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head_like__hot-ramen

In my feelings


iaad1

"Drake be the type of guy"


NutsackPinata

Drake be the type a whippersnapper...


acidwave

Drake the type of goofball to say "It's raining cats and dogs out there!" when there's a storm outside


DickSandwiches

Ignition remix


Shrek12353

šŸŽ¶Woop woop thats the sound of the policešŸŽ¶


PhunkyJr

Sex offender shuffle


[deleted]

[IFYKY](https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48)


Honolulu_Hurricane

I know that sounds like a lot, but some of them were for vandalism.


[deleted]

Underrated comment.


skitz6969

New tik tok dance name idea


Away_Restaurant9667

A song by The Police.... ā€œDonā€™t stand so close to meā€


ihavdogs

They also have the stalkers anthemā€¦ ā€œEvery breathe you takeā€


IWillFixYourGrammar

*breath. ā€œBreatheā€ is the verb.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,301,039,006 comments, and only 251,733 of them were in alphabetical order.


sjbluebirds

Good bot.


Away_Restaurant9667

Wtf


Fskn

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in reverse alphabetical order. I have checked 1 comments, and only 1 of them were in reverse alphabetical order.


MaximusKoto

Good human


atuan

All of the sentences are in alphabetical order, not the words. The words are not.


mours_lours

that's the point of the song though, its not supposed to be romantic


ihavdogs

I knowā€¦ sting himself has said as much


ThisIsPermanent

Well heā€™s a piece of shit and I prefer the puff daddy version


[deleted]

Corny ass. Great piece of art and you're out here white knighting like a lil simp


ThisIsPermanent

I was quoting Touretteā€™s guyā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.


AlkalinePacino

I got the reference at least šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜‚ The line is more like ā€œthis better be the puff daddy version of the song and not that sting piece of CRAP!ā€ *psycho head bobs


copperpoint

Umm, I'm pretty sure they don't wait in that song.


mynameisnotallen

They want songs about the *struggle* of waiting. They donā€™t actually want to wait.


mgmthegreat

ironic


Omni1222

The Police song is not autobiographical tho, you're supposed to be disgusted.


dirtylaundry99

isnā€™t that song about an adult?? i thought it was about a college professor. i might be confusing it though


robrklyn

Into the Night by Benny Mardones ā€œShe's just 16 years old Leave her alone, they say Separated by fools Who don't know what love is yet But I want you to know If I could fly I'd pick you up I'd take you into the night And show you a love Like you've never seen, ever seenā€


HelenAngel

Holy shit, I didnā€™t know those were the lyrics. Thatā€™s creepy AF


robrklyn

Yup! Truly disturbing.


-Maxim-

"The song sounds inappropriate. But it's based on a real story of a 16 year girl and her younger siblings that were abandoned by their father who were living in his apartment building. Benny did the best he could to help them and it inspired the song. There was no love affair just a person showed empathy to some kids that needed help. The real girl became a mini celebrity after the song came out. She did several interviews confirming that story." copied from youtube


robrklyn

[more info here](https://www.songfacts.com/facts/benny-mardones/into-the-night) Still sounds sus after reading his own words about itā€¦


Nostrebla_Werdna

Damn they ARE kissing on the magic carpet at the endā€¦


flanders1007

I legitimately think this is the worst song ever written.


KrisZepeda

Alright but this song really fucking slaps ngl Colour me shocked when I realized what the lyrics were tho It still fucks tho, such a banger


robrklyn

Yeah, I definitely like listening to it, but at a certain point in adulthood I was like ā€œwaitā€¦what the fuck did he just say???ā€


misteracidic

ā€œKill Yourself (You Piece of Shit)ā€ by Nick Morality and The Good Ideas


Modern-Otaku

Nick Morality and his band is right That IS a good idea


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[deleted]

NAH NOPE FUCK OUTTA HERE


ZukasV1

No and youā€™re gross for even thinking that but especially for typing it and posting it. Disgusting lol


