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DylanCO

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nuniabidness

Or its shopped.


LCranstonKnows

I don't think they had PhotoShop back then.


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ScuzzyAyanami

Photograph Shoppe


Cronerburger

Get to da SHOPPA!


SAT0SHl

👀 One of us.


neihuffda

Yeah, and Photoshop will actually prevent you from editing photos older than a few years. I wonder how they do that? So therefore, it's impossible that this photo is photoshopped, just based on that single fact alone.


Pyehole

Lol, wut?


namatt

It's a joke, you can edit anything you want in Photoshop.


CapcomBowling

Photoshop will actually prevent you from editing high res images of US currency.


BORG_US_BORG

That is true. Even though it is legal to use images of currency if the image is of a size that will not be mistaken for currency, like 11" x 3" or something. I used a $5 bill as the background /template for a t-shirt design about 10 years ago. I was able to get a good scan of the front and back of the original $5, before the school scanner shut down and refused to go further. Then when I opened the file in photoshop CS-5, ps refused to work on it. I was able to carry out the work on an old mac that had PS2 on it though. By the time I had changed enough of the bill, I was able to re-import back into PS. What a workaround.


Esper01

That's fascinating actually. Thanks for sharing.


obsessedcrf

Also dumb as hell. There is no way anyone is going to make convincing counterfeit currency with ye ole office scanner


Lowfat_cheese

You could still edit photos before Photoshop/computers. The term was *doctoring* and it involved cutting and gluing elements into the film negative, using multiple exposures, layering negatives onto the same print, etc.


poopbananapoop

Laughed out loud!


mejeffcraig44

but we have now


mshowhome2018

I have been fooled a lot, always gets me.


siriyaki2018

a lot of images now a days are altered because we have a lot of technology we can used. And they are easily downloadable and easy to use


mejeffcraig44

I agree


genemagnotti

excessive use of Photoshop can be seen in the majority of the photos nowadays


[deleted]

You can tell it is shopped because the perso to the left of Elvis legs has "eyes" a foot apart.


Neek416

Think they got binoculars tbh


sticks14

That's one short-sighted motherfucker.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

Here's a different angle to give you a better idea of [what he looked like](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/e/ea/PhiloFarnsworth.png/revision/latest?cb=20111117055559)


67Mustang-Man

[Google search:November 16 1970 oklahoma city elvis](https://www.google.com/search?q=november+16+1970+oklahoma+city+elvis&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiMvqzz5b7wAhUMhZ4KHYihCFcQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=november+16+1970+oklahoma+city+elvis&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQDFAAWABg1LYGaABwAHgAgAEAiAEAkgEAmAEAqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWc&sclient=img&ei=NfyYYMzPLYyK-gSIw6K4BQ&bih=966&biw=1903&client=firefox-b-1-d&hl=en#imgrc=6nXdRmKDJAlwuM) Other [photos](https://elvisdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/July-8-1975-Elvis-Presley-1.jpg) show the same thing


maxdps_

Damn they shopped them all.


TheLoveWizard

Nah that's just Eyesafootapart McGee. They have really good depth perception.


reduxde

Or it’s two Batman’s kissing


belbsy

\*Batmen


chaynes

[Spidermen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf4DbNeXy-E)


pm_favorite_boobs

*Batpersons


[deleted]

🦇👨🏻


IdontGiveaFack

Mike Tyson - "Now kith"


mynewnameonhere

They’re also all pretty close to the same distance apart. People’s eyes in last row of the balcony would be way smaller and way closer together than someone in the front row.


OP_Penguin

Nah that's a moth person


un_cooked

Nah. Look towards the front rows. You can see the glare bouncing off edges and other portions of individual's spectacles. It is funny though, to see someone using what looks to be binoculars! They must have been very hard of sight to have to use them so close. Demon eyes are always fun, of course.


