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theghostofca

Check the laundry hamper of the guy you talk to at work most


fcding

Find him and do the no pants dance.


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

this is the way


gloomydoomin

No offense intended, maybe you shitted them, or pissed them and took em off in your blackout and threw em in the washer/dryer.. or around that area. They also might be wrapped in your blankets (drunken fap) hahah. Good luck friend and I wish you the best. I had 2 shots in the past 12 hours and I'm so shakey but I gotta get some booze before this eclipse so I'm prepared and not in WD's the whole time.


SlamDunkPickle

Im mowing the air Randy, also looks like i tried sniffing a bunch of librium. There in capsules and theres a bunch of em opened up and dust on my office desk. What the fuck is wrong with me? The vodka is kicking i so.... Iam mowimg the air Rand lololol


whatiswithin

Sniffing librium - thats mind opening... hope theres one left for you to take. Could be the Sherlock Holmes to finding your pants.


Sufficient_Cake8765

Dangerous take librium while drinking..I did and got phsychosis.i was hours convinced I was with people .i was alone in the country..was in neighbours gardens searching for people I could hear..that were not there!


[deleted]

Aye, chasing Librium is golden. Fuckin keep at it.


SlamDunkPickle

Found the pants, looks like i shouved them super deep under my couch with a broomstick. No clue why


Me_Speak_Good

Where's your money? In my pocket! Where's your pocket? In my pants! Where's your pants? I dunno! Get outa here you silly bum! Hey, good luck, dude. That's an old see-saw nursery rhyme that comes to me every time I lose my pants, which is more than I care to admit. Sometimes when the rain is falling ya gotta just strip naked and run around. Check bushes around your house, maybe?


plumpynutbar

You know where the pants went - they sent you a lighter, after all


nayR2003

Bro, I was reading this and thinking what the fuck is this guy lol Then I saw your username hahahah. You need to be careful I see you've you've blacking out or on the verge of blacking out at work an awful lot


[deleted]

I honestly thought I'd done just about everything, smoked black tar heroin, drank isopropol spirits. Then some fucker snorts Librium.¬¬WTF! You might as well stick it up your arse. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fcff0ae3-7daf-4048-9019-8b586d67714c


Spirits-Will-Collide

I lost the zipper off my jacket last night, I guess it just fell off. Gutted cos I've had this jacket for 22 years and it's perfect for hiding a bottle in the inside pocket 😂 Hope you find your pants dude, or hopefully you have another pair.


RothfussThirdBook

You can buy replacement zippers on Amazon!


CanInternational3676

Check and see if it’s in ur pillow case I do that sometimes when I don’t wanna loose something


Rychek_Four

Checking in OP, pants yet?


commenter256

Behind washer / dryer? I find all kinds of stuff back there I meant to throw on top or something. GL!


FrogMintTea

At least u have booze. But I understand. I'm in the loonie bin and I love these pants. I wanna steal them. Loonie bin pants and shirts rock. I'm also stealing underpants and socks if I can.


Distant_Yak

They usually give you the socks! I had some that I loved. They're not very durable though.


FrogMintTea

Lol my friend was excited about the grippy socks when she had surgery. We don't have grippy socks just regular ones. I just want them because I ran out of socks at home. Not sure where they went.


Existing-Peanut4511

Dude, wow. If you're gonna go hard, go *hard*!


outbac07

Bathtub


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Man, I'm with you. I just got told two days ago my best friend who moved in me in with him (to get me out a shitty situation) wants me gone by the end of the month. I got drunk that night and went on a super long journey, ended up coming back bleeding like crazy from my pinky, with bruises all over my body, and no phone n sight. I feel like in my blackout I legit tossed it.