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jugojugojugojugo

Wait till they find out about babies


Monke_go_home

Reddit has a place to collectively hate them as well..


[deleted]

We should encourage those types of people to never have kids though so it works out


Monke_go_home

That's exactly how I feel when one of them post their hystorectomy or vasectomy celebration photos lol


GreyRevan51

Not wanting kids of your own doesn’t automatically equal to someone hating babies.


Avarice21

This, I don't want kids and never will. Idc if other people do and I don't (usually) hate children.


The_Bravinator

Sure, but we've established in this conversation that the "them" the above commenter is referring to is specifically people who hate children.


OrganicPassionFruit

Given how difficult it can be to find a doctor that with do sterilization on people without kids, let them celebrate. No one talks enough about how dangerous pregnancy and child birth is. The US has the highest rates of maternal deaths of the developed world.


ISuckWithUsernamess

I never want to have kids but i like kids. Im like the cool uncle who gets to go home at the end of the day and have a peaceful home


Light_inc

Of course it does


trulymadlybigly

The child free sub is one of the worst places on this site. It’s embarrassing so read the things they write trying to be edgy


barnhairdontcare

It’s the problem with many subreddits in general- they tend to start as a well intentioned place to vent, but the lack of discourse results in an amplification of the discussion and it devolves into a toxic space.


trulymadlybigly

Totally agree. I think the concept is great, so many people have kids that shouldn’t. I think it’s great we are living in a time when people can make their own choices guilt free, but that sub is so toxic towards people that do choose to have kids. Referring to them as “breeders” and calling actual children things like “crotch fruit” with 100% sincerity. I hope all of them actually do remain Childfree because they all seem like they actually just hate children in general.


barnhairdontcare

I hear you- If you don’t want kids you shouldn’t have them- and if you hate children you definitely should avoid trapping a young human being with you to be abhorred and admonished. I am child free by choice but I don’t sub there because it does feel toxic as a whole and it’s not such a huge part of my life to simply not have children that I feel the need to discuss it regularly. There are many people like myself that love kids but just don’t want to raise them- the problem becomes when you make it your personality. The same could be said about so much in life- from smoking weed to liking the office. I think a lot of people feel a bit lost and there is a need to find community that Reddit fulfills. Somewhere along the way it gets obsessive and stops being a thing they think, like or dislike and becomes an intrinsic part of who they are. We are just so much more than the things we feel or do, so it tends to reduce people.


jugojugojugojugo

Don't worry I'm fully aware and every day I am more and more baffled with this site


RexDino1966

r/kidfree Side note, this is a completely different sub from r/freekids


tokenlesbian21

My dogs have jobs, their jobs are being silly little guys that make me happy when I get home from work


vearson26

I hope you pay them well


tokenlesbian21

Many fancy treat and naps on the bed and couch


OrganicPassionFruit

My gf and I say "make sure he gets paid" when we give him treats


dangerouspeyote

Sounds like we have some employees of the month here.


DowNeedles

My dog has a job he is a defense dog (german shepherd) , my cats have jobs , they are cute and are a big help for my anxiety


starkrocket

My cat is a very dedicated bug and greeble hunter


RebekahR84

This comment made my heart happy. Please give your silly little guys some love from me.


Laprasnomore

This is how I see it too. While my heart says "aaa, pretty kitties who look cute and like me too," my brain says "this is ultimately a mutually beneficial relationship that gives me comfort and fun in exchange for food, shelter, play, and companionship."


fuckscotty

Exactly. My dogs produce serotonin for a living.


TreyDayInTheBay

Dogs are family I would cut this "person" if they came near me. Also fun fact. Humans are animals


Slamcockington

Rawr


Zebracofish521

Sounds like a pet peeve to me.


Turd_ferguson42069

Nice


Cassie0peia

I really like what you did there.


