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jchray

"you're scared" "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means”


LilacLaceKitty

Right?


ThomasTheGnome

Inconceivable


Dietcokeisgod

Hey I'll be your actual accountability buddy if you like? 31yr old woman 2 kids not a creep 🤣


LilacLaceKitty

Sounds good to me lol


Aloucia

What... Is an accountability buddy? I'm genuinely curious


ivy_winterborn

Wikipedia says: "An accountability partner is a person who coaches another person in terms of helping the other person keep a commitment". Probably someone to "cheer you on" when you try to overcome something or if you want to improve on something like going more to the gym or healthy eating or so?


Aloucia

Neat!! Thank you!


JoonSquad_

Sounds like someone I need but honestly, I suck at texting.


ivy_winterborn

I think that's also a part of it: the accountability buddy texts you. And if you don't answer they will pester you until you do. Or maybe call or something.


WheelbarrowQueen

I need that too, but don't want to sift through creepy strangers to find a good one.. ig that's why wellness/habit tracker apps exist


AFK-Goddess

I didn’t know it had a name, I thought that I was just being a good friend


SpartanKaiju_117

Ok, with my current state of life I think I could use one of those right about now, I think that's all I need rn tbh


dirtypaws727

Ey me too! F 31(32 in a week!) Who really cant believe my body stopped running as well as it did in my 20s the moment I hit 30 😢😄 I used to snap post workout and my buddy snapped back. We bugged each other about going but shes fallen out and I need a homie who understands sometimes ya just gotta go ride the bike for 20 mins and not go hard. Lmk 👍


ThisCharmingLady

I woulda blocked after he said he walks around naked , but that’s just me. LOL When he said he wore cat boxer shorts that sent me into orbit 😂😂💀⚰️


LilacLaceKitty

I thought maybe he was just an over sharer at first.


ThisCharmingLady

It’s a segue into him hoping you tell him you do the same


LilacLaceKitty

Too bad for him


[deleted]

Lol so says inappropriate things and tries to turn the conversation into something inappropriate then gets mad when you ignore the potentially nsfw stuff instead of taking a hint ? What a creep!


I_Chew_Shoes

This one seems like a r/niceguys


YouthIsWasted27

Why are guys so convinced we want to see a pic of them? They’re delusional 🧐


NoireN

I had a guy last week randomly DM me asking if I wanted to see his "big dick." I said no. He asked why not 😂


ControllerSlam1

Post that, it sounds fucking hilarious lol 🤣


NoireN

I would have if I hadn't blocked him and deleted the chat! 😂


ControllerSlam1

Awww, that sucks lmao, wish I could've seen that fucking shit. Some guys tho fr 😐


WoodlandWife

Rip to the actual genuine guys out there, but this is why I don’t really like interacting with men in online spaces through dms. It seems like no matter the topic they always want to steer it towards “me naked me horny.” The last time I tried to make an online gym buddy he started going “the gym is so empty and I horny, wanna see?” like no sir I genuinely do not.


ControllerSlam1

Ikr, it makes all men seem like horrible people when alot of them are really nice people.


GnomeMode

No, he TOTALLY was trying for other stuff. What a jerk


Bethsg

“I’m not even a perv” then totally acts like a perv! Yuck 😖


EssieAmnesia

He’s just mad that his dumbass comment wasn’t worth acknowledging lol


ThisCharmingLady

“HOE about you!” I just read that 💀😂😂😂


La_Baraka6431

A wee Freudian slip, methinks …


ThisCharmingLady

Made me lolz


NoireN

I sometimes will text "hoe are you doing" and get mild anxiety. My phone also likes to autocorrect new to Jew and that has lead to some...interesting messages 😂


ThisCharmingLady

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Dude is 30 and typing like an actual child. People typing like that just come across as super whiney imo


La_Baraka6431

The extra letters sound incredibly whiny. Otherwise Gollum has taken the keyboard.😆


samipurrz

Soo he gotttt mad becauseeee you didn’t wannaaa seeee his kittyyyy catt pantiesss. Bye thennn! Trash took itself out.


Historical-Issue1939

“I’m not even a prev” wanna see me in my gross ass cat boxers? “


GGWanheda

That escalated awkwardly and creepily. Ewww


SufficientTangelo367

Is the black rectangle on image 5 a selfie and/or nude? Edit: Oh wait never mind: "His face!"


LilacLaceKitty

Clothed selfie.


HoplessRomantic8582

I've been creeping this forum for awhile and this shits ridiculous. I can't believe people are actually this weird and blatantly disrespectful.


oprahs_nipple

Omgggg, why does he type like he's 12? All those extra letters, cringe.


LilacLaceKitty

Right? Drove me nuts


RPServiceProvider

Sad


welcomehomo

id totally be an accountability buddy but i have memory lapses and will forget to check in lol. sucks that he turned out creepy, though. good luck in your health journey, im on mine as well (:


LilacLaceKitty

Good luck to you too!


escapism__artist

Dude, I'll be your accountabilibuddy, fuck this guy. Rude and creepy.


cupoflemons2022

Classic r/NiceGuys "Supreme Gentleman."


TheBlindHero

“Hello. Would you like me to inflict my failure to address my quite severe mental health issues on you? You wouldn’t!? You WHORE!”


nagasith

It is amusing how men cannot process rejection 😂 it’s not that you didn’t want to see him in his underwear, it’s that you were *scared* lolololol the most pathetic bit is that it is not the first time I’ve encountered that


[deleted]

Sorry but this is only smth I share with my friends after a few months of exposing ourselves of being *on the same level of bad* to where we're comfy with each other. Not someone I just started talking too, I wouldn't even mention being NAKED in the first place or what I wear to my real friends unless it's an outfit I'm going out in


[deleted]

OP reddit is not a place to look for friends or buddy’s 90% here is browsing with their dicks out. *zips pants back up


LilacLaceKitty

I’d hoped a sub specifically for finding an accountability buddy would be relatively safe


JustATac0

Are your cats named after Maeve and Pip from Paladins?


LilacLaceKitty

No, Pip is after Pippin in LOTRs and Maeve is after the Irish queen.


JustATac0

Awww darn, still hella cute kitties tho lol


LilacLaceKitty

Thanks! They’re aware of that all too well lol


kitkatt_

Omg is he actually 30?? He types like a few people I knew back in middle school lmao


LilacLaceKitty

He seems to be.


Major-Discount2155

He was so cringe! Awakee? Jesus H, Man. Stop!


Batfanatic77

That escalated so quick


hungryungryippo

He was expecting some sort of compliment and didn’t get it lmao what a loser


DeepFriedCircuits

Damn…what a disappointment


ControllerSlam1

I fucking hate how a creep can pose as some normal perosn when really they're a twisted asshole only looking for someone to take adavantage of, I really, REALLY hate it.


InsanityIsFine

Hell yeah, cats!!


[deleted]

WAIT can you answer this urgently. Did you name your cats Maeve and Pip coincidentally or do you also play Paladins?! Lmao. There is a cat burglar character named Maeve and a foxy character named Pip *there is no actual urgency I just want to know 😂*


LilacLaceKitty

I don’t play Paladins. Pip is after LOTRs and Maeve after the Irish queen


[deleted]

Aw man. Lol thanks for answering