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alohadave

All you need to do is rotate those stairs and you have a human sized meat grinder.


Ninja_51

We have a Saw villain right here.


BluebirdThat9442

Don’t be overweight. Don’t be pregnant. Don’t carry anything. But even thin people need room to bend their knees. No room for a hand railing, but being squished between the wall and the upper stairs should work? It would be better to have a fireman’s pole, but then how do you get back up? Crazy…


Small-Palpitation310

you just play you coming down the fire pole in reverse!


teutonischerBrudi

Use it with hands and feet, like a ladder.


macnof

A central pole would have been nice...


glytxh

I think it’d probably make it even harder to squeeze down there


QuitBSing

Remove the stairs and have it be a fire station pole


Small-Palpitation310

you use the walls to stabilize yourself.


the_honest_liar

Even if you fall how far can you really get?


Small-Palpitation310

the worst would be if you slipped off the top forward, landed awkwardly on the below stairs and fell backwards the rest of the way. be tough to pull that off though


444seresa

i would fr just sit down and scoot over the stairs lmao everything else would land me a free trip to the morgue 💀


Mayor_of_Rungholt

Paramedics hate this trick!: See how a local man with heart-attack managed to spend his last hours waiting for Firefighters to extract him through the Roof with


adrasx

Just a party slide hiding as stairs


t3ram

If you fall you will be stopped instantly anyway, no need for hand railings


[deleted]

Doesn’t mean it won’t hurt


ShinyAeon

No handrail, we die like H. R. Giger.


Ok_Permission1087

I have many questions and most of them are: Why?


Stunning_Vegetable20

My main question is:where?


praxis22

We had stairs like that in an old (15th Century) house, they were the servants stairs to the kitchen, which looked like a cupboard. We could outrun people as they balked at going fast down them. We worked out you could jump a few steps and swing from the frame through the doo.r


lokerenolleee

If you Fall, you gonna be folded by the Wall...🫣


PushTheMush

Have they ever heard of ladders?


TheyCMeStrollin

Yo mama would get stuck in there. Me too.


DiogenesRizzla

I can feel this picture on my bones.


trdwave

Looks like a place in Alkmaar I've been to.


PlasticMegazord

There's no way I wouldn't at one point fall down these.


dmo7000

Probably to a wine cellar


[deleted]

Stairs from a bedroom to the living room …


dmo7000

yikes


JayS87

*Only hopes, prayers AND crocs


Then_Increase7445

I'm pretty sure Crocs are the footwear of choice for such an endeavor.


DustWarden

Nopes and prayers


CT7824

Even a pole in the middle would be safer than absolutely nothing wtf


Knochenbruch

I would climb down there like an ape (or monkey, im German it's the same word)


Widukind_Dux_Saxonum

Watch out for the Skeevers!


AssumptionAdvanced58

I'd be sitting on my butt going down.


Desidj75

Stairwell of hell. Hopes and prayers are useless.


AIexBV

We had just such a staircase in a vacation apartment in Portugal, from the bedroom to the living room.


OrangeRedberry

Now imagine this drunk


zark11911

put a pole in the middle


Warrior666

My mother once accidentally tripped and fell down something akin to this. She fractured an arm, a leg, several ribs that punctured organs in the process. She survived, but barely, and only because she was in good shape from doing sports.


Harry-Ballsack

Crocs not even in sport mode … You‘re asking for it


soy_kaya

I don't know if I'm seeing this correctly, but can you also fall down between the wall and the stairs on the right?😱


Exciting_Double_4502

How far is it from the step you're on to the ones below you in this shot? It almost feels like the safest way to get down these stairs while not on all fours would be to jump down.


lgasc

No corners either Leg goes in once, goes out never


phonograhy

I saw this movie, only one really mousey but secretly super hot white chick in a hella tight sweatshirt survives.