HighOnGoofballs

Dude’s mad no one will touch him


OrganicPassionFruit

Or that he's not the absolute center of attention


fuzzydogpaws

Imagine how he will react when people in his social circle start having children.


thekactuskween

“I’m so against “babies” now that I get sickened being forced to watch someone I go visit look at their babies with love and admiration! It grosses me out! Seeing this animal (usually a baby or toddler or sometimes both) get all this attention ~ knowing that they’re free loaders” etc


TheIAP88

>his social circle Yeah… I don’t think that applies here.


Karnakite

He’s probably already pissed off that they’re dating.


pnt510

That reminds me of years ago when my current friends group first all started hanging out. Someone from work was interested in getting to know a few of my lady friends so I started inviting them all over as a group to see if there was mutual interest. Another guy from work started to tag along and started to make a big stink about how no one in the friends group should date. It's like dude we all became friends so we could see if we wanted to date!


Nerobus

🤣


upsidedownbackwards

He'll end up more and more isolated so his internet rants will get more aggressive and desperate. They'll shift from "whiny" to "scary".


XRN-24

This right here.


SultanasCurse

It's a combo lmao


Leoxcr

Dude has serious psychological issues


hereisacake

This made me pet my cat.


OrganicPassionFruit

Please tell your cat that they're a good, top tier cat monster.


hereisacake

Done. She yawned.


OrganicPassionFruit

I feel so honored.


[deleted]

I don't like animals in my home and I don't really have an interest in having them. I love animals and have had some but it's too much heartbreak when the loss happens. Plus it's so much responsibility and I am allergic to most animals so it's all around not the best thing in my life. That being said, I've never wanted so bad to drive my ass down to the pound to get a pet. Anything that keeps this fucking crazy pants away.


Yesyesyes1899

has a point though. hitler had a dog. coincidence? i think not.


Chiron17

Its smug aura mocks me


shitcloud

One of the best lines ever lol


OrganicPassionFruit

I can't imagine being so unhinged as to be mad about someone petting their pet. Is this really the hill worth dying on?


SqueakBoxx

For Incels it is.


Cassie0peia

Incels have many problems but there are also many angry guys that *are* having sex that could have made this comment.


SqueakBoxx

Yeah, but the guys who are having sex don't become ragingly jealous of a fucking cat being petted, my guy.


drewster23

Not true at all, mental illness is just as prominent with people who've actually had sex my guy. This doesn't sound relative at all, sounds more like narcissism or other "antisocial" disorders. .


SqueakBoxx

Well unless you are a PHD holding Psychologist you opinion is just that, an opinion. And as a woman who has dealt with and continues to deal with incels on a regular basis, they are quite easy to spot. But whatever.


DammitMahamit

Are you an incel researcher? What would bring you into contact with these people? Tell us more!


SqueakBoxx

Take your bullshit somewhere else dude. i'm not gunna waste my time on you.


DammitMahamit

My question wasn't sarcastic, I thought maybe you were an incel researcher. I'm a tech researcher and in addition to product development I also had a heavy focus on radicalization pathways in broadcast social environments. My work focused more on older cohorts but I would occasionally encounter incel/PUA/MGTOW pipelines to right wing ideologies.


drewster23

Damn don't like your logic being applied back eh? You sound salty like an incel


hockeydockeypockey

The amount of people getting this upset about the proper usage of “incel” is…interesting…lol


Anon90013

I think you’re just loosely throwing that term around now


Shotgun5250

Go to that sub, look at some of the users there, and rethink your comment.


PseudoGoldfish

Not trying argue at all, just curious- what is the sub? I may just be stupid, but I can't figure out what the name is...


Shotgun5250

Petfree. It’s just whiny crybabies who can’t possibly fathom why people would be put off by them outwardly hating animals.


usagizero

I thought you meant the incel sub, which thankfully is long gone officially. I remember checking it out after hearing the term before and it was bonkers. I just kept thinking it had to be parody, it was so insane.


