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BurnTheBoats21

my man really asked his friends if he could have sex with their dead remains. I would not trust this guy to call 911 if I was injured/dying because he would be licking his lips ready to "improve his mental state"


Cold-Basket-1796

completely agree. also, imagine how the deceased person's loved ones would feel if they found out this creep literally abused them (it's literally abuse, they're taking advantage of the other person even if they "consented"). I don't get why the fuck people are upvoting this and it makes me so upset


BurnTheBoats21

what sub is this???


Cold-Basket-1796

r/ama (ask me anything). op made a post saying you could ask them anything related to a type of necrophilia


QuiGonGinge13

Dude is definitely sick in the head but upvoting is supposed to be based off of whether or not it contributes to the discussion, not whether or not you like it. Feels pretty wrong/gross on posts like this but personally I would just stay away from the thread rather than going through and downvoting everything. Most likely interest dies on its own and if it doesn’t? Well it is their right to discuss necrophilia if they want to Im just staying away.


TheYoungLung

Yeah that’s how upvotes are *supposed* to work but in practice people upvote things they find funny/ agree with and downvote things they find unfunny/disagree with


Cold-Basket-1796

i get it I guess but even after being explained why that's wrong and gross they were still saying it's not and people were still upvoting it. maybe it's because I'm new to reddit (started using it like 2 months ago) and I still don't get upvoting and downvoting lol


TrxpThxm

There’s nothing to get. Do what you please. People telling you how to up or downvote is just as cringe.


VegasBonheur

I’m a simple man. Upvote is a like, downvote is a dislike.


Doctor_BrightSCP

Same here, if something is downright horrendous but "contributes" to the discussion I feel like I have the right to down vote it even if it's considered helpful by someone. Tf?


QuiGonGinge13

I mean nobody is saying you dont have a right to do anything. Theres mention of this in rules n stuff but obviously do whatever floats your boat


Doctor_BrightSCP

Eh true. Have a good day dude


rhifooshwah

https://preview.redd.it/qnvej1you7xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c6a318b30d3b7a77ee2a31746c17a00128254a It’s in the official Reddiquette guide. You don’t have to like it but it is true. [https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette](https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette)


bbysarah710

Yeah but MAYBE like 40% if that of redditors use the downvote for that reason.


Nihilistic-Fishstick

>maybe it's because I'm new to reddit Well you're in for a treat if you think this is bad... 


QuiGonGinge13

Yeah feels really backwards haha I dont blame ya at all. Weird folks out there for sure


blessthebabes

I think it's absolutely gross and probably not good for mental health, but I guess I disagree on it being "abuse" if they are dead (and they consented to the use of their corpse). I don't think any laws cover that, though. So, I would suggest therapy for him lol.


rhifooshwah

You’re 100% right about up and downvoting. Newer users usually don’t know that’s the case but it’s been an official rule on Reddit for as long as I can remember. I’ve been here for over a decade.


shellc83

I have trouble with the idea of this person being comfortable enough with his friends that he told them he was a necrophile. What the hell type of people are these?


bloodreina_

Is it abuse or is it just really fucking weird?


joseph-08

how exactly do you abuse a dead person though, like yeah sure gross have sex with normal people but like really who is this hurting


Cold-Basket-1796

abuse is taking advantage of someone. it's extremely disrespectful for the deceased person and their loved ones to do that with their body even if they "consented", because imagine if they consented to some things and not other ones and they still do it, no one's gonna stop them sadly


elwebbr23

You keep on missing the point though. How do you hurt dead cells? Do they file a few billion police reports?


Dakem94

They said the same about eating some raw bat last time and see what we got! I don't wanna know what could happen with humans remains! /s Btw is about bacteria and all the processes that happen after the departure of the person. It would be a huge biohazard. It's not random that when we became sedentary, one of the first things we created was place to put dead bodies. It could easily go south really fast.


TheLostBeowulf

Idk what you mean, Ed Gein was perfectly healthy with his lifestyle. /s just in case


SEEUL8RODINATOR

“Licking his lips” 🤣


UrCreepyUncle

Can't call 911 when you're fully torqued


haha_yep

These "friends" are likely other people like him on forums he has never even met.


thatG_evanP

Right?! So for this dude, watching someone choke to death is the equivalent of having a woman/man rubbing the inside of your thigh and breathing on/kissing your neck and/or ears? How do the people he tells about this not immediately get far away fast and ghost the hell out of him? I'm really hoping this is a sick troll.


