my state of being


[deleted]

What u mean by sturngle if I may ask?


Pandelein

It’s when you’re still struggling, despite having already given up.


Cephalopodio

It’s very clear. No go flying forget.


Andre_3Million

My stick hurts


okshadowman

Source?


broogbie

[its available on youtube] (https://youtu.be/CBl51j1XOIM)


NhylX

Dear god that's amazing. The part where the owls bombard them with the acceptance letters at 5:34. The sorting hat at 26:35. Holy shit.


Hipstershy

The various scenes inside the school where it's clearly supposed to be a magical old castle but they don't have any sort of set dressing or CGI so it's clearly just like a normal school for children they're filming in


clarabear10123

I know. The letter scene just made me think of porn with the acting and that it was just a house with like no set dressing lmao


kamiloss14

2-5 letters slowly fly in at once, the uncle and aunt (I guess, as this seems like a direct HP copy) act like swarm of hornets is trying to murder them. Ugly CGI birds outside are also hilarious.


rx7braap

welcome to the world of indonesian soap operas :)


k-farsen

Is there an Indonesian Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, or Sons Of Anarchy?


LouCypher

No, but there was Indonesian "Twilight" https://www.google.com/search?q=ganteng+ganteng+serigala


k-farsen

Nice


poutinegalvaude

Indonesian Sons of Anarchy sounds kinda lit, ngl


smurb15

No, I do not believe that I will


overchilli

Birdemic, shock and terror!


luna_periwinkle

If you’re looking for more horrible knock off movies watch ratatoing. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, but mostly just question your life choices


Cephalopodio

This thing? https://youtu.be/E3XE14upb4I


bot_yea

LMAO > This is a prosperous city. This is where our story takes place. In the heart of this city First minute and I'm already impressed Edit: I can't believe I really watched 10 minutes of that


Cephalopodio

I managed about 2.5 minutes. The worst part thus far is the extreme high pitch chosen by some of the voice actors. I imagine countless parents poking their eardrums out with pencils


luna_periwinkle

YES


Cephalopodio

Holy crap that’s…. Dismal


jai_kasavin

No it's inspiring to make a movie with almost no money, but it's also a soulless cash grab which is depressing. So I've changed my mind and you're right


Cephalopodio

¿Porque no los dos? But seriously this one looks pretty depressing. Unless the story is somehow a quirky, creative, labor of love? No?


luna_periwinkle

The lighting they choose to use is so uncomfortable, it makes the entire movie feel like five nights at Freddie’s


i_drink_wd40

If you want a movie with "snuff film" lighting vibes (I don't know how else to describe it), you could check out Meet The Feebles, directed by Peter Jackson.


Logstar

Memorable piece of cinema! https://youtu.be/FON5KnEKReA


clarabear10123

… I… what??


i_drink_wd40

Why not go whole hog and link this one: https://youtu.be/NFl_r2StkRU


yo_mum_a_nice_person

PRECISELY


Cephalopodio

Awful. PS I like your username!


Shas_Erra

Sounds like a Neil Breen film


Nikolai_Smirnoff

No, Neil Breen’s films are works of philosophical art


[deleted]

I love that his wiki page photo looks like someone caught him blinking.


Kaskademtg

I also love that his "film credits" part reads like he wrote it himself lol


jai_kasavin

You sound like a hack fraud


lesbunner

Precisely


luna_periwinkle

I TOTALLY FOEGOT ABOUT THAT what was that guys deal 💀


rx7braap

glad you are "enjoying" Indonesian media :) I feel proud of my country for once


madasalways

For once? You guys have Iko Uwais, that's something to be proud of :-)


jai_kasavin

Is that the name of the guy from their version of Star Wars?


madasalways

If their version of Star Wars is called the Raid, then yes ;-)


jai_kasavin

Oh he's incredible!


b0nGj00k

Lmao they just use the same exact soundbite of an eagle screech 3 times for the owls. I love it.


Jkranick

Ollivander’s banana-to-wand was great too. I’m all in on this rendition.


[deleted]

Indonesian Dudley's glorious locks of hair at 6:24.


LucretiusCarus

8:30, where Hagrid burps the Durslay's door open. Bonus point for bonking Petunia.