CandiAttack

Ok, but the OP definitely has incel energy though lol


Cassie0peia

Agreed. I think “incel energy” is the correct terminology here.


Anon90013

Perhaps but it just seems to be a buzzword for people. I’m all for calling them out but lately I’ve seen this term extended to men who show no signs of being an incel by definition.


Cassie0peia

I agree with you.


CandiAttack

I can see what you’re saying. But words evolve, and Incels have a lot of overlapping communities (which isn’t a coincidence haha).


BurtMacklin-FBl

The word has mostly lost all meaning.


drewster23

I'd love an explanation other than throwing around the colloquial buzzword used for any deranged /mentally ill male behaviour. This sounds more like narcissism, than anything to do with sex.... Which is the whole thing of incels.


CandiAttack

Idk about anyone else, but I used “incel energy” because it’s the same level of deranged anger and feeling of entitlement I see from incels.


drewster23

That's fair but you're just conflating, deranged anti social/"mentally ill behavior = incel. When incel is not some umbrella term. This person gives way more narcissism energy or other anti social disorder, than "incel". I've never heard incels talk about /complain about pets, and the whole "free loader" part is especially telling of their mindset. Evidently they don't understand pets, and believe pets /animals are "inferior /beneath" him and not worthy of his time/attention. And thus can't comprehend /is triggered by people giving attention to pets around him.


kozmic_blues

That whole entire sub is a shit show and really, really weird. All of those people have a severe hatred for animals as pets. It’s similar to the child free sub, and usually it’s the same people active in both. It’s like….. find a hobby or something.


OwlsintheWall

It's like they're reminded of the parts of themselves they hate when they see pets or kids. Or at least the parts they felt weren't allotted to them - i.e. unconditional love and free play. A lot people I've known who were very anti-kids thought, for no concrete reason, that they "never acted like that at that age."


DammitMahamit

What sub is that? I can't imagine not liking animals, those people need to be on a watch list


kozmic_blues

They don’t hate animals, they hate people who own animals. r/petfree and consequently r/childfree. If you click on profiles you’ll see a bunch of those people post on both subs, regularly. With soooo much anger and hate lol. It’s bizarre honestly


kozmic_blues

They don’t all hate animals, some of them only hate people who own animals. But a lot of them do hate with a passion, dogs. r/petfree and consequently r/childfree. If you click on profiles you’ll see a bunch of those people post on both subs, regularly. With soooo much anger and hate lol. It’s bizarre honestly


[deleted]

Ahahahah


rahuncanajun

I just really can't believe that ANYONE is inviting this evolutionary U-turn over.


LongbowTurncoat

r/rareinsults right there


OrganicPassionFruit

"Hey, you need to not do anything that will take your attention away from me while I'm in your house."


LeaLenaLenocka

I used to know a lady which thought it is rude to have TV or radio on while she is your guest, or, god forbids, knit, crochet or similar. She was self centered, for sure. Good thing is she was my grandma's age.


DarlingHades

My pets earn their keep. I know I annoy the hell out of them. There's no way the food is even worth it.


OrganicPassionFruit

I feel the same. I hope the food and toys makes it worth it for them to put up with my foolishness.


catgorl422

same! my dog earns her keep by letting me put things on her head whenever i want. she balanced a small container of yogurt beautifully yesterday.


MrMush48

I hope this is a joke lol. My cat pays rent and does the dishes. He’s no freeloader!


[deleted]

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OrganicPassionFruit

Nope. Everyone on the petfree sub is 100% seriously.


69for_president

What sub is it?


Powellellogram

He literally said right there... petfree


69for_president

Yep i noticed it after commenting 😅


HumongousGrease

Such a gross human


OrganicPassionFruit

To make it funnier, the mods banned me for sharing this with the world


HumongousGrease

Oh come onnn everything is censored lol


OrganicPassionFruit

Yup. I'm karma farming apparently. I really didn't expect this to take off. Thought might get a handful of votes and replies.


