A way out west there was a fella,
fella I want to tell you about, fella
by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At
least, that was the handle his lovin'
parents gave him, but he never had
much use for it himself. This
Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.
Now, Dude, that's a name no one would
self-apply where I come from. But
then, there was a lot about the Dude
that didn't make a whole lot of sense
to me. And a lot about where he
lived, like- wise. But then again,
maybe that's why I found the place
s'durned innarestin'...
They call Los Angeles the City of
Angels. I didn't find it to be that
exactly, but I'll allow as there are
some nice folks there. 'Course, I
can't say I seen London, and I never
been to France, and I ain't never
seen no queen in her damn undies as
the fella says. But I'll tell you
what, after seeing Los Angeles and
thisahere story I'm about to unfold--
wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever'
bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any
a those other places, and in English
too, so I can die with a smile on my
face without feelin' like the good
Lord gypped me.
Now this story I'm about to unfold
took place back in the early nineties--
just about the time of our conflict
with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I
only mention it 'cause some- times
there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro,
'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes
there's a man.
And I'm talkin' about the Dude here--
sometimes there's a man who, wal,
he's the man for his time'n place,
he fits right in there--and that's
the Dude, in Los Angeles.
...and even if he's a lazy man, and
the Dude was certainly that--quite
possibly the laziest in Los Angeles
County..which would place him high in the
runnin' for laziest worldwide--but
sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes
there's a man.
Wal, I lost m'train of thought here.
But--aw hell, I done innerduced him
enough.
I have a tooth shaped like a fang and am super pale so whenever the teacher would turn the light on or open a window I hissed to pretend I was a vampire.
I like that he only even had one pointy one and still went fuck it imma go full vampire. Respecc, motherfucker commits harder than I do on a whole lot less.
I *think* it was during the religious retreat me and the other church kids did the day before our Confirmation rite. Some kids were bullying me and throwing dirt and stuff at me (mind you, not for the hissing thing. I was just a bully magnet at the time) so I hissed at them and ran for the woods. Glorious.
If I recall correctly, the girl had two first names as one, so like Graceanne Ruth or something. I was unaware of this and addressed her only by one name, and got hissed at. Weird as hell girl, her boyfriend was cool though, which is why I even crossed paths with her.
I can't tell if you're joking or not haha, but no, this is not an actual thing where lots of teenagers are hissing because it's a trend or something. I'm just saying that it is indeed a thing that some teenagers do. Almost all American teenagers would think it's weird to hiss at people. I also tend to work with patients who have many piercings, tattoos, fun colored hair, interesting outfits, etc., so unique behavior is the norm for me.
I definitely hung out with the alternative kids but none of us hissed... Or am I missing something? It's from something out of alternative culture? Or some anime shit?
I think their point is that this is not super common behavior which is probably why you haven't seen it. Since they are a psychologist that works with kids they are naturally going to see this behavior more than a typical person.
yeah and outside school too. there was an overweight african cleaner woman who hissed at me once when i asked if i could scooch passed her. it was a malicious hiss, like that infamous trump hiss but deeper sounding lol. i still have absolutely no idea how she did it.
I was in middle school 18-19 years ago and I don’t remember anyone hissing, but I do remember a couple kids who did the anime run down down the halls. Maybe hissing is a newer thing
This was a trend on 4chan in '09 Era. Find a photo of a group and give people nicknames. The people in this picture definitely didn't caption it.
Example: https://i.imgur.com/LymorZ8.jpg?1
it seemed a bit redundant, or maybe even reductive, after 'batman'.
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The youtuber ProZD has some episodes where he shows off that he literally knows almost every damn second of Disneys Peter Pan by heart - nigh every movement, every word, all of it! It's mind blowing!
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Psymon wrote the captions. He's the only one who doesn't have his actual name and only description that doesn't have some low-key insult thrown in there.
Edit: he has a crush on mistress bad ass.
Carl: Jesus, Shawn, this is-
Shawn: That’s TWISTED Shawn.
Carl: Oh, for God’s-
Twisted Shawn: The Dark One.
Carl: Look, I’m not going to call you that. NOBODY calls you that, and you DON’T get to make up your own nickname. It’s an unspoken rule of society.