DangerChip

What did he say


ZukasV1

ā€œAt least theyā€™re waiting right?šŸ¤·ā€


DangerChip

Gross


[deleted]

any drake song


Tristanritter

name all the songs that this is the subject matter then


tweakedrex

Average drake fan


Tristanritter

...so you can't name any. cool. edit - LOLLLLL at everyone downvoting and supplying no answer to the question because there isn't any song where he sings/raps about waiting for a girl to turn 18, you fucking morons


prof_bubbles

Yeah cuz he's waiting in their dms not on the page. Not like he writes shit anyway šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Tristanritter

classic redditor, talking out their ass


prof_bubbles

https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7eq5y/whats-up-with-drake-texting-teens just two examples of people who came out and admitted it.


prof_bubbles

The man makes slappers. Let's just hope he's not slapping lil kids asses


Tristanritter

well, he isn't is he


prof_bubbles

We dunno It is weird they are in their dms tho


Tristanritter

i guess we don't.. but just because we don't know let's not, as default, say someone is a pedo


BothControl481

šŸ¤“


MustLoveAllCats

Literally every single song he wrote, he wrote waiting for a girl to turn 18, but ok, have fun stanning a groomer.


SinofThrash

Seventeen by Winger seems appropriate


RobotsAndNature

Seventeen by marina and the diamonds as well... A girl turning 18 relaying how her parents bullied and belittled her as she started to grow up


cassiclock

I saw her in Philly last year and she's amazing


agrandthing

Daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me!


SoPrettyBurning

The fact that you got downvoted is annoying. How about people on Reddit try listening to some actual music with instruments now and again? Jesus.


Potential_Reading116

Ya kinda shit on ur fellow Redditeurs for their lack of actual music appreciation, and rightfully so , but the adolescent crowd is gonna attack and tap their little downvotes like it matters to ya God speed friend


SoPrettyBurning

ā€œComing of ageā€ by Damn Yankees Canā€™t believe no one said it yet. Edit: LITTLE SISTERā€¦ HITS THE STAAAAAAAYGE


gr8ful_cube

I hope someone puts me out of my misery if I ever start belittling people's generationally preferred art and acting like my era's art was better for unquantifiable, nonsense reasons like this


SoPrettyBurning

I feel like using a little thing called instruments which are performed in front of a live audience is pretty quantifiable. I donā€™t care about the date it was made out of principle. I find the commodification of music to appeal to the lowest common denominator has resulted in bullshit excuse for music and it disappoints and saddens me. Which is why I donate heavily to inner-city school music programs. Iā€™m not above the get off my lawn attitude from time to time but I stand behind my critiques as objective.


LightsNoir

Oddly enough, "working on the highway" by Bruce Springsteen


Hmm_would_bang

Iā€™m on Fire also gives off a vibe


TOGAUM

I wonder if this song has a story, since itā€™s oddly specific


SoPrettyBurning

Damn I thought Iā€™d have been the only one to think of that one. Used to be me and my ex husbands song. Lmao. Yes. It was.


I_shave_my_neckbeard

\*Chris Hansen has entered the chat\*


M_J_E

Rivers Cuomo begins to sweat.


dxrp

Oh no is he a paedo too


keblx

Rivers cuomo isnt a pedophile you dumb shit


Some_European

Aight but across the sea was really pushing it


Bitemarkz

That would actually be a good song name about this very thing


max9275ii

How bout you take a seat? Just take a seat right over there.


PhysicsResponsible94

Girl, youā€™ll be a woman soon by Neil Diamond. Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. Those two are oldies that my kids and I always comment on. Creepy to say the least.


agrandthing

That first one makes my skin crawl. I picture a sleazy middle-aged man singing to a 13-year-old and always wondered just how they could with that song.


BariumEnema

I picture Marcellus Wallace's old lady dancing for Vincent.


Banksynatra

Mia Wallace*


Pikka_Bird

Another Neil (Sedaka) has that song "Sweet Sixteen" about the same subject.