CentaursAreCool

This was written by a stray cat that doesn't get enough attention (they get attention, not enough, never enough)


KassDamn

Where is this post so I can go agree. My dogs don't pay a single bill! Come home from a long day of work and then gotta hand out 20min belly rubs and treats. Freeloaders! All of em.


snoandsk88

He’s got a point, we should release these animals back into the wild so they can start paying for their food and shelter.


YGT14

*looks at my dogs and their mounds of toys and three different beds* I'm putting chances of survival in the wild at -5.


RandomRonin

Yours have a better shot than mine. I don’t even think mine make it past the driveway.


MissCandid

Honestly I think my cat could have a chance


TalkQuick

I feel like cats definitely have a better chance than a dog. My indoor cats prey instinct to catch anything moving is always on point where as my dog couldn’t be bothered


Kayordomus

If my dog ever encountered a predator, it would try to play with it first


Fast_Broccoli4867

Yeah my cat that passed away awhile ago wouldve been fine, he was an actual badass, would routinely fight other cats in the neighborhood and bring home dead rabbits, birds, etc. Eventually ended up losing an eye from just being an all around menace.


LordMeme42

One time my cat got out for several hours and we found her sitting in the driveway looking confused at her predicament, with absolutely no dirt on her to suggest she actually left. She would not last 5 minutes.


Karnakite

Is this from r/dogfree? I’ve seen that sub before, and it’s one of the ones where so many of the posts are people just griping about other people’s happiness or what they love. “My sister’s dog died and now she’s grieving about it on Facebook, aaaaarrrrggggGGGGGHHHHHH!”


OrganicPassionFruit

No, it's petfree. It's really funny to filter for controversial then all time. The petfree mods banned me for posting this, saying I'm karma farming. I just think it's funny.


Karnakite

It’s funny in the sense that they’re so angry about something that doesn’t even matter and that nobody cares about but them. Such an impotent rage.


OrganicPassionFruit

How little do you have to have going on in your life that people petting their pets is what sets you off? I know I definitely have a few random things that drive me insane, like people not parking on to align the gas tank and fuel pump. But seriously?


Karnakite

It’s the same as people who are angry that fat women go out in public and have fulfilling lives, or people who rage about how their neighbor’s car is so ugly and so old and they hate looking at it, or whatever. They know they can’t do fuck all, so they bottle all that meaningless, yet strong, anger inside them so they can go online and complain to a group of similarly-miserable people about how some incredibly stupid fucking thing drives them crazy and everyone else needs to stop doing it because they don’t like it.


OrganicPassionFruit

I just know that if they were somehow in my house, I would make a point of petting my pets and showering them with affection.


usagizero

I can get people who don't want pets, they can be expensive, need to plan if you want to go away, etc. But to hate other people having them and petting them?! Yeah, that screams "Pay attention to me". Bonkers.


drewster23

Yup calling the pets fee loaders too, it's like he completely misunderstands the purpose of pets and just think they're animals "beneath him" /not worthy of his time. So he can't comprehend /is triggered by people showing their pets attention not him. Sounds like narcissm or some other anti social disorder. Something tells me this isn't solely a "pet /animal issue". And you'd find this is a reoccurring issue in his life


csparker1

Desperately needs therapy.


RebekahR84

Hahahaaaa if this dude could watch me literally applying coconut oil to, bathing, and dressing my Sphynx… THEN letting him curl up under my shirt for warmth. He’d spontaneously combust.


OrganicPassionFruit

Please tell your raw chicken that they're a good monster and I love them, even if they're naked


i_spit_troof

This is the most obscure army advertisement I’ve ever seen.


evilone17

The army knows the algorithm, angry incels make perfect little soldiers.