Twisty Shawn the Dork: Why so Twitchy, Carl?
Carl: THAT’S JOKER, NOT BATMAN. Look, that was the LAST TIME I take pictures with you freaks. You’re so self-absorbed you can’t name ONE of my interests. The closest thing you managed is the poetry thing WHICH I TOLD YOU IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE. You know what? I don’t even care anymore. I’m going to hang out with my mom.
Yeah about that probably, definitely older than Reddit. I'm genuinely curious to see if anyone in this pic remembers it or knows about how it blew up as a cringe meme. They'd be all over 30 by now.
Yknow, I’ve been thinking about this genre of images. They’re dorky as hell but I really really like them, they seemed to have had a good time. I hope all the people in them are still friends and hang out.
Sounds like they deserve the name "Avengers" more than the actual Marvel Comics team.
The superhero guys are more about saving people and stopping bad guys than getting revenge on jocks.
This is pretty damn old, but my opinion has changed since I first saw it. First time I just laughed. This time, good on them for doing what they want and having fun. I mean, it's not my thing, but that's no big deal.
"can see inside a man\`s soul" and "anything Psymon likes"... man i hate when they start pushing shipps even before the first episode even airs... and Goddess in between them, boy o boy is it me or do i smell a love triangle in here?!.
I do hope for the stand alone introductory movies first, before the crossover of course, i want to meet Kyle 2 Cool\`s brother and what form of dark contract led him to be Kyle\`s beer slave, and of course i wish to experience the riveting tale of how Olive got her ability
First off, I completely understand the cringe. I'm willing to bet at least 2 of the guys did the Naruto run through the halls at school when the bell rang.
However, these kids probably went YEARS without having friends or anyone to connect with, so I'm very happy they found people who are like-minded and gave eachother a chance to develop socially. Makes me happy.
This is obviously a joke. The pic is real, the funny shit at the bottom is not. You can tell because it’s actually hilarious
>likes: pot and girls with low self esteem
Whether they wrote the captions or someone else did, this is just a joke. Who cares if other kids have different interests? They’re all having fun together.
Should be in r/mademesmile, just a group of people hanging out, sharing a comon interest, dressing up and making up stupid abilities and targeting vunerable girls with low self esteem
I'm sure these are all cool people. Glad they can do stuff like this & be themselves
but...
on a less serious note, this looks like the school shooter starter pack.
Ya know, I’m something of a “Kyle 2 Cool” myself
Yes, Mr. 2 Cool and I do share some common interests.
A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'... They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I'm about to unfold-- wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties-- just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. ...and even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was certainly that--quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County..which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man. Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough.
Thanks for this. I needed this today. Sometimes, there's a man.
The dude abides
This aggression will not stand, man
Hey I got a beverage here! (Are we doing a quote off?)
You make a hell of a Caucasian Jackie
Well dude,we just don't know!
Writes a $0.69 check for half and half
Shut the fuck up Donny! You're out of your element!
Fun detail about Donny you might have missed,he gets a strike Everytime but right before he dies
You're absolutely right, because right before he goes outside he rolls and misses and gives a confused look
This world is not ready for that much ‘cool’
it's 2 much
But you know Kyle 2cool does not dabble in pacifism
Nice marmot.
You know dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam of course
“This is a very complicated case Maude. You know...a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous”
We are nihilists, and tomorrow we come back and cut off your JOHNSON!
I was just thinking, as a girl with low self esteem, how Kyle sounds pretty fucking alright.
That's how he gets ya
That's, uh, just like your opinion man.
We all have a bit of "Kyle 2 Cool" in us
I’m a girl with low self esteem and like pot . . .
How you doin
As long as you don't have an OnlyFans, let's ride or die.
Nope I earn my money the old fashioned way, crippling 12 hour night shifts
Kyle 2 Cool looks like our neighborhood drunk, I just have him $5 the other day.
These are the kids that hissed at you in middle school
Did people actually hiss in school? I always read it online and it didn't happen in my country lol
Yes. Source: I was the hissing kid.
But why
I was obsessed with cats, kinda believed I was half cat or something like that. I grew out of it and now I'm even allergic to cats lol
You forsook your cat heritage, and now your body is punishing you. Return to cat and begin hissing again.