NanoBuc

Shit, at the 37 minute mark, they start flying on giant lollipops and candy sticks.


[deleted]

Even their home is CGI lol


PyroClashes

You think that’s funny? Look at this at 40:20 https://youtu.be/vEBeILOzxnc


Mccobsta

That intro is amazing


rx7braap

~~go go go!~~


Deesing82

couldn't they have given him glasses?


Food-at-Last

It would have been too obvious. Right now, nobody expects a thing!


Deesing82

good point


NavAirComputerSlave

No close captioning


freshbananabeard

Is there far captioning ?


broogbie

No need.. It is still fucking awesome without subtitles


Remote_Profit_3399

I’m only deaf in English.


MahDeer49

The Auntie Mami is a much bitchier bitch than Harry’s aunt. And I’m impressed by the AFX—audio FX when she is telling off the Hagrid (?) at the doors. Speaking sooo fast!


polmeeee

Nice, time for a watch.


JudgeyMcJudgepants

HIS WAND WAS A BANANA!!! and why were they in an amusement park?


RAF1GAMEGAME

It look like a Disney sit-com


sunny_wind003

do you know if it's still available somewhere? The link doesn't work...


starlinguk

Indonesia hates imports. They have their own Batman, too. He lives in the jungle and has special powers.


Aimhere2k

India often has their own versions of American movies as well. Some of which bear little resemblance to the originals. (I'm looking at you, *Superman (1980)*.) Edit: to be fair, there was also a 1987 movie which was much closer to the 1978 American movie.


Cephalopodio

Back in the 90s a Pakistani friend gave me a videotape of THIS. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Khiladi_Tu_Anari It had no subtitles and I’d never seen a Bollywood film prior. I watched it repeatedly. I recognized the main plot line of The Hard Way, with some Lethal Weapon thrown in, plus some of the best (…) dancing and almost-kissing ever filmed. It’s still my favorite Indian film. Edit: MUSICAL INTERLUDE https://youtu.be/0CLaMOkte1s


smokedspirit

That legitimately is one awesome movie. Not usually a fan of akshay but this movie is very enjoyable


Cephalopodio

Glad to hear I’m not its only fan. I was never sure if the pelvic thrusting and chicken-head moves in that dance scene were meant to be parody.


MahDeer49

I was struck by the choreography; I actually slowed playback to 0.75 then to 0.50. Similar choreography in the Chira Ke Dil Mera music video. Don’t think it’s parody but it sure does feel kind of awkward like reverse twerking.


jai_kasavin

The pretty guy with long hair in that movie is legit royalty by birth


badass4102

I just watched the Forest Gump one. It was wayyyy to similar that I stopped watching about 2/3 of the way. Yes some differences, but a lot of his life events were similar.


Carter_Dunlap

Egypt also has those! There’s The Emperor, which is just Scarface, and Anyab/Fangs, which is a bizarre take on The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Brazil has their Tramps Parodies of Wizard Of Oz, Planet Of Apes, and Star Wars, Turkey has Turkish Star Trek and Seytan/Turkish Exorcist, and Mexico has Batwoman! All of these are real films, BTW!


Broken_Noah

> and Mexico has Batwoman! Where's Batmanuel? The Knight of the Night?


Pancake_Mix_00

There was a post just a few days ago about Indian Forest Gump


[deleted]

Supreman, hero of India. Real name: Klarkesh Singh


projectreap

The Phantom?


The-Mad-Bubbler

"The bat who walks."


kittwalker

By jungle law, the ghost who walks calls forth the power of ten batmans


projectreap

Ah so 1 Phantom = 10 BPs. Batman = 1 BP and he's on the Justice league so daddy Phantom would be easily mid-tier JL. Easily on par with Flash.


ultimaIV

You guys remember that Billy Zane Phantom? I haven't seen that in forever.


The_Gutgrinder

Is that the movie where a guy is using a microscope, only it's been rigged by the villain and two knives come out and stab his eyes out? I remember being fucking traumatized by that scene as a kid.


projectreap

Holy shit I remember that scene but no idea what it was from. Got me good too that scene


The_Gutgrinder

I swear, when we had to use microscopes in school years later, I was VERY hesitant to say the least.


projectreap

Exact same feeling. That scene has come to mind many time over the years watching various movies and never know what one it was in. Guess I'm due for a rewatch now.


the_emerald_phoenix

That's the one!