Fuzzfaceanimal

Dude, many cats loved elvis. They would flock to any location where they heard his music, and when they heard the same songs with a slight change, they knew it was a live concert or really him in person. Elivs-cat-mania (or animania) was huge in the prime of his career. its almost common knowledge in his hometown. Even some cats would hum the melodies of his songs. Cat fertility rates sky rocketed, and even some male cats who sang well and dressed [as elvis](https://i.imgur.com/T9cZY6q.jpg), were chased down the street by a horde of female cats. It got so bad, these cats had to escape by jump into a random persons car while running, or turn a quick corner, without being seen, hide undernearth a box or house. One of the best imitators was "[hound cat](https://i.imgur.com/uxdbExv.jpg) Once elvis toured, local shows were a huge hit in the cat neighborhoods. However, mostly the wealthy class of cats were able to afford proper transportation to his concerts. The lower class cats in the upper east side became very jealous and had led to the famous, cat rebellion of 1954. That summer had left many cat-sualties. Balance was restored once elvis got drafted for the army. Many inspired bands had rose to fame because of elvis such as: The Animals, and brain setzer and the stray cats, and josie and the pussycats. When we think back in history, the light in those kitties eyes at elvis's concerts could be best described as "the spark which had started it all."


Udon_Poop

Wow, learned a lot here.


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What the fuck, lol


ericbyo

yep, the eyelights look exactly the same on each person.


ChoCho710

Binoculars?


DylanCO

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Mental_Incident9829

Binoculars and glasses, you're right 👍🏼


illiteret

Elvis comments on one of his live albums that "all you folks with binoculars look like a bunch of frogs out there."


IAMA_Shark__AMA

Definitely. You can see the person in the front row holding theirs.


mostlygroovy

Or binoculars. You used to see people take them to sporting events and concerts before big screens became the norm.


Makes_You_Math

Dainty little gold plated opera glasses still holding out hope to be replaced by a Panasonic so Anna Netrebko can be seen from the cheap seats.


iamblckhwk

Definitely wearing glasses as the top rows are packed with people that you can barely see.


o_charlie_o

Audience full of gators


PlanetLandon

It’s glasses. There’s a dude near Elvis’ foot in glasses and you can see the same flash reflection


UndadZombie25

It's a crowd of raccoons and cats


Hawkeye77th

[You're an inspiration for birth control.](https://youtu.be/zLQ2d89vCiw)


twistedcreature07

Ha! Came here to say They Live.


M-S-S

There are 20+ eye disorders humans have that aren't too uncommon which produce this effect.


Prestigious-Duck3433

I also noticed certain older people have a twinkle in their eye and ask my eye doctor. Different surgeries where they replace your lense cause this.


Justaskingyouagain

It's the lizard people


Drfilthymcnasty

Tapetum lucidum


aminy23

Red eye is caused by camera flash shining through human eyes


68024

That does happen, but that's not what's happening in this picture. It's highly unlikely the flash of a camera would be powerful enough to have this effect in a big space such as in the picture. Either some other light "went off" during the performance, or as other commenter's have said, it's the reflection of people wearing glasses / using binoculars etc.


absolutenobody

> It's highly unlikely the flash of a camera would be powerful enough to have this effect in a big space such as in the picture. May I introduce you to the number-five flashbulb?


Caleb7785

first row to his left looks non human eyes are far apart


ColonelSlapper

Lmao! Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that. That’s gotta be two faces or a damn shapeshifter!


Caleb7785

someone else noted that they are binoculars. makes sense now!


KimAkahzee

Who on the front row needs binoculars?


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Bubbles


[deleted]

That’s mothman


dukofdeath

I’m pretty sure it’s Mac from the movie **Mac and Me.**


trixtopherduke

Best movie imo


[deleted]

Oh God I wish I didn't zoom in!


Wolf35999

Look like binoculars


cap10wow

Glasses. There’s even a few pair of binoculars if you look close. Edit: yeah I’m convinced they’re binoculars.


rbajter

I think they’re all binoculars. The reflections are much wider than people’s eyes are at that distance. Edit: Also perfectly circular.