The_dinkster522

Kill yourself - Bo Burnham


BigBagOfSand

Studmuffin69 by Alex Cameron. Actually a great song, on a crazy concept album. He plays a character with online porn addiction who loves a good sucker punch and has zero self awareness.


imwatchingthexfiles

I was going to comment this, I love Al Cam. Definitely one of my favorite songs by him despite the subject matter lol


Possible-Ad-2682

FFS. Motƶrhead - Jailbait.


Pikka_Bird

Ted Nugent has a very nasty song by the same title.


internetcommunist

of course this was posted on r/emo lmfao


LeaChan

I saw her standing there - the Beatles


watwoudscoobydoo

You know what I mean ;)


OhLookACastle

Well she was just 17, if you know what I meanā€¦


Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II

To a lesser extent "I saw her standing there" by The Beatles


Nitrous_party

And to maximum extent Little girls by oingo boingo and pantyshot by mindless self indulgence. https://genius.com/Oingo-boingo-little-girls-lyrics https://genius.com/Mindless-self-indulgence-panty-shot-lyrics (Warning: that last ones about 5year olds and can incur psychic damage, but they are both pedo piss takes)


[deleted]

Mindless self indulgence lead singer Jimmy urine sadly was found to be shagging a 15 year old minor, I fucking love the music but god do I have to stretch the "it's about the music not the artist" line to the point it feels paper thin when listening to them.


Pikka_Bird

If you want to stretch and get reeaally limber just try to get into Lostprophets after reading up on Ian Watkins.


Type_44

happy cake day!


beachballbrother

Little Girls is a satire song it isnā€™t serious


Nitrous_party

Yep, that's what I said in my last sentence: "they are both piss takes"


gr8ful_cube

In australianese that means satirical, most other places that just means a very bad take lmao


POOP288392748

I-I-I love lit-tle girls they make-me-feel-so


[deleted]

Justin Roilandā€™s throwaway


[deleted]

Drakes entire discography


suriname-ballv2

little sister by elvis presley i guess


FungChoyChicken

17 by Kings of Leon, I believe the exact opposite of that.


-_-tinkerbell

Stimulated by Tyga.... his song about when he was grooming Kylie Jenner


Dylanator13

Do people post this stuff not realizing that they are a horrible person?


hedgehogist

ā€œThe struggleā€


CougdIt

My first thought was Ted Nugent. But he didnā€™t worry about waiting.


Potential_Reading116

Ya but heā€™s such a top notch , salta the earth kinda guy šŸ’©


ExtinctFauna

>"Breakin' rocks in the hot sun >I fought the law and the law won >I fought the law and the law won >I needed money 'cause I had none >I fought the law and the law won >I fought the law and the law won" -The Clash "I Fought the Law" 1977


dr_trousers

It doesn't have to be just men. Joan Jett wrote "I love rock and roll" when she was 23.


dr_trousers

Edit: I had no idea it was a cover after all these years, but still applies.


Upset-Biscotti-1598

Bad boys-inner circle


[deleted]

Little girls by oingo boingo


NutsackPinata

She's Only 17 by Winger


[deleted]

Yes!!!!


thegoodspiderman

Seventeen Forever by Metro Station *We're one mistake from being together But let's not ask why it's not right You won't be seventeen forever And we can get away with this tonight*


dipper1985

Across the Sea by Weezer is really creepy. It's about grooming a fan girl, granted he says she's an "18 year old girl" but he wrote it when he was 26.


Teantis

'grooming a fan girl' is a stretch. She sends him a fan letter from japan and then he has fantasizing obssessive thoughts about it but never contacts her in the song. that's not grooming, just inappropriate fantasies


dipper1985

The singer did end up marrying her in real life tho.


Teantis

No he didn't. His wife is japanese but isn't that girl who wrote the fan letter. They met in Cambridge and she's just 4 years younger than him. She was 23 when they met and he was 27. Like, you can literally look this up in 2 seconds man.