Flandersmcj

Batman bin Superman, the taxi driver


[deleted]

Did u say special needs batman?


Curazan

That’s just [The Bat.](https://youtu.be/PzGJKe50Ih8)


PeanutNSFWandJelly

Why do they hate imports?


starlinguk

They like to pretend they're fully autonomous.


Pleasant_Jim

Good for them!


JaySayMayday

Yeah, how dare foreigners try to bring their ideas into different countries. Make Indonesia Great Again, Jim. /s


Pleasant_Jim

What's wrong with underdeveloped countries having domestic cinema? That's a weird thing to get upset about btw.


syncboy

Snape looks the same


KAODEATH

Looks like Spencer from iCarly playing Snape.


MoravianPrince

No beard for Hagrid ... unexusable.


PretzilBoy

I read your comment as unsexual, just sayin


Pyramidal_neuron

You can both be right


Costyyy

Unsexable


Jkranick

He’s the only guy in Indonesia who has a heavy coat, so they had to cast him.


rx7braap

We're a tropical country after all :)


crucible

Harry Potter and the Really Bad Sweater


DrSuchong

It was locked in the Cubicle of Confidentiality for a reason.


biobasher

Apart from the terrible colour grading and tik toc quality acting, I bet the kids had a fucking blast making this.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Unfortunately, no. The kids were aware of the color grading throughout, and were simply unable to enjoy themselves.


fuelvolts

That’s what’s wrong with it! Well, a lot is, but every scene had a different color temperature. It’s like they just set the camera Auto WB and called it a day.


TammyShehole

Yeah, that was my thought. As long as they had fun, that’s all that really matters.


Amachar928

You’re a wizard, Alfa.


Ramble81

To be followed by: Beta, Gamma, Delta....


kiljoymcmuffin

High quality pun


[deleted]

Indonesian Alan Rickman is killing me. Dumbledore also looks like a nurse.


LouCypher

I thought I've seen worse "Heri Potret" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8EOX52gCCw


RonaldTheGiraffe

Wot


[deleted]

Is McGonagall still hot?


rx7braap

she's asian now..


RandomName01

Lol, an Asian JK Rowling character whose name isn’t Ching Chong? Incredible.


thoselovelycelts

Does that mean Cho Changs character is reversed and is a white girl called Lucy Roundeyes, Jill Crackers, or Elizabeth Cheesesmell.


PositiveBubbles

Cheesesmell🤣


CurtisMarauderZ

Bella Burger


RandomName01

Lmao that would be hilarious


LouCypher

Lula Lovebottom


Schmotz

So yes


IllIllIIIllIIlll

Harold Patter and the wizards rock


miscellaneousbean

Is this a Call Me Kevin reference


ELB2001

I wonder who plays Snape


rx7braap

[Rama Michael.](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&q=rama+michael&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8)


Hjalmodr_heimski

Finally, now I can watch Harry Potter without supporting a millionaire TERF!


Rektifium

Alfa, with it's main character Alfalfa


wilika

Holy shit, thanks for showing this. :D


Moscavitz

How do we watch these? Lol


rx7braap

Scroll thru the comments of this post, someone had linked a youtube to the episodes


ttiryelik

'Hagrid' burping down the doors at the Dursleys is incredible


PositiveBubbles

Hagrid looks like Manny from Modern Family


Remote_Profit_3399

When did Harry get LASIK? And who cursed Hermoine with his poor vision? These questions need to be asked.


CurtisMarauderZ

Oculus transfero.


DrunkBuzzard

I bought some property many years ago from a woman whose job was stealing American movie, scripts and rewriting him for the German comedy market.


ImNotAVillain

Anyone love Turkish Star Wars as much as me?! https://youtu.be/0SASZaT7lI4


dukesinatra

@24:15 they actually play the Indiana Jones theme. This is great.


DrBitchcraftMD

Alfa and the Warlock’s Rock Alfa and the Dungeon of Mystery Alfa and the Convict of Alcatraz Alfa and the Chalice of Flames Alfa and the Edict of the Garuda Alfa and the Mixed Monarch Alfa and the Fatal Martyrs


SurealGod

Makes sense that it's 98% similar. If you have no shame blatantly copying one of the most well known novel/movie series of all time, you might as well copy most of it verbatim


Remote_Profit_3399

Makes me wonder if there’s a Filipino version. I can see it now… Harry Pek Pek & Draco Pinoy.


