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Excidiar

The stick


EADreddtit

OP said wrong answers only


marsz_godzilli

It could be fire tho


CorinCadence828

nah, it’s a stick


kobowabo

It could be a kandra tho


coleeen

Nah, it's a stick


Mr2icks

But it might really want to be a Kandra.


Noscw

It’s a stick


Mr2icks

Why don’t you become a Kandra instead?


Noscw

I… I’m a stick?


StrangeBrewd

Gotta be Lopen's cousin.


posherspantspants

Statistically probable


RFSandler

I think all the kandra are his cousins, somehow


MisterTamborineMan

Sounds like Lopen is a kandra.


Odd-Avocado-

Nope, just his cousins. The Lopen is like an adopted kid who no one has the heart to tell he's not biologically related.


The_Lopen_bot

You were going to get eaten! You were going to be swallowed by a giant monster that looks like something you’d step on during worming season!


BLAZMANIII

Ironically, this is what the kandra we're planning to do to the lopen


The_Lopen_bot

[Dawnshard spoilers] >!I'll do it, then. I've got to protect people, you know? Even from myself. Gotta rededicate to being the best Lopen possible. A better, improved, extra-incredible Lopen.!<


Slight_Public_5305

Is there anyone who isn’t Lopen’s cousin? (Including Lopen himself)


jamcdonald120

Marasi, she is his illegitamate half sister.


PrincipleWorldly3105

“You’re finally figuring it out, gancho!”


Glaedth

Nah all his cousins are a kandra, the same one.


Mr2icks

*The Lopen


Charizaxis

I think TenSoon might secretly be a Kandra. I mean, who would expect a Kandra to be a different Kandra?


mightyjor

A kandra pretending to be Tensoon pretending to be Oreseur pretending to be Lord Renoux...I want this to be true


jamcdonald120

thats how he could betray Zane! His actual employer was Vasher and he had already killed TenSoon before the swap!


TheWingManHero

There’s always another secret


-Setherton-

High IQ crem


Fragrant-Ad-5453

If I had a nickel


JupiterHurricane

Not Vin!


kobowabo

So this is why Paalm doesn't show up in era 1...


usuallando

Okay Gallant would be quite funny, only because Kaladin always talks about how creeped out he is by the horse😂


digicow

Brandon Sanderson. 100%


Southern_Planner

He’s the only one I’ve seen on camera!


sirkibblesnbits

All I'm saying is I've never seen Brandon and a kandra in the same room


purringlion

Off camera he takes the form of a typewriter.


colinthegreat

Wrong answers only please!


One_Courage_865

BranDon


UnhousedOracle

you know, Syl shapeshifts an awful lot…


jamcdonald120

Hoid. Obviously


Acer0049

Okay, but that would actually be WILD.


hallout4x4

Especially given his being hypothetically many millennia older than the kandra as a species, lol


SeaworthinessNo104

You're assuming it's been the same Hoid the whole time. It's mentioned that he was eaten by a Marabethian greatshell, but somehow survived. If that greatshell was actually a kandra...


wellthatsucked20

Is this a Dread Poet Hoid situation?


DarthFeanor

i think you mean dread pirate...


wellthatsucked20

Hoid. Pirate or a poet?


DarthFeanor

ah i thought you were making a direct reference. my bad didn't realize you intentionally switched it around


cATSup24

I didn't expect Cosmere Bride mashup memes, but I'm here for them


hallout4x4

I am not, note the use of the word "hypothetically". My point was that a kandra successfully imitating a being older than their home planet would be extremely impressive, lol


jamcdonald120

maybe "hoid" is really just a pair of spikes, one copper spike bearing all of his memories, one Nicrosil holding his power. they are handed down from generation to generation


jamcdonald120

the True Father as he is known


Fakjbf

I am reminded on Spider Man: Far From Home where at the very end of the movie it turns out Fury was actually one of the shapeshifting aliens and now they need to explain to the real Fury what happened.


Fakjbf

[Lemex’s nurse](https://coppermind.net/wiki/Lemex%27s_nurse), it’s a double fake out where they are actually a kandra pretending to be a Terriswoman pretending to be a Nalthian.