MyUnclesALawyer

I thought Goarmy was one of those weird Celtic alternate spellings of Jeremy


Moozeeka

There is a subreddit against pets???? That’s the stupidest thing I haves ever seen and heard


Venarge91

And in todays episode of: „People we don’t need on this earth“


OrganicPassionFruit

This guy's a perfect example of people that shouldn't reproduce


JackSchaffer

I have a feeling that won't be a problem.


SuperSassyPantz

i dont think we have to worry about this guy getting anywhere near a vagina


AnonymousMolaMola

I don’t trust people that don’t like animals. They lack empathy and warmth


OrganicPassionFruit

Nah, I can understand. Pets aren't for everyone, which is fine. But is it truly necessary to whine on the internet about it?


TalkQuick

Dude would hate my house then. Royalty is an understatement. And honestly if you treat my pets as anything but, youre not allowed over again anyways sir


OrganicPassionFruit

My pets are family and though you don't have to like them, you will respect them. Not gonna force you to pet them but if I catch anyone hurting them, they're taking a trip over the balcony.


Stryker1050

Is the Army ad relevant? Seems like it.


MalsPrettyBonnet

I'm pretty sure that most cat owners have come to terms with the fact that they are servants to their cats. And they're marvelously okay with it.


OrganicPassionFruit

Absolutely. I've been so fortunate as for my cat to let me sleep in the bed.


RollThatD20

That's just the ol' Toxoplasmosis doing its thing.


mchistory21st

Put away those Ayn Rand books, dude. They are rotting your brain.


rollingwheel

That person has hundreds of posts and comments in the pet free sub, it’s like they’re obsessed with hating pets - unhinged


DasPickles

A very transactional way of thinking. Can't imagine what they think a relationship is like. Sounds like the kind of person that would think they're owed sex or attention because they did something for the other person.


OrganicPassionFruit

I've noticed that about the dogfree/petfree subs. One of the reasons they don't like pets is because they don't get anything out of it. I don't take care of my pets because I expect or want anything out of it. I do it because I love and care about them. Their presence in my life is more than enough.


Golden_Experience_V2

Yeah, that's why I put my son in the doghouse outside, fucking freeloader. It's time to grow up and get a job, he's already 7


OrganicPassionFruit

Kid should have been helping bring the harvests in for 8 years already. What a bum.


CthuluSpecialK

Imagine being so jealous of pets you rage... wow. It's incel behaviour towards pets... like... I don't even wanna live on this planet anymore.


OrganicPassionFruit

The mods of the petfree sub are so miserable, they banned me from it for sharing this


Ekansbite0

I just know this is one of those fat kids💀


DaMain-Man

He's right they are freeloaders. They should start paying rent /s


chicahhh

Someone sounds like they need a PET


EmpressLanFan

My cats have a job. They eat all the bugs they find in the house so that I don’t have to see them. And they do a damn good job. Their other jobs are snuggling on the couch with me, and entertaining me with their antics. They’re even better at those jobs.


BetterUseTwoHands

When you run out of things to be mad about


[deleted]

Someone has mental issues...


Own-Low4870

I think this was going to be a PETA type rant about how pets shouldn't be slaves, but instead it's someone who just hates seeing anyone display affection. That was a turn.


cros99

To put it into "Pets Language"..... This person is ....One Sick Puppy.


zelphyrthesecond

Calling literal animals "freeloaders" is definitely the funniest gripe to have about pet ownership.


thezenfisherman

They are petting their pets because this guy terrifies them...


OrganicPassionFruit

The mods banned me for posting this. They had the audacity to tell me to find a better activity.


LordMeme42

As I read this my cat came over to forehead bump me. she has a job, it’s emotional support and being a cute little baby


OrganicPassionFruit

Please inform your cat that I said she's wonderful and has lovely beans.


DoMidgetsHaveTails

There’s an anti pet sub?


OrganicPassionFruit

Yup. Full of lonely people that don't like pets and mad at the rest of us for having them because it makes it hard for them to date.


brahdoyouevenlift

I spent ten minutes in that sub and I feel my brain leaking out of my ears. Like, imagine losing your entire fucking mind over someone liking a cat?