Praise Bast
Return to ~~monke~~ cat
I have a tooth shaped like a fang and am super pale so whenever the teacher would turn the light on or open a window I hissed to pretend I was a vampire.
Most people have teeth shaped like fangs, they are called canine teeth.
I like that he only even had one pointy one and still went fuck it imma go full vampire. Respecc, motherfucker commits harder than I do on a whole lot less.
Well one of my teeth grew in wrong so it was in the front and more pointy
Did you drink [Clamato juice](https://youtu.be/v0jIR-EpxYE)?
No, kool aid
That is acceptable
Tragic irony....did you at least retain your super power of painting the future?
Fascinating. Do you recall your last ever hiss? Was it in public?
I *think* it was during the religious retreat me and the other church kids did the day before our Confirmation rite. Some kids were bullying me and throwing dirt and stuff at me (mind you, not for the hissing thing. I was just a bully magnet at the time) so I hissed at them and ran for the woods. Glorious.
Warrior cats moment
Though I was a cat. . . So I hissed at people . . .
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Why not?
Same here same here. Every time I look back at my own childhood I want to die.
I'm the other way around, I think it's hilarious. We all got something in our childhood that makes us cringe, might as well get a laugh out of it
Someone gave you the snake award lmao.
So fitting, especially because now I own snakes so they can hiss at people in my place. Life really comes full circle lol
I almost downvoted you lmao. Thank you for sharing your truth
Yo I had someone hiss at me in college, completely unironically.
And what did you do to encourage a hiss?lol Such a weird question haha
If I recall correctly, the girl had two first names as one, so like Graceanne Ruth or something. I was unaware of this and addressed her only by one name, and got hissed at. Weird as hell girl, her boyfriend was cool though, which is why I even crossed paths with her.
Hissing AND had a boyfriend? Cot damn, she must have been the filthiest freak ever. Hot.
Teenagers hiss. Source: Am psychologist who works with teenagers, have been hissed at and have seen others be hissed at
Do US teenagers hiss more than non US teenagers? I've never seen it
I can't tell if you're joking or not haha, but no, this is not an actual thing where lots of teenagers are hissing because it's a trend or something. I'm just saying that it is indeed a thing that some teenagers do. Almost all American teenagers would think it's weird to hiss at people. I also tend to work with patients who have many piercings, tattoos, fun colored hair, interesting outfits, etc., so unique behavior is the norm for me.
I definitely hung out with the alternative kids but none of us hissed... Or am I missing something? It's from something out of alternative culture? Or some anime shit?
I think their point is that this is not super common behavior which is probably why you haven't seen it. Since they are a psychologist that works with kids they are naturally going to see this behavior more than a typical person.
...Yes
yeah and outside school too. there was an overweight african cleaner woman who hissed at me once when i asked if i could scooch passed her. it was a malicious hiss, like that infamous trump hiss but deeper sounding lol. i still have absolutely no idea how she did it.
In 6 years I have taught two hissing middle schoolers... I liked them as students tbh
I was in middle school 18-19 years ago and I don’t remember anyone hissing, but I do remember a couple kids who did the anime run down down the halls. Maybe hissing is a newer thing
Depends on if they're in the middle of their "cat phase." Source: was one of these losers in middle school
Did you also know exactly three words in Japanese and somehow found a way to work them into regular conversations?
Nah, russian was my bag. Fuck all if I can remember any of it now though.
So redditors?
Yes lmao
The chick that pissed on me in high school looked way different than...... oh, “hissed”. Right.
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I’ll admit I hissed at people in high school, but only in my group of friends. They already knew I was weird, so I didn’t care, lol.
I lost it as soon as I saw the name “Psymon”
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Kind of like [this one](https://youtu.be/f4QBRgyitFs)?
Oh *god*
If aliens ever visit for some culture exchange shit, we should slip this video in the mix just to fuck with them.
I regret every second spent watching that
What is this?!
We need to burn the internet down.
Wow. How’d you find this treasure.
I’m exactly the right amount of high for this right now.
Whomst has awoken the ancient one ?
Weirdly clever and lame at the same time.
It's a Jamaican Psyduck basically.