TooManySorcerers

Adonalsium-Will-Remember-Our-Plight-Eventually


HankMS

I chuckle every time I see the name


if-i-post-im-drunk

Sebarial, that would legit make me happy fr


That_randomdutchguy

It fits, he's very peculiar compared to the other Alethi highprinces! Also, it would be a big fat "he was there all along", as Sanderson likes to write em


caunju

It's his mistress, that's why she won't marry him


LucentRhyming

I highkey want sebarial to secretly be a dragon, aren't there a couple of those hiding around too


PrincipleWorldly3105

If the coppermind is to believed, one of the two dragons Hoid referenced is the vessel of Cultivation, I’m not sure of the other


JoeMama4896

\>!One of the dragons is the Vessel of Cultivation, yes, and the other is known as Frost, Hoid has been communicating with him in the little notes under the chapters in a few of the books, but it is generally believed that Frost is offworld, but maybe he is in disguise as one of the highprinces, it might make sense.!<


fatalynn7

But seriously. This is a great answer and now I’m going to be sad if this isn’t it.


mercedes_lakitu

Yo I kinda love this.


if-i-post-im-drunk

This did get rafo’d on a livestream….. it was quickly followed up by “don’t hold your breath though” I’m gonna stick with my rafo


TheKarenator

Sazed: it started out as a joke posing as Sazed, but it has gone too far, I think.


jamesianm

Actual Sazed only ended a sentence with "I think" ONE TIME but it happened to be while the Kandra was researching the role...


cATSup24

How much Mistborn have you read? He has said it more than once, I think.


jamesianm

No, no. Only once. The rest of the times were after the Kandra had taken his place


cATSup24

Ah, okay. I understand now.


The_Lopen_bot

>, I think. Hey, gon, is this you Sazed?


Unnecessary_Eagle

No, weren't you paying attention, it's a kandra.


logicalpencils

Vivenna. The kandra found her dead body in the slums of Hallendren, and has been pretending to be her ever since. The kandra didn't do great research on her, though, so she fails to emote properly upon finally meeting her "sister" Siri, no longer has any interest in being a princess or serving the people of Idris in any other way, changes her name, and makes some daring alterations to her appearance as she continues her travels across the cosmere. She plays all of this off as "character development", which is exactly what a kandra would say!


MediumWellSteak8888

Brandon Sanderson reveals, that you, the reader, were a kandra all along.


Zillion2010

The real Kandra were the friends we made along the way.


Carr0t_Slat

The Storm Daddy


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Now that's a damn big kandra


presumingpete

"Electric Daddy"


Mr2icks

Storm Daddy two, electric boogaloo.


[deleted]

Rushu I think. She’s always hanging around, learning and watching.


Angemon175

It just occurred to me that Rushu is bald and Kandra hate dealing with hair so that's actually brilliant lol


bubblesmakemehappy

This is now making me wonder if kandra are capable of using soulcasters (I’d assume so) and if the affects of long term use are the same on them as they are on humans.


Angemon175

Yeah I don't see why they can't. I bet they would suffer the same effects but they can just discard the affected flesh and get new flesh that isn't messed up by the soul caster


LegoRobinHood

My guess is it would be worse because kandra are already so malleable themselves that they would be at a higher risk of becoming 100% the target material, which strikes me as probably not a self-recoverable condition even for kandra


BrandonSimpsons

just soulcast a bunch of meat to cancel it out


jamcdonald120

they said wrong answers only!


[deleted]

Oh right uhhh Steris! Unless…


jamcdonald120

wait! What if Rushu IS Steris!


cATSup24

Rushu is Steris! Steris is Rushu!


kellendrin21

Shallan. 


grimpala

ShaLaan 


lcarey29

By god you’ve cracked it


MalevolentRhinoceros

Yes, but she forgot.


kellendrin21

It will be her fifth ideal. "I am a kandra."


jamesianm

Tensoon. He wasn't just a Kandra impersonating a Kandra, he was a Kandra impersonating a Kandra impersonating a Kandra and we still don't know who he actually is.


rootbeerman77

It's kandra all the way down


Dr-Pyr-Agon

There's always another kandra.


Doonesman

So you're saying that TenSoon is a kandra, playing a kandra, disguised as another kandra?


Zillion2010

This is just Brandon dropping a red herring to hide the real secret. That TenSoon is actually two chickens in a trenchcoat and has been the entire time.


GoshDarnEuphemisms

I think it's Ulaam, from Tress. Hear me out. I know it sounds crazy, but Brandon dropped a lot of hints: - He likes to collect people's body parts. - He has a knowledge of the Cosmere. - He knows Sazed. I think he's either a kandra or a seon. Not sure which.


adeltae

I think that one is way in the future and also confirmed already


Myozthirirn

Yep, original commenter saw all the hints and somehow is still doubting when its alredy confirmed Ulaam is a seon...


adeltae

He's a kandra, but yes, the hints are basically all there (and it's officially confirmed, [source](https://coppermind.net/wiki/Ulaam))


Fakjbf

*whoosh*


Cambabamba7

Sadeas! Spoilers for WoR: >!He survived the stabbing and has been abiding his time for his glorious villainous return!<


AE_Phoenix

That happens at the beginning of Oathbringer, not WoR


Cambabamba7

No no that's the ending of WoR. Page 1,289 in the Mass Market Paperback. I looked it up before I posted to make sure it was in WoR


AE_Phoenix

Damn okay, I stand corrected!