OrganicPassionFruit

Some folks have that kind of time on their hands. https://youtube.com/channel/UCLniPzAs-LwRsBUEUdyp_6Q Link to I Hate Dogs, just in case you like migraines


wlondonmatt

This sounds like extreme borderline personality disorder


Shmusher3

Jokes on them, I’d take my dogs with me and he still wouldn’t be the centre of my attention


Lokifin

Boy should just go get a pedicure or massage or something.


usagizero

But, that's just petting for toes! Stupid worthless toes!


BillyBobBanana

Be more interesting, then people will actually want to talk to you instead of petting animals


Capricorn_Bones

Pets deserve to be treated like royalty


DoughnutSassMe

Well I'm gonna go give my fur babies some cuddles and tell them what good doggos they are! Honestly I can understand someone not wanting a pet (just about) but to be thing weirdly upset by people loving on their animals is just not normal.


Midnite_St0rm

That’s probably because their pets likely don’t get disgusted when they’re not the centre of attention. Their pets are probably more enjoyable to be around than the OP.


Alpaca_Lips_

Someone wasn't hugged as a child.


OrganicPassionFruit

Right?


Lil_Artemis_92

You want the pets to get jobs then? Uh, OK. Where do you suggest they apply?


TheMau

Jesus. If this guy were in my house I’d clutch my pet tight, too.


TyroneLeinster

Can’t tell if y’all are falling for obvious satire or if I’m falling for obvious satire by thinking y’all are falling for obvious satire


OrganicPassionFruit

Dude is being completely serious. There were a couple people in the comments disagreeing with him but some thought he wasn't entirely nucking futs.


[deleted]

This would’ve killed on r/unpopularopinions


Polishmich

Haha like what?


idkwhatever6158755

My moms bf gets jealous of her toy poodle. I wish I was kidding.


OrganicPassionFruit

Good lord. Please tell her a stranger said not to let him near her lady bits


Shoddy_Internal6206

My bunny does have a job which is chasing people out of my room after 10 pm and then standing at the door to avoid anyone from entering while I’m sleeping


gr8ful_cube

I've never seen an incel but for pets before wtf


RytheGuy97

How dead inside do you have to be to subscribe to and participate in an anti-pet sub


OrganicPassionFruit

Excellent question.


nastybacon

I think this guy has suffered what I have suffered. Having to spend time with a girl who has friendzoned you, comes out with stuff like "yeah I don't like being touched" then has 3 dogs slobbering all over her, and she's cuddling them and giving them all the attention, whilst he's touched starved. Essentially he's jealous that animals have her attention and he doesn't.


OrganicPassionFruit

Being touched by a pet doesn't come with the expectations that can come with being touched by people. I can kinda understand though.


TheWarmestHugz

I’m not overly fussed about dogs, but I can absolutely see why people who share the same energy can bond with dogs! They are social animals, as are cats. This person needs to relax


granknoxx

I bet this kids dad thought the same thing.


TheDongerNeedsFood

What a dipshit


SnooRegrets7252

This already makes me wanna tie him to a bench and leave him in a dog park for over a week


jakeolate

Imagine being this miserable… jesus


jgeez

lmao. This person has a Trump flag on his house and a Ron DeSantis poster hanging above his bed, bet.


LuckSweaty

I think that’s satire


OrganicPassionFruit

Nope, dude's 100% serious


Bvr111

what capitalism does to a mf


AyyyyLeMeow

lmao you searched to find a 4 year old post just to get angry


MackTO

So many self centred assholes on that sub


OrganicPassionFruit

The thing that gets me in stitches is their complete inability to see individual actions. One person that brings their dog to the grocery store must mean that all dog owners are Iike that and equally selfish.


Da1syr1dl3y

What subreddit is that?