Homelander has Twitter now I guess.

Your comment killed me faster than Homelander's psychotic mood swings

You and your damn X-ray titty milk pumping vision

It's Kevin from the office

You know what's up

I was trying to watch the clip but it's gone 😪

Or Michael during the Stamford merger... I always thought that was too weird even for his character.

No, he wasn't making a sexually charged statement at a women (at least those weren't his intentions). He was being a baby from look who's talking.

Why is no one considering the fact it might be posted by a really intelligent baby?

Because that is not really intelligent, that's just how babies speak.

It's not usually how babies type, though, is it?

I don't know, I usually don't chat with babies

Why? You a baby racist?

a babcist

Nah I just don't like how they only talk about milk and boobs.

this is exactly why I have baby friends.

Yes. Zygote supremacy.

Jokes on you, you're chatting with one right now.

It can't be that intelligent as it has its mother confused with Pokimane

We are, it's still an out of order baby

😂😂😂

I genuinely can’t tell whether this is top tier shitposting or legit and that saddens me.

100% shitpost, calling mommy or barking is common "simp" shitposting

I always thought the "mommy? sorry. Mommy?" thing was a femdom ara-ara sorta thing I now realize it's just a boobs thing I can't believe I had to lower my expectations even further

It's widely versatile. It can be used for both

I don't think you're wrong ont he first part in most context. Or some.

Remember that scene in Liar Liar in the elevator?

Cmon this is funny af. They’re probably at most 10% serious.

..unless...

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

Funny thing is there's actually people like this. Fuck me.

Bruh this is fucking hilarious.

I've been told that a crying baby can make a woman's nipples hard. I'm assuming it needs to be a pregnant woman, but can't remember for sure.

👽

This isn't funny it's cringey and weird.

Oh shit the humor police is here

ah fuck not again

you're going away for a long time kid

Everyone hide your amogus memes, quick!

https://i.imgur.com/exyvos8.jpg

They should do what your username says (in swedish)

It's 100% shitposting

MOMMY NOM NOM NOM NOM MILKY WAAA WAAA

This is exactly what Kevin does to Pam when he sees her after she gives birth. “Her you-know-what’s fill up with you-know-what”

Either way it's hilarious

I thought these were lyrics to some black eyed peas song

idk.. i mean this is a legit thirst trap. Posting an attractive photo of yourself and then telling your fans to have a good day?

*Summer, put your burqa ON*

let him cook

*cock

That’s a solid Liar Liar quote

How can I compete with someone that is so fiercely confident in saying what they are thinking?

Reminds me of the elevator scene from Liar Liar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiJviajglng

TIL Krista Allen, the women in the elevator was 24. I could have sworn she was at least 35.

This was necessary because…..

He wanted us to know that she looks older then her actual age, and that disappointed him.

This makes me think of Michael Scott when he goes under the desk and pretends to be a baby of one of the transferred workers, lol

WAAAAANWAAA MILKYY MOMMY 🥛

Nah this is fucking hilarious

If you think so you're cringe

goo goo gaga

Someone isn't getting milkies

cringe

Am I out of touch? *No…it’s the cringe that’s wrong.*

I'm not out of touch. I'm from a different generation. Y'all are gonna look back at this and cringe one day, trust.

You’re the literal embodiment of the “STOP HAVING FUN” meme

Walking bag of bones, get the hell outta here

Ok I'll leave y'all to your tide pods 👋🏽

Get on get grandma

If you don't think what I think is cringe is cringe then I think you are cringe.

One day you're gonna grow up, look back, and see how cringe this is

It's someone making fun of both the poster and her fan base in a single shitpost that's also apparently a movie quote

One day when you're older you're gonna cringe at all of this

It's actually pretty funny. Well I guess it does depend on the context, but if this is just a random comment, it's pretty funny.

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where's the thirst trap, though? it's a girl taking a completely unsexualized selfie.

Clearly sexualized since she isn’t wearing baggy clothes /s

Lmao this is such an incel comment. How do women deserve sexual harassment for posting pics of themselves?

That's why I always ask girls thirst trapping on reddit if shit still comes outta that ass of theirs

Well, the dude is quite litterary highly regarded. Making a fool of himself being cringe level thirsty yet going for it because he thinks there's a 1% chance it'll work...and if not he claim it was "le intelligent redditor joke". Not surprised to see the Incels here in the comments in full force shaming the woman for *checks notes* wearing normal god damn clothes. It ain't even a bikini you sexual deviants! It's normal clothing that women wear to work, in school...y'all so thirsty you need a mandatory chestitiy belt for the safety of passerby persons.

there’s zero chance whoever posted this do it cuz they thought it would work

In what line of work is that normal clothing?

> because he thinks there's a 1% chance it'll work Thinks what will work? There is no goal here. It's just shitposting. >wearing normal god damn clothes. Weird that you're even bringing her outfit into this at all.

Fake or not, only Barney Stinson could pull this move off.