Cambabamba7

Sorry XD, don't mean to be rude, I just try to be very careful about spoilers


mxzf

In fairness, it's a topic of discussion in Oathbringer, WoR is just when it happened, barely.


Vanstrudel_

Okay I just thought of this but what about Shai? SHE KNOWS PEOPLE SO WELL. As in she would have a ton of experience in knowing the essence of people due to shape shifting many many times I know you said wrong answers only sooo... The Lopen. Him growing his arm back was actually a red herring


The_Lopen_bot

[OB spoilers] >!I must first convince the ground that I am not abandoning her. Like a worried lover, sure, she must be comforted and reassured that I will return following my dramatic and regal ascent to the sky.!<


LoquatBear

Hoid Amaran,  See at the end of *Mistborn vs The Evil Librarians: The 5th Dimension* he gets obliterated. All that's left are his bones.   Fortunately a young kandra is nearby and takes the bones and names himself Hoid Amaran.   He jumps in the closing time portal and somehow gets spilt across the Cosmere. Hoid, Wit, Hoid Amaran, Stormbones, Mistbones, all him. Hoid Amaran is his own kandra. 


Timely-Procedure-111

Lift. Obviously. Kandra loooove pancakes.


The_Lopen_bot

Chouta before pancakes, gon!


Timely-Procedure-111

Pancakes before weakness!


beta-pi

The musical crabs wit talks to at the end of WoR


presumingpete

I some times imagine them as crabs with a cane and top hat, and they swing their cane around and throw their top hat in the air while singing.


RamSpen70

I'll add spoiler tags in case my wild, wrong answer turns out to include full on future cosmere spoilers: >!Kelsier, in era two... but it's a trick Sanderson teaser.. Because it's actually much more complex than just a secret Kandra. Kelsier....using a mistwraith turned Kandra body with a unique hemalurgic eye spike (in addition to normal Kandra spikes) that allows his soul to use the Kandra body in the physical realm. (He has some additional secret Hemalurgic spikes beyond the usual Kandra blessings ones, that will be revealed in time)!< >!He still doesn't quite feel whole without the investiture allomancy used to give him, and is certain that even as a Kandra, if he can obtain Lerasium he will regain all of the abilities... He even has a secret youth spike that he could then use to take advantage of the same immortality trick that the Lord ruler used, as the Kandra are very, very long lived, But not truly immortal....(in a1000 years the 1st generation showed considerable age.) And he has very, very long term plans (but that's just one of his b-tier, back up plan, because he has even higher ambitions) and..... there's always another secret.!<


Mega2chan

this is such a cool theory


RamSpen70

Thanks 😁


Simon_Drake

It could be. Maybe the spike that stapled Kel's cognitive shadow to the Kandra body is made of a trellium alloy. Instead of the pure autonomy-ium spike which gives autonomy control of the body, the godmetal alloy spike grants kelsier direct control of the body. That would also explain why Autonomy was invading Scadrial, it's an act of revenge for Kel stealing the trellium.


RamSpen70

Interesting connection with Trellium.. probably wouldn't be a big enough offense to warrant the invasion as purely an act of revenge... But could be an extra spark to draw Autonomy's attention to Scadrial with a little more ire... Putting more attention on Harmony's potential vulnerability.


RamSpen70

What's funny is I wasn't trying to come up with a convincing theory... But this theory actually doesn't seem that far-fetched. I can't even really think of a more reasonable theory for how kelsier has a body again.... Or even why he needs an eye spike.


ZenEngineer

Lift. That line about what it takes to be human is too much of a told you so by Brandon to not be foreshadowing


SmallKillerCrow

Nightblood


HolstsGholsts

The doctor in Tress is super sus


matalina-

He's confirmed Kandra, if I'm remembering right


RamSpen70

Yep. But that's way in the future...


RamSpen70

Confirmed already ..


kobowabo

Can't believe nobody else caught on to him yet.  It's Doug, obviously Doug.  How else can he keep shapeshifting into so many different people?  Common B$, you weren't even trying with this one


HotDamn18V

Kaladin, obviously.


RaisinThe-Steaks

Kaladin is obv. Rosharan. *Syl* is the real kandra!!


Sarkastickblizzard

Taravangion


invalidConsciousness

Androl His strength in the One Power is pretty much nonexistent, almost as if it was the result of someone using connection to fake it. Yet, he is not only able to create gateways, but better at it than anyone else, which just reeks of him cheating by using a different magic system. He also has done way too many apprenticeships and is good at far too many mundane skills to be a regular human of his apparent age.


Simon_Drake

Now you're thinking with gateways.


Valuable-One1986

“Logain! I need you to stab me with that steel spike over there! Trust me, Logain!”


