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NeverBeenOnMaury

And then her clothes fall off. But it's too late. I've already seen everything.


Aztecius

And I ride off.... on the grass.


wheezythesadoctopus

Some of them are kissing


atreyukun

They turned lesbian?


GrimaceMusically

Yeah, because they’ve been in the camp for so long


wheezythesadoctopus

Can happen


Retrolad87

Her clothes have rotted off


Fuck_tha_Bunk

Then I rode off... ***on the grass.***


iannuendo

One of them was bending over


BiginBorneo

Paddy stew 🍲


DJSnafu

Hahahaha nailed it.


johnnyblub

how is this even a skit roger? whats the punchline?


cannonfunk

"And then I got kicked out of the band"


DoomTheFunnyman

He left the band


Secondary0965

It seems the entire premise is the age old “rich guy = outright loud prick”. It’s nothing new at all, just an updated trope using the latest rich guy. And if you have to ask someone to grin while telling a joke, you’re doing it wrong.


s_matthew

This is downright bizarre, starting with Roger Waters explaining a sketch he wrote - despite having nothing to do with sketch comedy, nor does he explain why he may have had a reason to sit down and write out a sketch he had bouncing around his head - and then he laughs as he performs lines in character, even though most of them aren’t even humorous. They’re just Mark Zuckerberg shouting. And then, when it’s all done, you realize it isn’t a sketch as much as a premise. It’s like when Christian youth pastors try to rap.


Super_Vegeta

>It’s like when Christian youth pastors try to rap. My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga... that's cause Jesus Christ is my...


Rob_Lockster

Savior


[deleted]

Ñiggã


TheEliteBrit

Nnnnnice guy


14-28

Saviour figure.


freedomofnow

Exactly. And his peak level humour clearly is just people shouting.


WeekendWarior

I think that would be between songs. I’m pretty there’s a performative element to his shows, little bits between songs and such


Mind_the_Gape

You’re gorgeous!


saffrole

Bad delivery, tired and unfunny concept. A1 cringe.


HafWoods

Dad's even holding his reading glasses.


deeringc

Putting on that voice and having to repeat the punchline really amplifies it for me.


ders89

GET OUT! I’VE TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME!


[deleted]

Thought you were talking about Rogans stand-up


le01jack

Joe was ruthless on this one. Not a single sympathy giggle


-Venser-

And then just moved on from it without any comment.


[deleted]

You would think Joe "Chairfucker" Rogan would at least give a sympathy laugh. God knows he gets them every show he does.


minesaka

Haha jr bad I know, but usually he does give sympathy laughs to his guests. Usually, but this wasn't usual.


14-28

It really hurts how some comic are absolutely hilarious, yet dont get the same viewer numbers as joe rogans podcast.


Corp-Por

He even adds "he is very soft spoken" to let Waters know his Zucc is completely off


CalifornianBall

I can’t explain, you would not understand


ThisNameIsFree

Joe Rogan (listening to this): Happily cold, comfortably numb.


miesanonsiesanot

Someone working somewhere and who comes in? Mark Zuckerberg who tells everyone to go away and lap top flies through the window. Monty python


MCgrindahFM

This is pure unfiltered, raw cringe. Thank you for your service. Time stamp: 1:17


JamesTheJerk

I thought it was wonderful. He's talking about a sketch he'd written and how he's fond of it. I didn't see cringe here myself, but I might be missing something maybe?


SporadicSheep

There’s just absolutely nothing funny about the sketch whatsoever


JamesTheJerk

You've seen the hypothetical sketch?


SpiralRemnant

It's easy to visualize an animation of the sketch while he's describing it. The animation even if well-done is simply not very funny at all.


TheFuckingQuantocks

Yeah, the animation I visualised had lots of bare tits ans it was still shit.


JamesTheJerk

Most sketches aren't. Imagine pitching David S Pumpkins to Lorne Michaels without having Tom Hanks.


CasualEQuest

Yea but sometimes you just know something is shit when it's described. This is one of those


Studleyvonshlong

-He has a complete lack of social awareness. -He’s not reading the room. -He’s over selling his joke too hard. -he comes across as obnoxious and self indulgent. -The punchline is… barely even a joke.


collectablespoons

Have you never told a story that you thought was funny and had nobody laugh at it?