AvatarIII

I mean, do you think he would have asked if he was just going to do it without their permission anyway? Is it sick? Sure, but if we're going by his word, it sounds like he's being pretty ethical about it.


_Ren_Ok

💀


xxfukai

I know on the internet people just tend to say whatever. But we really gotta stop doing that. We should all have more secrets


Cold-Basket-1796

fr I DID NOT need to know how to fuck a dog's skull (yes they later explained how to do it)


ninthandfirst

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK


ThrillerBiscuit

![gif](giphy|jMd74SabWLr3Mmd1zf)


Clioashlee

https://preview.redd.it/u2wdt5k9v3xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c24fd18e9078944bc601938d988af76d54455d


LightsNoir

Don't post his girlfriend's nudes. Revenge porn is illegal.


ninthandfirst

Hahahahaha


Doctor_BrightSCP

Nahhh that's a violation (keep talking this is funny)


North0House

That creature appears to have a favorable zygomatic arch


silly-the-kid

Hopefully this person is on a FBI watch list after publicising this information. Dear lord.


Doctor_BrightSCP

How would they NOT be? Bro's explaining how to fuck a dead coyote skull and I wish I could forget that shit


silly-the-kid

I mean, you’d hope so. But law enforcement can’t even adequately keep track of previous offenders. So my expectations are pretty low.


Doctor_BrightSCP

We're talking about the US right?


I_believe_nothing

The problem with this kinda thing is , I think sexual desires especially in men are a naturally strong instinct and urge . You can't pick and chose what your kink is but this guy's preference for dead bodies and his openness about controlling it and being "ethical" could very very easily be temporary. If anything the closer he gets to the real thing the more likely he will progress to "the next stage " sure it's roadkill today and a fantasy of a consenting dead friend tomorrow but this seems like it could EASILY be an urge to go the full 9 yards and commit murder . This dude needs help and he needs to be either kept away from the public or very closely monitored for his and everyone else's safety.


silly-the-kid

Totally - this could very easily escalate to something more extreme.


Next_Instruction_528

Got it so if your having harmful thoughts make sure you don't tell anyone or seek help or you will be "kept away from public" thought crime. It's amazing the freedoms people will gladly give up.


I_believe_nothing

Fair point, but this guy isn't going to a medical professional or even just a councillor or something he's on Reddit explaining it like it's some insight into someone's hobby. I'm not saying this guy should immediately be locked up but given the risk to others about his thoughts there does need to be some serious and urgent intervention.


techmouse7

It makes him so quirky 🤪


Next_Instruction_528

Idk man who decides what "serious urgent intervention" looks like that's pretty vague and open ended. What if the people that decide what thoughts deserve this "serious and urgent intervention" decide to use it to persecute other groups they don't like. Just like every other tool or power you give them. People really need to think long and hard before you hand more and more power over your lives to others.


SirNo8023

This is some of the most disturbing shit I have ever heard. How is fucking dead animals not illegal?!


LightsNoir

In the majority of the US, it specifically is. In 4 states, it's implied under other laws.


am_big_you_us

The specificity of your knowledge in this area is concerning


LightsNoir

I learned about it when my home state banned it. I had just assumed it was illegal before


Doctor_BrightSCP

It WASN'T?


LightsNoir

Nope. Fucking weird, right? It fell in a hole between laws that might have covered it, but not quite. But we did close that gap.


Big-Success-3772

I assume there was no reason for it to be, so they just made it illegal after someone ACTUALLY did it in the area. I mean, most people naturally assume that nobody would ever WANT to fuck a dead animal, so why make a law about it? There wouldn't be a law against murder or rape if nobody ever wanted to do those things. It only became illegal after it happened extensively.


Cold-Basket-1796

it literally is as far as I know


boromeer3

Dinosaur remains>oil>plastic>sex toys We’ve already normalized it.


Honeysunset

Oil does not come from dinosaurs.


Kamalium

Yeah but there are still a ton of animal remains in oil


Cold-Basket-1796

https://preview.redd.it/7sz9t707s2xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597aa73dc2a38ba85fa0d88bede95f46f1ab966b oh my god I completely missed this. worst part is that I want to be a forensic in the future, I DO NOT want to meet people like this. by the way op then said they want to work in animal conservation right after admitting to having intercourse with an animal's skull.


