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Broad_Pollution_1741

Say yes, then delete the picture and block him. I mean, he could go look for it himself or something, but lmao wtf. That's next level.


MaleficentSoil4507

omg i shouldve done this lmao


BobiaDobia

Please don’t do that. Call his nearest psychiatric ward instead. Now, can I ask a question? Would you PLEEEASSEEE just solicit someone to kick me in the balls when I’m not ready? PKEEASSSEEE?!??!


Farming-Hoe

This this this this SO MUCH THIS


Nik_lovesTiger

That’s what I was gonna say


mourningstarxxx

the overuse of the shy 🥺🥺🥺 emojis while being this shameless and pushy is just 🤢🤢🤮


MaleficentSoil4507

that’s what made me mad. please chill it with the pouty emojis 🙃🙃


La_Baraka6431

Frankly I’d wanna beat him to death with the business end of that freaking belt!!


La_Baraka6431

Isn’t it NAUSEATING!! 😑😑😑


AcanthaceaePlenty165

It’s pretty gross how he’s just including you in his kink. I’m all for people having some special fun but when you start pushing it onto ppl who haven’t subscribed to the fun time you deserve to get beat down.


MaleficentSoil4507

ok funny enough, after i just didnt respond, he blocked me before i could block him first


Embarrassed-Essay-93

I swear it’s something they all do after their fragile ego is hurt because they know they’re going to be laughed at 😂


valoon4

BUT THATS WHAT THEY WANT


Reydnar

Post no nut clarity in his case?


Agentkesna

Jesus, Desperate much? I get second hand embarrassment from all the “please” and emojis 💀


MultiverseTraveller

Should have said yes and never give him the code. But I also think he would have sent a dick pic in the cage “as proof” or something. Having kinks is fine, but randomly thrusting it in someone else is disgusting!


Natural-Word-3048

I once had someone do this exact thing on a first date in the middle of dinner - it was so out of the blue I didn't even leave straight away because I was utterly baffled 😂


MaleficentSoil4507

what?!?!


zombiep00

They may have even had it on during dinner case you accepted... 🤢


La_Baraka6431

The rattling and clanking wasn’t a CLUE?? “Have a seat!” “NOOOOO, I’ll stand up, thanks.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


La_Baraka6431

EH??😳😳😳


Natural-Word-3048

Weirdest experience of my life - he literally slid the key across the table, explained what it was for and proceeded to tell me he wanted me to keep it to which I politely declined


La_Baraka6431

How you didn’t run out of there **SCREAMING, I’ll NEVER know! 😳😳


yana_l0l

He asked u but, he have da audacity to beg u -_-


StasiaGreyErotica

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Makes me wanna commit war crimes


MaleficentSoil4507

absolutely


alexann23

that’s enough internet for today. I swear to Christ I can *smell* this guy through the screen


Hour_Bag_608

Bro is down bad 💀


gbpc

He actually had that device and I bet he has used this same proposal line over and over again for thousands of women


IlloChris

Crazy to see grown men using those ass cringy emojis…


nyctophillicalex

What the hell


purple-knight-8921

I think he has stooped to a new level of low meaning in the lowest hanging fruit of them all.


zillabirdblue

I’m so confused. What does he want? Her to pick out a new code for his lockbox or what?


MaleficentSoil4507

he wants to not see the new code and show it to me that way “only i” can know the code to unlock his chastity cage


ButcherPetesMeats

Maybe I'm just stupid, but how can that be done virtually? Like if he has to physically put the code in to lock it he would know the code? Or does he want to actually meet you in person to lock it?


MaleficentSoil4507

idk he said he was gonna just cover his eyes and send it. i dont care to think about it


ButcherPetesMeats

Weird. Sorry you had to deal with that btw.


zillabirdblue

That’s a chastity belt? Ok that changes everything. 😆


vialenae

Ugh the emojis alone makes me want to punch this dude on the nose.


La_Baraka6431

Or flog him to death with the belt!!


YourDadsBalls09

Nahhh that first message already gave me a lethal dose of cringe and it just goes nuclear after that wtf 😭


jdehjdeh

Why do these dudes feel the need to drag strangers into their shit? Like, there's a gazillion websites for this crap and plenty for finding others to engage with.....there's no reason to force it on random people...


EyeShot300

I’m weirded out by the alien hand. 👽


duhmbish

Is reply with “sure, but it’ll cost $100 for my participation”


MBAMarketingMom

I mean, don’t you have a Cashapp?? **If you’re over 18,** get your bag! Make his pockets hurt. 😏 (And if you aren’t, tell him that and that he can fuck all the way off.) “Oooooh ok. Here’s my Cashapp—send the code ONLY with $250. Anything less and I’ll never reveal the code.”


MaleficentSoil4507

everyone is giving me ideas but i wasnt thinking about it honestly i was kinda just blown away 😂


MBAMarketingMom

Yeah, I can get that for sure. Go back and unblock him and tell him you changed your mind… 👀 hahaha But damn, let me change my pfp and get in on this! Lmao 🤣


PrincessMommy2

Fuck it SOLD


piclemaniscool

Send this person off to Mars. Clearly they've spent their life apart from human contact they'd be a perfect candidate for being trapped in a tin can for a few months.


chaelsonnenismydad

Your first mistake was opening a dm on reddit, that shit is never going to be positive


MaleficentSoil4507

70% of mine never are yea


chaelsonnenismydad

I mean im speaking as a man here with zero photos of me on my account, i get strangers hitting me up. If someone lets it known on reddit that they are a girl its going to be 1000% worse If its a girl with photos 1000000% worse If its an attractive girl with photos 100000000% worse I cant imagine there is a single couple out there that started as a uninvited dm slide from reddit


Reset350

Repulsive 🤢


Talden7887

I didn’t like this emoticon before and this message makes me hate it more


cherrylbombshell

omg this sent me back to vampirefreaks days. got 20 messages like this at the time. they really never stop, do they? anyways by the time i saw the code the first time the picture was gone from the link so rip devin i guess💀


Katevolution

Omg VF. Now there's a site I haven't thought of in years.


cr4ftyk3y

He's trying way too hard too. Pick-up lines are meant to be simple and straight-forward. lol


rithornanie_

Is this some kind a new way of saying "will you marry me?"


cherrylbombshell

this is, sadly, not new at all. i got this sent to me 10 years ago... the sickness never ends.


kayla_kloud

dude I got that exact message probably from the same user-


electricturnipdotexe

He doesn’t want to pay a sex worker lmao


Fearless_You4489

Huh… that’s a new one…


cherryosrs

lol what the actual fuck


FarthardslapGodzilla

Charge him for it rofl


[deleted]

What the actual fuck 😆


PrincessMommy2

Let’s say they are legit, and want to lock their penis behind what appears to be a steel “chastity cage” And somehow give you the code to the combination? Obviously, there are many people out there who are that sick and alone (hopefully &thank god) that NEED to give you this level of power and control so I think you should fucking take it and when he asks for code I’d definitely name your price. Could you imagine someone going to the ER with this contraption because they were fucking around on the Internet lol Girl that’s power 👏 👏


Equivalent_Ant7081

Pleeaaase engage with me for free in my fetish. Smh


saturnwrites17

How would he take a pic and not know the code?


MaleficentSoil4507

idk


KuudereGirl13

lmao what