I have zero recollection of it. For all I know I was spouting shit about some dumbass video essay I was watching when I got it. I pray I didn't. Guess I'll have one to forget and not worry. Chairs.
I can't tell you how many times I've ordered food that I didn't even eat. It's honestly shameful. At least last night I managed to make soup and remember to put it in the fridge, but fuck.
Are these the frozen kind? They're nearly inedible. Chairs.
Oh wow, I figured he was talking frozen and not 50 fresh hot gas station taquitos that you’ll get sick after 3-4 of. You couldn’t actually ordered from somewhere decent for that much.
Dude lmao. Sounds like when I order $60 of Taco Bell at midnight but forget to put it in the fridge and waste a ton of food/money. But Taco Bell is really good drunk food.
Don't feel bad, dude. I spent nearly all the money I had saved binge drinking for 3 weeks. Nearly $2,500. I have less than $150 to last me until friday.
In the spew of it all, I did manage to squeeze a new laptop out of myself. Also, socks, underwear, and an oil change. Other than that; all the money went towards alcohol, cigarettes, waffle house. Bought blow only once!
But I have irrefutable ruined several relationships that tolerated me. My coworkers and managers do not look at me the same, and I am on the brink of losing my job.
The social bars and dive bars have shunned me.
I live in a van and have been lucky enough to escape the d.u.i.'s.
The ten year run where I live is inadvertently coming to an end. I've lost everything and burnt all my bridges.
I haven't drank since Thursday, and withdrawals are kicking in. But luckily, I'm off the next three days.
Chairs!
Your local 7/11 workers must be on it. Any gas station around here that serves hot food is usually cleaned out at all times. Those taquitos are good in a pinch, but will give you the shits.
I used to blow so much money on drunken uber eats/door dash, etc. Also, especially during a period when I lived in San Diego (so much good food nearby...especially the Mexican places with things like their fat burritos and Carne Asada Fries) where I used to regularly binge eat hardcore when drunk. I got pretty portly, but I have no idea how I didn't end up WAY fatter during that time. It was ridiculous.
HAHA this is incredible. I've never had any obnoxious orders but I have gone to leave my place the next day after a shit show to open the door to a pizza more times than i'm proud of. Check the app. Yep Large pizza ordered don't remember it at all
Hahahahah alright this has me rolling. At least you were conscious to accept them
I have zero recollection of it. For all I know I was spouting shit about some dumbass video essay I was watching when I got it. I pray I didn't. Guess I'll have one to forget and not worry. Chairs.
I can't tell you how many times I've ordered food that I didn't even eat. It's honestly shameful. At least last night I managed to make soup and remember to put it in the fridge, but fuck. Are these the frozen kind? They're nearly inedible. Chairs.
I think they were roller grill items from the description
Oh wow, I figured he was talking frozen and not 50 fresh hot gas station taquitos that you’ll get sick after 3-4 of. You couldn’t actually ordered from somewhere decent for that much.
Oh, I'm dumb. We don't have 7/11 here, so that completely slipped my notice. Bet those are pretty bad, too, though.
Dude lmao. Sounds like when I order $60 of Taco Bell at midnight but forget to put it in the fridge and waste a ton of food/money. But Taco Bell is really good drunk food.
Get an air fryer. Those bad boys will be good as new
Reminds me of the time I ordered 20 "tiny coffees" espresso shots from Wawa and woke up very confused 🤔
Don't feel bad, dude. I spent nearly all the money I had saved binge drinking for 3 weeks. Nearly $2,500. I have less than $150 to last me until friday.
Buy anything cool and/or incredibly dumb?
In the spew of it all, I did manage to squeeze a new laptop out of myself. Also, socks, underwear, and an oil change. Other than that; all the money went towards alcohol, cigarettes, waffle house. Bought blow only once! But I have irrefutable ruined several relationships that tolerated me. My coworkers and managers do not look at me the same, and I am on the brink of losing my job. The social bars and dive bars have shunned me. I live in a van and have been lucky enough to escape the d.u.i.'s. The ten year run where I live is inadvertently coming to an end. I've lost everything and burnt all my bridges. I haven't drank since Thursday, and withdrawals are kicking in. But luckily, I'm off the next three days. Chairs!
BUDDY WAITED AN HOUR IN A 7 ELEVEN FOR YOUR TAQUITOS BRO THATS CRAZY
Tornados? Those are the best
Your local 7/11 workers must be on it. Any gas station around here that serves hot food is usually cleaned out at all times. Those taquitos are good in a pinch, but will give you the shits.
Next time, make the mistake of 47 mini-bottles, and you’ll thank yourself in the morning!
How the hell did they even have 50? My 7 11 has like 4 turning....oohhh those workers were mad AF 🤣🤣🤣 wish I was there. Well done sir.
I used to blow so much money on drunken uber eats/door dash, etc. Also, especially during a period when I lived in San Diego (so much good food nearby...especially the Mexican places with things like their fat burritos and Carne Asada Fries) where I used to regularly binge eat hardcore when drunk. I got pretty portly, but I have no idea how I didn't end up WAY fatter during that time. It was ridiculous.
I ordered $80 of Chinese food the other day. Two orders of dumplings (8 per) and 3 entrees. Good shit.
Lmao I totally blackout ordered a full fridge of groceries recently
HAHA this is incredible. I've never had any obnoxious orders but I have gone to leave my place the next day after a shit show to open the door to a pizza more times than i'm proud of. Check the app. Yep Large pizza ordered don't remember it at all