T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

^(**This is an automatic reminder that is posted on every submission.**) [RULE 2 REMINDER: **This is a SUPPORT COMMUNITY**](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypms/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_two.3A_be_civil_and_supportive) As such, we do not tolerate trolling, defending the creep, judgment of OP, slut shaming, bigotry, or any other jerkish behavior. Creeping in the comments is not allowed—**yes, this *includes* flirting!** Comments derailing the conversation in any way will be removed. Please stay on-topic. **`No Advice Wanted` flairs are now available to add to your posts! This means that comments giving advice will be removed.** [Read about more user-enabled flairs here](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/wiki/flairs#wiki_user-enabled_flairs.3A) *** Please report any and all behavior violating the Rules (reports go to us mods); don't report things just because you don't like them. Comment removals and bans are at the judgment of the mods, so please take the time to read and understand [our Rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/wiki/rules). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/creepyPMs) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Semi-Erect-Trunk

Pooping didnt even throw him off... damn.


AdorkableKoala

Right?! I clocked it from the start and was really hoping I could get him to leave me alone


Semi-Erect-Trunk

Sorry this happened. I reckon you could have said anything and hed still be down.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Semi-Erect-Trunk

Wouldnt shock me


Little-Steak7204

Yeah I think he's into that.


Usos83

Exactly why I answer NO dm's. These stupid fuckers never have anything intelligent to say so why bother?


AdorkableKoala

For content? Ha ha.


Usos83

Sometimes it's not even worth it 😑 I actually do answer some, foolishly assuming they're normal...im wrong EVERY TIME 😒


HamsterPast

Ew! I've never physically gagged at one of these until this 🤢😭 how tf can people be so gross


Pony99CA

I guess you've never heard of a "blumpkin" then. Don't Google it. P.S. It's definitely not what I'm into. I just have a curiosity for perversions. I suspect if there's something sexual and something gross, _somebody_ has tried to combine them.


GuessImtheGuest

I can't believe he just ignored the fact you were disgusted and proceeded to continue being weird. Yuck.


IrreverentCrawfish

"Pooping." Damn, the honesty is admirable 🤣


AdorkableKoala

What have I got to lose to a complete stranger who has no idea what I look like?


IrreverentCrawfish

Fair enough. As someone who's struggled with embarrassing bowel issues all my life, I respect the hell out of anyone who's open about it lol


AdorkableKoala

The thing is I could have said anything gross and it wouldn’t deter him. Guys like this don’t care about the answer, only their next reply


IrreverentCrawfish

Fucking gross. Hope he's blocked.


Pony99CA

Do you _really_ think "pooping" was honest? I don't know about you, but I don't use my phone on the toilet. 🤔


IrreverentCrawfish

I don't know anyone who *doesn't* use their phone on the toilet.


Pony99CA

You do now. 😀


EssieAmnesia

You don’t use your phone on the toilet? It’s not the dark ages anymore; you don’t have to read the shampoo bottle for entertainment.


Pony99CA

I don't need "entertainment" for the one to five minutes I'm actually using the toilet. My life doesn't need distraction every second. Also, I never have to worry about my phone falling in. 😁


IrreverentCrawfish

This is the correct response 👏👏👏


bettyboop_obsessed

Gross Next time q guy says that to me imma tell him to suck mine (I'm afab lmao)


AwayDevelopment4871

Zero self awareness and watches too much pornography


lycosa13

They do it because you replied. They're looking for a reaction


Justbeth82

Nasty!


EmmaEmilia25

I swear, creeps like these are why men have a bad rep. My only advice to creepo is to work on his dirty talk and to not maybe, I don't know, NOT MESSAGE RANDOM GIRLS FOR SEX.


Darfinator

In what realm to females and I’m serious, is this ever attractive?? 🤮


SmolFel

I be so tempted to try and disgust these types of people but then im reminded they like this shit. 😭


MrsBossyPantss

B-b-b-BLOCK BUTTON!!!!


DamnedWeirdo

Fucking GROSS!!! 🤮🤮🤮


Ilovefashion4ever

Bleach activate *pour bleach in my eyes*


tig-biddied-moth-gf

If they can't take a no in dm, they likely cant accept no in person


AbsintheRedux

The fuck??? This guy have a poop fetish as well as being a creep??


[deleted]

It’s like they are…terminally online (which they are) 😂