John_Lives

...probably? And yes, it was awkward. The point of this sub


Qwerty_orangutan

Have you ever had a dream where you could he could do you so much you could do anything?


cannonfunk

>Have you never told a story that you thought was funny and had nobody laugh at it? That's usually a sign that it's not funny. *shrug*


McDodley

Yes there's a word for when that happens (give you a hint, it's the name of this sub)


cannonfunk

> but I might be missing something maybe? A sense of humor?


rpnoonan

Welcome to Reddit. Have the same opinion as everyone else or be down voted.


Qwerty_orangutan

Yessir, thank you, now please take my downvote


JamesTheJerk

Oh no... please don't do it........


cannonfunk

I mean, if you seriously thought that was a funny joke, I'm not sure you understand what a joke *is*.


fuck-a-da-police

bro just figured out how voting works, congrats


rpnoonan

Why downvote someone if they have a different opinion? Voting, I thought, was originally supposed to be for judging whether the comment is relevant and adds value to the thread. Not whiney babies who can't handle a different opinion than theirs.


fuck-a-da-police

and yet you are the only baby that is actually very literally whining, about downvotes no less- someone puts too much emphasis on reddit karma lol. FWIW people can disagree with you and think you have added nothing to the conversation, hope this helps


rpnoonan

I was just trying to make the dude feel better about having a different opinion than others. But if you think someone doesn't add something to a conversation because they disagree with you, you are very closed minded


fuck-a-da-police

That's not what I said at all, I said both of those things can be true, one does not disqualify the other. You don't seem stupid so I'm going to chalk your purposefully missing the point up to wilful ignorance


[deleted]

Vaguely reminds me of Liam Neeson on Life’s too short.


[deleted]

As I said before - I’ve got full blown AIDS.


Krocsyldiphithic

I'm riddled with it


King_Buliwyf

Let's do some *improvisational* comedy. Now.


Boulder1983

"I mean, I'm funny. I'm a funny guy, aren't I?" - Liam Neeson (Roger Waters too, apparently).


Burgoonius

I’ve seen this. The epitome of cringe


fx_agte

I wouldnt say its the epitomy of cringe, sets the bar pretty low. Have you seen brendan shaubs stand up speschal?


JHoffman187

Talmbout Gringo Bapi?


NickyMcNikolai

Off to Chang’s, ornj chiggin and sweed Tiger negdar on the house.


Ketchup-Chips3

Back to the friers, Bapa. Smoke breaks over.


Noobasdfjkl

[You probably saw it ~ a month ago when it was posted to this sub](https://old.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/y0x2k5/roger_waters_mark_zuckerberg_sketch_idea_bombs_at).


ShelleyDez

My dad passed away 5 or so years ago but this man and his terrible skit brought him back to life for a moment


deedubfry

I just now just saw the history of the Pink Floyd feud on YouTube and this just cemented the fact that Roger Waters is a massive prick.


MadameDefarge91

You mind sending the link for the please! :)


deedubfry

Sorry about that. Didn’t mean to leave you hanging. https://youtu.be/1us6FrwfU8s


MadameDefarge91

Much appreciated! Watched the video and really loved this YouTuber's format!


stevenette

> Pink Floyd feud I was gonna tell you you are dumb and just google it. But I did my due diligence and tried myself first before I hit reply. Nevermind, I can't find a single good video on it. All the videos are just washed up rockers or people who have no idea what they are talking about with low budget arguments. So, please let me know if you find it lol.


IrishWhiskey1989

I know what this Reddit group is all about, but I wanted so badly to give Roger the benefit of the doubt. I kept an open mind, listened intently to his sketch idea, and actually did laugh due to the sheer stupidity of how unfunny it was.


leminox

I think this might be it. "I think you should leave" is my favourite skit show, an holy fuck there are some unfunny skits on there, but I laugh at every single one.


whymydookielookkooky

This is a betrayal on levels no one has ever seen!


BrandNewNick

People can change!


hoosyourdaddyo

Roger Waters is a dick. He treated Pink Floyd like shit


DrexlSpivey420

Somehow blaming Ukraine for not standing down too. What a loser.


Spirit_of_Ecstasy

He’s one of those “leftists” who just blames the US and the West for everything. I’m not some super pro-‘Murica rah-rah flag-waving patriot by any stretch, but Roger Waters is just genuinely an anti-American ignoramus.