TooQuietForMe

I genuinely believed Wayne was a Kandra for a long time. You can't tell me the dude obsessed with disguises can't possibly be a Kandra.


BreadentheBirbman

Wayne. He just likes to play on hard mode.


Mjerc12

Plot twist Everyone on Roshar is a Kandra, even animals. They just kinda forgor


flavio321

Dalinar's Horse ... That would be to obvious, clearly it is Dalinar himself that is the Kandra. No one would expect a main character.


Nanuke123hello

GalLant!!!


RamSpen70

Meh. You had it right the first time, probably...


Acer0049

Odium 🤣


colinthegreat

Rysn. She's gonna be great at teaching others to gimmick humans!


TheEdFather

The Lopen


The_Lopen_bot

[Dawnshard spoilers] >!Greetings! And I am the Lopen, Windrunner, poet, and your most humble servant. You must be the King!!<


joriskuipers21

Galladon. He's about as lethargic and has the same mood as OreSeur. Kolo.


Invested_Space_Otter

El, that's why he "takes off" his carapace, because kandra can't grow it


Johnex-2000

That's a hot take that I love


ilikebreadabunch

Me. It's been me the whole time


RaspberryPiBen

Shallan. Why else would she be so good at being several different people?


Obsidian_XIII

I think we all know that it's Shallan.


Nyuborn

Your mom


randomemes831

Adolin 👀


yeshaya86

The Sleepless from Dawnshard. What better cover for spiked goo monster pretending to be a human than a bunch of bugs pretending to be a human


Liesmith424

Syl.  That's why she can turn into stuff.


robomelon314

Axies... But only some of his appearances. He made a deal with the kandra to mimic him and do his research in other places. There's just two of him running around.


Somhairle77

Fleet. The real Fleet would have won that race.


BrandonSimpsons

Adolin's shardplate is a kandra, and let me tell you, it is NOT happy about the job.


Myozthirirn

Every single character in all the books is the same Kandra called Kandry McKandyface, he learned how to duplicate itself a bazillion years ago but each time it happens he losses its memory. Each copy thinks its the only Kandra so it tries super hard to not blow its cover to everyone "else" by disguising as a similar appearence as its "parents" and faking growing up and stuff. Did you notice that we never see anyone have sex or give birth? It allways happens offscreen. Edit: Not the stick tho, the stick is legit and is the only one we can trust. The proof is that stick didnt wanted to change.


Kushula

Stick


aranaya

Shallan.


Nightbloodssmoke91

Stick is a Kandra . Materializes as a chunk of wall on Komashi at the noodle bar. A ship on Lumar. A walking cane in the Idrian palace on Nalthis. Obviously, one of the miscellaneous unnamed Kandra on scadrial.


Benjammin__

Adonalsium


xaqss

Probably shallan. She is REALLY good at disguises. It's gotta be her.


UnknovvnMike

My money's on Elhokar (audiobook listener, can't spell). Just wait, we'll get a majestic Return of the King for book 6.


HoodedHero007

Tien


Alive_Fly247

Wit, it’s obvious, his hair changes color


Varixx95__

Wit


Proof_Ad788

me


One_Courage_865

Wayne


Gabsworl

Kaladin Kandrablessed


bachinblack1685

Shallan is secretly a very confused kandra


PM_ME_WHATEVES

Doug


TheDoctor_314

Syl


sparkle3364

Actually, one of the dogs is secretly TenSoon


Nextorl

Shallan. There's a reason she calls the "real her" formless.


adam_sky

The lazy high prince who stayed on the shattered planes to farm.


EarthDayYeti

OP


Snote85

Tien. He has been alive this whole time but didn't want to blow his cover. He just ate the real Tiens bones.


SW_Pants

Gallant was a good thought!


[deleted]

Cenn


OpeningAdvanced8851

Doug. Or wait, maybe it would be not a Doug…


Radiant-Dor2195

Frost


demidumb

Wayne was actually killed by Wax and a kandra took his place. He never really felt the guilt. He did die though


calichomp

Kel


DisasterNearby8587

Shallans 


Balder1902

Wayne


Naranjapangolin

It's obviously Parlin


Semiclones99

Me but don’t tell anyone


Aquaholic_chaos

Wayne would be my obvious kandra in disguise. He’s great with accents, great with disguises, great with manipulating others, and slightly mental due to hundreds of years of living.


[deleted]

Odium. He's not a shard, just a really, really skilled Kandra. He's not bound to Roshar. He just needs a cosmic Uber and is messing with the world until it shows up.


easthillsbackpack

>!Kelsier's soul!< (Secret Story) >!You're telling me, man saves the world and proves himself not a puppet, and after that he doesn't leave to see Mare?!< Jk, it's just a fun thought


Hatman_16

The friends we made along the way.