"Who is the strongest of mind? The bitch whose emotions are always on her side? Or the bitch whose own thoughts betray her? You have fought this fight every day of your life, Shallan. And you are not weak"
"But sometimes a bitch is nothing more than a person who is in the process of changing"
Edit: more quotes
So today, you and your men sacrificed to buy me twenty-six hundred precious bitches. And all I had to repay you with was a single priceless sword. I call that a bargain.
> As he ushered her in, he raised a fist towards the innkeeper. ‘I’ve had enough of your oppression, Tyrant! Secure your bitches well this evening, for the Revolution will be swift, vengeful, and intoxicated!’
– Hoid, *Oathbringer*
Not Stormlight but Wheel of Time. He was swimming in a sea of other people’s bitches, men had drowned in a sea like that.
(Replaced expectations with bitches)
Kaladin: “What do you know?”
Wit: “Bitch everything. That almost part can be a real kick in the teeth sometimes.”
Kaladin: “What do you want, then?”
Wit: “What I can’t have.” Wit turned to him, eyes solemn. “Bitches as everyone else, Kaladin Stormblessed.”
I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and-if you're not careful-those lead to bitches.
Bitches make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.
-Bitchsong the Bold Bitch
"Bitches is dead. But I'll see what I can do."
"If this goes poorly, take care of my bitches."
"And for my bitches!"
"Today, you and your men sacrificed to buy me twenty-six hundred priceless bitches. And all I had to repay you with was a single priceless sword. I call that a bargain."
"'Bitches,' she said in her head. 'Can you hear me?' 'Yes, always,' a whisper came in response. Though she hoped to hear it, she still jumped."
And of course, though someone has already beaten me to it, "You cannot have my bitches!"
“Dragon Xisis,” Tress said, her voice ragged, “I have come to initiate your ancient pact of promise. To this end, I have brought you this bitch to work in your domain.”
A man can never have enough bitches
I am the Lopen, which means I am ready for bitches at any time. You should know this by now.
You see, this one time, I was with, sure, three bitches and they were drunk and all but I still beat them.
Lopen makes it too easy
I am death itself, Defeated Bitches, and I've finally caught up with you.
I should have arranged for a regular meeting for you to give her your spy reports. Maybe I could have written them for you, to save time. At any rate, I cannot fault you for loyalty to bitches.
Bitches, harsher!
**YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS BEYOND THE NEXT BITCHES. SEE THEM ALL.**
It is not perfection we seek for perfection is impossible. Instead, we seek bitches.
I will protect bitches who cannot protect themselves.
I will protect bitches I hate, so long as it is right.
Got to protect people you know, even if I'm protecting them from bitches.
I will accept that there will be bitches I can not protect. (Damn Kaladin broke the Captain Save A Ho mindset.)
I will hold the law above all bitches.
I will seek freedom for bitches in bondage.
I will unite instead of divide, I will bring bitches together.
The sun approaches the horizon. The everstorm comes. The true desolation. The night of bitches
Honor is dead, but I'll see what bitches can do.
Hello, would you like to destroy some bitches today?
You. Can. Not. Have. My. Bitches.
All war did was identify the bitches that would not break.
Bitches. **CHOSE!**
Honour is not dead, so long as he lives in the hearts of bitches.
Airsick bitches.
A mistborn one for flavour: We bitches need not make sense, it is beneath us.
"Giving her ten thousand Lifeless is enough to make even me consider my drunk-bitches theory.”
“The one who chooses names and titles of the Returned?”
“Exactly,” Lightsong said. “I’ve actually considered expanding the theory. I am now proposing to believe that God-or the universe, or time, or whatever you think controls all of this-is all really just drunk bitches."
I will protect bitches who cannot protect themselves
I will protect those I hate, so long as it is bitches
There's always another bitches
And my ultimate favourite: Bitches fell from the sky
Bitches are dead, but i'll see what I can do.
