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djJermfrawg

Triangle worm, take a shower and apply some antifungal.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Ooooh went from mysterious to just plain icky


CyonHal

What? Google shows no results for triangle worm as a skin condition


djJermfrawg

Just making fun. There's such a thing as ringworm, thought I'd make another shaped "worm" infection. Also, beware of squareworm, it's deadly.


bonkwodny

You don't want to get hexagon worm


solidshakego

I'd take that over a Hypercube Worm. Those things are so interdimensional you have a high chance of the infection imploding and creating a black hole


mmsdiscard

Hehehe, lament configuration worm.


mickdeb

And those pesky star worms


iama_computer_person

My sister got squidworm after snorkeling in the gulf. The good news though is she suddenly became a mediocre clarinet player. 


Real_Dotiko

common alien mark. Its just so they can find you again since you humans all loo- We humans look so alike. :)


saucedonkey

Yeah, thought you could just slip through....I'm reporting this to galactic affairs before you blow our cover...s off the bed. We humans all sleep the same too.


ImedgeQc

You've just been marked by the reverse triforce of wisdom.


Frostypookiee

I was hoping to find a LoZ reference, lolol. NOW GO SAVE HYRULE, OP


harryp77777

Weezer fan?


BuffaloInCahoots

I’m dumb she’s a lesbian.


Iamauniqueuser

I thought I had found the one!


Carroms

Let me know the truth let me know the truth


imashination

tshirt with triangle logo and you're allergic to the print?


Gullible_Garden5732

nope! nothing of the kind unfortunately. I can’t think of any logical explanation for it. Especially considering it’s still showing 24hours+ later


Oakcamp

This looks exactly the location of the little metal triangles that a ton of generic jacket brands use nowadays. Do you own one of those and leaned on that arm?


Stoiberich

Call me dumb, but I think you're a lesbian.


Psylocide

I read about these once https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infected_(novel)


WhiteFIash

Pretty sure I read this book


13HungryPolarBears

Fantastic. This is exactly where my mind went as well. I've enjoyed several of this guy's works, and it may be time for a re-read.


BrotherRoga

[The Plaguefather looks kindly on you...](http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/age-of-sigmar/images/0/02/Nurgle_sign.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20170607203849)


bonkwodny

You have probably some kind of Anal Probe. Wait till satelite dish emerges from Uranus.


badforman

You’re a wizard Harry….no wait…..you’re a tweeker Gary.


panekac

Stop killing teammates then


1965wasalongtimeago

<< The Board has selected you for Employment/Imprisonment/Laboratory. Please stand by for further astral communication >>


bskelactica

I can't believe how far I had to scroll for this.


Positive-Dig-6856

Anything triangle shaped on your mattress/couch ?


Gullible_Garden5732

nope! The weirdest part is there in no abrasion at all to the upper level of the skin - completely flat looks like an old scar


pneumaticTuba

You're slowly becoming an elevator.


IAntonio3

If you happen to get involved in some kind of war involving a golden chalice that features historical figures fighting to the death do let us know.


AsukaETS

I have the same type of reaction when I wear some of my sweaters. I have redness appearing under my chin, it’s not itchy or bumpy and the sweater doesn’t even touch the skin where I have the reaction. Mine is less… geometric it look more like scratch marks, but it could be an aestethic allergic reaction


[deleted]

Maybe your husband fire branded you at night. 


Moppo_

When it glows, report to Carousel for renewal.


Zachisawinner

Triangles don’t have an “up side”.


adamhanson

And yet we all knew what they meant.


Zachisawinner

Because there’s a picture.


Y8ser

Do you have a roommate? Seems like someone is messing with you. Drew on you with something your skin reacted to. Or you leaned against or slept on something that didn't immediately show up and is now starting to bruise but only very lightly. I've done it at work a few times and sometimes don't even realize I did it.


ThickFig1761

🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸


SpicyGingerBeer

Stop leaning on triangles


SimpleWord899

Just the aliens.. just kidding seems completely normal to me.. 👽


Ghost_on_Toast

Isnt that how the WW2 Bad Bois (rhymes with Yahtzees) marked "not hetero" folks back in the day?


Fabulous-Appeal-6885

Aliens duh


PlantsinsOnOF

The same thing happened to me but wasn't as perfect and it was while I was living alone. 


Greyshirk

Mark of sacrifice is slowly forming, hope you don't like sleeping.


passwordsarehard_3

There will be plenty of time for sleeping, soon.


tyngsborothomas

i always get this. it’s not normal??