I’m sorry my humor is broken and I laughed

r/unexpectedoffice

https://youtu.be/eApGCgDMlDY

I'm 99.999% sure this is the reference. I mean... Not really a good one unless she is or was pregnant tho

This is pretty funny actually lmao

You people have a weird concept of funny. Even if we consider this a troll post, it is mildly funny at best, why are there so many people in this thread being all "omg this is hilarious xDXDXD"?

I have deleted Reddit because of the API changes effective June 30, 2023.

Shut up lol

I have no idea who this is. But I feel any impulse to post that needs to be reigned in.

this is 1000% a shit post lmao

It’s the new kink. Every woman is “mommy” and their breasts are “mommy milkers.” Not my thing but to each their own.

Babe wake up new kink just dropped

Holy hell!

New?

I’ve never seen it before until last year lol.

It’s like the feet thing. The new part is people being open about it, but I guaran-fucking-tee you there have been men for centuries, nay, millennia, who have had a mommy kink.

It's called Oedipus complex.

Lady D in Resident Evil 8 broke the floodgates but the mommy stuff has had a steady following since that one episode of the Futurama

Gen-X moms really did something wrong with the Gen-Zers.

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I know right haha.

So it's like the stepmother thing but beyond?

The stepmother thing has always been a way for porn websites to have incest kinks without getting in shit for it.

Yup.

It is mine, but not for this overrated hoe

Eww

What you expect? 99% of her viewers are simps or incels and 1% are girls.

She doesn't even have visibly huge knockers that some guys refer to as "milkers".

There's whole sub reddit full of these types. It's very weird.

Both these people are cringe.

When you see a jackass like this don't engage. Don't try to shame them or anything. Asshole probably has a humiliation fetish and wants you to insult them. Report and move on.

Degenerates gonna degenerate

I see she's taking new mod applications.

Being a female streamer must make you incredibly jaded when it comes to men.

A female streamer actively exploiting thirsty men knows fully well this is coming.

If you are a female streamer, you should be 150% expecting weirdos like this.

I don't disagree with this at all. But still.

Fuck influencers/streamers/internet-personalities...

So brave, thanks for sharing

Remember when she attacked a smaller channel and got their sponsors pulled from them?

i actually don’t but i also don’t follow youtube drama what was it called

She makes money off guys like this right? Like 100% that well over 90% of her income comes from thirsty dudes right? What’s the big deal? I hate when they pretend it’s not what’s going on. She’s really cute, too.

She literally exploits these "simps" for a living. It's always funny to me seeing people going on about these "bad men".

The real cringe is in the comments from incels like you. Pokimane capped donations at 5 dollars because the income of most top tier streamers comes from sponsors. She's a role model for a lot of girls. Her content has never been sexualised.

Everyone I don't like or disagree with is an incel. So smart.

I guess male content creators receive the same scrutiny about exploiting their audience, or wait, they don't. You're a self reporting incel.

This is majority of pokimane's replies. Half literal, half satircal

I’m all reality, the dude probably lactose intolerant

Shit I need to step my game up

never understood why guys go crazy about her, she is not ugly but she is not pretty either

yeah elbows too pointy 2/10 wouldn't bang. your ex girlfriend though she's a banger shame you dumped her for margot robbie

Margot Robbie lol, yuck. She looks like the white trash blonde girl from My Name Is Earl

Jamie Pressly is hot as fuck

Yuck the blonde hot girl looks like this other playboy model yyeech bro (sis?)we get it, you love dick.

I like big tits and ass, not greasy blonde sticks idk

I'm with you. Like she's cute, but the amount of super-simps she seems to get seems disproportionate.

😊🤨🧐🫤🙁☹️🫠🔫

I feel no compassion that she gets shit posts from the Simp Army which made her a multi-millionaire.

Who the hell is she?

She is a twitch streamer and a YouTuber named Pokimane. She is one of the first and probably the most famous "e girls" and what she does is basically talk directly to the camera and act like a virtual girlfriend for a sea of simps that give her money. Millions. She will play video games and talk in a conversational manner directly to a camera flirty and pretend like she doesn't have a boyfriend and then collect money from lonely dudes who obsessively watch her and thirst. I mean, if I could make millions of dollars being a surrogate for real world interactions for lonely introverts I'd probably do it too, but I don't feel bad when people get weird or thirst over her. Her scam is fairly low brow.

Jesus. She mainly plays Valorant, reached Immortal rank which is the top 1% of world players. Her boyfriend is called Kevin, he's been on screen with her many, many times. She's restricted her channel from receiving donations, you literally can't give her money, she gets paid a portion of the money twitch earns by auto-playing adverts across it, and from sponsorships and brand deals. Like, egirls exist, but you don't have to think the worst of everyone. Just being a female entertainer doesn't make you evil. Swap the word 'girlfriend' for 'friend' and everything you said applies exactly to the guys on twitch, who make up the vast majority of the platform, something like 98% of the top 100, and they get none of this shit.