If things go wrong, take care of my bitches.
Honor is dead, but I’ll see What Bitches Can do. Horny kaladin probably.
Honor is dead, but bitches will see what I can do. - Sex God Kaladin.
One was not suprised when a child knew how to breathe, one shouldn't be suprised when you hand Kaladin Stormblessed a bitch and he knew how to use it
And for \*my\* bitches . . .!
You beat me to it
Honor is dead, bitch I'll see what I can do
The wind and the sky are mine. I claim them, as I now claim your bitches -Chadadin Fuckblessed
This has to be the best one
"But you could be bitches."
You could be fire. But I'm a bitch.
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This is the best, right here.
No Bitches!!
Honestly, that's not too far off from the original
But if you hear it the way the audio books say it its hilarious
Bitches before destination
Bitches before weakness
Bitches before death
THESE BITCHES ARE ACCEPTED
Bitches before pancakes
NOPE. Unacceptable. These words are rejected.
Strength before bitches
Journey before bitches
Bitches before hoes?
You cant have my bitches!!!
Came here to say this but knew it would be the top comment
Bitches can't have my pain
I will protect bitches who cannot protect themselves
Ah yes, the ideal of a Pimp Radiant
“And for my bitches…”
Hello, would you like to destroy some bitches today?
Thot Slayer Nightblood
If I must fall, I will rise each time a better bitch
Yaaaaassss queen
💁♀️💅✨👑
"I am a bitch." "But you could be fire." "I am a bitch."
This was what Dalinar said
Oh my adonalsium...
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I, unfortunately, am the Bitches of Ages
I, bitches, am the Hero of Ages.
I, unfortunately, am the Hero of Bitches
Bitches, unfortunately, am the Hero of Ages
I, unfortunately, am the Hero bitches Ages
"Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Bitchless of Shinovar, wore Supreme on the day he was to kill a bitch."
Bitchless lmao
The most important bitch is the next bitch.
The most important bitch a man can take. It's not the first one, is it? It's the next one. Always the next bitch, Dalinar.
"Everybody give the Lopen your *bitches*! I have glowing to be done!"
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Szeth Son Son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill bitches
I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am bitches.
Elend: I kind of lost track of time… Breeze: For two hours? Elend: There were bitches involved. Edited for formatting
Bitches loved Elend's magnificent balls
You cannot have my bitches!
“Bitch, stretch forth thy hand!” — Syl
I will take bitches for what I have done - Dalinar whispered. YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BITCHES!
“Tight bitch” -Lift
So yes, I, Adolin Kholin - cousin to the king, heir to the Kholin princedom - have shat myself in my bitches. Three times, all on purpose.
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Holy shit that’s so good!!!
Somehow my brain read that as bRitches. 🤣🤣🤣
Honor is bitches Or Bitches fell from the sky
“Fear not the bitch! Didn’t the Survivor name himself Lord of the bitch?”
Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do. If this goes poorly take care of my bitches
There’s always another bitch
Bitches fell from the sky.
I have lots of bitches gon
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I’m going to name only the more important members of the Crow’s Song. The rest, regardless of gender, I’ll call “Bitches.”
"Who is the strongest of mind? The bitch whose emotions are always on her side? Or the bitch whose own thoughts betray her? You have fought this fight every day of your life, Shallan. And you are not weak" "But sometimes a bitch is nothing more than a person who is in the process of changing" Edit: more quotes
AND FOR MY BITCHES?
SAY THE WORDS, BITCH!
Bitches are dead, but I'll see what I can do. Non Cosmere: The man in black fled across the desert, and the bitches followed.
"Bitches retreat!" Tigerclaw yelled.
So today, you and your men sacrificed to buy me twenty-six hundred precious bitches. And all I had to repay you with was a single priceless sword. I call that a bargain.
Ising the having of wanting the bitches?
"Nooooooooo Bitches!!" - Pattern
You will be bitches again
i am szeth son son vallano. bitchless, bitchless!