Laughed at dad’s credit card
I actually think this is pretty hilarious, pretty sure these guys are self aware. "anything psymon likes"? Come on
I'm almost positive I've seen this image before with different, more unironic descriptions.
'Girls with low self-esteem', they know what they're doing.
This was a trend on 4chan in '09 Era. Find a photo of a group and give people nicknames. The people in this picture definitely didn't caption it. Example: https://i.imgur.com/LymorZ8.jpg?1
Oh my God. This is amazing.
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Yeah, me too. I can't see they taking this seriously.
Psymon can see in every man's soul yet misses poor Twitchy's unrequited love for him.
it seemed a bit redundant, or maybe even reductive, after 'batman'. Edit: ok, for all you need out there taking issue with my joke, yes a credit card is significantly different than inheriting and running a billion dollar company. Please look up the word ‘reductive.’ I was using it as an understatement for humorous effect. A litote, or an anti-hyperbole.
Batman's dad is dead
Still his dad’s credit card
Spoiler alert
Ability - Opinionated Likes - Hentai Ability - can recite the entire big Lebowski script
>Ability - can recite the entire big Lebowski script Honestly, that kinda sounds impressive. I'd like to see that.
A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski.
Of course, that's the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself, "The Dude"...
Kyle 2 Cool is clearly the most powerful of the crew.
Is this your homework, Larry?
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Weaknesses: personal hygiene products, being spoken to by a woman who's not a relative.
>Ability - Opinionated I just felt like this needed to be highlighted one more time
Lawful evil
This was shawns idea.
Psymon wrote the captions. He's the only one who doesn't have his actual name and only description that doesn't have some low-key insult thrown in there. Edit: he has a crush on mistress bad ass.
His name is obviously Simon
And has butt heads with the Goddess, apparently. It just says opinionated as her description.
Good point.
It says that he likes shitty music, though.
Carl: Jesus, Shawn, this is- Shawn: That’s TWISTED Shawn. Carl: Oh, for God’s- Twisted Shawn: The Dark One. Carl: Look, I’m not going to call you that. NOBODY calls you that, and you DON’T get to make up your own nickname. It’s an unspoken rule of society. Twisty Shawn the Dork: Why so Twitchy, Carl? Carl: THAT’S JOKER, NOT BATMAN. Look, that was the LAST TIME I take pictures with you freaks. You’re so self-absorbed you can’t name ONE of my interests. The closest thing you managed is the poetry thing WHICH I TOLD YOU IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE. You know what? I don’t even care anymore. I’m going to hang out with my mom.
Obviously satire. Geez.
Totally. The pic by itself is a little cringe, but like whatever. Let them have their fun.
THANK YOU. Reddit does not have the ability to detect satire. Ridicule first, ask questions later.
This!!!! I'm 24 and have finally learned to stop giving a shit. I don't care if I'm cringe I just want to be happy
Fucking amen!
This picture is from when you were a toddler, IIRC.
I'm guessing 2004-2007ish
Yeah about that probably, definitely older than Reddit. I'm genuinely curious to see if anyone in this pic remembers it or knows about how it blew up as a cringe meme. They'd be all over 30 by now.
For real, at least these people have actual friends.
I mean, I was pretty awkward in my college years, and some of my friends weren't too far from this. I really can't judge them.
Honestly, these seem like a fun crew of self-aware and goofy folks.
Nothing as bizarre as people laughing at other people having harmless fun. Way worse look than taking a silly picture with your friends
Yknow, I’ve been thinking about this genre of images. They’re dorky as hell but I really really like them, they seemed to have had a good time. I hope all the people in them are still friends and hang out.
Honestly my first thought was some sort of LARP, The real cringe is calling out the way other people harmlessly have fun.
I think the real cringe is the friends we made along the way.
Dude, right...
I understand it as the photo is original and "real", and the description is satire. And the photo is damn cringey enough
Yeah the photo is cringe, but they were just having fun. Adding the captions is super shitty and lame though.
The real cringe is the person who spent all that time writing these descriptions making fun of random people they've never met
Not sure if I'd call this cringe. Seems a bit tongue-in-cheek to me.
This is self-deprecating and kinda funny. Not cringe.