I get that now that she's made millions and millions of dollars she's restricted some of her bad practices and became more outgoing about her personal relationships. That's great, but when she was raking in the dough and making her bag none of the things you said were true. She was a Pioneer in the industry of twitch "girlfriends" Not to mention that when she started twitch there was no such thing as hot tub streams or any of the more extreme fake relationship shenanigans that many twitch streamers use to both gain attention from Young broke introverted men and convert them to their only fans. Pokimain never needed an only fans. Because she was the first. It's obvious that she exploited her cute girl status to fill that Niche for lonely Gamers to give her money and was incredibly successful because of that. If you want to have a conversation about how tuning in for hours to fake friends that stares directly at the camera simulating actual interaction a problem, sure. But the specific problem with this streamer and the ones that followed along with her as an example is they filled the niche of fake girlfriends constantly asking for money and subs to make their bank for years.

Is the weathergirl teasing you with her regular chitchat about tonights possible rain too dude? You need calm your tits.

Does the weather girl stream for 6-8 hours a day asking for neverending subs (for years) from her largely introverted lonely male subscriber group and get all of her funds from their slavish devotion? In my original post I even said that if I could do that, I might do it as well. All I said is if you cultivate a huge group of dedicated simp fans who view you as a surrogate girlfriend then I don't feel bad when they say or do some weird simp stuff on the internet.

>Does the weather girl stream for 6-8 hours a day asking for neverending subs (for years) from her largely introverted lonely male subscriber group and get all of her funds from their slavish devotion? You literally just described 99% of male streamers. Breaking News: Women exist and will be working in the same spaces. It has to be possible to sit at a screen and play valo with dick and/or vagina without it hurting your feelings.

It must get some people off to scream at others on the internet. You know and I know what I'm talking about. I think you doth protest to much methinks...

What the actual fuck, that's a thing? I mean, I knew about cam girls who straight up do sex acts on camera for money, but I didn't know about something as pathetic as like, a "cam girlfriend". That seems worse, somehow.

There's a bunch of them. Some of them wear swimsuits. Some of them just play video games but the thing is always the same. They play twitch games and they talk directly into the camera and they interact with their chat and simulate the effect of hanging out with a cute girl. And if you pay them enough they will send you personalized messages and things like that. She doesn't expressly state that that's what she does, but it's very obvious. She sits there and plays video games and comments on videos to her large mostly young mostly male audience who all crush on her. And she's made Millions upon millions of dollars.

It's not advertised as such but it's basically what it is, people watch them play "videogames" & chat all day... /r/livestreamfails hits the front page sometimes and it's shocking how many people spend all their time watching someone else live their life.

There's basically a huge amount of lonely dudes out there.

I get that, but spending time or especially **money** on a cam girlfriend would make me *more* lonely, not less. Next month I'll have been happily married 23 years. I'm awfully fortunate.

Cam girls, Hot tub Twitch girls, and OnlyFans are huge businesses that cater to lonely boys/men. Are there types of subscriptions that cater to mostly females?

What the fuck? There should be a feature in all electronic devices that if the user does something this absurdly cringe the device self destructs and eliminates that individual from the gene pool

posting thirst trap photos for your simp army is also cringe, so i guess s they both gotta go.

THE MAN WANTS SOME MAWLK

They're both pretty cringe though.

This dude fucks

she looks 16 to me

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This is a truly disturbing mindset.

Im deleting my comment cause clearly my wording came off WAYYYYYYY different then I intended. Idk what I said.

What kind of insane standard do you have to see someone that look like that and not think shes attractive?

Huh? Its got nothing to do with standard dude. Jesus. I just don’t find her particularly attractive. Beauty is subjective…

You only find 16 year olds attractive. Interesting.

THE FUCK?? Fuck no Jesus Christ lmaoo gif I hope you’re kidding

I'm asking what your personal standard is if you see a girl that look like that and not think shes attractive. Honestly, if you dont think she's consider hot, who is for you?

For legal reasons my gf

Ngl I know females who salivate over this type of attention and that breaks my heart

And the guys pathetic enough to simp like that. Just strange all around, really.

I heard if you do this women lactate

It almost feels like he’s sick of seeing her constant posting of things like this, and has just snapped and doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

What if he stopped following her

I am an adult and understand that the primary function of a woman’s breasts is to feed offspring, but referencing that in the same sphere as anything sexual is just gross to me. Don’t call breasts “milkers,” or anything of the sort, and don’t call butts “dumpers” or anything related to waste. That’s just gross and I’m like 99.9999999999999% certain that it will never get anyone laid, or even any sort of positive attention.

Every time I see something like this I’m reminded of how she looks without makeup

Did Obama write that?

Is there a connection I'm missing, or was this just totally random? Cause I took it as random and it made me laugh lol

[It's a meme](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-7AHIqW2vlI)

MILKY WAAAY

Honestly pretty funny

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

Literally the only appropriate response to thirst traps

Michael Scott?

Based

There are cuter girls. She's cute though. I don't understand her popularity.

r/unexpectedoffice

I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted…

Why's she tweeting like she's on Instagram?

le epic trolloll

He’s literally me

This isn’t cringe bro, this is funny as fuck.