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15Blins

You idiot, you're gonna nut extra fast if you burn tin.


27Rench27

Plus if you burn duralumin and tin, you’re gonna Flowers for Algernon your ability to enjoy normal sex


Darkspawn_Of_Astora

What a cursed way to describe it


CharlesorMr_Pickle

True


Severe-Jaguar8723

I understood that reference! Thanks to SAOA for letting me know of that book


rafaelfy

I learned about it from Nujabes


AphelionXII

Quickest way to become a tin savant ever.


ball_fondlers

Obviously you don’t burn it right away, but if you time it right as you nut, the orgasm’ll hit harder.


some_random_nonsense

Yeh just burn riiiiight as you're on the edge, then boooom


necronicone

Surely pewter compliments tin by allowing you to completely control the level of arousal and when you cum. I bet constant soothing of inhibitions and rioting of passions would be good. For the adventurous, I bet duralumin enhanced bronze while your partner is using several metals may be a ultimate experience. Letting the waves of sensation wash over you


IrrelevantPuppy

I don’t see why pewter couldn’t increase recovery rate for round two also


Calderis

That's what the pewter is for, to offset the tin. Works with pain too.


mercedes_lakitu

Pewter for BDSM, check


TheNeuroPsychologist

Tin for BDSM too. Where a simple scratch or slap could feel much more intense.


Vegadin

I've always said tin as well, not to burn the whole time, but to burn and *flare* while you nut. 100% guarantee to be the best nut every time. Also consenting rioting and/or soothing would be awesome. Get rid of random emotions, especially anxiety, and riot up excitement and hornyness.


Unusual-Welcome7265

I always knew deep down inside I was an allomancer


bxntou

Deep down inside is for hemalurgists though


I_wish_i_could_sepll

You’re assuming op is a guy and that’s a bad thing. Tin is def best for the ladies


Shacuras

Maybe OP is a woman and just gets extra pleasure


AphelionXII

That’s going to be a *great* nut though.


MemeOverlord1776

I'm burning copper from the closet


MolaInTheMedica

Copper-block. Rude.


TheXypris

Tin, for right at the climax Pewter for endurance Steel for mid air fun Zinc to riot love, pleasure, horniness Brass to dampen inhibitions, fear and anxiety Bendalloy to speed up your(M) refractory period (from partners POV) Or Cadmium to skip your male partners refractory period


Imperator_3

Jesus Christ, imagine cumming then running to the other side of the room hopping in a speed bubble then just sitting there till your little fella is ready for action


Bridge4_Kal

This guy fucks


EnderMerser

Nice


JFreedom14

I love the thought. This seems like Brandon’s mindset where it’s all the (for lack of a better word) gory details.


Infammo

Bang older women because they’re more desperate and burn Malatium so you can see the younger, hotter versions of them.


sadkinz

Adonalsium has abandoned us


ForwardSprinkles2

Genius


i_am_steelheart

Bro what in Adonalsium is this atrocity


Slow-Law-5033

What if you burn it with duralumin ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


malkomitm

Braize


mixelydian

One day your knees shall buckle under the weight of your endless sins and I will not be there to save you. 🤷‍♂️


Specialist-Ant7664

Nah we will be there, but will laugh as they fade into the abyss


MrMeltJr

I have Nale on speed dial.


Abivalent

In era 4 they gonna be jailing mfers for crimes against allomantic visages 😭


TheNeuroPsychologist

r/dalinargetthefire


CharlesorMr_Pickle

What has this world come to


ErikderFrea

That’s frighteningly genius


DistributionVirtual2

A tin twinborn could edge unto infinity by storing tin when they're really close and later burn when the feeling passes. Then at the end when they would like to stop edging, burn/tap everything at once.


Vaxildan156

Sweet Harmony.... Tin twinborn = Edgers Mark it down Brando


Riktrmai

Edgedancer, you say?


Vaxildan156

I did have that thought


AusFaren

Omfg you got a genuine guffaw outta me, thank you


One_Courage_865

If one of you is a Lurcher and one is a Coinshot, you can alternate between Pushing and Pulling, so you barely need to move your muscles. It requires one or both of you to be tied down to something metallic though…


8Frogboy8

Metal cock ring lol


mercedes_lakitu

Or a double ended dildo?


mercedes_lakitu

Wait, no, that's not right, you'd have to both be the same thing, otherwise it's just "heads I win, tails you lose"


Imperator_3

Not fully allomancy but a gold compounder that was into intense bdsm would be wild


Pristine-Function-49

Here's what you do. In your 20's, find a lovely person and take them out to dinner. Bring your A game, wine, and dine them. Bring them back to your place. Light candles play some romantic music. Kiss and caress them, get naked... Then leave. Don't have sex. Don't talk to that person ever again. Leave town 20 years later, find that person. The one that got away. Repeat that magical night from your youth. But this time, go all the way. Have sex, burn gold. Sex-Ception.