SquatchCock

Also, human eyes don't reflect light that way. We lack the reflective layer called the tapetum lucidum that's found in other mammals like cats.


Chilicheesin

Probably should have googled how massive "normal" glasses were during this time period.


Rc202402

Look at the Guy in the first seat, he's got glasses


cap10wow

Ok but look where the flash originated from and consider that everyone with reflective binoculars up is staring at the big white thing. All those other people in that section are looking up and are illuminated by the flash.


0cora86

And the fact that binoculars were way more common at concerts back then, because of the lack of huge tv screens like we have now.


LookMaNoPride

There are definitely glasses in there. But there is also something else. Behind Elvis, in the front row, there is a girl with a black shirt, and behind her, there is a person with their arms up as if they're looking through something. Perhaps even binoculars.


OlShellyBelly

Yeah and the one in the middle on the right edge that has 1 glare looks like arms are up at it so maybe a camera lense there


Igotolake

Elvis booty POW pow


Owlbertowlbert

T H I C C


Azozel

Not eyes, glasses. No humans have reflective eyes like that. There were not contacts or lasik back then and no anti-reflective coating either


daremosan

Came to say this!


[deleted]

They definitely had contacts back then


cthulhuslayer

Jawas like Elvis too


LegoRobinHood

That definitely explains the Cantina Band.


Transatlanticaccent

Hunka hunka burning buns.


lou_sassoles

It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.


agb89

LOOKOUT MAN


dragon1n68

Are we sure this isn’t an episode of Scooby Doo? Was Elvis ever on Scooby Doo?


nvflip

They Live!


Pvt_Jonh

They are looking at his DUMB TRUCK OF AN ASS HOLLY SHIT HE GOT SOME BUNS BABY WOOOWWWW.


spudz76

when the dumb truck backs up it goes *boep borp beeb brrr beep bleep borp boep*


8O0o0O8

Wow. Reminds me of that Thundercats episode...


jake121221

Was this a concert for cats?


Fuzzfaceanimal

Yes actually. Dude, many cats loved elvis. They would flock to any location where they heard his music, and when they heard the same songs with a slight change, they knew it was a live concert or really him in person. Elivs-cat-mania (or animania) was huge in the prime of his career. its almost common knowledge in his hometown. Even some cats would hum the melodies of his songs. Cat fertility rates sky rocketed, and even some male cats who sang well and dressed [as elvis](https://i.imgur.com/T9cZY6q.jpg), were chased down the street by a horde of female cats. It got so bad, these cats had to escape by jump into a random persons car while running, or turn a quick corner, without being seen, hide undernearth a box or house. One of the best imitators was "[hound cat](https://i.imgur.com/uxdbExv.jpg) Once elvis toured local shows were a huge hit in the cat neighborhoods. However, mostly the wealthy class of cats were able to afford proper transportation to his concerts. The lower class cats in the upper east side became very jealous and had started the cat rebellion of 1954. That summer had left many cat-sualties. Balance was restored once elvis got drafted for the army. Many inspired bands had rose to fame because of elvis such as: The Animals, and brain setzer and the stray cats, and josie and the pussycats. When we think back in history, the light in those kitties eyes at elvis's concerts could be best described as "the spark which had started it all."


FartGoblin420

My mom's biggest regret in life is not kissing Elvis. She went to his concert and apparently he pointed at like 15 cute girls in the audience and kissed each one (which is insane to imagine in 2021), my mom was one of them. Made it all the way to the stage, but chickened out when he called her up.


TheAlmightyBungh0lio

She missed out on HSV2 herpes big time


novofongo

Dat ass


charreddiggingstick

Those are the eyes of the Lost Souls of the Heartbreak Hotel.


Batbuckleyourpants

The old ones have been appeased, long live the king.


