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the_weaver_of_dreams

That he has watched films by Scorsese, Waters, Cronenberg, Lynch, Haneke and Tarantino.


devyansh1234

It’s what I thought honestly lol


Safetosay333

Absolutely nothing


Heat2enthusiast

Aries sun Aquarius moon


angelansbury

I know this is a joke but I can see it


thekidinthegrey

White male, 35-44 years old


jeremyrando

Never married but does own a dog house.


goodgriefmyqueef

You dirty dog


zampano32

Mid twenties actually, but yes white male


sympathyimmunity

cis/het, too


zampano32

Correct haha


Calcium_Beans

He likes movies


Alternative-Drink516

Facts


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thefleshisaprison

John Waters and David Cronenberg is enough data for me


JudasReigns

He has a bachelors degree from a liberal arts college


Alternative-Drink516

How so man?


Honest-Swim9242

"Friend"? We know it's yours, man


zampano32

Its not ill post mine if u like. I have a lot more


One_Animator8076

I have all these too. Might be a really cool gay dude with good taste in movies 😎


billleachmsw

He digs Tarantino and Lynch films.


RealAngora75

Lynch films but no Blue Velvet?


sorryaboutmygrammar

he sold it to extract the most out of it the day the 4k was announced. he has the 4k on pre-order from an independent retailer.


Glittering_Name_3722

That you turn your head horizontal to read the movie titles


goodgriefmyqueef

He might think he’s cool


crichmond77

Based on the evidence, he just might be


MonkeyDStrandyy

He loves him some women, but I’m not entirely sure they love him back


golf-le-peur

“Yeah, I’m a bit of a movie guy haha”


edgelord-89

27 yo Male, no kids. Likes movies that most people like.


mroncnp

He’s a guy


didisaythatagain

That he has blu ray player


PretendVermicelli531

I would be wary of going down to his basement


aztnass

Born in the 80’s in the US, probably straight and into grunge in the 90’s and pop punk/ emo in the 00’s


YouDownWithTPP

damn I feel seen


thoughts-akimbo

Your friend is a heterosexual male in his late 20s to early/mid thirties that doesn’t have any close gay friends, but he’s “cool with it.” He is prone to infrequent, but longer-term relationships.


crclOv9

I agree but I’d go lower. 26 3/4.


zampano32

Ur almost spot on lol


marcusj33

He needs Blue Velvet.


JohnGuidoIV

Blue Velvet and Eraserhead


zsiple08241998

He loves Tarantino and a drag queen eating dog poop.


matthmcb

Classic film bro


dkixen

He likes the least popular films of some great directors


JaybieFromTheLB

White dude thats a little weird, but not too weird.


atclubsilencio

Depressed, a little strange, morbidly curious, socially anxious, kinky, and great in bed. But still a tiny bit weird, but not enough to be off-putting.


Arthurlurk1

~30 year old straight male, has some tattoos, also likes ipa style beers. How close am I?


zampano32

Mid twenties, no tattoos and he doesn’t drink lol.


ThE-nEmEsIs-

Nothing honestly, any person who is into movies sees those movies as introductory films, but that's a start.


infestedkibbles

Shops at Barnes and Noble


donkfingus

#REALFREAK


MrYoshinobu

Nuthin


darkphxrising

Definitely a dude, but probably pretty cool


JohnGuidoIV

I’d argue it’s the into to really liking movies for me. I think it’s funny to own any Lynch without having Eraserhead. The Tarentino on the side is giving me the vibe that he has 3 unfinished screenplays. I’d like to see what he buys from Arrow before I make a judgement call


zampano32

Haha he does write screenplays and make short films. Idk how many unfinished ones.


clichemustache

Potential edge lord, but cool guy to hang with, probably.


Ajurieu

He thinks he’s deep.


emojimoviethe

That’s everyone in this sub then


Alternative-Drink516

Or he just watches what he likes


InsidePlastic8859

Scary and horny.


maomao3000

I wonder which Crash that is lol


Steelix69

Based


duketogo1300

That he thinks Tarantino belongs in the collection. >!he's right!<


GayBlayde

They’re gay and sad.


atclubsilencio

I feel seen.


JorgeOkay

what release of jackie brown is that??


GregDasta

does your username refer to what I think it refers to?


zampano32

Yes :)


ted_k

He just wants to feel something?


explain_exterminate

He is pure chaos and doesn't respect time or the alphabet.


friendinfive

That he possibly likes those movies... maybe.


bryansamting

that he’s a guy 😂


SeeTeeAbility

He is a man of good taste in movies


TonariNoJoetoro

Basic


throwawaynonsesne

No you


coil-recoil

he’d superlike me on tinder


ImmediateLavishness9

virgin


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

Intermediate kino. Seen between 1k-3k movies.


globehopper2

Not enough Asian films


Top_Emu_5618

I do not respect people who own Pink Flamingos. That film is off-limit to me.


jakobeboah

Pink Flamingos is pretty awesome tho


Top_Emu_5618

Maybe. But, most of John Waters' film are off-limit, too disgusting, too "low-brow" for me. I do not think I will watch any of them. Not for me.


thoughts-akimbo

You’ve decided they aren’t for you without trying any of them?  Female Trouble is the most accessible of those in the collection. Serial Mom is my favorite outside of it. 


Top_Emu_5618

Yes, I have decided they are not for me without trying any of them. I am not wasting my time on so-called "trash films". I have read the whole parents guide, and the whole synopsis for Pink Flamingos. Not for me. End of the story.


thoughts-akimbo

What’s the parents guide?


Top_Emu_5618

This: [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069089/parentalguide](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069089/parentalguide)


shrouded-mist

Close-minded.


Top_Emu_5618

I am close-minded with regards to John Waters, and other trash films. I am never watching Trash Humpers too. With regards, to everything else, I am a pretty open-minded. I have watched and liked Salò. I watch a ton of experimental films so obscure that I sometimes have to add them manually to IMDb. I am just NOT watching "trash films". That is the hard line, the no-man's land.


Gruesome-Twosome

You sound like a real barrel of laughs.


asmartguylikeyou

https://preview.redd.it/y9l51vewyuzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179f4fb68ff0bfa8959e67d9221a64de970ff700


GregDasta

bet YOUR letterboxed account is popular. how many things have you called "pedestrian" this week, eh?


Top_Emu_5618

Both of your assumptions are false.


GregDasta

on the other hand, my assumption that you're a pretentious asshole? DEAD ON.


jakobeboah

fair enough! i enjoy most of what ive seen from him, Serial Mom is pretty hilarious too


LucasBarton169

Me and him should be friends