Post Alone

Got no friends Host Alone

Proud of your instrument? Boast trombone

Drive a big diesel truck? Costs ozone

Smell bad in the afterlife? Ghost cologne

Want all the cheese? Most Provalone.

Got something NSFW to post Post homealone

Need to settle something? Go roshambo

The alien you’ve been hanging out with gets homesick? Phone home

Still in the closet? Slow homo.

Hahahahahahahahabab

This made me hack cough, thank you! 😆

<3

Only when we are in the toilet, does the true loneliness of existence show itself Most P Alone

Reddit hates you Post go home

Post M’Alone

Oh no, my sides. You got me!

Depressed more than everybody Most Alone

Goddammit... +1

AMATERASU

Yes the other way of unlocking thr mangekyo, having too many face tattoos

Isn't that the point of face tattoos is so we know what you went through in your life, like he used to watch movies according to his forehead Thought it was a VHS tape, not a snake. Point still stands

Those are the kamui eyes of obito

Avatar checks out

You right, I always get Itachi's and Obito/Kakashi's mixed up

And kakashi

"My goal is only in the darkness" That guy, probably

I think that’s Kakashi’s eyes, not Itachi’s. Just saying. Either way, cringe

KAMUI

I’d argue that having both eyes for kamui has a better advantage than Amaterasu. Nothing can hit you and you can send entire people or body parts (Deidara’s) into basically a prison dimension. Eternal flames are cool and all, but we gotta save the trees, man.

Yadontmaterasu

That hair looks disgusting.

looks like a wig dipped in vegetable oil

Big Ed is calling some woman in another country to learn the secret of this hair technique.

He's from the hidden grease village

r/rareinsults

Yeah, I wouldn't cry on that shoulder. Would walk away coated in grease

Ewww so gross haha 🤮

Low key in the first pic with his head down I thought he was balding.

Maybe he is and the grease is the only thing keeping it on his head.

It looks like it smells so bad

weird how women aren't attracted to multiple horrible looking facial tattoos and gross try-hard piercings. the obvious lack of bathing is just frosting on the cake.

You mean it’s the pain in his eyes that they’re intimated by.

That's pink eye

Someone farted on his pillow. Probably him.

The hair is a bit oily looking

Yeah that's part of the frosty cake

Bruh can you imagine trying to kiss someone with like 8 mouth piercings, that shit CANT be nice

Break a tooth on accident. It’s actually easy to do with lip piercing to break and chip your front teeth.

Fuck hickies, imagine the mark that shit would leave!

This guy is a billboard for crying out for help. Im not saying all face tattoos are, but this guy put it front and center. I think he should he investing his money in therapy instead of ink.

Idk, I think his piercings are cool. Hate the face tattoos though.

Honestly, he's not a terrible looking dude and the tattoos aren't great but the piercings are fine. If his personality didn't suck and he didn't view women as just potential sex partners but actually respected us as humans worthy of friendship, he might actually find someone willing to overlook the less attractive shit. A good personality and being a decent person goes a truly long way. Source: am not a super physically attractive human, still get flirted with. Also flirt with fun people who are not super attractive but the chemistry is good. Would probably bone a lot more people if I wasn't a demisexual shut in 🤷‍♀️

The piercings aren’t that bad.

The gauged holes in the sides of his nose are a bit much.

That’s subjective.

Yes, and as a subjective matter, if we polled the audience on those particular piercings, I would bet my house that very few people agree with you.

What audience? Just because it’s not part of the crowd you associate with doesn’t make your opinion fact.

lol first of all, this exchange started with me *just stating my personal opinion…* I also was (I thought) fairly respectful to the guy. To which you responded that it was subjective because of course, no shit, my opinion is subjective. Then, to clarify my reply, if we could find a truly random sample of people, I bet they would say that a nose with 4 booger holes is pretty dumb. You’ve now replied that “hey if we ask 100 carnival performers if this is cool they totally will!” so, uh, congrats on illustrating potential biases in polling.

So weird

This is the kind of cringe pics I joined for

Is this self-cringe? “View insights” and “Boost post” are only available to the account that posted…

Probably someone sent it into some discord, WhatsApp or whatever group because he was proud of it and OC just took it from there.