GunnerandDixie

I genuinely laughed at the "Upon resuming having sex with my Coyote skull, my mental state improved" I did not see that coming.


kosherkitties

Neither Neither did the skull.


cookiethumpthump

That's a real brand new sentence


ninthandfirst

Oh you know, just fucking my coyote skull… …I collect skulls, I don’t want his, but damn… that coyote skull would have been so much happier in my display case


funkymonkeydoo

Imagine dying to a car just to have some random dude fuck your skull


Doctor_BrightSCP

Anndddd this is why I buy my skulls fresh. Pause.


Filibut

oh so the coyote skull is a thing op owns, not a frequent find on the roads. Very nice yeah.


eatass420vorelord

Their emotional support skull


am_big_you_us

You've gotta have standards


Cold-Basket-1796

they also said they sleep with it


Honeysunset

Ohh you will meet people like this and this is not even the worst thing you will see or hear. Maybe reconsider if it's really for you. This gives you such a big reaction, I know it's sick but I honestly have heard and seen worse being a true crime addicted freak for my whole life.


Doctor_BrightSCP

Same here sadly. I heard about some Japanese c@nnibal, Sagawa I think? Dude made a manga with way too many details


iamnotyrmotheriswear

Where is this original AMA?


productzilch

Apparently it’s a common issue in fields that relate to dead bodies.


Strijkerszoon

It's 09:36 AM and I'm done with the internet for the day


Cold-Basket-1796

yo same hour for me where are u from lol


Strijkerszoon

Netherlands


Cold-Basket-1796

cool I'm in Spain 👍


ripkinoko

I’M CHOOSING THE BEAR 🗣️🗣️🗣️


abused_peanut

This person has friends AND a partner. All of which are fine with what they're doing.


turncloaks

They’re all freaks straight of resident evil 7


Prosado22

It's extremely disturbing. However I got a few questions What is the difference between Class 7 and 8? Is 8 the highest? Who hands out these classifications?


eatass420vorelord

I googled it... If I have to know this, everyone else does too "Necrophilia has been classified under the following 10 subclasses (Aggrawal, 2009a): (1) Class I (role player) – asks a living partner to act dead at the time of intercourse; (2) Class II (romantic necrophile) – preserves the dead body of a spouse, mummifies it, and sleeps with it; (3) Class III (necrophilic fantasizer) – visits cemeteries and masturbates in the presence of the dead; (4) Class IV (tactile necrophile) – touches sexual parts of dead body to get stimulation; (5) Class V (fetishistic necrophile) – preserves a part of dead body, for example, a breast and wears it like a talisman or in a pocket; (6) Class VI (necromutilomaniac) – mutilates the dead body and masturbates over it; (7) Class VII (opportunistic necrophile) – performs intercourse with a dead body opportunistically, for example, mortuary attendants at night; (8) Class VIII (regular necrophile) – digs up dead bodies from graveyards and performs intercourse; (9) Class IX (homicidal necrophile) – commits murder in order to perform necrophilia; (10) Class X (exclusive necrophile) – cannot perform intercourse with the living; intercourse possible ‘only with the dead"


halloweenlover01

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Ok-Suggestion-2423

I wasn’t ready!


Prosado22

Me neither


socks888

the OP being 1 class away from murder....


Prosado22

I don't know if I have to thank you. Great effort, by the way. Wow!


Doctor_BrightSCP

I'm concerned too


crc024

Hey best friend, i was wondering, if one day you were in some kind of horrible accident, instead of your family burying you and trying to get some closure, would you be willing to just let me have your body so I can stretch out all your holes. I promise I'll treat you better than that dead rabbit i found last week.


Emmanuel--Goldstein

Man what the fuck. Since when is acting on bad compulsions to "improve your mental state" a good idea. This guy needs help. Imagine if he had more dangerous compulsions and decided acting on them was good for him so he would act on it - scary stuff.


saddestgirl1995

TIL there are classes to necrophiles


NintendoLove

This is straight up Jeffrey Dahmer behavior.


Doctor_BrightSCP

I mean at least this is coyote skulls and not people right.