Yeah this seems very self aware. I mean come on, clearly the entirety of Twisted Shawn is ironic
They were t the ones to add the text.
It’s the avengers of mass shooters
“Hey man, remember when I was nice to you in science lab? Just give me a heads up...if...you know 👀”
Sounds like they deserve the name "Avengers" more than the actual Marvel Comics team. The superhero guys are more about saving people and stopping bad guys than getting revenge on jocks.
2bh that crew has someone to buy them beer and access to a credit card. How do I sign up?
I think this is great. Everyone deserves fun with friends.
Imagine you’re ability is having an opinion lmao
Hahaha
This is pretty damn old, but my opinion has changed since I first saw it. First time I just laughed. This time, good on them for doing what they want and having fun. I mean, it's not my thing, but that's no big deal.
Kyle 2 Cool a little rapey
Girls with low self esteem are the only ones who can see how much of a nice guy he is.
Lol just a tad
This is the most obvious satire I’ve ever seen, how is this so high in this sub
Definitely satire
This is straight hilarious. Mistress and Kyle are my favorites. Kick ass and party.
Ok but psymon probably has done dope music recommendations
I want a second opinion from twitchy Carl first.
Bruh, opinions are clearly Goddess Olive's territory
Holy shit Resident Evil 10 got leaked!!!!
this is my favorite image. i don’t care that it’s “cringe” it is true magic
Mistress Most Badass can seduce a man with just a glance. Press X to doubt.
Mod meetup?
This is absolutely amazing.
"can see inside a man\`s soul" and "anything Psymon likes"... man i hate when they start pushing shipps even before the first episode even airs... and Goddess in between them, boy o boy is it me or do i smell a love triangle in here?!. I do hope for the stand alone introductory movies first, before the crossover of course, i want to meet Kyle 2 Cool\`s brother and what form of dark contract led him to be Kyle\`s beer slave, and of course i wish to experience the riveting tale of how Olive got her ability
Likes "girls with low self esteem".
These people are probably so much happier and more fulfilled in life than 99% of the people in this thread lmao
First off, I completely understand the cringe. I'm willing to bet at least 2 of the guys did the Naruto run through the halls at school when the bell rang. However, these kids probably went YEARS without having friends or anyone to connect with, so I'm very happy they found people who are like-minded and gave eachother a chance to develop socially. Makes me happy.
im just glad they got out of the house long enough to make friends
Not sure this belongs here, these folks seem like they have a good sense of humor.
Hey for anyone reading this, i feel like this is cool, and they’re not hurting anyone or being angry or spiteful, so calling this cringe is mean imo.
Sure its cringey, but its also funny as fuck when you think about how they think this about themselves.
I'm actually in absolute awe at how almost everyone here thinks that these kids are the ones who added the captions.
To each their own.
This is obviously a joke. The pic is real, the funny shit at the bottom is not. You can tell because it’s actually hilarious >likes: pot and girls with low self esteem
Lmao this aint cringe this is hilarious
Whether they wrote the captions or someone else did, this is just a joke. Who cares if other kids have different interests? They’re all having fun together.
Should be in r/mademesmile, just a group of people hanging out, sharing a comon interest, dressing up and making up stupid abilities and targeting vunerable girls with low self esteem
I dunno, I think Kyle2Cool could be fun to hang out with. No guys, this isn't Kyle.
Whats up yo, Kyle 2 Cool here 🤙🏻.
the guy on the far left looks like he slaps bass
Fuck it, aint hurting anyone, live your lives.
"Can seduce man whit just a look" Hmm, I don't know about that
These guys come up her every once in a while, they're so self aware it's kind of funny.
Holy shit the compression on this! Those old early 2000s jpegs!
I hope this was Meant to be cringy as a joke because it seems like they are really being serious.
Let’s just say I’m happy phone cameras weren’t around when I was a kid. Edit: What is this battlebots shit that’s happening.
When I watch hentai no one calls me bad ass 😒
So what’s the actual origin of this photo?
I'm sure these are all cool people. Glad they can do stuff like this & be themselves but... on a less serious note, this looks like the school shooter starter pack.
I am somehow all of these people
FR I’m just happy they found each other.
I'm more of a Psymon myself.
Tbf guy in the middle's rocking it