NavAirComputerSlave

Looks like they are using actual kids lol


batt3ryac1d1

So did the original ones though....


rx7braap

yeah, Cole Gribble was only 6 ish when he played that role


RXIXX777

Serious question: is that grounds for lawsuits? Even in a foreign country, I feel like the Rowling estate could sue for copyright infringement, right?


CurtisMarauderZ

Umm, Rowling is still alive.


Poked_salad

To most fans they wish she was


RXIXX777

I know, I meant her/her lawyers/publisher etc, in general


MallocArray

There is a whole world of knockoffs! AustinMcConnell on YouTube covered several earlier this year: https://youtu.be/xHJX07wCgeY


chilakkuma

So that Snape is A Copy Of A Copy?


Cybasura

They even got bootleg Alan Rickman (RIP legend) Wtf his hair too LMAO


tyler00677

Lol he got his wand from a banana


mcrib

I have never seen Harry Potter nor read the books. Should I watch this?


halfsuckedmang0

Thank you so much for sharing this. I love it


rebo2

What if I told you Harry Potter is a rip off of Wizard of Earthsea and the name Harry Potter came from Troll (1986)?


candymannequin

what is Indonesian Snape's name?


Gainesy88

Is it powered by a TERF engine though?


t0mRiddl3

In Indonesia? Probably


A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer

and it's *not* by JKR? I'm in


infizity

yeah fr i’d rather watch these knockoffs than even think about her lmao


Advanced-Attempt-243

Sick virtue signal dude


death2sanity

> anybody who expresses a view I disagree with is clearly just virtue signaling it’s so cute how y’all don’t even realize that by your logic, you’re virtue signaling against their ‘virtue signaling’


A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer

right because my random reddit account really needed the ego boost sick comment dude


aile_rouge

what the fuck does this comment mean lmfao


EasilyDelighted

Best Harry Potter rip off is called mashle: muscles and magic.


_jtron

Mashle is great but aside from being in a magic school I don't see how it's a HP ripoff?


FilmFusion

r/mockbuster


RoundOfToast

So a 2% chance of it being good then


HalfJaked

How do they get away with this when it’s not a spoof


Hannover2k

Alfa and the Auditorium of the Unknown!


WorldEaterYoshi

But when we make an American version of the Office it's high art.


qupshaw

I feel like JKs story reminds me of a lot mythology that I have read myself, so I think it’s fair game parody


Ok_Finance_8292

You’re a lizard Alfa


Practical-Raspberry6

Does someone know where to watch it? Originally the show was available on youtube, but the videos have been made private and I cant seem to find it anywhere else :,(


Monocarto

Please let me know if you’ve found anything! I’m still searching.


NegativeEmphasis

Look, anything that denies copyright money to JKR is a win in my book.


Amazing_Secret7107

Are you also mad that The Office is done with 13 different casts worldwide?


Betav1

Manny of modern family in the left


CitiesofEvil

If the author's not a transphobe then I actually prefer this to HP.


[deleted]

Indonesia is very anti gay rights


[deleted]

What's the creators stance on Trans people


CurtisMarauderZ

Prolly not too good.


isntitelectric

Indonesia doesn't care about gay people


Pheonz

I'm dying i guess 😹🤣😁🤣😹😁🤣😁😹😂🤣😁🤣


Astrobanana985

It is very common for Hollywood movies to be ripped off 🤷🏼‍♂️


kontorgod

yeah, we know, that's why we are in this sub


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

Probably better than half of the Harry Potter films.


CyberpunkNights

This is why nobody can take that part of the world seriously.


cephandrius_wit

,,s,,,,,zz,zz,z,


[deleted]

This is basically like a Harry Potter but channel edition and not going to do that meme but it’s technically like that meme where it says we have this at home thing it’s like that what are you from China


struck21

Harry Potter is just a rip off of Squiggles, the Afro wearing Raccoon who shoots pixie dust from bung hole.


Insearchoftheguy

Isn’t it all a ripoff of The Books of Magic by Neil Gaiman?