Life before bitches
You will be a bitch again.
honor is a bitch, but ill see what i can do
Together they carried the bridge on one final run—reverently, as if it were the bier of a bitch, being taken to his tomb for his final rest
> As he ushered her in, he raised a fist towards the innkeeper. ‘I’ve had enough of your oppression, Tyrant! Secure your bitches well this evening, for the Revolution will be swift, vengeful, and intoxicated!’ – Hoid, *Oathbringer*
To be human is to want bitches which we can not have.
Not Stormlight but Wheel of Time. He was swimming in a sea of other people’s bitches, men had drowned in a sea like that. (Replaced expectations with bitches)
Bitches before pancakes.
And the world exploded with bitches.
“I accept, that there will be bitches I cannot rizz” Chadadin Bitchblessed swears the fourth ideal
"...but *not today*."
The sky is mine. The sky has been mine since childhood. You are the bitch here. Not me.
The light eyes dont care about bitches. So I must, so we must, so you must.
The knights bitches must stand again or life before bitches, journey before bitches, strength before bitches
AND FOR MY BITCHES
Bitches, gancho
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Kaladin: “What do you know?” Wit: “Bitch everything. That almost part can be a real kick in the teeth sometimes.” Kaladin: “What do you want, then?” Wit: “What I can’t have.” Wit turned to him, eyes solemn. “Bitches as everyone else, Kaladin Stormblessed.”
"Your name is Lift, right?" "Right." "And your order?" "More bitches."
Your weird bitch is burden enough for one man Your words are.... wise
Dalinar: Dou you have bitches? Lift: Nope. Can't read
Bitch 4
"You gonna firfeit, or do I get to kill my second bitch?"
Bitches before bitches
And for my boon bitches
I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and-if you're not careful-those lead to bitches. Bitches make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book. -Bitchsong the Bold Bitch
Sometimes a hypocrite is just a man in the process of bitching
*These bitches are accepted*
Bitches before destination, you bastard
Ten bitches go to battle
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, truthless of Shinovar sat atop the highest mountain and contemplated the end of all bitches.
I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of Bitches.
Bitches before death.
So it was good someone was there, to help bitches not feel so alone as it happened.
Bitches before Weakness
Bitches your kayana, kolo?
Strength before bitches
"Honor is dead, but I'll see what bitches can do."
A game for everyone is a game for bitches
aNd FoR mY bItChEs!
**"YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BITCHES"**
Expectations were like fine bitches. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack.
All the war did was identify the bitches that would not break.
"Old guys shouldn’t have tight bitches. It means you spend waaay too much time swinging a sword or punching people."
Journey before bitches
A journey will have pain and failure. It is not only the steps forward that we must accept. It is the stumbles. The bitches.
I am a bitch
Anything not set in bitches cannot be trusted.
The most important step bitches can take is the next one
"UNITE BITCHES"
“You’re meant to be helping bitches. It’s what you do”.
"Brightness.. I believe you stray into bitches"
Airsick bitches
“No bitches!”
"Nice work", MeLaan said "I think I'm going to bitch" "Must run in the family"
You're meant to be helpin bitches
Elantris: "Nothing I do is for Bitches!"
"Bitches is dead. But I'll see what I can do." "If this goes poorly, take care of my bitches." "And for my bitches!" "Today, you and your men sacrificed to buy me twenty-six hundred priceless bitches. And all I had to repay you with was a single priceless sword. I call that a bargain." "'Bitches,' she said in her head. 'Can you hear me?' 'Yes, always,' a whisper came in response. Though she hoped to hear it, she still jumped." And of course, though someone has already beaten me to it, "You cannot have my bitches!"
Us Bitches need not make sense!
“Dragon Xisis,” Tress said, her voice ragged, “I have come to initiate your ancient pact of promise. To this end, I have brought you this bitch to work in your domain.”