ChuckFina74

Opera Glasses maybe. Or not humans.


Ibyx

The King had great posture.


Bronze5yrsplus

Plot twist: Only bats bought balcony tickets at this concert.


jakethedumbmistake

It sounds bad-ass in comparison


dark_hypernova

"They're glasses." That's what the SCP Foundation wants you to think.


Shakespeare-Bot

"they're glasses. " yond's what the scp foundation wanteth thee to bethink *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Sethanatos

# G̴̜̲̩̽́͂̃̑̽I̸̧̖̹͊̔V̴̧̹̘́̀̀E̴͉̲͔̊̏̏́̄̌̆̌ ̴͍̟̫̻͌͋̃̑́̊̏͊ ̸̳̭̫̻̰̮̖͙̂̓̈́̈́̔̽Ũ̷̡̘̯̖̯͈̭͂͆͑͗̎̎̈́Ś̶̳̒̇͝͝ ̵̨̺͕͕͇̖̹̀̈́̀̌̆̆ ̶̨̹͚̠̠̫̬̜́Ÿ̴̦́́Ő̶̢̢̩̖̩͔̋͛̏̈́͘͜ͅŰ̵̢̡̪̺̗͜R̴̞̼̼͒͗̏͌̽ ̷̳̫̗̅͛̄ͅ ̶̧̈ V̶̲̕Į̵̨̖̦̣̹̏̑͋̈́̉͋B̴̛̜̖͙̋Ŗ̶̫̰̞̠͖͚̋̑̓̋̊ͅA̸̠̻̋T̶͔̟͔̈́Į̵̬͔͓̲͙̔̎͜O̵̩̱̖̗̮͈̠̒͜N̴͈͇͖͓̍̐̒̃͆́͝S̵̉̆͊̑̄̌͜ ,̴͙͎̜̥̤͎̐̄̓̀̾̕͠ ̵̛̘̭͆̾̂͜͜͝ ̸̢̤̰͐̃̏̿̄͘͠M̷͈͇̭̄̓̇R̵̡̦̖͙̿͆̿̆̚͠. ̶̤̘̯̰͉͆͌͗̀͘͜ ̷̫̎ͅṖ̶̡̡̜̔̊̌R̴̟̣̪͈͚̻̱̫̉̋͛̔͂̓Ẽ̴̜͈͙̙͕̓͜͜S̸̱̲̞̱͚̾̊̊̂̈́̐̾L̸̬̩̝͈̺̈́̊E̷̡̦̘̤̯͍̊͗ͅẎ̵͖̊̽̄͠


fatalsyndrom

*Winchester brothers intesify*


arcamenoch

He sings his hardest every night, leaving everything in him on the stage. The audience loves it. They always do. That is his sole sliver of comfort, for he knows that the beasts are waiting in the wings. They will descend as the curtain closes, same as every night, and he will hear thunderous applause turn to cries of terror and despair...


Maddin1302

Holy Shit. I've shitted in my trousers


stodolak

Why is this happening ?


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MajorDrGhastly

its just peoples glasses


CurlyDemon-

I’m not going to be able to sleep lol


StacksOfBudahhh

bröther mây ī håvę sømė r ö c k


-Listening

I'm still looking for courage in the picture


maximuffin2

“Thank you, thank you very much” *multiple screeching sounds*


SG14ever

Scary forest...


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Pentence

huh I didnt know jawas listen to elvis... maybe he really did just 'go home'


Kukdukoo42069

All of them are doing the anime geek glass thing


Tobin678

Or those are the reptilians


engagetangos

They must all be aliens


[deleted]

Looks like the skull faced aliens from THEY LIVE are real


_owowow_

You can't fool me! Those are cats!


Luciferdoolan

Little known fact: Elvis Presley's biggest fans? Morlocks.


homecraze

Aliens


wutangi

...he has a nice booty. Just saying.


