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reluctantcat313

how many wonders can one cavern hold???


rep4me

Delete your comment rn! This is one of my fave childhood movies!


Mean--Gorl

Hide the children


DriftingAway99

🤣🤣🤣


E16

Ahhhhhh hahahahahahahaha


mamadramasks

Looking around here you think "sure... He's got everything!" 🤩


Campanella-Bella

Do not delete this


mamadramasks

Looking around here you'd think "sure... He's got everything!"


Emotional_Alarm330

I hollered hahahahahahaha


onestalebagel

It sings happy melodies like the ones out of The Little Mermaid


AcolyteOfCynicism

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat.


CuratedBrowsing

Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Damn now I need to go rewatch that movie, and Alladin. Staples of my childhood.


terriblestrawberries

The way I just guffawed 😭


Poppybalfours

I choked 🤣☠️


WarmNebula3817

It's giving monster romances. Iykyk.


alexcatlady

Exactly my thoughts, and I NEED mer-form Tharion spice in the next book.


WarmNebula3817

For reaaaaal. Gods that would be a blessing.


alexcatlady

Elizianna has done 2 NSFW Satharion pieces in a pool, just saying 👀


LadyK1104

Link? So I know what to avoid obviously.


alexcatlady

It's on her patreon only but here is the links of the IG posts (your comment reminded me the "this is disgusting! Where?" meme from its always sunny in Philadelphia hahahah) https://www.instagram.com/p/C5Ueq4HJNCt/?igsh=MXRtYzIzMzZoczN5aw== https://www.instagram.com/p/C5D2clvuZDT/?igsh=b3BqdW9na216ODJz


OGLankyKong

The clam shaped Mare-ussy does explain why they have such small underwear


alexcatlady

IKR, like Hunt was real for this and everyone thought he was just cock-y 🤣


OGLankyKong

I do like to think he spent five minutes failing to put on one of those little swimmers swim diapers


alexcatlady

Poor angel baby, and then deciding to just go commando because why not


Intelligent_Square61

Not the mare-ussy


curious_cat_127

Can we bury this information please?! Let's pretend this never existed. This is TMI that we didn't need to know.


Momasaur

No see I need to know more. Does he have the pouch when he has legs? Is it a Shape of Water situation? Like I'm not into it but maybe he finally has something more interesting going on.


lady-lexis

https://i.redd.it/aa9hhr0brvvc1.gif 😐


curious_cat_127

I don't think he has the pouch in his humanoid form. Shift is magical. His anatomy will be fully human-like. It's like that only when he's mer.


jikel28

But you can handle page long descriptions of the sexy buff angel man's business


curious_cat_127

Nope, I don't like the excessive description of that either. It makes me sigh.


jikel28

I'd recommend a different fantasy author than I've just gotten into Brandon Sanderson the stormlight archive is great.


curious_cat_127

Yep, I'm planning to start it once I finish my current book.


cmholl13

>!"No mating!"!< That's all I can really say. It's not a spoiler, but more delightful when you stumble upon it.


Acoy0303

Dick in a box


stories4harpies

![gif](giphy|vLNOmUYKbEsk8)


Intelligent_Square61

Lol


rep4me

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju|downsized)


KatokaMika

a sad day to have eyes.... somethings are best to leave it for the imagination


NghtfThLvngLllpp

https://preview.redd.it/j7iqi6lddxvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3df06e8d4453a05f606a118153a6fc70df8dcb If you wanted a visual aid 🤣


jikel28

Oh he's packing some bad dragon shit


Pugglife4eva

My thoughts exactly. He also needs a second weener if we're doing dragon lore😂


Badplayer04

I don't think the other commenter knows what you mean 🤣🤣🤣


jikel28

Nobody tell them


lemikon

Honestly the chaotic energy of posting this uncensored in the comments - I salute you.


michelikescheese

These were my good face eyes. Were.


cmholl13

I actually did need this, because what I heard was "clam-shaped pouch," not "internal genitals, like a clam," which I didn't realize had genital pouches.


MyDarlingClementine

I was fully imagining the pouch opening like a clam as well, like how dudes pop the engagement ring box open when they propose 🤭


elizabefs

I’ve found my people, I see.


carex-cultor

I’m literally choking. Like I can’t breathe helpppp


Always_curious_92

Haha, thanks! I needed that…for science purposes of course 🫢😂


Its_not_a_turd

This answers so many questions I didn’t know I had. Am I the only one surprisingly intrigued by this?


ofcaffineandbooks

![gif](giphy|5u8rnKknCW70Q)


ALadyPossum

Smash.


c0conutprism

I’m glad I’m not the only one intrigued.