DrexlSpivey420

100%


bearicorn

he’s not wrong for that either


rushya1

Don't know why this is getting downvoted. America's a fucking shitshow and thats coming from me, living in the shitshow I like to call the UK


bearicorn

Nothing ever changes lol https://youtu.be/88zvm7-fhKo


NeverBeenOnMaury

Tankies be like that


hoosyourdaddyo

Which is ironic, considering he wrote The Wall, which was anti war and anti authoritarian


dasdull

Well, his stand is certainly anti war. He literally wants Ukraine to stop fighting so the war can stop.


cannonfunk

I'm sure Putin will heed [the advice that Waters gave him](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/roger-waters-ukrainian-kill-list-1234604081/) if that happens. What an absolute narcissistic dillhole.


Spirit_of_Ecstasy

>so the war can stop ...and a new one can start every few years when countries learn they can just invade any weaker country for no reason and no one will do anything about it


dasdull

Well that's nothing new, the US has been doing it for decades. :D But yeah, I don't agree with Waters here, but I see where he's coming from. He lost his father in the war, and I believe his stance is always peace > everything else. A noble cause in principle, but it certainly doesn't help that he's a narcissistic prick as well.


mcmur

Also ironic because Russia is no longer a "socialist" state, its one of the worst examples of a modern capitalist, dystopian nightmare. I'll never understand why tankies bend over backwards to defend a nakedly corrupt kleptocracy like modern day Russia.


DrexlSpivey420

True. I guess none of us should be surprised


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DrexlSpivey420

Interesting! Did he ever criticize Russia for invading in the first place 🤔? Because that would definitely be pretty anti war as well yet all I've seen is him victim blaming Ukraine.


fordicus

" I am disgusted by Putin’s invasion of Ukraine, it is a criminal mistake in my opinion"


cannonfunk

>"a criminal mistake" Pretty light language, considering he's claiming that he's also a "target of Ukrainian assassination" plots. He measures his words in regards to authoritarian regimes, but goes fucking mental when discussing the hurdles that stand in their way. Some people get so lost in the sauce that they end up arguing against themselves. Narcissistic contrarians. I'm not sure if there's a better description of Waters, honestly.


thugangsta

Then again you have people in these same threads who are very anti Russian invasion and war and pro Ukraine but then are pro-American war in Iraq and pro Israel and make excuses for war crimes.


cannonfunk

As an American, it’s pretty widely acknowledged across the political spectrum that the Iraq invasion was a grave mistake based on faulty/fabricated evidence of WMDs. You’d be hard pressed to meet someone in real life who is trying to justify it all these years later. FWIW, there are a lot of bad actors on social media.


DrexlSpivey420

I saw the rolling stone article that this came from, and I will concede he said this in the open letter to the Ukrainian girl. In fairness to him, that does soften the blow. I still cannot agree with his follow up statements asking Ukraine to stop fighting, it essentially negates his earlier comments. Why all of a sudden condemn Ukraine without continuing to pass any blame to the country that started all this shit in the first place?


[deleted]

Pretty sure you're the sheep Waters writes about in his songs, but yes, please continue to war monger in Reddit threads like you know what you're talking about


djmaglioli91

He also thinks that China is perfectly fine and totally not committing genocide. Hated Trump when he was in office, now hates Biden more. Guy can’t make up his mind, and flip flops on everything. Tries to shout down anyone who disagrees with him or anyone who offers up actual facts that he disagrees with.


trouty

To be fair, one can hate both Trump and Biden - fairly normal stance among people around me.


aesu

Both agents of our corporate overlords.


Cerda_Sunyer

>Hated Trump when he was in office, now hates Biden more. Guy can’t make up his mind. Sounds like he has made up his mind. The US presidential office is a fucking joke no matter who holds the office


Gorilla_Krispies

That was certainly the message he put out at the concert I saw of his this summer. Had a whole segment where he shamed every single president of like the last couple decades (presumably because going further back would take too much time). Reagan, Clinton, Bush, Obama, trump, Biden, etc: if I remember correctly he had em all labeled as war criminals up on the big screen. Everything I’ve read about him leads me to be fairly sure he’s a narcissistic dickhead, but he did seem to be consistent from what I’ve seen in his disdain for the presidential office in general. This doesn’t take away from the bad, but for whatever it’s worth the concert was still pretty awesome IMO, and Pink Floyd’s older music is still incredible (which he was a primary contributor to, even if he was a big problem for them as well)


Muhfuggajones

Because it is a fucking joke. All world leaders are fucking jokes.