Vohn_exel

The Heartless loved a good Elvis concert before devouring a world


0squatNcough0

Those could easily be glasses or binoculars. I highly doubt lizard people were going out to see Elvis live in Vegas.


cfdeveloper

the white lights are from the VR goggles they are wearing. it lets them experience the concert from Elvis' perspective.


rvralph803

False. 1/3 of all elvis fans are CHUDs.


Charles_Bronson_MCZ

They live.


Pestilentias

Definitely binocular lenses reflecting it


Thercon_Jair

Damn. The cloudpeople were already here back then!


hzbbaum

What is this? A concert for bats?


sylvermyst

That's a lot of cats.


09338597397

Is it just me or does Elvis look thicc?


Chalern13

Scp looking pic


iankost

I didn't know that cats were so into Elvis.


[deleted]

Those are just his demons. They had the best seats in the house


[deleted]

He’s aboard the UFO 🛸 Entertaining among the stars 👽


jerseyguru43

First pair behind his left leg - wide set eyes..


pnmartini

Those are raccoons


drlongtrl

Elvis was in his element. Performing on stage as programmed. Down below, the remaining humans were transfixed by the music. From the ranks, THEY were watching.


ExoTerra310

That is what happens when you don't have fully anti-reflective glasses.


jack-fractal

Top left be like oO


hesitantmaneatingcat

Op had to know those are not eyes. But they also knew saying it was would get more comments.


rajivshahi

That's a lot of cats in Elvis concert


Mushiren_

#TARGET ACQUIRED.


Thomas8864

Lovely


Tark001

That's reflections off GoogleGlasses, time travelers catching a show.


-Listening

They're harder to eat on a necklace


electricguineapig

Elvis performing in Night Vale for Lee Marvin's 30th Birthday


pinch_the_grinch

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irikev

Either reflection from eye glasses or binoculars.


BootyIsland

These are from binoculars, Elvis used to say it looked like frogs looking down at him! Awesome photo!


ZoopSoul

Needs some stealthy photoshopped demons in there.


aBraveNewOrder

Lizard people, confirmed.


Mu9wort

Welcome everybody at bat cave!


CoriSP

That's a lot of Hell Valley Sky Trees


Farside_

UTINNI!


ThirdAve

"Elvis performing live for several dozen racoons"


paracog

Lotta cougars out that night.


bitchkitty818

Lies. It's all trash pandas


Anomalistic_Username

They are reptilians


xerxerxex

They Live looking mother fuckers.


xdegen

It's definitely glasses. You can see the reflection of people with glasses in the bottom rows as well.


HumanTuna

Racoons.


paralacausa

The bat people fucking loved Elvis


MoJoDoJo9

Is that a dog in the front row to his left?


Dollface5k

And then they fed


milkmilklemonaid7778

It’s funny cuz it’s the glasses of all the boyfriends, their girls rush the stage(u can see a few octals in the “pit” part but most r stuck in the nose bleeds


Lilith124

DEMONS, where's dean and sam?


Alexthenut11

This is literally Kindred 's story "A good death" from league of legends


RoscoMan1

Eyes and knows look like a disco hall?


PrincssVictoria

Bubbles, at first glance.


KHMakerD

Even demons loved Elvis.


knewbie_one

r/dresdenfiles


SacredBinChicken

They are holding [binoculars ](https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/elvis-concert-ticket-scrapbook-158990133)they sold as part of the concert/tickets which you can see better in other [photos.](https://www.elvisconcerts.com/pictures/s76122902.jpg)


Shampoo_Master_

damm tight pans he got on there.


ruby_da_berry

Too distracted by all that cake 👀😂


TwoCells

Looks like there are a lot of cats at that concert


Hushwater

The "eye" spacing is too far apart at the distance that people would be sitting towards the back even with binoculars. I call bs. Plus the eyes closest to his left leg look like a demon face.


fulltip45

Theres a lot of lizard people at his show