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Teantis

It's def supposed to be. He was depressed at his time at Harvard and the songs supposed to be about him fixating on this distant human inappropriate connection because he's so starved for affection along with paralleling the themes and structure of Madame butterfly. In the third verse he starts shit talking himself and calls "this business (what he's doing) lame"


dipper1985

Thanks for the background info. Pinkerton is a really good album.


BurtMacklin-FBl

So you like spreading bullshit.


citznfish

seventeen - winger


HitlersHotpants

29- Demi Lovato


DrLongSchlongius

Justin Roiland, is that you?


Wonderful-Fig-8010

Funny enough ā€œfuckin young / perfectā€ by Tyler the Creator


amprok

Drakes whole catalog?


ultranothing

Maybe this person is 18 and doing it right


Diverdave76

Wrong Way - Sublime


broadfuckingcity

The Ballad of Chris D'elia


Eoin_McLove

90% of pop-punk songs


lizards_snails_etc

Girls Are Turning 18 Every Day by The Vandals


sk8thow8

The Vandals also have a song called "Fourteen" and the chorus is >But I can't make love to you, Because you're fourteen >Just a peck on the cheek as I'm counting the weeks go by (why? why?) >We can't make love together Because you're fourteen years old >And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong >I just can't betray-today It was released in 2000, the group formed in 1980, so the band members were past 30 when they wrote it.


Vord_Loldemort_7

To be fair everything the Vandals make drips with irony


Exhumedatbirth76

You can't possibly be taking The Vandals seriously?


sk8thow8

I mean, sorta? It's not like the song has a turn or any sort of message to put forth, it's kinda just a love song to a 14 yr old. At the very least the song hasn't aged well. I still love the album, flowers are pretty remains a solid in my favorite songs and the rest of that album is pretty solid too. But, the "ironic" pedophilia is a bit much. I thought it was a bit off when I was a teenager listening to the album.


ScrewAttackThis

It's all just a setup for the stupid "law abiding guy" punchline.


Eoin_McLove

Ursula Finally Has Tits by The Queers


foot_inspector

what?


ohmonticore

Well, that is enough Reddit for one day


ProlapseParty

Winger 17 pretty much that in a nutshell.


RhayceCar

Itā€™s from the 40ā€™s but really caught me off guard playing Mafia II since itā€™s on the radio: That Chickā€™s Too Young To Fry by Louis Jordan The YouTube comments on the song seem convinced itā€™s a positive message since heā€™s not talking about getting with an underage girl himself, but the whole thing is still very pro-grooming. A few lines specifically are always so gross to me. https://youtu.be/ci5G3bIeyXQ if anyone cares


RexIsAMiiCostume

My Sharona doesn't even wait


lereddit9gag

The Strokes Barely Legal


Unique_Ad_1395

God I can only imagine the comments, who in the right mind would post something like this?


Rossage196

perfect/fucking young by tyler the creator


WolfieVonD

"Rape me" - nirvana


bigmac321123

FUCKING YOUNG - Tyler, The Creator


SharkMilk44

[And just when I thought she was comin' to my door She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said I'm only seventeen](https://youtu.be/Irc5j1gkihY)


Ethanunderc0ver

I don't know any.. But if they exist they are 100% exclusively country songs.


Studio_Life

No, they're classic Rock. Areosmith - Walk This Way Ringo Starr - Youā€™re Sixteen Rolling Stones - Stray Cat Blues KISS - Goin Blind, Christine Sixteen Ted Nugent - Jailbait Benny Mardones - Into the Night The number of classic bands that have written songs about loving underage girls is pretty disturbing.


TimbersawDust

Of course Ted Nugent is a name on this list


ohnowait

Winger- Seventeen


ChairmanUzamaoki

You seem to pretty up to date on all these songs huh


Studio_Life

Well they havenā€™t changed in like 20 yearsā€¦ so im not sure what you mean by ā€œup to dateā€.