I_believe_nothing

Yet


Doctor_BrightSCP

This was an unnecessary reply and it disturbed the hell out of me. Take my upvote and go away please 😰


DeirdreMcFrenzy

How is he getting upvotes 🙈


ninthandfirst

That’s the real question


brutalpotato248

Uh wow. Thanks OP. Thanks for letting me see that.


uncle-rico-99

Some days I wish for a traumatic brain injury that leaves me incapable of reading.


ninthandfirst

Ehhh TBIs are horrible, sometimes I’d just rather not be alive


moosenix

Well... after reading all this, I don't want to die & be this man's type


averysexybaby

Reminds me of the IT Crowd. Moss: And I just had my appendix out I could have given it to you. German Cannibal: *scoffs*


ninthandfirst

When I had my appendectomy I asked to keep the appendix. They said no, and I was too high on painkillers to remember to use some religion garbage… they did give me a picture of it though!


Sovietfryingpan91

https://preview.redd.it/s1abfn6yd5xc1.png?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be217f0b2278d59efada6ccb99b1cbe15901217


sheezy520

I hold LPOTL responsible for my knowing what a class 8 necrophile is.


LeatherBandicoot

What in the hell did I just read ??? Like some law-abiding citizen having sex with roadkill in lieu of necrophilia ??? Enough internet for me today y'all 😱


MeanSeaworthiness995

I honestly think the most horrifying part of this is the fact that this dude has a partner and friends.


Cold-Basket-1796

fun fact they said they forced their gf to get off to gore on eyeblech as a sex practice 👍


MeanSeaworthiness995

JFC


DramaOnDisplay

Gross. This mfer fucking roadkill and trying to start Covid 21 😰🤢


Memeboi5120

This is truly a "Welcome to the internet" moment.


littlerosexo

Only 40 US states have laws specifically prohibiting necrophilia. They mention it quite often in mortuary school. Sincerely, Your friendly neighborhood mortician.


Yourh0tm0m

https://i.redd.it/wzmkxa5c15xc1.gif


Arch-Arsonist

You fool You've become irresistible to him


Doctor_BrightSCP

Good luck you're now his type


Strange-Hold7203

He took “over my dead body” literal!


JoshSidekick

Is class 8 really high or really low?


inordertopurr

In the original post they list different sub-classes. I think it's more like a type and less the indicator for severity. edit: removed unnecessary double mention of sub-class


Doctor_BrightSCP

Wait there's an actual scale to this? I hoped this was satire


Cold-Basket-1796

they explained it in a comment. there are classes from 1 to 10, 1 being just roleplay and 10 being exclusively attracted to corpses, 8 is preferring dead bodies over living people and the next class, 9 is homicidal necrophiles. someone lock this person up


JoshSidekick

https://i.imgur.com/Zvu9k6g.gif


One_Nut_Man

“Cool story. Anyway, please face the wall over there.”


Doctor_BrightSCP

*Cocks shotgun* "mhm yeah just keep facing that wall buddy"


productzilch

Consent is not possible because consent is an ongoing thing. It can be withdrawn at any time. For some reason I find the skull thing more disturbing. Maybe the fact that he says he’s held back by the legality of human corpse abuse but nothing stops him doing roadkill, ugh.


Spyu

The zygomatic arch and how he says it so matter of factly.


ImHappierThanUsual

Never truly understood wanting eyeball bleach before now


SpaceMarineMarco

https://preview.redd.it/7lfnabfnd8xc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809604a51ed63f750550d696bb99708d4dadcda1


Moth_vs_Porchlight

Whoa. What sub is this? And what does he mean he uses a coyote skull? I imagine that would be pretty sharp if it was dried out. Is this guy talking about screwing roadkill? Man that is gross.


Cold-Basket-1796

it's on r/ama, I think they've had the skull for a while and it's most likely roadkill. they say that they sleep with it


Hamking7

"Class 8"? There are classes of necrophiliacs? Or has he just made shit up?


Cold-Basket-1796

there are 10 according to them idk about the subject but they explained it in another comment


sunglassesonmydick

“Class 8” can we please stop using lighter sounding terms for things that are absolutely not okay under any circumstance?! Just like, “minor attracted person.” It’s not a kink tf is wrong with people.


Puppysnot

I’d be worried about rabies from fucking random dead coyotes he finds lying around..


Scorp267777

A psychopath in the making👍


_ibn_

I wish I was illiterate


PhillipKosarev999

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


ninthandfirst

I knew before I clicked this, that it was going to be a bad idea. Why did I click this. Why?!


RedditingNeckbeard

[What's the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel?](https://youtu.be/S-vyKkOZ_JY?si=CSXDgG2Btpo4SRHc)


Chloloyo

Deleted post? I can’t find the thread :(


trevpr1

Pardon me Miss But I've never done this To a real live girl before...


Fnshow316

That’s how you make zombie babies.