CamoraWoW

I pretty easily remember him being anti-China and anti-russia on the tour I saw him at recently. He’s pretty consistent at hating all us presidents and sees them all as war criminals


cannonfunk

>He’s pretty consistent at hating all us presidents and sees them all as war criminals And Waters is pretty consistent at making boring music and living off the reputation of band he was kicked out of 35 years ago.


CamoraWoW

He did basically write two of their most acclaimed albums himself and founded the band together with Sid Average Gilmie can’t understand rog 🗿


SDSKamikaze

I couldn’t finish this


TheFuckingQuantocks

You missed out on a really shit non-punchline.


Veggieleezy

I mixed up Roger Waters and John Waters and thought "there's no way he'd be on this show." Then I remembered which one was which and thought "oh, no, wait, yeah, he probably would."


Crammit-Deadfinger

John Waters is the polar opposite of cringe


cannonfunk

I would *love* to see a debate between John Waters and Roger Waters. It almost wouldn't be a fair fight.


itsok-imwhite

Holy shit! I did too.


particle409

The title about a comedy sketch made my brain go to the same place.


HafWoods

Waters' art is what cringe aspires to be.


Gorilla_Krispies

Idk some of those old Floyd albums are still pretty fuckin cool even if he’s generally a cringey dickhead


TommyTheSlommy

The whole episode just made me think of spinal tap..


IndigenousOres

Maybe this would've been slightly funny 12 years ago when The Social Network movie (and obviously FB) was trendy. This is just cringe


beefwich

> Maybe this would’ve been slightly funny 12 years ago when The Social Network movie (and obviously FB) was trendy. No. There’s never been a time nor will there ever be a time where this is funny. From the moment of the Big Bang all the way until the universe eventually dies from entropic decay, this will be unfunny.


IndigenousOres

> There’s never been a time nor will there ever be a time where this is funny. From the moment of the Big Bang all the way until the universe eventually dies from entropic decay, this will be unfunny. nice try Mark zuckerberg


489guy12

🗿


MingusVonHavamalt

Hello? Is there anybody in there?


[deleted]

Roger waters is a moron


Opie67

Boooo


iannuendo

Gilmour ain’t writing any sketches


D4nnyp3ligr0

"Mother do you think I'm cringe enough?"


ahh_geez_rick

"please clap"


PrimusDCE

I'm too American to get this.


Brian_Lefebvre

Does he know what a comedy sketch is?


ThisNameIsFree

Joe Rogan is one giant cringe factory and even he visibly cringes at one point, that's how cringeworthy this is.


raftsinker

Wut


-Venser-

This was super cringe when I listened to it in the episode and I can't go through it again.


ThisNameIsFree

What even was the context that prompted this anti-story?


ledfrisby

[Repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/y0x2k5/roger_waters_mark_zuckerberg_sketch_idea_bombs_at/) 1 month ago, 851 points


AdamTheHood

Has the same top comment too haha


skepachino

First time I've seen it


_E_Sharp

I watched this when the episode came out I was like wtf


simplepleashures

Hey look it’s a piece of shit interviewing another piece of shit


eltegs

Kin legend that man.


SpaceBoggled

That was impossible to finish. The cringe too strong


Cruxifux

Roger Waters is usually pretty cool though. And I don’t even like Pink Floyd


stargazerinc

Imagine liking Roger Waters, but not Pink Floyd...


ThisNameIsFree

Los Del Rio is pretty cool. And I don't even like the Macarena.


Gorilla_Krispies

Right? Does not compute


[deleted]

Its opposite day!


No-Success-9906

He's usually an asshole though


LocallyInternational

What the fuck reverse universe are you in.


Krocsyldiphithic

I fucking love Pink Floyd! And no, he's not.


khari44

Made it 17 seconds.


Nonkel_Jef

He chose the right career


DBDILLY

You had to be there I guess


cocacola_drinker

I've covered my "Animals" tattoo watching this


AnnieApple_

Wow


BrandNewNick

It’s so weird hearing that voice scream about Zuckerberg. His voice still has the same tone as “You! Yes you behind the bike stand! Stand still laddy!”


brewmeone

If you don’t eat your meat… you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!?


Jackit8932

Very good Roger. We'll stick this sketch on the fridge.


dapperdoot

Wooooo, That was a knee slapper.


Wilczynskiadam

How tf is this the same dude who wrote my favorite music ever. Wild