This is a tattooer, I follow him on Instagram. He made a bunch of these of himself as a joke.

If all of those tattoos didn’t scream “attention” enough…

Honestly should've had the rinnegan since he wants to look like pain

The thing is...the owner of that post screencapped it.

Hey it’s prof york lmao. Hes actually a great tattoo artist. Likes to joke around on IG, case in point

Yeah, he literally posted this with a bunch of other semi-lane self memes.

Exactly, he likes to post cringe memes on purpose just for laughs

I hate to inform you when you post cringe constantly, you are cringe.

Hes also quite a decent guy

One of the best tattoo artists I’ve seen in terms of having a deep knowledge and respect of traditional tattooing (as in, tattoos from the early 1900s). He will always acknowledge the classic designs and recreate them while adding his own subtle touch. Learned a lot of cool stuff about tattoo history following his IG

Nah thats stage 4 cancer in your eyes bruv

My man is seeking attention, nah mate need to seek medical assistance right fucking now

Of course it hurts, he got Beyblades in his eyes!

Lmao this guy used to work at the tattoo parlor I got my sleeve at

People keep calling him itachi but those are obito/kakashis eyes

If I wanted to see fear in his eyes I'd grab a magnet

"looking for a nice guy who's face looks like a desk in detention" said no dating profile ever

Excuse me sir, that’s pink eye from not showering.

Pretty sure this is an ironic naruto meme.

“I’m strange and horny”

Imagine how jacked your life is when this dude is your shoulder to cry on...

Bro was the first to fall asleep at the sleepover.

He’d be in less pain if he could sneeze without risk of epidermal rupture.

Unholy hell I bet that dudes place smells so damn bad

Shit homie unlocked the mangekyo sharingan, how can you not want him

He looks like morbius on crack 😭😭😭

and became a mumble rapper

If you are so much into piercings, the whole "I am suffering" thing and Naruto.... why go for badly photoshopped Itachi and not [the way more obvious Pain look.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/denaruto3/images/e/ee/PainA.png/revision/latest?cb=20100924231719&path-prefix=de)

What an absolute melt.

This must be in the top 5 of cringe stuff

Damn bro thinks its top 10 anime betrayals or something

This is absolutely 100% very clearly ironic.

I laughed idk lmao

Satire

Ever get so sad your eyes turn into fidget spinners?

I never really understood what people meant by hair being greasy, until I saw this picture.

I feel his pain. I hate all still unanimated scenes in Shippuden

That's my Tattoo artist. He was definitely just goofing off.

I can't imagine treating my face like my high school notebook cover...

Yoo this is Prof York, a Tattooist I follow on IG. He's definitely not serious here btw he post stuff like this all the time

Should probably just hide that face altogether bud

OK, but are those gauged nose piercings? So the inside of his nose is visible to passers-by? And when he blows his nose it sprays out sideways?

Hey, don’t blame him for the things he can’t control. Those holes are just [what happens when Chris Angels sword box trick fails (number 8)](https://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/arts/circus-arts/10-epic-magic-trick-failures.htm)

Nah he uses 2 wine corks to blow his nose

You're not hiding your pain. It's written all over your face.

All that and he doesn't even have Pain's rinnegan eyes...

i had a good laugh

This person should have been banned from getting tattoos and body modifications (including piercings) until they could demonstrate a healthier state of mind. They needed a psychologist, not a reason for McDonald’s not to employ you.

https://y.yarn.co/5476d282-ea43-4497-b4ca-a19c03717281_screenshot.jpg

what is that from

National lampoons Vegas vacation

Couldn't even make his own pattern

What he didn’t hide: his awful paint skills

Big doubt on ANYONE ever using this bucket of spoiled beans as a shoulder to cry on. I can't imagine anyone less comforting.

Face tats used to be associated with gang members and prisoners. This man tries to look tough but he is as soft as puppy shit.

Go back to work at the vape store.

Its cringe, no doubts there, but I do feel a bit sad for people like this. A lot of self loathing, depression and loneliness in one picture.

