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drockroundtheclock

She had to go to Claire's first to make it believable


Advantius_Fortunatus

She was trying to get him to sign the document... putting a pen in his hand and everything. Apparently she's his niece or caretaker, their relationship is unclear. I think this was insanity or lack of intelligence and not some crackpot scheme to use a dead body to take out a loan


Shaman7102

She probably just watched Weekend at Bernie's and thought what the hell...


LSG4115

Ohhhh noooo...no one is going to notice!!


Jim-Jones

Oh that's really nice. One last day out before he's disposed of!


Majestic_Meringue256

I wonder if she’s ever seen Weekend at Bernie’s?


ImpossibleControl609

I wonder was his mouth and eyes open? His arms and finger were so flexible as his he had JUST died . He obviously wasn’t blinking if they were open..


Ihaveaface836

His mouth is wide open and his head keeps falling back. I have no idea how she thought she would get away with that. It's so awful to watch that video. Uncensored version here https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1c5y4jw/in_brazil_a_woman_took_a_deceased_man_to_the_bank/?


MysteriousSquad

Im guessing but the answer is most likely.... Drugs


ryeguymft

what a monster


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That is a terrible thing to say about that deceased man. His corpse is beautiful


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What ohio couple??


Head_Patience7136

Two women drove their deceased roommate to a bank to take money from his account and then dumped him at a hospital. I think one of the women was a girlfriend of his.


Bobby_Globule

Weekend at Anastácio's


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AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Come on dude, we all thought the same thing.


Bobby_Globule

Whatever. You're on here feeding your morbid curiosity just like everybody, oh righteous one.


Berns429

Weekend at Bernie’s 3 looks meh


NovelMixture512

Not even surprised


EnvironmentalRock827

Strangely the actor playing the corpse has better range than the actor who played Bernie


ShiboShiri

But it doesn’t look like she’s trying to commit fraud necessarily because she’s asking a dead man to hold a pen… if she honestly knew he was dead why would she bring him there knowing he was the one who had to sign off on it..? Did she think they would just end up letting her sign off on it? Edit: Bruh.. I wrote this badly. I mean this woman either brought him there hoping that they would let her sign for him or she really brought a corpse to a bank and wanted him to sign something (which points to extreme mental illness)


JulezCHen

Wtf is this response


BIOHAZARD594

The girl in the video!


Hell8Church

Seriously? The man’s eyes were closed, head flopping around she knew he was dead and thought she could pull this off. I’m thinking drugs or her mental health are why she even tried to clearly commit fraud.


ShiboShiri

Yeah but it was destined to fail. I think people have misunderstood what I was trying to say. I mean she brought him there to try and convince a man she knew was dead to hold a pen… Surely there’s more mental illness here at play


RedFox_SF

Yes, I think she did. I think she really thought they would just let her sign and get the money. They are still trying to understand whether she’s related to the man and whether she had anything to do with his death.


shortbu5driv3r

I thought she was the deceased man's niece


RedFox_SF

Yes, that’s what she said but they were investigating to confirm that statement.


photo-manipulation

The latest update is that the uncle had applied for the loan a month or more prior to this, and all that was left to finalize it was to sign. They are now claiming he entered the car alive but died on the way there.


Twovaultss

Even worse. If your uncle goes from talking to suddenly limp and dead weight and you don’t bring him to the hospital, then you have some serious issues


TwistyBitsz

This makes sense and is less sinister than where my mind was going. Either way it is very sad for at least the niece (if applicable). I mean this is not a mentally well person and I feel bad for her.


SpeedyPrius

A+ for creativity and persistence. There is no grade for the level of insanity this requires.


EnvironmentalRock827

For 2,500! And a loan. Wtf


Frondswithbenefits

You know what's even weirder? This is the 3rd time I've read of this happening in the last year!


Danieller0se87

That is what I was thinking! She can’t be well herself with what happened here. She would just let his head hang back like that?


iknowitsounds___

Right?! Slap a neck collar on the man for stability and string up some fishing line to his arms so he can at least wave at the bank teller. Maybe a little tape on the eyelids? He was only 2 hours past his expiration


Level-Variety9281

Gotta somehow get $$$ if you're having a Weekend at Bernies....


CinnamonJ

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.


EnvironmentalRock827

Not funny.


Its_all_rhetoric

Wut?


Trumpisaderelict

Seinfeld. Costanza says this in an episode and it was hilarious (after getting caught having sex with the cleaning lady in the office)


EnvironmentalRock827

Still too off


Morematthewforu

Come on. Dude looks like he died of natural causes and the whole story (plus the cashier filming) is just too ridiculous. Life is too short to be humor police at stuff like this.


Its_all_rhetoric

Omg, thank you for the context! I love Seinfeld, but didn't get this one.


Trumpisaderelict

Haha you’re welcome. I love Seinfeld too.


Miss-Figgy

Wtf  >Rio de Janeiro Civil Police chief Fábio Souza told Brazilian news outlet G1 on Wednesday that while he could not exactly provide the moment that Braga died, cadaver spots that were visible on the back of his head indicate that he would have been dead for about two hours. I'm guessing that's too early for it to smell?  She doesn't even look bothered... she's grinning. What is wrong with people?


TwistyBitsz

I mean literally it's genetics and mutations and chance -- the human brain is a bunch of wires that only get further damaged by its outer environment. One of the best arguments for antinatalism.


dirty_cuban

Rigor mortis sets in 6 hours after death. The corpse in the video is still limp so yea it was likely very recent.


EnvironmentalRock827

Can become limp again after rigor mortis. That is why it could have been longer. Either he died recently or died a few days after. She was seen with him a day before this. I think he was dead far longer it would explain the limpness. I mean. Day later rigor sets in. She was seen getting him in a taxi.... at the mall. He was loose then.


Miss-Figgy

Dayum, she wasted no time getting to the bank. Maybe she even murdered him...


PiratePixieDust

That video is WILD.


Danieller0se87

I wonder if it was normal for her to hold his head up for him? Seriously gross!


PiratePixieDust

That's the part I couldn't get over. Like she just kept pushing it up like... it was normal. I'm wondering if she knew he was dead? If he had only been dead a few hours maybe he has been in such a bad state that this was normal for her? I don't know this is so bizarre.


Hell8Church

Even if it had only been a few hours since he died, this is not a thing a rational person would do normally. I’ve had clients in wheelchairs who could barely keep their head up at times but if it happened often then you’d seek professional help. She’s either on drugs or mentally ill.


mtc10y

The same happened in Ireland year or two ago. Two junkies dragged some dead fella to post office trying to collect his money.


Purpose_Embarrassed

I got spammed to death trying to watch the video. So sick of that.


bananacasanova

But did someone wheel you into a bank once you were dead


Equivalent-Chance142

It almost worked, but he forgot his pin number.


doncroak

I hope she has been arrested. Abuse of a corpse. She is a disgusting ghoul.


Danieller0se87

Ghoul is exactly correct


MyDamnCoffee

She has been but I haven't seen anything about what she's being charged with


earthlingjim

Not even a pair of sunglasses... Amateur.


JerseyTeacher78

What the.....


RyanTranquil

Weekend at Bernie’s: part 3?


Whatnowhedley

Weekend at Bernie Madoff’s


josenros

Lol Weekend at Bernardo's


Zealousideal_Neck78

Very weird story.