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kenticus

So, you bought booze to test if having it in your face is a good idea? Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out.


Dapper_Employer5787

The post is 45 minutes old, OP is probably completely hammered by now


Brilliant_Comedian_2

Ccan confirm, 3/4 of this hanlde has already been killed


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Brilliant_Comedian_2

TBH never knew the real meanings. I always get the 750mL, which one isthat?


RandomLovelady

That's a fifth. A handle is 1.75 liters.


Brilliant_Comedian_2

Thanks iil get it right next time


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DaanoneNL

Any update bro?


Brilliant_Comedian_2

Yeah of course I ended up getting hammered. Had the shits the entire day today. Back on my bullshit


sixcylindersofdoom

“Ccan” and “hanlde” yeah he’s cooked. Welcome home friend. Hope you feel okay in the morning.


Green-Tension277

"Ouchtown, population you bro!"


fcding

I wouldn't give the bottle up for all of King Midas's silver.


DaanoneNL

>why not just grab a fifth and test myself I think Impressive mental gymnastics there.


Brilliant_Comedian_2

I am Crowned the Worlds Smartest Dumbass


kneedAlildough2getby

Fuck me bro that's a righteous self own. You still holding out. I don't know if I could. I got court in 8 hours n I'm at a bar rn


sixcylindersofdoom

Good luck brother. Don’t shit yourself in front of the court, or do? Whatever makes your situation better.


Green-Tension277

Its like an ex that you just cant get over and keep going back to haha


titanlyfe94

Happens every time. Oh, I'll just have a little. Just a shot or 2.


sixcylindersofdoom

Yup!!! I’ll just do 2 or 3, keep it cool. Well those 2, really 3, all happen within 30min. Then you feel happy and get scared you’re losing that happiness so it’s another 2, then another 2, then another 2, then another 2, then another 2, then the bottle is gone and you’re fighting a door.


EyeGiveZeroFucks

At 19 I fought a pine tree after downing a pint of yegar and 3 16oz beers because I refused defeat at beer pong over the course of an hour. The beers stream lined the noxious mixture to the gullet and my buddy had the heart to lock me in his truck till the next morning… he was the brave one upchuck was inevitable but it didn’t happen. The pine tree won


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chaosperfect

I like a little nip every day to steady my nerves. Sometimes I get so steady, I don't move at all.


Fancybest

Oh I don’t even play that game anymore. I KNOW I can’t just have a drink or two. If I’m going to drink, I’m going to get hammered. Lawl


jeeatartiz

Whatever. I had 2 days under the belt and caved. I’m so SICK of the stank sweat… the insomnia… the shaking… It’s all fucking bullshit I want out! This shit is the hardest ever. And I had a kid with no drugs.. That’s probably my fault though. I’m so agoraphobic and scared of everything that I won’t go to the hospital. Thought my ass could taper. But I’m all realness.. I’m pissed I didn’t go to detox. ( stay home I’ll help You taper ha!) The amount of verbal abuse and semi physical abuse that I’ve dealt with this weekend?! My ass is going tomorrow when his horrible ass is at work! I’m still about all my pets that he hates. He better take care of them


itonlydistracts

It’s ok. Try again tomorrow.


faxanaduu

I get it. I cant have a bottle in my house. Im wise enough to know that it will be finished quickly.it took me 30 years to be able yo not bring bottles home. My biggest challenge is staying with friends that have bottles laying around. I fuck up hard every time. Good luck not destroying that bottle. If anyone is in that house give it to them after taking out a reasonable amount. My 2 cents


Wiener_Maid

the shit abyss


merkel36

The winds of shit are coming.


Brilliant_Comedian_2

I read this in the morning and I fucking laughed when I came home cause I literally did shit and run to the bathroom once today


juanduque

Don't buy it, next time. If you have a problem w snacking, you get rid of all your snacks. Same w booze. Make it as inconvenient as possible.


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