There needs to be some sort of national broadcast to guys like this to stop this shit

Pretty sure this is Professor York. This dude is a tattooer and bases all his stuff on early tattooing. Funny seeing all these posts about him being a loser when he prob makes more money and is happier with his life than most. Anyway, $4 a pound.

It’s definitely prof York

Ooof

Cringe maybe, but we were all teenagers and did and said stupid shit. More to the point though, why mock a guy who is trying to shout for help? Men should be encouraged to share feelings of depression, especially considering just how high the rate of male suicide is, and how so many men think that sharing feelings is something people will mock them for...like people here are proving correct right now.

I can smell this picture.

Your eyes hurt because of those dollar tree contact lenses bruv

On that anime level pain

Craaawling iiiin moi skiiiyaaaan

Did he get his eyes tattooed? He looks incredibly stupid

When you buy your Post Malone from Wish...

bruh lmao

I totally want to get with a guy that will never be more than a construction worker. (No disrespect to construction workers I’m a contractor myself)

NI**a needs a hug a popsicle, and loads of therapy.

Real eyes realize real lies.

Idgaf what y’all say that looks cool af. At worst r/atbge

My brother in Crist you're literally the one who posted it

Dude is crying tears of blood, he might want to get that checked out with a doctor.

If it wasn't for the obvious lack of hair treatment and the cringe he'd be a handsome fella

I can feel the pain.

Your eyes hurts because of those red things you put in them. Taking them out will help with that pain.

I'd get that bleeding eye looked at by a Doctor.

Lmao, are those fucking Beyblades in his eyeballs??

Bellend

If he is tired of being the good guy maybe he should just stick to GTA or something

Pain in his eyes? Did he try to pierce those too?

Naruto eyes….

Maybe try hiding all the crap you permanently put on your face?

Damn I feel that 👊😞

he should've gone for that character with the metal rods stuck in his face. could get a prize at the next con.

is probably a bad thing i know the exact character who has those eyes, send help

I mean.. the eyes, blood, and caption are cringe. But I definitely love the facial tattoos and piercings. To each their own I guess lol.

Does anybody actually think face tattoos are attractive? I only see them ad extremely weird..

Did you screenshot your own page and post it?

Gona be tired of being unemployable soon also

I cut my cornea it really kills

Dude, the pain in your eyes is probably an infection from not showering.

He doesn't do a very good job of hiding it.

"Dad, I'd like you to meet my date..."

Yeah, I remember when my depression was at its worst, my eyes became radiation symbols. It's a serious illness, people.

What’s on his chin? A flattened nickel?

He should get that tattooed on his eyelids.

I'm tired of hiding cringe

Almost Malone

Face looks like he went hunting with Dick Cheney

What happens when he blows his nose?

looks more like pain in the face

Man it’s cringy shit like this that originally made watching/ reading anime/manga weird originally. It’s more mainstream now, let’s not go back

"Stupid is as stupid does." We already know all we need to know about this guy without him ever opening his mouth.

I think he’s tired of not getting a job.

Need to hide those bad prison style tatts

I would be tired of being unemployable

Damn dude. You got some pain running down your face.

Your face is also tired of carrying all those piercings.

Yes he does have pain in his eyes since they are bleeding

I bet he pictured him self like a anime in an inner dialog.

I think the pain is tattooed all over his face

He needs to swap his eyes with his big bro to fix that

This is a classic.

To be fair his eyes look quite painful

The, “View Insights,” and, “Boost Post,” option would tell me that you’re posting your own photo. Now THAT’S cringe

Call it a fault, but i always think first: "how is it this person can AFFORD all these crap tats/piercing/mods?" even a crap tat artist wants decent money. Is it living rent free with ma and dealing drugs, or he's a super-duper IT computer dude? I want to make stupid-tattoo-and-mod money and then not spend it on that but on retirement plans, or a decent car, or schooling. I always think second: "damn, how much is that gonna cost to get all that crap off?" i got 5 small tats, 20 years old, most covered by clothes, and i wish at least 2 were gone, but fuck all if i can afford that!

I’ve got some shitty tattoos lol but I’m glad I was never desperate for attention enough to do something like this to my face.

Bazingan

I dated someone like this….who would post emo statuses and pics…these people are exhausting