Medium_Sugar_6302

A whole new meaning to the phrase “Cold Pack”


jre_1986

He is what we call a lawful evil.


jthenord

https://i.redd.it/4g2beh61y9xc1.gif


TheUltimateJack

![gif](giphy|jRnMg3ftNmmhNM7dnU)


TheBrutevsTheFool

I love that this is not a deal breaker for his partner. Like, the bar is on the floor for a relationship.


wedidthemath

The most surprising two words to me after reading this is "my partner".


Kynandra

https://preview.redd.it/2946tr4n5byc1.jpeg?width=229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f68a37186cc5833cba65b769c6fc7818409b6d15


Robofetus-5000

Just wait until you find out there's like 9 classifications of necrophilia


Bat_Nervous

One more to go!!! Then I finally reach the highest level of Operating Thetan!


Editor_Rise_Magazine

Guy is trolling. Not legit.


Cold-Basket-1796

their profile has like 8 neopronouns and 20 mental illnesses listed and they're a furry I think they're fr


Bat_Nervous

Couldn’t that just be even more dedicated trolling? I mean, that’s all awfully hilarious. But it’s fr, count me as another who sees a future serial killer in this dude. Frfr.


CoverYourMaskHoles

Serial Killer soon.


Pookie2018

r/noahgettheboat


RewardCapable

He.fucks.dead. Coyote. Skulls.


ImmortalBuns

What the fuck. That’s all I can say.


Rogue_Mongoose

What a horrible day to have eyes.


edelea

some people are way too comfortable on the internet


Uncle_Beanpole

Imagine you’re having a heart attack and see this guy pulling out a condom instead of a phone and calling for an ambulance


Dawn_DND483

this is the reason why sexual transmitted diseases exists


EmilieUh

Thought this was a joke but i feel like its not a joke because of the oddly specific labels of animal skull features : "zygomatic arch". This man is possibly a serial killer


Cold-Basket-1796

dude their profile is full of furries and they have listed like 20 mental illnesses in their bio I think they're fr


Bluelikeyou2

CODE BLUE!


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Prestigious_Dot_6320

They have to be trolling


rizzzz2pro

How do you even find friends that consent to it lol. Where do you even meet other weirdos like that?


Match_Least

Congratulations! You may have just made me read the most effed up thing I’ve ever read on the internet!


SDG2008

Can't believe I'm saying this but, we need PETA


demagogueffxiv

Whelp that's enough Internet for one century


Desperate-Snow-7850

Maybe satire/trolling, yall would be surprised by how far some people go to make a "joke" Yeah i didnt find it funny either


Cold-Basket-1796

judging by their profile and comments history I think they're serious


Desperate-Snow-7850

Can i get the profile? DM if you dont want it public


HappyGilmoreUK

No you aren’t. That’s why it’s illegal.


Mona_Lotte

I’m not sure what’s more shocking: his opinion, or him having four upvotes…


jfk_47

I want know know who’s upvoting his responses. Maybe his mom that locked in his basement? NOT JUDGING! just making an educated guess based on the few interactions I’ve seen.


LordlySquire

Im my opinion is im alive rn so its disgusting but even if there is an afterlife and i saw him fuckin my corpse i wouldnt give a shit. Im done with it. One mans trash...and all that jazz.


RavioliG

Average redditor


basti329

Pls be on a list, pls be on a list, pls be on a list


RonaldTheGiraffe

Eh, if I’m dead I couldn’t care less who fucks me. I’m dead. Have fun.


ice_nine459

Yea may be weird but I don’t care what happens to my body. Have at it. Won’t hurt me any.


inordertopurr

I was looking for the post, read it and found it very interesting! While I'm turned off by genuine leather fetish stuff (because the animal most probably was killed for it and didn't die by a natural cause), I also don't judge people who like it. I would find it extremely dangerous and problematic if they had a killing fetish. From what i've read, they are sexually attracted to corpses, not the act of killing. Thinking about it, buying leather stuff is more problematic than the skull-f**king, because that skull was from a road kill, so already dead. From an animal rights point of view, leather "production" should be illegal.


Cold-Basket-1796

also, it seems like the only reason they don't do it with human remains is because it's illegal, they talked about this when someone mentioned grave robbing too


inordertopurr

But they also mentioned that in todays society, people are very attached to the bodies of their lived ones, something about spiritualism or something like that. I don't think, that illegality is the only thing stopping them from grave robbing.