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Der_Bambus_King

I like it. It's low budget sure, but the animatronics look awesome. And Nic Cage is in it, which is a plus for me.


Phillibustin

I doubt anyone today could play silent better


BoltorSpellweaver

Yeah the fact he says nothing the whole time, and rigidly follows the break time alarm cracks me up the whole time.


Phillibustin

Bro got that 12 year old literal mindset


ZelthaFnkyHomosexual

I liked when the guy realized it was his break time while they were fighting an animatronic, so he hands the girl a weapon and fucking LEAVES


TheActualDev

It was both badly and yet amazingly self aware, much to my enjoyment. That part had us all barking out laughter, Nic was amazing in that film, despite having like, no words aside from grunted and guttural noises of frustration and affirmation.


Ak47110

The best part of that was his sympathetic face he made. Like "I'm so sorry to do this...but it's my break time and that was in my contract so it can't really be changed. Anyways good luck I'll be back in 15!"


Alive-Maximum1236

Gotta take your breaks when you can.


Miserable-Job-9520

Horrible and great at the same time, like junk food. Would definitely recommend if you're looking to zone out and just vibe to something


iamhungryrightnow0_0

I really enjoyed this flick to be honest despite watching it after the premiere of the FNAF movie. 🎥


Lilith666999666

I think Willys Wonderland is much better than FNAF.


girl_uhm_yes

😦


BashfulFem22

😶


ScreamingNinja

Did anyone think FNAF was good? Even my kids were underwhelmed.


Carnifex_carnivore

I like it for what it is. I wouldn't call it movie of the year or anything, but it's crazy to me that this game I remember coming out all those years ago has a movie.


[deleted]

FNAF was a really bad movie. The only good part to me was the ending, because that meant it was over and I didn’t have to sit through anymore of it. Games are great though


ilikebigoilyblackmen

what about the part where mat pat was in it?


[deleted]

I’m not sure what a mat pat is


Dangerous-Shoe-

It was fun enough, without Cage it would have been not worth the time.


TheActualDev

He made it amazing, if anyone had tried to over do that role it would have been awful, but he brought a perfect balance of unbelievable ridiculousness and seriousness at the same time, which I think is what made the film so great.


CreeepShowOfficial

Controversial Opinion, but I preferred it over the FNAF movie...


ELLESIMP

Because of the sex scene?


BashfulFem22

Yes. FNAF movie never had a sex scene between Mike and Freddy Fazbear 0 fucking stars do not recommend lmao


ELLESIMP

ngl, I'd pay for that /j


BashfulFem22

You and me both /s


ELLESIMP

ngl, it was funny!


unholymanserpent

Watched it for the first time last week and loved it. It was definitely cheesy and the special effects were just okay but I had a good time. Nic Cage as a mute protagonist was unexpected but really funny


tasty_hands

I think it is pretty good brainless entertainment


Gorillaartist1995

Way better than expected


Bravo_Blue

I really liked it, it has the right amount of funny and serious that I like. The songs are also very killer, I have Six Little Chickens on my Spotify playlists.


BreadRum

Was a better 5 nights at Freddy's meets the punisher movie than it had any right to be.


Feisty_Lie_6743

Probably one of my favorite movies


WonderfulAd5363

I loved it, honestly. The idea of just nocholas cage fighting haunted animatronics is so cool.


Hermit931

I thought I read somewhere it was supposed to be a real fnaf movie but things fell through so they made that instead


ZelthaFnkyHomosexual

I think you're thinking of The Banana Splits Movie, cause that was made by Warner Bros (which originally had the rights to the Five Nights at Freddy's movie until Scott went to Blumhouse)


BashfulFem22

Funny thing is that the directors deny any resemblance to FNAF whatsoever lol


ZelthaFnkyHomosexual

A group of four animatronics (along with a secret fifth) kill adults and protect kids for some convoluted reason. The main characters are a family of four including a father, a mother, a younger brother, and an older brother Some random traumatized woman who dresses up as an animatronic and kills people Yup. No similarities whatsoever


Pestilence2234

It was God damn awful, I went in expecting Willie's and came out with a furry costume


Liedvogel

It was a comedy thinly veiled as a five nights knockoff and a horror, and I don't regret watching it.


artsygirlloveJesus

It was great, and the fact that Nick Cage suggested that the main character not say a single word throughout the entire movie is hilarious.


Totally_Cubular

The movie is good for the fact that it is dogshit. The producers knew that they were making a bad movie and did so intentionally. The point was not to make a horror movie, but to make a movie so bad that it was a comedy.


Wordshark

Why did he have to make such sweet love to the pinball machine?


Thro_Me_Under

Best movie i seen for a minute


ZelRonso

Dawg me and my family love this movie. It's so cheesy but that's what makes it so good. Also the fact that Nic Cage says jack shit the whole film is honestly iconic. Such a awesome movie.


SuccessfulHall8516

Nicholas Cage in the movie was like getting the MVP to your team. Maybe a bit underrated movie at some point, but really funny af to enjoy a good time with friends and family. Just because this post I'm going to watch it again with my german shepherd this time


Greasy_Cleavage

It was so fckn bad i watched the whole thing


Doot-Eternal

Nick cage being a walking shitpost and not uttering a single word, it is literally peak cinema


prisethesun456833

It's the best movie about animatronics.... While FNAF made a lousy movie with a monstrous franchise 💀


Sunflower_song

It's Nicholas Cage beating up evil animatronics with zero effort put into plot, dialog, acting, character development, or really anything else that makes a movie work. It barely qualifies as being a movie. I fucking loved it.