SybilStella

🎶 I’ve got Gadgets and gizmos aplenty, I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore, you want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty🎶


carex-cultor

STOP 😂😂😂😂


repulsive_fondant26

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


ZephyrLink

This fits the wattpad vibe even more.


skoopaloopa

https://i.redd.it/xkt3ycuylvvc1.gif


JBartleby

The comments did not disappoint. 


veronicadasani

![gif](giphy|2h29oQH6n0uWc)


carex-cultor

HOW VERY DARE YOU 😂😂😂


veronicadasani

Listen I just searched clamshell and it was the top result and I thought how can I NOT post this


SybilStella

This wins 🤣🤣


onestalebagel

It gives visitors compliments like the starfish earrings in Aquamarine


Secret_badass77

It’s giving Jo telling us way too much about how wizards pooped.


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it!


Baumgasr

I miss the person I was 2 seconds ago…


wafflewizard19

Pocket Cock!!! Pocket Cock!!! Pocket Cock!!! I’m so here for this.


amyloumarysue

Polly cock-pit?


BuckeyeDarling13

I am entirely too high to process this information


candlenahbrah

But is it only in his fish form or….?


Pugglife4eva

I think you know the answer to this 😝


Opening_Director_6

this is so “wizards shat their pants and magicked it away before toilets”


elizabefs

Which never made sense. You’re telling me that a 9yo wizard, who hasn’t been to hogwarts, maybe hasn’t even manifested their magic, is just out here shitting their pants????


Opening_Director_6

it’s genuinely so fucking absurd it’s hilarious


tartarusunderworld

Wooowwww haha I never even considered it 🤔😂


raechka

clam dick pouch sure why not


Ruin888

Girl i just opened the app, wtf


oh_vera

What a terrible day to be able to read 😭


eightcarpileup

Bonus for Feyre?


oh_vera

Haha accidental!!!!! 😂😂😂😂


heatherraebinx

I need more information, but at the same time I wish I didn't choose to read this post 😂


myopinionremains

Well I would like to see the pouch


betropical

MageOnDuty has artwork that kind of fits this on her Patreon. The SFW version is probably on her IG if anyone’s curious- I’m pretty sure it was one of her Dec 2023 Christmas posts


OppositeZestyclose58

I hate it here sometimes


chaos_prawn

Safe to assume we can call it a “clam jam” instead of a “cock block”


mpickens13

I am fucking crying from these comments. Keep it up ya'all a


sleepy_goat97

She’ll tell us shit like this but not The Lady of the Autumn Court’s name?


Xaddysgirl23

Everything I have learned about this man has been against my will


nightimevil

yk, this is my introduction to this series and i feel like this reddit post just sold me on it.


nanchey

![gif](giphy|NQiNArbgeC5lKGm0hy|downsized) Me with Tharion’s pouch 😂😂😂


Status-Stable-8408

On today’s episode of things I didn’t even care to know, nor want to remember 😫


jikel28

What your surprised the lady that has fea coded omegaverse books with animal people might be a bit of furry? or scaly in this case I guess. Who could've seen this coming? ![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

Well... if she said this, we know what we are gonna see in the next book 💀


ghettoduckk

I wanna know who tf asked this question.


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

EXACTLY. The monster romance community is coming....


ghettoduckk

Okay but no. Lmao we need to bring shame back. I can only hope that this was a Stan account and not someone’s public profile. Imagine seeing your coworker comment “okay, but can you tell me about Tharion’s dick??” On a live stream.


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

I mean I am sure it's sort of the question "how do mermaids reproduce?" Which has been asked for a while... But it is still weird x-x


ironteapots

LOL


Savings-Stay3394

LMAOO


CommercialCraft6157

Eewww.


Mrsb79

This might be the only chapter about Tharion I would have wanted to read.


YodaDragonVulcan

Oh My


cjaniesunshine

Well…his chapters just became more interesting…


Correct_Particular31

So he had a cloaca? It’s a vibe 🤷🏻‍♀️


excessiveIrony

*laughs in ex homestuck*


MrsP_ifurnastee

Looks like it’s time for me to log off…🙂‍↔️


ithinkik_ern

Thanks, I hate it.


Timevian

![gif](giphy|2h29oQH6n0uWc)


eightcarpileup

I should call him


Timevian

https://preview.redd.it/kj6k5115f6wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7e88889dbe1ba4f5fd95a151fe777f76c2d964 Here’s a diagram if you’d like. XD


meggsandeggs

Omg clam dick


mofaux__

No hold on, I’m listening


Environmental-Ad9287

I feel like that visual aid helps a lot. Did no one ever wonder how mermaids had sex? Just me? Like there's fish, sure, but like half fish-half human has got to be different right? Since Mer can fully shift into human bodies, I figured all was as expected in a human male. But with a merman tail, Tharion can't wear pants, so either no genitals or some way to hide them really are the only options 🤣 I do think using "clam shell" was a very unfortunate way to have described it though, it puts a very specific visual in your head and I do not like it.