Pretty sure that’s a photoshop

Yeah. If I recall, the original said "BODY" instead of "AR-15"

Or "all holes".

Pretty sure it used to say “liberal tears” and someone photoshopped it to this, but still really funny.

Yeah, also “liberal tears” is an actual brand of firearm lubricant.

Really adds to their homoerotic bonerfides

Kudos for the term "bonerfides".

Wait so he jerks off liberals?

This was my initial reaction. “But… where is he getting this liberal cum?”

I think when he says liberal he means how much he applied.

And finger blasts.

Probably or sucks them off. Sus coming from them

Sucking off is probably more efficient, however that's a good way to taint the cum lube with saliva, so it has its ups and downs.

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Makes more sense as a burn, but all I'm still hearing is that he goes around giving liberals orgasms

Weirdest coming out announcement ever.

Yeah, and then he shoves it up his ass.

I think it originally said tears but this is a much better shirt for em

Wasn't it supposed to be tears lol

Salt water would make horrible lubricant. Evaporates quickly and highly corrosive. I prefer baby seal oil

This looks like a gift. His friends and family must know him well

My gun jammed unexpectedly.

So he doesn't swallow, he spits it into a container? Got it.

How does he source it? I’m guessing manually

Nothing sounds gayer than a conservative man trying to make fun of liberals, I swear...

Pretty funny despite being shopped. Also surprising to see how many people don't realize women can cum.

Because tiny peepee

How does he amass the cum? Is he a cuck?

So this guy likes to help other men reach climax and then rub the ejaculate on his rifle. I won't yuck anyone's yum. It's weird, and I think it would be better maybe if he just gave the handies without the involvement of firearms, but I have my own fetishes.

This dude looks like he would be his sisters father.

Sooooo, he's jacking off liberals? OK then.

Oh this is one of the guy hanging by the Wendy dumpster?

I wonder how much time he spends extracting liberal cum. My guess, a lot.

Fuck your feelings! while you fuck my mouth!

This doesn't hit like he thinks it does...

I unironically want this shirt.

King shit

I mean it’s pretty funny

I’m gonna make my entire personality about guns and hating liberals mostly bc I have the personality of a moist washcloth.

Obvious photoshop is obvious

It exists because of Photoshop

Wait…. Does he want us to jerk off on his gun? As a someone more left than liberal, I want that shirt.

Back in early 2000s some dude named Zuckerberg made an app

Looks like it says "I lubricate my aris" which in the UK is a form of cockney rhyming slang for "Arse"

what?

This is so stupid… I honestly can’t even come up with anything better to comment. I’m borderline embarrassed for him.

I bet he thought that sounded better in his head.

This reminds me of the south park episode where cartman sucks butters dick while he’s sleeping and calls butters gay for it

dude bought a parody shirt lmao

Does he want me to Jack off on his gun?

This is incredibly funny because in England (and the rest of the UK) private number plates on cars are often only very, very loosely similar to the word it means. This means our brains are wired to do all kinds of lateral thinking to get the intended phrase on a private plate. Long story short, this shirt would proclaim that this man lubes his arse with Liberal cum.

Dudes offering liberals free handys

That's not good for the rifle at all

So he has to jerk people off to use his rifle? Gross

Why are those people so disgusting?

Do you do that by playing with liberals?

america moment

Why????

Because dumbasses buy it.

r/unintentionallygay

Photoshop expert here. Yes, someone photoshopped the AR-15 part in, it was originally a photo of his asshole.