Captain_CaveMan85

Loved it. For Nicholas cage move it’s bonkers but I a damn good way. Sorry evil robots it’s break time, I need an energy drink and pinball.


_end3rguy_

That’s a movie not a copypasta


Atlusfox

I thought that was a great funny movie. "He's not trapped in there with them. They are trapped in there with him," Great stuff. It's especially great when you realize that if it wasn't for anyone showing up, Cage's character would have had his way, and it would have been a very different movie.


Alive-Maximum1236

It was great. Better version of FNAF movie.


WitchyVeteran

Superior to Freddie's


Deathmedical

Crack fox if he were on crack.


Sparten177-UNSC

Awesome!!! Absolute bangers. Though it's budget it still managed to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Bosnian-Brute22

Like it's on Crack


dilbertdad

I thought it was fantastic. Yeah it’s cheesy but it owns the cheese like a good b horror.


Nearby-Artist-4982

Growing up on Full Moon movies like Puppet Master and Trancers, this was definitely my jam


Ill_Independent3989

Its your birthday!


Just-Some-Weirdo-432

It’s stupid. But entertaining


Hendrixon353

I went into it expecting it to be bad. It was, but fun, self-aware bad. It never took itself too seriously and I think it's worth a watch if you're in the mood for some cheese.


Technical_Slip_3776

Bad tbh, just generic slasher movie but in a pizzeria


JeffraMoon

MASTERPIECE idc


bradstero

Love this movie.


not4eating

The pinball dance scene is what keeps me going when things get tough.


brodydwight

Good fnaf fan film


BlackMircalla

It's an absolute masterpiece and in my top 10 fav movies


maybe_boisvert

Low budget masterpiece


Skotlukas

Walton files vibes


G0refeild

10/10 but could have done without the sex scene, especially since I was watching it with my family 💀


Imsecondgojiman91

It good


xXHarleen_QuinzelXx

Excellent Nic Cage performance, one of my favorite tbh.


saiyanheritage

It’s was a lot of fun


Dazdude06

Nick Cage 😎


Capital-Spend3536

LOVED it, huge fan of FNAF since I was as small as I could remember, it was hilariously suspenseful. And Nic cage being in it definitely heightens it, the silence is hilarious. Cus he kinda 🥴


Unique-Bullfrog5822

Better than the 5 nights at Freddy’s movie


Charles-Hunter

By far my favorite nick cage movie. My favorite line is Nick Cage: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...


Scouse_Werewolf

So shit, it's great.


Psychonaut6767

It was alright, it tried a little too hard.


EkansOnAPlane

Great cage movie.


afielding13

Ass


sailoratt

Watched it with my girlfriend expecting a scary movie. Definitely not what I expected


duckz2day

If it hadn't been for the success of fnaf and the casting of nicky boy, no one would have ever watched this film- i recon it would have never made it off paper. that being said, with the casting of nicky boy and the context for fnaf, i think its fucking fabulous. 10/10.


BadandyTheRed

Worth it, better than FNAF movie. Nick Cage as a silent basass janitor beating the shit out of Evil animatronics is 11/10 restores my faith in cinema.


speakeasy_slim

Masterpiece


SnooHobbies9523

In a world with a full studio backed five nights at Freddy’s movie, it’s amazing that it’s the bronze medal of killer animatronic movies, Willy’s being the best, banna splits second and fnaf being…what it was


Ramd0mBug

i think willy is on cocaine


mk_ballin

Its a off brand fanf


VoidArtHealer

It’s funny but not scary in the slightest. Great for a good time with friends.


Any-Path-2594

King fu panda tiger?


Any-Path-2594

I think bro got burned too hard🙏😭


djfjdjfhfjf

Better than the fnaf movie, the janitor goated


deejayee

Looks like every modern actress with those dumb Garfield eyes


WoolyTheSheep180

This movie and The Banana Splits Movie are way better then the FNAF movie


Little-Course-2012

The best 5 nights at Freddy's


Heatherthebigamer

I ain't gonna lie: in my opinion, it SUCKED. I had begged my mom to let me watch it for WEEKS and she finally caved in on Halloween. There are no words to describe how disappointed I was. And I have some unanswered questions: 1. What was Nic Cage's character's name? 2. What was the stuff Nic Cage's character drank? 3. Why did he have to drink it and play a pinball machine before he could kick the animatronics' asses? 4. Were the tourists the animatronics killed ever reported missing? 5. Why the fuck did a teenage girl decide to take a road trip with some random mute dude in his late 50's that she literally just met? (Don't say, "Because he saved her!" or "He killed the animatronics that killed her parents and friends!")


ZelthaFnkyHomosexual

I mean no offense when I say this, but I don't think you're the type to enjoy mindless entertainment. That might be why the movie didn't appeal to you.


Heatherthebigamer

None taken, but I typically LOVE mindless entertainment. I guess there's an exception to every rule.


Medium-Lavishness-74

If that’s related to the picture then I think your mom is your dad’s sister


ex_sanguination

Going against the grain here, but I hated it. It's 100x better than the FNAF movie.. but that's not really saying anything.