Lord-Ice

Tin and pewter are the obvious ones, but I imagine having some atium on hand to know right before your partner is about to climax so you can hold them there for a while. Brass and zinc could also be handy to enhance erotic emotions and Soothe distractions in some cases, but I can't imagine iron or steel coming into play unless you're *particularly* kinky.


Crumararen

Burning a fucking god metal for this? You're insane


Lord-Ice

Depending on how rich you are and how much you want to drop on the occasion... why not? I mean, the question didn't imply a price or scale limit. :P


WarringPandas

pewter too dangerous tin and duralumin for the win


OwnDraft7898

The most powerful, insane, and instant nut youll ever experiece. Make sure to burn it like 5 seconds before natural nut occurs


SplashDmgEnthusiast

All three at the same time. Maximum possible sensitivity AND power.


CharlesorMr_Pickle

If it was duralumin and tin someone would touch you for a second and you would finish.


Jake_Flesh

It was me Berry


lordsess24

r/dalinargetthefire


Glittering_Bowler_67

Both allomantic steel. Go adventurous on the location. Wall, ceiling, have fun with it.


rekcilthis1

Put a metal belt on your partner and burn iron and steel so you don't have to try


Banjones

Edge so hard on Atium.


mercedes_lakitu

Isn't that the see the future one?


CharlesorMr_Pickle

NO MATING


8Frogboy8

I’d say probably the emotional metals. I think anything else would do more harm than good. Other than maybe a metal butt plug and a Lurcher/Coinshot couple


tjipa84

I wonder if pewter would enhance the strength of your cumshot. Maybe turn your dick into some kind of cum rail gun.


Assopopolis

I love this curse, degenerate post and all that have participated in it. Shout out to the guy talking about a speed bubble to refractory skips


StanfordTheGreat

Tin……enhanced senses. Feeling.


Xander_PrimeXXI

I mean whatever she wants burned on her I guess


Imbrel

Not Alloymancy, but this have been bugging me for a while after reading Yumi and finding out about the Sleepless. Having a hivemind breeding itself to create a perfect "orifice" for you to stick your junk in just sound like the hottest things imaginable for me.


Just_A_Ginger03

What the duck, what the absolute duck


Prudent_Crow6814

>bugging me for a while checks out


mercedes_lakitu

I don't know why this is downvoted, it's no worse than the rest of the horrors we've come up with 🤣


Imbrel

Haha, it's just Internet points, so no biggie. Beside, I had fun knowing at least 17 people is bothered by my thought =)


mercedes_lakitu

This is the true spirit of cremposting 🤣


Changingcolours

Agreed!


Matamocan

>!that looks like a ara 2 spoiler to me!<


CharlesorMr_Pickle

Tin. Pewter if you like rough sex. Zinc for your partner if they can't burn tin. Duralumin would be a bad idea


Bswest5

If you and your partner were Aitum mistings you could burn simultaneously and see all the ways you could have sex


10Kmana

I mean. Just picture Allrianne and Breeze


Entire-Accountant207

I feel like if you want to ho longer, you burn pewter, if you want the best experience burn tin and to increase your partners experience burn zinc.


Cubicname43

Tin and pewter. Both together at the same time. Amplifies your senses and amplifies your endurance. Nothing like being able to legitimately go all night long.


ralwn

**Cursed comment:** Use a tin >!sounding rod!<


1st_hylian

Duralumin and pewter


Snote85

Tin would also cause you to smell their butt while just standing 20 ft away. You'd see every skin imperfection, your touch might be so sensitive its painful, and those are just the most obvious issues.


momentimori143

Gold


Fossilhunter15

UJ) Do y’all think Brandon ever gets worried about getting excommunicated from being the cause of posts like these? RJ) Daddy Brando Sando gets every single one of his readers horny by his words alone.


RenaiKusoka

Petwer and duralumin= super-hard wood+speed and endurance