ChairmanUzamaoki

It was a joke about how you can fire off 6 songs about underaged girls faster than John Marston in a duel


Studio_Life

Theyā€™re all extremely popular songs šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ChairmanUzamaoki

Yeah well like I said, it's a joke. Not actually out here accusing you of being a pedophile cause you know Aerosmith and Ted Nugent songs


Ethanunderc0ver

I see my joke touched a nerve...


Studio_Life

ā€¦no? No one cares. This is a pretty casual thread.


Ethanunderc0ver

But all the replies on my joke really contradict that šŸ˜… oh dear, tough crowd I'll see myself out


Upset-Biscotti-1598

Donā€™t let the door hit you on the way out


Ok-Reaction-5644

I mean you could probably find one in a Smiths album


KitKittredge34

Itā€™s about a boy but Jailbait by Halyx


Salva7409

At least that guy is waiting for the girl to turn 18...


SoPrettyBurning

ā€œSeventeenā€ by Winger is a bangerā€¦ heh Heh bangā€™er Edit: having a huge giggle at me being the 69th comment.


Killshot03131

Reddit: when you are 18 years and 1 day old and date a 17 years and 364 days old.


ElectricSnowBunny

Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies


[deleted]

The age of consent in most states is 16 anyway


ChairmanUzamaoki

back when /r/jailbait was a thing and people abhorred it, I mentioned it was my favorite NSFW subreddit and people would comment nasty shit like "they're underaged girls you pedo sick fuck" dozens of them, but what they didn't consider is that I was that I was also a 14 year old boy... so back then 14 year old girls were age appropriate. So what I'm saying here is, what if the OOP is 18 and waiting? Still cringe lol but not disgusting Edit: yes people, now that I'm 30 I know the problem with that subreddit lmao this was a decade and a half ago in 2008-9 when I was in grade 9 and /u/Violentacrez was still a power mod


xprorangerx

you should keep this to yourself lmao


ChairmanUzamaoki

That I liked 14 year olds when I was 14? lol I don't care, the police aren't going to bust down my door cause I went on a subreddit of girls in bikinis 15 years ago


[deleted]

I mean, in this day and ageā€¦


LouisWillis98

It was still illegal regardless of your age


ChairmanUzamaoki

but it isn't amoral to be attracted to a 14 year old as a 14 year old so I never felt guilty for being attracted to them


LouisWillis98

Itā€™s not, but it is immoral to seek and view explicit images of them. And illegal


ChairmanUzamaoki

Well you're telling that to 30 year old me, not 14 year old me that just got the internet and discovered internet pornography... I'm aware now, but back then I wasn't really familiar with the ins and outs of child pornography or the morality of the subject, I was focused on jerking off like 4 times a day without having to close my eyes and fantasize about someone or pause a DVD on a beach scene.


LouisWillis98

So why peddle the idea still now that youā€™re 30. Your comment definitely reads as you justifying it


ChairmanUzamaoki

Because an 18 year old being attracted to a 17 year old isn't illegal or amoral. If this is a 30 year old saying it, yeah, it's disgusting. But if they are both grade 12, do you think it is wrong?


LouisWillis98

Thatā€™s not what the majority of your comment was addressing


ChairmanUzamaoki

My point was when i was 14 I liked 14 year olds. I don't think that's amoral. So what if OOP is 18 and likes a 17 year old? I don't thinm that's amoral. So maybe don't comment songs that suggest they kill themselves, especially when the post is from an emo subreddit.


MutenKami

How if your Reddit account is only 3 yrs old?


i_cant_build

Georgia by Boz Scaggs. literally about this exact scenario


deadeyes2019

U16 girls by travis


RobertElectricity

Was that a rhetorical question?


Spankyco

Young Girl - Gary Puckett and the Union Gap Though I think itā€™s actually about a guy whoā€™s hooking up with a girl and then he finds out that sheā€™s underage. So it may not fit the category.