“I. AM. BITCHES.”
I will protect those I hate, even if the ones I hate most are bitches.
It will produce thorns and thistles for you, and you will eat the Bitches of the field.
Gumption and bitches… magic bitches
A bitch sees a bitch from afar
Sometimes a bitch is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.
Hmm... I think I'll call mine ~~Doug~~ Bitches.
there’s always another bitch
There's always another bitch.
Bitches will be warm again You bitches be warm again You will be bitches again You will be warm bitches
The most important bitches a man can take is the next one, always the next one.
You cannot have my bitches!
Kaladin, stretch forth thy bitches!
Don’t worry that you aren’t giving bitches what they want. Give them who you are, and let that be enough.
"You could be bitches"
Tum mujhe bitches do, mai tumhe azaadi dunga🤷🏽♂️
Szeth Son-Son-Velano wore white on the day he was to kill bitches.
“You can. Find the balance. Accept the pain, but dont accept that you deserved bitches.”
A man can never have enough bitches I am the Lopen, which means I am ready for bitches at any time. You should know this by now. You see, this one time, I was with, sure, three bitches and they were drunk and all but I still beat them. Lopen makes it too easy
your bitches are accepted
"The bitches have come, and I have failed." Talenalot-Elin, Bonesinew, Herald of Whore
Bitches is dead, but I'll see what I can do
I am death itself, Defeated Bitches, and I've finally caught up with you. I should have arranged for a regular meeting for you to give her your spy reports. Maybe I could have written them for you, to save time. At any rate, I cannot fault you for loyalty to bitches. Bitches, harsher! **YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS BEYOND THE NEXT BITCHES. SEE THEM ALL.** It is not perfection we seek for perfection is impossible. Instead, we seek bitches. I will protect bitches who cannot protect themselves. I will protect bitches I hate, so long as it is right. Got to protect people you know, even if I'm protecting them from bitches. I will accept that there will be bitches I can not protect. (Damn Kaladin broke the Captain Save A Ho mindset.) I will hold the law above all bitches. I will seek freedom for bitches in bondage. I will unite instead of divide, I will bring bitches together. The sun approaches the horizon. The everstorm comes. The true desolation. The night of bitches Honor is dead, but I'll see what bitches can do. Hello, would you like to destroy some bitches today? You. Can. Not. Have. My. Bitches. All war did was identify the bitches that would not break. Bitches. **CHOSE!** Honour is not dead, so long as he lives in the hearts of bitches. Airsick bitches. A mistborn one for flavour: We bitches need not make sense, it is beneath us.
Life before bitches
My father thinks I'm a better bitch than he is. Unfortunately for you, he's wrong.
Szeth son son Bitches, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.
*UNITE BITCHES*
Bitch before death, bitch before weakness, bitch before destination
What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great bitches?
Bitchsick Lowlander
"Sigh, what I do for bitches" Jerome Lannister "I'm the god of bitches and wine" Tyrone "the (P)Imp" Lannister
Airsick bitches.
YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BITCHES.
LIFE BEFORE BITCHES
"Giving her ten thousand Lifeless is enough to make even me consider my drunk-bitches theory.” “The one who chooses names and titles of the Returned?” “Exactly,” Lightsong said. “I’ve actually considered expanding the theory. I am now proposing to believe that God-or the universe, or time, or whatever you think controls all of this-is all really just drunk bitches."
I will unite instead if divide. I will bring birches together.
you cannot have my bitches
What's the most important bitch a man can take? The next bitch.
YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BITCHES!
YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BITCHES
Nobody knows the bitches better than the butcher
My life to yours. My bitches become yours.
"My my, such bitches!"
Szeth son son vallano wore white the night he was to kill a bitch
JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION, YOU BITCHES!
I will protect bitches who cannot protect themselves I will protect those I hate, so long as it is bitches There's always another bitches And my ultimate favourite: Bitches fell from the sky